汽车之家：
#晚安家人# 夏天里最让你感到幸福的事情是什么？
[# # good night family in the summer the most thing is to let you feel happy? ]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
#深夜大明白#【科普：块钱和块钱的牙膏有什么区别？】普通牙膏和有「特殊功效」的牙膏，价格能相差几十倍。你有没有必要买更贵的牙膏？所谓的「美白、止血、抗过敏」牙膏，究竟是不是智商税？以及，如何科学地挑选一根物美价廉的牙膏？
为了让你不花冤枉钱，我们梳理了牙膏的主要成分，并制作了这...全文： m.weibo
[# # the night big understand [science what is the difference between dollars and yuan toothpaste? Ordinary toothpaste and a special effect of the toothpaste, the price can differ dozens of times. Do you have any need to buy more expensive toothpaste? The so-called whitening, hemostatic, allergy toothpaste, whether IQ tax? And, how to choose a cheaper toothpaste? < br > < br > in order to let you dont spend money, the main ingredient, we combed the toothpaste and created the... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
刘彦斌：
从今天盘面走势看，短期不乐观的！
[Look from the disk today, short-term not optimistic! ]
薛蛮子：
友朋自远方耒，挑了亇陕西面馆
[Youpon from distant Lei, picked an noodle restaurant in shaanxi province]
中国著名天使投资人 薛蛮子
24小时新闻：
【#深圳#一公交上乘客晕倒 司机闯红灯救人】近日，深圳M公交车上一位乘客突然晕倒，司机卢师傅为争取救援时间，一路闯红灯压线行驶，几分钟内开到了医院，晕倒的乘客得到及时救治。当时车上的乘客都目睹了卢师傅救助的过程，乘客尹先生也第一时间报警陈述了闯红灯理由，希望能帮卢师傅免除处罚。 ...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # on a bus in shenzhen passengers fainted driver ran a red light save 】 recently, shenzhen M a passenger on a bus suddenly fainted, driver lu teacher for rescue time, all the way through a red light line pressing, within a few minutes drive to the hospital, faint passengers get timely treatment. When the passengers has witnessed the Lou master the process of rescue, passengers Mr Yoon is also the first time report to the police stated the red light reason, hope to be able to help Lou master be exempted from punishment. ... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#山西一宾馆后院关百只猫# 因受伤和缺水正在哀嚎】月日，网友称，山西临汾一宾馆后院发现一处囤猫点，有数百只来源不明的猫被囚禁于铁笼中，由于受伤和缺水，不断发出惨叫。当地动物救助基地成员现场确认后报案。据志愿者介绍，警方在现场称，此案系外地团伙流窜作案。tALhNtx
[【 closed one hundred hotel backyard a cat # # shanxi because of injury and water scarcity are whining 】 month, net friend say, shanxi linfen hotel backyard found a hoarding a cat, there are hundreds of sources of unknown cats were imprisoned in cages, due to injury and lack of water, constantly scream. Local animal rescue base member site confirm and report. According to volunteers, the police at the scene said that the case is nonlocal gang escaping commit crime. tALhNtx]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
南方都市报：
【食堂吃饭被暴雨困住，#高年级为低年级搭起爱心伞桥#[心]】近日，安徽马鞍山一学校出现暖心一幕。因天降暴雨，在学校食堂吃饭的学生们回不了教室，高年级的孩子们临时筑起一座“爱心伞桥”，让低年级的学生们沿着长长的队伍返回。[赞]@星视频 tAsvosJ
[The dining hall trapped by heavy rains, # # the older to put up the compassion umbrella bridge [heart]] recently, the anhui ma on shan in the special school a warm heart. Because of the heavy rain, in the school dining hall of the students back to the classroom, older children to build up temporary a the compassion umbrella bridge, the lower grade students along the long lines to return. [who] @ star video tAsvosJ]
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我也这样…@大脑切片我每天都这样[失望]@boobooharper有时候见普通朋友就像应酬 把精力耗掉 能维持基本社交状态就好
[I also like... @ the brain slices [disappointed] @ boobooharper like that every day, sometimes I see friends like dinner party dropped the energy consumption can maintain the basic social status]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪新闻客户端：
【国家卫健委：#发热门诊就诊患者需进行核酸检测#】今天，国家卫健委官网发布通知：对于所有到发热门诊就诊的患者，必须扫“健康码”，并进行核酸检测。对于待排除和疑似病例要第一时间进行隔离医学观察，提供基本医疗服务。
[[national WeiJianWei # fever clinic patients require the nucleic acid detection # 】 today, national WeiJianWei website issued a notice for all the patients with fever clinics, must sweep health code, and the detection of nucleic acids. To stay out and suspected cases in the first place in isolation and medical observation to provide basic medical services. ]
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冷笑话精选：
期待！@肉什么的最好了感觉蛮小清新的样子@小多的鱼啊啊啊啊啊@Scarlett嘉嘉_阿酱一生推啊啊啊啊@日本流行每日速报坐等@鈍感人間 omg，还有那个！那个！！！成田凌也演了bl！！我死了@MIRACLE_QUEEN日本GIRLS文化转发微博
[Looking forward to! @ meat of what the best feeling pretty small and pure and fresh look @ more fish agghh! @ Scarlett o jia jia _ sauce life push agghh @ Japanese pop daily quick report waiting for @ omg between blunt moving, and that too! That!!!!!! Narita ling is out of the bl!!!!! Im dead GIRLS @ MIRACLE_QUEEN Japanese culture forward]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
南方都市报：
【转存视频！看#广州塔接闪震撼场面#】近日，有网友发布广州塔疑似被闪电击中的视频。视频中，广州塔矗立在雨雾中，闪电在云层闪现，一道闪电触及塔顶，顿时像炸开了电火花…其实，#广州塔被闪电击中说法不准确#，专业术语应为“接闪”，即广州塔主动吸引闪电，利用避雷针等引雷，以免遭雷击发生事故。...全文： m.weibo
[【 archived video! See flash shocked scene # # guangzhou tower after 】 recently, some netizens released guangzhou tower video suspected of being struck by lightning. Video, guangzhou tower stands in the rain, lightning flashing in the clouds, lightning hit the top of the tower, immediately like blast the edm... In fact, # # guangzhou tower was struck by lightning is not accurate, professional term should be flash, namely the guangzhou tower initiative to attract lightning, lead thunder of lightning rod, with accidents from lightning strikes. ... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【重庆一女大学生校外酒店遭男友杀害 男友已自缢身亡】岁的男子母某在重庆市綦江区的一家宾馆内，将岁的白婕杀害后自杀↓↓白婕月日返校后一切正常，月日晚失踪，一天后在尸体在一家宾馆内被发现，同房间还有自缢的男子母某尸体。白婕和母某之间究竟发生了何事？详细↓↓...全文： m.weibo
[[chongqing a female college students outside the hotel had hanged himself killed by her boyfriend, her boyfriend 】 mother old man a the qijiang count in chongqing district within the hotel, will be the death of old Bai Jie committed suicide after left left Bai Jie date back to school after everything is normal, on Sunday night, missing a day after the bodies were found in a hotel, hanged himself with the room and the man a female body. What the hell happened between Bai Jie and a female? Detailed left left... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
优酷：
#月上重火花絮# 少年时期的二爹爹@张竣傑Jerome 也是如上官透@罗云熙Leo 一样偏偏公子呢[偷乐]连出场方式都如出一撤，月上谷的男人果然不一般[好喜欢]酷酷友情提示：明晚点继续追剧，号超前点播直通大结局哦！#张竣杰月上重火# #罗云熙月上重火[超话]# tALhUxbJ
[# # month heavy fire tidbits on teenagers second dad @ Zhang Jun jie Jerome is like shangguan through @ Luo Yunxi Leo just childe? [steal joy] even if a withdrawal way, month valley on man as general [like] cool friendship prompt point, continue to chase play tomorrow night, on demand through finale in advance! # Zhang Jun jie on heavy fire # # Luo Yunxi month month [ultra words] # tALhUxbJ heavy fire]
优酷：
@优酷追不停 @优酷VIP会员 @优酷剧集
#暮白首优酷大区#管理是我！是我！是我！好吗？没看到各位在哪里呀？[哈欠] 另外兄dei们#暮白首#落地页是我花的钱~不好意思[吃瓜]~#电视剧暮白首#
[@ youku after constantly @ youku VIP member sunset drama < br > # @ youku, whitehead youku district # management is me!!!!!!! Its me! Its me! Ok? I cant see you in where? [yawn] another brother collection # # dusk whiteheads landing page is the money I spent ~ sorry [eat the melon] ~ # # sunset TV whitehead]
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