冷笑话精选：
#猫是求学道路的最大阻碍#
啊啊啊啊立刻停下来陪它玩！
tALXPHq
[# cat is the biggest obstacle of studying road # < br > agghh immediately stop to play with it! < br > tALXPHq]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
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#汽车新知加油站# #微博公开课# 自动驾驶级别科普，我们距离真正的自动驾驶还有相当的距离啊！
[# car knowledge service station # # weibo public class # autopilot level science, distance we truly automatic driving there is quite a distance!]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
南方都市报：
【#女子天内次求助消防剪戒指#[允悲]】月日，苏州一女子手指被戒指紧紧卡住，已经红肿，来消防救援站求助，消防员用大力剪将戒指剪断。月日，该女子再次来求助。为何再次被卡？她说，有朋友问她手指怎么被戒指卡住了，于是她#手指被卡后又拿一枚戒指示范#。@新京报我们视频 tALPVkB
[【 # # days time women turn fire ring cut [allow sad]] month day, suzhou a womens finger was ring stuck tightly, has red, to fire rescue station for help, firefighters used to cut the ring cut. On day, the woman again to ask for help. Why are stuck again? She said, a friend asked her how are stuck to the ring finger, so she # was stuck and then take a ring finger demonstration #. @ Beijing news we video tALPVkB]
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青年时报：
【男子炒股欠债万，#花万租别墅偷邻居瓶茅台#】苏州某高档别墅小区接连发生财物被盗，该小区安保十分严格，现场仅有一枚可疑脚印。最终，警方根据监控找到嫌疑人张某。经查，张某因炒股欠下多万元，不想让父母知道，为方便盗窃花万租别墅。tALPXPV
[[man, fry a debt, # spend thousands to rent the villa steal neighbors bottle of maotai # 】 a high-grade villa community in suzhou property stolen, security is very strict, the village site only a suspicious footprints. Finally, the police found suspect zhang according to the monitor. Via checking, zhang for fry owes more than ten thousand yuan, dont want to let their parents know, for the convenience of stealing flowers all rent a house. tALPXPV]
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优酷：
#欢喜猎人哈哈哈# 今日份欢喜花絮“新舞种“大放送——来自况天包@包贝尔 的自编“抽风舞”，还附送灵魂rap，速来优酷获取更多精彩 [坏笑] [憧憬]今晚欢喜猎人继续播出~ #包贝尔抽风舞# tALJFh
[# # glad hunter ha ha ha today a glad trivia new dance big festival - from the day of bales @ bell wrote dance, also attached to the soul rap, speed to youku for more wonderful [laugh] [hope] joy hunter continue to broadcast tonight ~ # # bag bear a dance tALJFh]
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#家家试驾评测# 【年轻人的菜 背靠背对比领克CX-】万以内最适合年轻人的SUV，究竟选产品层面有CMA架构，品牌层面追求潮流的领克。还是设计颜值双双在线，驾驶乐趣满分的马自达CX-？本期《背靠背》对比领克和马自达CX-，都是颜值与乐趣兼顾的车型，那么问题来了，轿跑SUV的王者？谁才是年轻...全文： m.weibo
[# # every test evaluation CX - the young mans food contrast collar back-to-back g 】 all within the most suitable for young peoples SUV, whether to choose the product level has CMA architecture, the pursuit of fashion brand levels grams. Or design level both online appearance, fun to drive out the Mazda CX -? Current CX - grams back-to-back contrast collar and Mazda, is appearance level and fun both models, so the question comes, the king of the SUV car run? Who is the young... The full text m. eibo]
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#试驾评测# #平价操控王# 万买台路特斯，不论是山路还是赛道，都给足你上头的感觉！
[# test evaluation # # # parity manipulation of the king, than buy a road, both mountain and track all the sense that gives a foot above you!]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
新浪新闻客户端：
【岁女子血管如岁老人 诱因竟是“相思病”】近日，深圳岁女生小程加班回到宿舍洗澡时突然晕倒。当时完全讲不出话，只能用左手打字。半小时后被紧急送往医院急诊科。医生看了片子后惊呆多岁的她血管竟然像多岁老人↓↓随着治疗的深入医生发现诱因竟是“相思病”。咋回事？详解↓↓...全文： m.weibo
[【 years, womens blood vessels such as the old man cause was lovesickness 】 recently, age of girls in shenzhen leijiacha etc overtime back to the dormitory suddenly fainted while taking a bath. Words failed completely at that time, can only use the left hand typing. Half an hour later he was rushed to hospital emergency department. Doctor after watching the movie was she blood vessels were like s of many years old the old man left left with the deepening of the treatment the doctor found the cause was lovesickness. What happened? Explanation left left... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#会车起冲突男子拽女子头发拖行# 小孩跪地哀求】月日，一段视频在四川射洪广泛传播。视频中，一男一女发生纠纷，过程中男子揪住女方头发，将其拽倒在地，疑似女方孩子的小男孩跪地求情，“叔叔不要打”↓↓据悉女方骑电瓶车，男方开小车，因会车产生口角。现场视频曝光↓↓tALxarB
[[# meeting car clashed men dragging women hair dragged # child knelt to cry on, a video shoot in sichuan flood spread widely. In the video, a man and a woman a dispute in the process of man grabbed her hair and pulled it down to the ground and suspected her baby boy kneel to intercede, dont play uncle left left the woman riding a storage battery, the man driving the car, because passing each corner. The scene video exposure left left tALxarB down]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
柳州公安：
【#暴雨中他们踏水逆行#】暴雨中，蜀黍怀抱小孩，蹚过齐膝积水……这一幕刷爆了当地群众的朋友圈。#平安# 月日，云南曲靖宣威突降暴雨，市内低洼路段大量积水，造成大面积交通拥堵。宣威交警坚守岗位，雨中逆行，全力维护交通秩序、救助受困群众。#身边暖警# @云南警方 tALPGTM ...全文： m.weibo
[# # storm they tread water retrograde 】 【 storm, baby milos arms, wade had knee effusion... This scene maxed out local people circle of friends. # #, safe and yunnan qujing xuanwei heavy rain, the city low-lying road a lot of water, causing massive traffic jams. Retrograde in xuanwei traffic police hold position, rain, to maintain traffic order, rescue trapped people. Warm beside # p # @ yunnan police tALPGTM... The full text m. eibo]
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青年时报：
【定了！钱塘快速路（同协路-东湖高架路段）月日上午时开通试运行】钱塘快速路（同协路-东湖高架路段）定于月日（周日）上午时开通试运行。钱塘快速路是杭州市“四纵五横”快速路网位于最中心区域的一横，本次开通路段为钱塘快速路的江干区段，即艮山路提升改造工程的高架，西起同协路（在建...全文： m.weibo
[【 settle! Qiantang expressway (with a section of road, donghu) on the morning of February nd open when commissioning 】 qiantang expressway (with a section of road, donghu) is scheduled for February nd (Sunday) morning when commissioning. Expressway is hangzhou qiantang been five horizontal fast road network is located in the center of the cross, the opening section of qiantang expressway jianggan district section, namely gen mountain roads improve project overhead, west road with association (under construction... The full text m. eibo]
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南方都市报：
【#岁保安出书献礼厦大百年校庆#：年通过多门考试，想留下脚印就得走泥泞的路[中国赞]】最近，厦门大学岁保安周德新献礼母校百年校庆的样书出炉。他年通过多门考试，在年拿下厦大法学学士学位（成人高等教育）。谈及逆袭，他说学英语最难，感谢厦大一位同学免费辅导两年多，“要想留下脚...全文： m.weibo
[Security # years old book tribute xiamen university anniversary # one hundred years through many tests, want to leave footprints have to praise [China] muddy walk 】 recently, xiamen university, security de-xin zhou tribute Alma mater one hundredth anniversary the advance copies. He is through many tests, in the year with a bachelors degree in xiamen university law (adult higher education). When it comes to counter attack, he said the hardest to learn English, one thanks xiamen university classmates free tutoring in more than two years, if you want to leave the foot... The full text m. eibo]
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[Ticket member day # # with to the years time to buy buy buy, super affordable ticket can not miss, friend @ with routine ticket to bring more than special routes, there are large ticket vouchers set limit to rob, enjoy this summer. Focus @ home of auto @ with ticket with topic # with cheng cheng ticket member # forwarding microblogging, share you want to go to a travel destination this summer, no smoking people send [yuan jingdong card + digital products charge... m. eibo]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
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#出行生活# 在车门、车厢没有关好时，禁止行车，发生事故要负责tEnhBla
[# # in the door, car travel life have no the good, the ban on driving, will be responsible for accident tEnhBla]
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汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
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