小野妹子学吐槽：
声优界著名四大夫妻档[doge][doge][doge]
[The making of world famous four couples [doge] [doge] [doge]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
南方都市报：
#冷冻饮品不合格率较高# 【市场监管总局：年网购食品抽检不合格率.% 比上年升高.个百分点 】国家市场监管总局日晚公布年国家食品安全监督抽检情况，监督抽检总体合格率为.%，与上年持平。其中肉制品抽检合格率较年提高.%；网购食品抽检不合格率比上年升高；冷冻饮品不合格率仍处...全文： m.weibo
[# # frozen drinks high fraction defective is the market supervision administration in online shopping food sampling fraction defective. % higher than the previous year. A percentage points] on the evening of total bureau of national market regulation published in national food safety supervision and sampling inspection, supervision and sampling percent of pass is as a whole. %, flat with the previous year. Meat product sampling percent of pass of the year. %. Online shopping food sampling fraction defective is higher than the previous year; Frozen drinks fraction defective is still... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#墨西哥警察踩踏抗议摔倒女子# 引爆民众怒火】月日，墨西哥爆发反对暴力执法游行，一名岁未成年女子不慎跌倒。其身后的警察队伍视若无睹接连踩过她的脸，甚至有人故意上前狠狠踹向女孩脸及脖子。女孩随后被送往医院，被诊断为脑震荡及面部损伤。tArdfR ...全文： m.weibo
[【 # Mexican police trample down woman # detonate protest anger] month day, Mexico demonstrations against violence law enforcement, at the age of a young woman accidentally fell. Behind the team of the police turned a blind eye to have trod on her face, even someone deliberately to kicked to the girls face and neck. Girl was later taken to a hospital, was diagnosed with a concussion and facial injuries. TArdfR... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
微博搞笑排行榜：
预告tArreG 互动题目：“一人一句行走社会的经验”。（本条预告分钟后删除）
[Forecast tArreG interactive topic one person walking a social experience. (this article forecast minutes remove)]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
柳州公安：
#为什么来柳州# 柳州，晚安[月亮]
[Why # # to liuzhou liuzhou, good night [moon]]
需要报案或者其他危急情况请直接拨打“”！举报网络不良信息请@柳州网警巡查执法！
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【 #男子为方便盗窃花万租别墅#：没办法我炒股亏了万】近日，苏州一个高档别墅小区内，接连发生财物被盗事件。民警通过调查锁定了该小区租户张某。据悉，张某因炒股亏了多万，就萌生了盗窃别墅的念头。他花了万元在小区租了一栋别墅，经常借着散步的名义在小区里游荡，寻找作案目标。目前，张...全文： m.weibo
[【 rent villa # # man for the convenience of stealing flowers than cant I wanna fry lost 】 recently, in suzhou, a high-grade villa area, property theft happened in succession. By investigating police lock the tenant zhang. It is understood that due to the stock market lost more than zhang, thoughts of the theft of the villa. He spent ten thousand yuan rented a villa in residential area, often with a walk in the name of the wandering in the neighbourhood, looking for targets. At present, zhang... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
青年时报：
【小区物业经理电脑里藏了多名业主信息资料，更可怕的是……[吃惊]】去年，长兴的陈女士在当地城北某小区购买了一套房子。今年月初，她不断接到装修推销的电话，对方能准确说出其姓氏、购买面积等个人信息。警方调查发现，小区物业经理曾向多个装修公司负责人提供业主信息……tArkS
[More than the residential property manager in the computer to hide the information owner, is more terrible... [surprised]] last year, changxing ms Chen in the north to a local bought a house. Early this year, she got a call from the decoration to promote unceasingly, each other can tell its name, purchase area and other personal information. A police investigation found that residential property managers have to multiple head decorate a company to provide the owner information... tArkS]
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南方都市报：
【#环保局车辆逆行撞车并威胁被撞车主#：这么不懂事儿[费解]】月日，网友爆料北京出京方向松树裕路段，一辆环保局的车辆逆行撞车。环保局车上人员态度恶劣，因被撞车主车牌是河北牌照便威胁车主要找交通队查车，还称车主怎么这么不懂事儿。最终交警认定环保局车辆全责，处以扣分罚款元。目前环保...全文： m.weibo
[【 # epa retrograde crash and threats are collision owner # so dont understand things [difficult]] month day, out of Beijing netizen has Beijing direction pine yu road, the epas vehicles retrograde crash. Epa bad attitudes of the personnel on the car, after being hit owners are hebei licence plates threat car main traffic team find ZhaChe, said the owner how so dont understand. Traffic police finally decided that the epa vehicle solely, impose a penalty fine yuan. The current environmental protection... The full text m. eibo]
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卢健生：
@盧安迪
[@ Lu Andi]
Z CAM 首席执行官
但斌：
[泪][心]🙏@只买垄断企业生死由命，富贵在天！我们只做正确的事，其余的交给上帝！但总是一个性情中人，重情重义[good][good][good]
[[in] [heart] 🙏 @ only buy a monopoly of life and death by life, riches and honour in the day! We only do the right thing, and the rest to god! But it is always a temperament middleman, the heavy sentiment heavy righteousness [good] [good] [good]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
@刘强-同舟共济心内科医生再次忠告岁以上的人一定要记住 在睡眠时如果心脏病突发, 剧烈胸疼足以把人从沉睡中痛醒,立刻口含十粒复方丹参滴丸，或者硝酸甘油片片，或者阿司匹林片（mg）嚼服！接着立刻联络急救中心，然后坐在椅子或沙发上静候援助，千万别躺下！
[@ liu - in the same boat people over the age of cardiology doctors advice again keep in mind that if a heart attack during sleep, severe chest pain enough to set the people pain woke up from a deep sleep, mouth immediately ten grain of compound danshen dropping pill, or nitroglycerin patches of, or aspirin (mg) chewing! Then contact the emergency center immediately. Then she sat on a chair or sofa waiting for assistance, dont lie!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小野妹子学吐槽：
是好久不见的刘人语妹妹呀！作为天猫明星领秀官，人语妹妹准备了独家美丽秘笈，化身#爱豆届的安利鬼才#打造超级买家秀，小美人鱼们，一起为她的小型个人演出倒计时吧！跟刘人语一起，带话题晒出你的#超级买家秀#，还有机会赢神秘大奖！超多精彩，就在天猫#理想生活狂欢季#
[Is long time no see liu DE sister! As officer Tmall star led show, and chattering sister prepared exclusive beauty tips, incarnate god # # love bean of the amway make super buyers show, the little mermaid, for her small personal shows the countdown together! Together with liu chattering with topic sun out of your # # super buyers show, and still have a chance to win mystery prize! Super nice Tmall, ideal life carnival season # #]
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冷笑话精选：
#杭州惊现神秘紫色礼盒#，去过的人都惊呆了！有图有真相，简直大型种草现场！没想到全世界的宝藏好物都被#天猫国际国家的宝藏#挖到了！护肤彩妆、食品保健各种品类一应俱全，@天猫国际 这波操作太可了！ tArlaT
[# # hangzhou latest purple box, been shocked! Picture is truth, large grass field! Didnt expect treasure good things all over the world are # # Tmall international national treasures dug here! Skin care cosmetics, a variety of health food category from soup to nuts, @ Tmall this wave of international operations can be so much! tArlaT]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
汽车之家：
#家家新闻# 【提供两种版本 全新飞度或于月日亮相】日前，我们从相关渠道了解到，全新一代广汽本田飞度或于月日正式亮相。根据此前申报信息来看，未来新车将推出普通版和跨界版两种版本车型，并有望于年月正式上市。tAruUsf
[# # every news [offers two versions new fit or appeared on February nd 】 recently, we learned from relevant channels, a new generation of guangzhou Honda fit or officially debut on February nd. According to the application information, the future new car to launch regular edition and cross-border edition version two kinds of models, and is expected to officially listed in years. tAruUsf]
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