冷笑话精选：
巨大满月下的日本岐阜城 （twiHisa）
使用器材：Sony αrIII G Master -,-mm
[Huge gaps in Japan under the full moon fucheng (twiHisa) < br > < br > use equipment Sony alpha rIII G Master -- - mm]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
#欢喜猎人哈哈哈# 穿越回年前的况天包@包贝尔 和贾小玲@贾玲 并肩作战，逆转未来！传闻中的号外星人山争哥哥也即将现身，还有乘风破浪的昕姐@吴昕 变成民国版“白月光”月娥再次上线！今晚，欢喜猎人继续更新，点一起来优酷追剧吧！
[# glad hunter, ha, ha, ha # of days back to years ago bell and Gu Xiaoling @ @ package Gu Ling and reverse the future! Rumoured alien mountain for elder brother also soon appeared, and braving the @ xin wu xin sister into a version of the republic of China white moonlight lam online again! Tonight, glad the hunter and continue to update, youku chase play together! ]
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[Forwarding microblogging]
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优酷：
#小朋友跳易烊千玺舞蹈# #师父我要跳舞了# 街舞真的是一个圈，两届“易燃装置”队员@韩宇 @franklinyu余衍林 师父带领萌娃们扒舞@TFBOYS-易烊千玺 的大秀舞蹈，不管是哪一版都一样精彩，都能看到大家对街舞的满满热爱[心]
tALMrJ
[# children Jackson dancing # # # the teacher I want to dance the dance is a circle, two terms flammable devices @ hanyu @ franklinyu Yu Yanlin teacher led of the Eva steak dance @ TFBOYS - Jackson big dance show, which version is the same whether it is good, can see you love full of street dance [heart] < br > tALMrJ]
新浪新闻客户端：
【#弗洛伊德弟弟喊话联合国#：我哥是怎么死的 你们都看到了！】日，联合国人权理事会在日内瓦召开第次会议，弗洛伊德弟弟通过视频向联合国喊话，敦促其调查美国警察暴力执法和种族歧视。弗洛伊德弟弟说，“你们在镜头里看到我哥哥被折磨和谋杀的方式，这就是美国警察对待黑人的方式。”他说，“你...全文： m.weibo
[[the UN # # Freud brother answers my brother is how dead you see! Day, the United Nations human rights council in Geneva, the first meeting of Freuds brother through the video to the propaganda, urging him to survey the police law enforcement of violence and racial discrimination in the United States. Freuds brother, said, you see my brother was torture and murder at the camera, this is the way the police treated blacks. He said, you... The full text m. eibo]
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南方都市报：
【#女寝四年获证书张奖学金超万#：保研考研上岸[鼓掌]】#毕业季#西北农林科技大学一女生寝室人保研、人考研成功，分别被中山大学、南京大学、西北农林科技大学、荷兰瓦赫宁根大学录取。年期间，她们共获得张证书和约万千元的奖学金。备考期间，王钰晨整天不碰手机，家人来探望人都没能见...全文： m.weibo
[【 # female lay a certificate copies in four scholarships above all # guaranteed to grind ones deceased father grind ashore [applause.]] # graduation season # northwest agriculture and forestry university of science and technology a girls bedroom helped grind, ones deceased father grind successful, respectively by zhongshan university, nanjing university, northwest agriculture and forestry university of science and technology, wageningen university in the Netherlands. During the years, they received a scholarship certificate and about ten thousand yuan. During the test, Wang Yuchen dont touch the phone all day, the family visited people have failed to see... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪汽车：
#出行生活# 【#八旬老太首都机场追星迷路# 求助民警】八旬老人迷恋某当红男星，听说其将抵达首都机场参加活动，便于月日晚独自从上海买机票来了北京。到达首都机场后，老人却不知道到哪能找到男星，便求助民警。由于老人年纪较大，民警一边安抚，一边联系到了老人家属。月日凌晨，老人的女儿赶到...全文： m.weibo
[# # # travel life 【 s capital airport granny make track for a star lost # for help police 】 the octogenarian infatuated with a popular actor, heard him will arrive in the capital airport to participate in activities, facilitate month day night alone to buy the ticket from Shanghai to Beijing. Arriving at the capital airport, the old man doesnt know where can find actor, and policemen for help. Due to the old man is older, civilian police calm, while links to the old mans family. On day in the morning, the old mans daughter to get... The full text m. eibo]
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喝了MOJITO，千万别开车哦！
[Drank a MOJITO, dont drive!]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
南方都市报：
#武汉抗疫护士昏迷百天#【#武汉护士脑出血申请工伤被拒# 代理律师：申请司法鉴定】月日，湖北武汉。有报道称，武汉抗疫昏迷的护士沈蓓因工伤认定问题提起行政复议获得回复，人社局认为其不符合工伤认定而维持原来决定。其女儿罗兰介绍，并未收到人社局回复，网传的文件是人社局及母亲所在医院向复议...全文： m.weibo
[# wuhan resistance to disease nurses coma # one hundred days [nurse cerebral hemorrhage inductrial injury apply for rejected # # wuhan lawyer apply for judicial authentication 】 month day, hubei wuhan. It is reported that wuhan disease resistant coma nurse Shen Bei reply for industrial injury problems bring administrative reconsideration, people club bureau said that it is not in conformity with the industrial injury and to maintain the original decision. His daughter Roland, people club bureau has not received reply, the file is people club bureau and mother in the hospital to review... The full text m. eibo]
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小野妹子学吐槽：
技巧精湛，叹为观止[好喜欢] tALMdyo
[[like] tALMdyo skills superb, breathtaking]
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【湖南永州#城管当街棍棒打死宠物狗# 狗主人：犬证都齐全】月日，湖南省永州市江华瑶族自治县沱江镇瑶韵步行街附近，城管人员用棍子将一只狗打死。据狗主人称，狗是办理了犬证的，当时狗自己跑出去的时候被打死。据现场群众拍摄的画面显示，城管执法车上竖立的牌子上写着，遛狗不牵绳，一律捕杀。...全文： m.weibo
[【 # yongzhou in hunan province chengguan street # bludgeoned pet dog dog owner a full range of dog card 】 month day, on which the yao nationality autonomous county in hunan tuojiang river town yao rhyme near the pedestrian street, urban management personnel will be a dog to death with a stick. According to the dog, the dog is to deal with the certificate of dogs, and when they run out of dogs were killed at that time. Chengguan, according to the scene of the mass shooting pictures, the car to erect a sign, dont walk the dog leash, all to kill. ... The full text m. eibo]
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青年时报：
【海底“植树造林”：#我在深圳海底种珊瑚#[憧憬]】廖宝林从事珊瑚保护管理工作已十余年，年他辞去公职到广东海洋大学深圳研究院工作。他说中国近海区域水底的珊瑚与印象中海底那些美丽的珊瑚相比，几乎两重天，水非常浑浊，通常只有到米的能见度，伸手不见五指，希望通过自己甚至几代人的努力，...全文： m.weibo
[[the bottom of the sea afforestation # # I kind of corals in shenzhen [hope]] Liao Baolin engaged in protection and management of coral has more than ten years, he resigned from office to work in shenzhen institute of guangdong ocean university. He said Chinas offshore areas underwater coral and impression in the bottom of the sea, compared to those beautiful coral almost extremes, very turbid water, usually only to meters visibility, opaque, and hopes to the efforts of several generations, even... The full text m. eibo]
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[# # jinshan night people, regardless of the little big officer, officer, much less money, dont take too seriously! Ancient and modern group JinHeZai? Abandoned grave a pile of grass in the end! No more, life in Japan together to more people..................... This is the conclusion sages, it is a thing apart! Naked living not bring, from USA, is a surge in a few, value! Men get a peacock, for many women. Kings and all the people no exception... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
汽车之家：
#家家热点时刻# 昨天中期改款宝马M雷霆版正式发布，新车对外观进行了升级及细化，一边是被称为西装暴徒的宝马M，一边是有着最强买菜车之称的奥迪RS，你更喜欢谁？ tALMrvrR
[Mid # # hot every time yesterday to BMW M thunder version released, new appearance for the upgrading and refining, one side is called a suit MOBS of BMW M, one side is has the strongest shopping car audi RS, who do you prefer? tALMrvrR]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
优酷：
#电视剧月上重火# 用诚挚匠心打造古风江湖之美，一器一物，都是精益求精的品质追求。酷酷只想为制作团队点大大的赞！[good]今晚点继续来#宠爱剧场#感受诚意，优酷vip会员可免费解锁大结局噢！tALMrPy
[# # drama on the heavy fire with sincere originality creating the beauty of the ancient rivers lake, a device, are keeping improving the quality of the pursuit. Cool want to production team some big praise! [good] point to continue to # # love theater tonight feel sincerity, youku VIP member free unlock finale! tALMrPy]
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