冷笑话精选：
是我…@朴美娟女士烦@全是学生我！@一位拽姐他该不会是学通信的吧@一起神吐槽@橙汁不分你了现在@大神说@颓废阿巨几天前@我与老公的日常我
[Is I... Ms @ PiaoMeiJuan bored @ all students me!!!!!!! @ a drag elder sister he is not the study of communication @ god fun @ orange juice together regardless of you now @ great god said @ decadent giant @ I and husband everyday I a few days ago]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
#容祖儿希林娜依高浮夸#二人配合默契，惊艳全场，#希林娜依高粤语发音#加高音唱功，全新演绎丝毫不输原唱，别有一番感动~
#上优酷看我们的歌#，每周日优酷VIP会员抢先看，次日免费观看，每周二更有会员专享版~
tAqUqDP
[# joey yung Lin Nayi high grandiose # people cooperate with the tacit understanding, jing is colourful, # high bush Lin Nayi high-pitched singing cantonese pronunciation # add new performance, you do not lose the original with dont have some kind of touched ~ < br > # # youku to see our song, every Sunday youku VIP member first, free to watch the next day, every Tuesday is more members exclusive version ~ < br > tAqUqDP]
星巴克中国：
#双子座流星雨#
[心][心]看到流星了吗？你许愿了吗？
#星巴克圣诞季# 的小熊为你摘星！
抽一位幸运星粉，获得月日
#超级星光年会# 当天才会开售的
“璀璨夺目”的颗手工镶嵌闪钻元素星品，
售价，全球限量只，每一只独立编号和证书❤️
想遇见这只星品的朋友，有两个方式，有机会可...全文： m.weibo
[# # the geminids < br > [heart] [heart] see the meteor? You make a wish? < br > Christmas season # # starbucks bear for you to pick a star! < br > smoke powder a lucky star, get the date < br > # # super star convention will sale that day < br > bright is dazzing manual Mosaic ShanZuan element star, < br > prices, global set limit to, each one individually numbered and certificate ❤ ️ < br > friends would like to meet the star product, there are two ways, have the opportunity to can be... The full text m. eibo]
星巴克咖啡公司成立于年，始终致力于商业道德采购并烘焙世界上高品质的阿拉比卡咖啡豆。四十年间，门店遍布全球的星巴克已经成为世界上名列前茅的专业咖啡烘焙商和零售商。
优酷：
#终于又看到王源跳舞了#王源&常石磊的两人改编的《血腥爱情故事》，加入了重庆方言+英文Rap，配合群舞，简直堪比百老汇的音乐大剧，精彩精彩~
#上优酷看我们的歌#，每周日优酷VIP会员抢先看，次日免费观看，每周二更有会员专享版~
tAqSEk
[Has at last seen hanah dancing # # hanah & adaptation of shi leis two people often bloody love story, joined the chongqing dialect Rap + English, cooperate with the group, is comparable to Broadway music major, wonderful wonderful ~ < br > # # youku to see our song, every Sunday youku VIP member first, free to watch the next day, every Tuesday is more members exclusive version ~ < br > tAqSEk]
冷笑话精选：
看了部！@八卦狼耳朵爱电影想看黑袍纠察队。@毒舌团团年度欧美剧集，你都看了多少？[偷乐]
[See the department! @ gossip Wolf ears love movie want to see black proctor. @ poison tongue completely annual European and American series, did you see there? [steal joy]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪新闻客户端：
#深夜大明白#【如何定义你自己，成为想成为的人？】
是什么将你定义为人，你凭什么就是你自己？我们很多人通过外貌、工作、金钱}以及他人对我们的看法来定义自己。总是去讨好别人，因为受人欢迎的感觉真的太棒了，似乎能让人更加成功。但是你有花越多时间或精力去认识自己，接近真实的自己吗？如何关注...全文： m.weibo
[# # the night big understand [how to define yourself, become the people who want to become? < br > what defines you, you with what is yourself? We have a lot of people by appearance, work, money} and others for our view to define yourself. Always to please others, because the popular feeling really great, it seems to make people more successful. But you have to spend time or energy to know yourself, the more close to the real you? How to focus on... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
#深夜大明白#【“滴水成冰”的冻雨是怎么回事？一起了解】冻雨能够带来“雨凇”的美丽景观，却也会对道路交通、农业生产、输电线路造成不利影响。冻雨是如何形成的？又该如何做好防御？tAGYKFG
[# # the night big understand [the freezing cold freezing rain how be to return a responsibility? Understand 】 with freezing rain will bring glaze the beauty of the landscape, but also for road traffic, agricultural production has adverse effects, transmission line. How is rain? How to prepare? tAGYKFG]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
汽车之家：
#晚安家人# 你最喜欢的汽车内饰是哪个品牌的？来聊聊吧~[馋嘴]
[# # good night family car interior trim is which brand do you like best? To talk ~ [available]]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
优酷：
#勤深深组合回归了#李克勤&周深组合回归#我们的歌# 黄金拍档“勤深深”众望所归，强势返场，完美演绎一首《爱情转移》令全场泪目，一起放空聆听吧～
#上优酷看我们的歌#，每周日优酷VIP会员抢先看，次日免费观看，每周二更有会员专享版~
tAqqknN
[Deeply portfolio return # # frequently hacken lee & week deep combination regression # our song # gold partner frequently deeply desirable, strong back, perfect deduce a love transfer to full eye tears, empty listen together ~ < br > # # youku to see our song, every Sunday youku VIP member first, free to watch the next day, every Tuesday is more members exclusive version ~ < br > tAqqknN]
新浪汽车：
#车迷夜聊# 如果有人跟你借车（汽车），你借吗？#出行生活# tAqqFhdU
[# # fans night chat if someone with you borrow the car (car), you borrow? # # tAqqFhdU travel life]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
小野妹子学吐槽：
但愿🙏🙏🙏
[I wish 🙏 🙏 🙏]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
优酷：
#电视剧巡回检察组# #张杰 像一道光# 超好听的片尾曲完整版来啦~清澈灵动的嗓音，配上温暖正能量的歌词，酷酷子被实力er@张杰 的高音秒到！[awsl] 月日起每晚优酷独播，VIP会员抢先看，更多精彩快来收看哟~ tAqqDaLD
[# # # series of procuratorial tour group zhang jie like a light # super nice song full version to ~ clever voice clear, deserve to go up warm positive energy of the lyrics, cool son strength er @ zhang jies high-pitched seconds! [awsl] month date night youku alone, VIP member first to see, watching yo ~ tAqqDaLD more wonderful is coming quickly]
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#动物医学专业学生下课后遛羊# ：刚下实验课，带回去继续养着】月日，河南郑州。一群动物医学专业的学生上课后将羊送回时“回头率”大增。同学表示实验还会用到猪和兔子等动物，“一头羊好多钱呢，要继续养着，不能吃”。tAqqrEUN
[【 # animal medical students the sheep for a walk after class # just under the experiment, back to keep the 】 month day, zhengzhou, henan. Medical students in a group of animals after class will be back to the sheep heads. Classmate said the experiment can also use pigs and rabbits and other animals, a sheep a lot of money, want to continue to raise, cant eat. tAqqrEUN]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
【转发帮寻！#女孩留言称去打工后失联年#，家人悬赏万求线索】河南漯河，年出生的徐艳琪在年月底给父母发短信，称要去深圳卖服装后失联，手机号也注销了。母亲每天看女儿照片以泪洗面，盼有生之年能见到女儿。同时家人悬赏万元奖励帮助者，表示哪怕知道人活着也行。...全文： m.weibo
[【 forward help! # # girl lost year after the message said to work, family, reward than for clues 】 henan luo river, born in the year of the Xu Yanqi send text messages to her parents at the end of year, lost after said to go to shenzhen to sell clothing, mobile phone number also write off. Mother every day to see her daughter photos with tears, to see daughter for lifetime. At the same time, the family has offered ten thousand yuan reward helper, said even know people alive. . The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
但斌：
回复@平城一休[作揖][心][鲜花]@平城一休经常有人问我怎么赚钱的，我都推荐他们买〈时间的玫瑰〉看遍以上，周围至少有多人买了这本书，这本书改变了我的命运，感恩但总，感谢〈时间的玫瑰〉[鲜花]@但斌[握手][心][作揖]
[Reply @ city of peace, eshoo [bowing] [heart] [flowers] @ city of peace, eshoo I am often asked how to make money, I will recommend them to buy roses < time > look at times, at least around many people buy the book, the book changed my fate, gratitude but always, thanks for rose < time > [flowers] @ but bin shook hands [] [heart] [bowing]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
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