冷笑话精选：
太可爱了！！！@音漫 啊呀 猫猫好可爱 吸吸吸吸吸吸～@每一天都比昨天更接近五月天[亲亲][亲亲][亲亲][亲亲]@北投阿宏隔壁家的阿花兒_Atiam看我喵喵拳👊🏻@奶昔的鹅太可爱了叭小猫猫
[Lovely!!!!!! @ sound diffuse oh my! The cat cat very lovely breath breath breath ~ @ each day better than yesterday is closer to a mayday [kiss] [kiss] [kiss] [kiss] @ peitou macro next door of flowers _Atiam o see me meow meow boxing 👊 🏻 @ milkshake goose too cute beep Kitty cat]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
南方都市报：
【心酸！湖北一轿车数月没人认领：车主曾在抗疫一线帮忙，后来发烧已经去世[泪]】湖北孝感。王先生在公园内发现一辆小车车牌前后都被报纸挡住，而且已经停在这里几个月了没人开走。王先生非常好奇，他撕下报纸根据车牌号打查询后得知，车主已经不在了。王先生通过联系车主家人了解到，孝感疫情期间...全文： m.weibo
[【 sad! Hubei months no one claimed a car car owners in disease resistance line help, later fever dead [tears]] xiaogan of hubei province. Mr. Wang found in the park in a car license plate before and after is blocked by the newspaper, and nobody has stopped here for a few months left. Mr. Wang is very curious, he tore newspaper according to the images after the query that owner is gone. Mr. Wang by contacting the owner family learned that during the outbreak of xiaogan... The full text m. eibo]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
青年时报：
【儿子想给父亲做个早饭，结果饭没做成，厨房还差点被烧了[衰]】今天上午点多，杭州富春街道步桥村下俞山号一住户家中冒出滚滚浓烟，情况十分紧急。据了解，儿子今早想给父亲做个早饭，结果二人都进卧室呆着了，等想起来时锅已经起火了。好在成功灭火。tALNMKN
[To my father the son wants to be a breakfast, as a result, rice didnt make it, the kitchen was nearly burned [failure]] points this morning, hangzhou inferior step street bridge village YuShan number a resident thick smoke billowing out of home, under the situation is very urgent. We have learned, son to my father want to do a breakfast this morning, the results of both stay into the bedroom, and do remember pan has caught fire. Fortunately, fire success. tALNMKN]
新闻热线： 工作沟通、广告合作请联系：（微信同号）
新浪新闻客户端：
. #要闻DAILY#
北京战疫十日
北京天区新增病例人
某食品公司发现例确诊，为与新发地关联的聚集性疫情
百事可乐北京厂区出现确诊病例 已停产停业
北京高校月前返校可能性很小
中高考方案正在细化 计划月底发布
疾控提醒：企业要掌握从业人员流动情况
做好重点人群管理
一文读懂今日发布会...全文： m.weibo
[. # pounced DAILY# < br > < br > Beijing fight disease new cases at Beijing region person < br > one food companies have found cases diagnosed, is associated with xinfadi aggregation epidemic < br > pepsi-cola factory in Beijing has confirmed cases of the suspension < br > Beijing university months ago back to school very unlikely < br > entrance examination for secondary school or college program is detailed plan released at the end of the < br > CDC remind enterprises to grasp the employees flows < br > < br > management of focus groups are read todays conference... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
青年时报：
【#杭州亚运会#公布官方体育服饰合作伙伴，助力公益活动】月日晚，杭州年第届亚运会官方体育服饰合作伙伴签约发布会在钱印号游船上举行。三六一度（中国）有限公司成为杭州亚运会官方合作伙伴，这也是杭州亚运会市场开发的第个类别、第家最高层级赞助企业。tALNINzn
[【 # # announced the official hangzhou Asian games sports apparel partners, boost public welfare activities 】 late February nd, hangzhou in the first session of the Asian games official sports apparel partners signing conference held in print ship. SanLiu once (China) co., LTD. Has become a hangzhou Asian games official partner, this is hangzhou Asian market development of the category, the highest level sponsored enterprises. tALNINzn]
新闻热线： 工作沟通、广告合作请联系：（微信同号）
柳州公安：
【#父亲节# 防诈微电影《约定》】随着社会人口老龄化程度的不断加剧，不法分子将目标盯上了“空巢”老人。作为子女应当多和老人沟通、多给予老人关心，多抽出时间来陪伴老人，再高超的骗术也敌不过真情的陪伴。那个与父母的约定，你还记得吗？ tALrrF
[【 # # anti cheat micro movie the convention fathers day 】 along with the social population aging degree of deepening, criminals will target on the empty nest the old man. As children should communicate with the old man, gave the old man care, more time to accompany the old man, again the legerdemain of superior enemy but also the company of the truth. The agreed with parents, do you remember? tALrrF]
需要报案或者其他危急情况请直接拨打“”！举报网络不良信息请@柳州网警巡查执法！
青年时报：
【暖心！消防车距离事故发生地仅公里被堵，俩好心司机雨天狂奔公里开道[中国赞]】今天上午点半，沪昆高速金华出口往兰溪方向的高速上发生交通事故，一名司机被困。消防车距离事故发生地只有公里时被堵，正当指挥员决定徒步时，俩四五十岁的大哥冒雨指挥起来，一跑就是公里…tALNfKgU ...全文： m.weibo
[The warm heart! Fire distance stuck only kilometers of the crash, the two kind driver rainy days running kilometers escorting praise [China]] at this morning, export shanghai-kunming high-speed jinhua lanxi direction of highway traffic accidents, a driver was trapped. Fire truck stuck when only kilometers away from the accident, just when the commander decided to hike, both their s and s eldest brother command in the rain, a run is kilometers... TALNfKgU... The full text m. eibo]
新闻热线： 工作沟通、广告合作请联系：（微信同号）
汽车之家：
#家家汽车文化#【售价达六位数 劳斯莱斯库里南车模】今天我们来体验下造价高达十多万，由劳斯莱斯工匠纯手工打造的库里南车模，制造时间比库里南真车都要长！ tALNfUj
[# # every car culture [for up to six figures Rolls-Royce cullinan models] today we are going to experience the cost is as high as more than ten, pure handmade by craftsmen Rolls-Royce the cullinan models, manufacturing time is longer than cullinan true car! tALNfUj]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
优酷：
#电视剧暮白首#[给你小心心]#任嘉伦暮白首#
墨幻深夜造访凌虚阁，林敬终晓父亲死亡真相[可怜]
反转太快酷酷子又点懵，贵圈关系好乱[疑问][疑问]！
这复杂的阴谋钱，简直全员黑莲花[衰][衰]！
今晚点#暮白首优酷大区#一起解谜[阴险]！
👖SWK MMM👖
tALKJL
[# # show both whitehead [give you heart carefully] # # sunset Ren Jialun whitehead < br > ling empty cabinet, ink magic night visit Lin Jing eventually xiao father died the truth [poor] < br > inversion fast cool son didnt again, your circle of disorderly [question] [question] good relationship! < br > this complicated plot money, absolutely full black lotus [failure] [failure]! < br > this evening sunset point # whitehead youku district # [insidious] together to solve the puzzle! < br > 👖 SWK MMM 👖 < br > tALKJL]
新浪新闻客户端：
【极致团宠！班级男生女生 女生微信三年未被外班男生要到】#班里唯一女生穿婚纱毕业# 月日，陕西西安。西安航空职业技术学院一毕业班，全班共名男生和名女生雍同学，作为“班级团宠”，男生们为她准备了一场盛大的毕业仪式，还为其准备了婚纱，全班男生身穿西装在宿舍楼下列队接她下楼去拍毕...全文： m.weibo
[The acme group pet! Class boys and girls girl WeChat three years have not been outside class the boy to 】 # # on graduation only girl in the class wear wedding dress, shaanxi xi an. Xi an institute of technology of profession of aviation a graduating class, the class of boys and girls huiyong, classmates, as a class pet, the boys have a grand for her graduation ceremony, also for the wedding dress, the whole class the boy wearing a suit in March in the dormitory building under she went downstairs to shoot until tomorrow... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
南方都市报：
【超好听！古琴版《一剪梅》让人如痴如醉】 近日，费玉清的《一剪梅》在海外爆红，但古琴版本你听过吗？悠扬的琴声古韵十足，空灵悦耳，穿越时空。戳视频，让好音乐叫醒你的耳朵！央视频tALKygUe
[【 super good to listen! Guqin version changjiang let a person crazy 】 recently, fei yu qing changjiang in overseas, but the guqin version. Have you heard? Melodious tweedle gu, empty spirit, through time and space. Poke video, make good music to wake up your ears! Central video tALKygUe]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
冷笑话精选：
#被猫猫暴击是什么感受# 啊啊啊啊啊怎么这么可爱啊啊啊！！[泪][泪] tALNcGLf
[# is what the cat cat crit is # ahhh agghh ah how so cute!! [tears] [tears] tALNcGLf]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪汽车：
#老司机课堂# 这是模拟器吗？简直就是以假乱真啊！超级还原MP赛车行驶在年代的铃鹿赛道。 tALNcvc
[Old driver class # # is this simulator? It is just a real ones! Super reduction MP race car driving in s suzuka track. tALNcvc]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
小野妹子学吐槽：
各地推友拍摄的金环日食，大自然的奇迹
[Around the tweeters shooting gold rings a solar eclipse, the wonders of nature]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
南方都市报：
#父亲节#【原来这就是一个男人的进化，一辈子的成长换来一生的爱】回顾一个男人的成长，在担当爸爸这个角色之前，他也跟我们小时候一样调皮爱玩，也经历过青春的悸动。在爱和责任的灌溉下，他迈入婚姻生活，顺利的变成了爸爸。在我们每个人的成长历程中，他总是那个默默陪伴的男人，直到恍然一瞬间感觉...全文： m.weibo
[# # fathers day this is a mans evolution, the growth of life for a lifetime of love 】 reviews the growth of a man, before the play the role of father, he is as mischievous as a child love to play with us, also experienced a throb of youth. Under the irrigation of love and responsibility, he enter the marriage life, smooth became a dad. During the course of the growth of each of us, he is always the man who accompanies, until suddenly suddenly feel... The full text m. eibo]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
没有评论:
发表评论