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🐴 @贴吧君马住@苦瓜你为什么这么苦：傣味舂鸡脚超好吃！！！还有二中鸡脚筋也很好吃！！！推荐傣味手抓饭 里面的烧鸡烧猪肉都好吃@杨叻仔成碟青瓜过大海_KM天啊云南是我日思夜想念念不忘想去的城市啊！！吃吃吃！
[🐴 @ @ tieba gentleman horse live balsam pear why are you so bitter DaiWei pounded chicken feet super yummy!!!!!! And chicken hamstring is also very delicious!!!!!! Recommend DaiWei hand pilaf of chicken stewed pork had good @ Yang le seed into a dish of cucumber sea _KM never forget god yunnan is I so desperately want to go to the city!! Just eat!]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
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[心]@姑娘你命里缺水其中看到很多比较喜欢和熟悉的男明星，他们都塑造了很多精彩的角色，虽然岁月催人老，但是观众都会记得他们的。
[[heart] @ girl in your life which saw many prefer to water shortage and familiar with male star, they have created many wonderful characters, although the years make you old, but the audience will remember them.]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
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优酷：
#青春环游记# 第三期完整版已上线！“春游家族”@贾玲 @郎朗 @范丞丞Adam @杨迪 @卡布叻_周深 @小沈阳 集体变身音乐“小天才”！贾玲周深比拼高音，郎朗街边挑战倍速弹钢琴，范丞丞化身莫扎特秒变指挥天才，杨迪一人串起小虎队，还有青春伙伴小沈阳强势助阵[憧憬]那么多的精彩，一起#上优酷看青春#...全文： m.weibo
[# youth. # ) full version has launched! Family spring outing @ Gu Ling @ lang lang @ Fan Chengcheng Adam @ yandi @ le deep @ _ week small shenyang kapoor collective transformation music little genius! Gu Lingzhou deep compete soprano, lang lang street challenge times speed to play the piano, Fan Chengcheng incarnation change command genius Mozart seconds, yandi one string Justin, and partner of youth small shenyang strong supporting her [hope] so many wonderful, with youku to see the youth on # #... The full text m. eibo]
南方都市报：
【#村支书泥石流来临前带全村撤离#：保不了你们的财产 但我要保你们的命】四川丹巴山洪泥石流灾害抢险救灾工作正在进行中。月日，核心灾区的关州村支书徐富顺讲述日凌晨带领村民疏散的经过。当地下了场罕见的大暴雨，收到观察员的信息后，他大喊着带村民撤离到安全地带。徐书记坦言，“财产我保证...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # yuwang debris flow with the village before the arrival of evacuation dont keep your property but I will keep you life 】 sichuan danba mudslide disaster rescue and relief work is under way. Month, core areas closed state yuwang Xu Fushun day led the evacuation of villagers through in the morning. Local rare heavy storm, the field after receiving the observer of the information, he shouted with villagers evacuated to safety. Xu Shuji admits, property I promise... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪新闻客户端：
【主人吃烧烤不给狗吃 #狗子吃不着烧烤独自生闷气#[允悲]】近日，山东济南一位网友带着狗子一起去吃烧烤，意外拍下欢乐的一幕。主人坐着小板凳，守着小桌子，美滋滋地吃烤串。狗子蹲在不远处的摩托车踏板上，背对着主人生闷气。因为主人没有给它吃的，它回家之后一屁股坐在厕所门口，主人怎么商量都不...全文： m.weibo
[The host does not eat barbecue to the dog dog # cant eat barbecue sulking alone # [allow sad]] recently, a net friend in shandong jinan son go with the dogs eat barbecue, accident scene filmed joy. Host sits a small bench, with small table, a fun to eat barbecue. Dog son to sit on the nearby motorcycle pedals, his back to the host to sulk. Because the owner didnt give it food and it home after a butt sitting on the toilet door, master how to discuss all not... The full text m. eibo]
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不会也被推倒吧
[Dont be pulled down]
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新摄影网：
【徕卡发布SL相机.版本升级固件】固件下载链接：tALoQGI
新版升级固件主要做出以下更改：
性能提升：
多重拍摄功能：多重拍摄让用户可以拍摄像素高达.亿的照片。一次拍摄可以拍摄一张万像素和一张.亿像素照片。
改善了视频菜单的图形用户界面设计：视频模式的子菜单中有高光...全文： m.weibo
[Released the leica camera. SL version upgrade firmware 】 the firmware download links tALoQGI < br > the new upgrade firmware is mainly to make the following changes < br > performance improvement < br > multiple cameras multiple allows the user to pixels up to filming. Billions of photographs. A photograph can capture a mega pixels and a. Million pixels. < br > improved the graphical user interface design of video menu video mode of sub menu has highlights... The full text m. eibo]
全球影像资讯、数码相机新闻、实用摄影教程...
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@Aling-我不歧视黑人，但会鄙视好吃懒做，不尊重当地风俗民情法律法规的人
[@ Aling - I dont discrimination against blacks, but despise the lazy, dont respect the local customs laws and regulations]
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@不是小丑是真丑其实我们可以看到美国人素质并不高，美国之所以能成为最发达国家主要得益于其相对较好的社会制度，而这个体制的弊端也愈来愈暴露出来，如果美国不能做到改变，也许会慢慢衰落
[@ not a clown is really ugly actually we can see the quality is not high, the United States has become the most developed countries mainly due to its relatively good social system, and the disadvantages of the system are also increasingly exposed, if the United States cant do change, may be slowly decline]
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猫扑：
【#男子高铁上声称要喝水拒戴口罩# 反问乘务员：我违法了吗？】月日，G次列车上一男子从南京南站上车，在座位上一直不戴口罩。乘务员前来劝阻，该男子声称自己要喝水，还反问乘务员：我违法了吗？乘务员提出要给男子换座位，被男子拒绝，最后该男子也并未戴上口罩。tALKheOy
[【 # man to drink water to be declared on the high-speed rail wearing masks # ask steward the law for me? Month, G a man from the nanjing south railway station on time train got on the bus, on the seat has not wearing a mask. Flight attendants to dissuade him, the man claimed that he want to drink, also asked the flight attendants the law for me? Flight attendants offered to change seats for men, were rejected by men, the end of the day, the man did not wear masks. tALKheOy]
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@我是孩儿他爸爸可伶可俐这个品牌以前很火的
[@ I am a child of his father the brand can give li used to be a fire]
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