Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽：
    对不起大家，新浪抽奖支付平台崩了，下午应该能好，到时候开奖，请大家包涵 tEbRaQCA
[Sorry everyone, sina lottery payment platform collapsed, should be good in the afternoon, when the time comes, please inclusion tEbRaQCA]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

卢健生：
    咕噜肉用自熬山楂汁调酸，正宗做法，当今难得。
[Sweet & sour pork use since hawthorn juice acid, authentic, the rare today.]

Z CAM, CEO

天猫：
    新年快乐！你们在哪里跨年呢？ ​
[Happy New Year! Where are you New Years? ​]

天猫，阿里巴巴集团旗下网站，亚洲领先的网上商城。开始体验 ：tmall 【客服电话】

谢娜：
    红红火火恍恍惚惚，出场被口红沾牙齿上，还收到了@赵丽颖 二弟的一刀🔪， 有必要这么开心吗，哼[笑而不语] #谢娜真唱# [哈哈][哈哈] ​
[Thriving drifted off, and his teeth with lipstick on, also received @ li-ying zhao 二弟的一刀🔪， 有必要这么开心吗，哼[笑而不语] #谢娜真唱# [哈哈][哈哈] ​]

太阳女神（也可称为喜神）的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方：）工作邮箱：w@qq（仅限工作）感谢！

卢健生：
    ，新的一年，踩尽油门，超车！ ​
[And the New Year, step on the accelerator, overtaking! ​]

Z CAM, CEO

陈旭东：
     tsjvJpK ​
[tsjvJpK]

优酷：
    #优酷文化跨年##新年快乐#新年新气象，了解年度#小趋势#，助力大升级！跟着时代走，见证岁月变革，年度知识产品已发布，何帆邀你一起品鉴“小趋势”！
tEbRILO ​
[# youku culture New Year happy New Year, # # # New Year new atmosphere, trends in small annual # #, power upgrade! Follow the time to witness the years change, the annual knowledge products have been released, he fan appraisal trend to invite you together! < br > tEbRILO]

优酷：
    新年快乐鸭~#优酷陪你跨年#春春@李宇春 用一场视听盛宴陪我们跨过，走向，酷酷已经无法用言语形容#李宇春中国红#的魅力了，优酷同步独播#江苏卫视跨年#完美滴Happy ending，答应酷酷，明年我们还一起跨年好么？
tEbRVGV ​
[Happy New Year duck ~ # # youku accompany you New Years Chris @ li yuchun In an audio-visual feast with cross, we, cool already can not use words to describe the charm of red # # li China, youku synchronous run in # # jiangsu satellite TV New Year perfect drops of Happy ending, promised to cool, next year we have New Year together, ok? < br > tEbRVGV]

冷笑话精选：
    再见啦！@口哥的日常[失望]@大脑切片⃣️⃣️⃣️@折节_再见啦@知歡喜今天是我今年最后一天想你啦 我发誓
[Good bye! Brother @ mouth daily [disappointed] @ brain slice ⃣ ️ ⃣ ️ ⃣ ️ @ folding section _ good night @ know joy today is the last day of this year, I miss you I swear,]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

优酷：
    #优酷陪你跨年#移居火星！？作为地球近邻的火星，因为两颗星球环境太过类似，就成为了人类移居的“希望之星”。如果可以你愿意移居到一年有多天，看起来红红火火的火星吗？tEbRfEH ​
[# # youku New Year with you emigrate to Mars! ? As the earths neighbours, Mars because two planet environment too similar, has become a human settlers star of hope. If you are willing to migrate to many days are there in a year, seems popular in Mars? tEbRfEH]

努力着奋斗者：
    [米奇比心]
[[kupchak] than heart]

凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航

冷笑话精选：
    新年快乐！冲鸭！！！@青草青草青青草_新年快乐，好运！
[Happy New Year! Duck!!!!!!!!!!! @ grass grass green grass _ a happy New Year and good luck!]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

卢健生：
    烤乳猪，流口水不？[馋嘴]
[Roast Suckling pig, mouth water? [available]]

Z CAM, CEO

优酷：
    #优酷文化跨年##新年快乐#每份努力都会被记录，每份辛勤都不会被辜负。也许你自认平凡，但坚持积累的你，终将造就不凡！奇迹等你创造，祝各位新年快乐！
tEbHwMar
tEbRVx ​
[# youku culture New Year happy New Year, # # # are recorded every effort, every hard wont be disappoint. Maybe you think ordinary, but insists the accumulated, you will make a great! Waiting for you to create miracle, I wish you all a happy New Year! < br > tEbHwMar < br > tEbRVx]

青年时报：
    【李宇春十四年零点压轴】#春晚的李谷一跨年的李宇春# ，每次等到 @李宇春 唱歌就知道新年来了[哈哈]，今年#江苏卫视跨年#也是#李宇春十四年零点压轴# 演出，新年首发《新物种》，歌曲好听，造型撩人，为春春打call[鼓掌][鼓掌][鼓掌]tEbRtMsH ​
[[li in the fourteenth year zero finale] # # gala li gu yi across years of li yuchun, every time when @ li yuchun Sing, you will know the New Year come (haha), # # # jiangsu satellite TV New Year this year is also li # years zero finale performance, starting the new species, New Year song, modelling is seductive, for Chris call [applause.] [applause.] [applause] tEbRtMsH]

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