冷笑话精选：
[并不简单]@复读机两个人这样怎么还能走到结婚这一步@红芭蕉和绿樱桃和你连摆放什么东西都决定不了的话，还是家吗？
[[] are not simple @ repeater so how can two people go to get married this step @ red plantain and green cherry and you decided not to put something, or a house?]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
南方都市报：
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但斌：
蒙蒙细雨中抵达西子湖畔
[Arrived at west lake in the drizzle]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
星巴克中国：
恭喜@邹有有 名用户获得【迷你随行箱】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCzMXG对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公示链接：tAqwKIV
[Congratulations @ zou have users get [mini accompanying box]. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCzMXG supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tAqwKIV]
星巴克咖啡公司成立于年，始终致力于商业道德采购并烘焙世界上高品质的阿拉比卡咖啡豆。四十年间，门店遍布全球的星巴克已经成为世界上名列前茅的专业咖啡烘焙商和零售商。
卢健生：
我一直相信是真的，不可能假的。@来去之间#涨姿势#
[I always believe that is true, cant be false. # # @ come and go between higher posture]
Z CAM 首席执行官
南方都市报：
【广州#祈福隧道内货车车头起火# 火势扑灭无人受伤 非网传油罐车爆炸】@广州交警 今日夜间通报：月日时分左右，广台高速东行K（祈福隧道），一辆装载钢板的大货车(非油罐车)车头起火，无人受伤。目前，交警、消防、路政、拖车均已到场，火势已被扑灭，东行K主线采取临时交通管制，车辆分流...全文： m.weibo
[[guangzhou blessing of # # tunnel van car fire extinguish it no one was hurt the network spread the tanker explosion 】 @ guangzhou police notified today night June at left and right sides, wide high speed travel K blessing (tunnel), a loading plate of large truck (fuel) in front of fire, no one was injured. At present, the traffic police, fire control, road, trailer are present, the fire has been extinguished, tum K line to take temporary traffic control, vehicle shunt... The full text m. eibo]
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但斌：
回复@茅妹醉逍遥[拳头][心][鲜花]@茅妹醉逍遥[鲜花][给力][干杯]今天哔哩哔哩也一样创了历史新高
[Reply @ MaoMei drunk at large [fist] [heart] [flowers] @ MaoMei drunk at large [flowers] [to] [drink] today bi li bi li also hit a record high]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
回复@数鈔俠[拳头][心][拳头][鲜花][鲜花][鲜花]@数鈔俠茅台一起新高，但总威武！[good][good][good]
[Reply @ number money man [fist] [heart] [fist] [flowers] [flowers] [flowers] @ count money man moutai high together, but always terrible! [good] [good] [good]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
回复@薛湘灵[作揖][心][握手]@薛湘灵我还记得月日只股票跌停时，但总在微博里说“子弹打完了”[good]
[Reply @ xue XiangLing [bowing] [heart] @ xue XiangLing shaking hands, I still remember the date stock fell stopped, but always say in weibo bullets [good]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
再创历史新高[拳头][心][拳头]
[To an all-time high [fist] [heart] [fist]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新浪汽车：
#电动汽车[超话]##车迷夜聊# 给有车的朋友做个调查，你现在有换车的念头吗？有的话，想换什么车？#老司机课堂# tzFqND tAqwiVdB
[# electric vehicle [ultra words] # # # fans night chat to have a car friends do a survey, you have to change the idea of now? So, want to change what car? The old driver class # # tzFqND tAqwiVdB]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
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金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
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金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
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冷笑话精选：
现在正穿着去年买的的短袖T…@表情bot没错[允悲]所以睡衣超级多@陶陶星仔是真的！@小殊是的，必须要纯棉的，然后最后还可以扔厨房和厕所门口踩水拖地再扔掉。（一件T恤的一生）
[Now is wearing short sleeves, which I bought last year, T... @ expression bot right therefore allow sad pajamas super much @ some ceramic chow stars is true! @ small extremely yes, must be made of pure cotton, and then finally can also throw the kitchen and the toilet door tread water sweep the floor and then throw it away. (the lifetime of a T-shirt)]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
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