冷笑话精选：
me@秋刀鱼的滋味_猫跟你都想了解@一只学霸是我@绵卷卷害 是我 我怂@我与老公的日常就是我@肥仔猫咪警长[可爱]@大懒糖是你吗[笑cry]@-槑槑槑槑槑是我 哈哈哈哈
[Me @ the saury taste _ cat with you all want to know about @ a great grades of the students is my @ cotton rolls is my I particularly @ @ I and husband everyday is me fat cat sheriff [lovely] @ big lazy sugar is that you [laugh cry] @ - 槑 槑 槑 槑 槑 is my ha ha ha ha]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪汽车：
【#三万多辆路虎被召回#部分路虎发现及揽胜极光被召回： 共计辆】
日前，捷豹路虎（中国）投资有限公司、奇瑞捷豹路虎汽车有限公司根据《缺陷汽车产品召回管理条例》和《缺陷汽车产品召回管理条例实施办法》的要求，向国家市场监督管理总局备案了召回计划。
由于制造工艺问题，蓄电池的接地螺栓...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # thirty thousand land rover recalled some land rover discovery and range rovers aurora recalled total car 】 < br > a few days ago, jaguar land rover (China) investment co., LTD., chery jaguar land rover automotive co., LTD. According to the defect automobile product recall management ordinance and the measures for the implementation of defect automobile product recall management regulations of the requirements, the state administration for the record to the national market recall plan. < br > < br > due to the manufacturing process problems, battery grounding bolt... The full text m. eibo]
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【学校太大，快递太重，#上海交大现共享汽车起步价元#：只能在学校里开】上海交通大学闵行校区有一项“共享汽车”服务，只要是本校师生，上传驾照信息后都可使用。校园里四处可见这些体积不大的电动车，起步价元，每分钟单价.元。交大研二学生严旎伟介绍，平时大家大多用它来取一些大件的快递或是...全文： m.weibo
[School is too big, delivery is too heavy, Shanghai jiaotong university # now share the car will start at $# only in the school open 】 the minhang campus of Shanghai jiao tong university has a Shared car service, as long as it is the school teachers and students, after uploading a drivers license information can be used. Campus everywhere these small electric cars, start at yuan, the unit price per minute. Yuan. Jiaotong university second year students varied yan wei introduces, at ordinary times most people use it to get some big express or... The full text m. eibo]
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但斌：
我前几天在潮汕时跟朋友说以后就指望着潮汕地区的人民为大汉族做贡献了[允悲][哈哈][笑cry]@区块链技术论坛我邻居生了三个孩子，我认识的好几个人生三胎的，大部分生二胎，广东人喜欢生孩子。
[After I said a few days ago with friends in chaoshan is counting on the chaoshan area of people contribute to the han [allow sad] [ha ha] [laugh cry] @ block chain technology BBS my neighbor had three children, I know several three tire life, most of the two, guangdong people like to have children.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
@墨泉数据触目惊心，但不愿生的主要原因是什么？是不是一种趋势？放开生育这么简单的未必有效的政策都出不了台，让人无语。。。日本为对抗老龄化引入外劳对某些民族十分警惕，德国自二战后持续引入大规模移民经验丰富，十分自信自己的融合同化能力。大汉大唐的融合发展能力亦让人惊叹。
[@ the ink fountain data, but do not want to have the main reason is what? Is it a trend? Let go of fertility that simple is not necessarily effective policy can not all out, let a person speechless... Japan to fight aging introducing foreign labor is wary of certain ethnic groups, since the second world war, Germany continued to introduce mass migration experience, very confident their assimilation ability. The big fellow of datang fusion development ability is amazing.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
@吾日三省今天和几个大龄高知女孩聊天，问为什么不找对象，答曰：没有安全感[允悲]。
[Three provinces @ my day today and a few older go-getters girl chat, ask, why not find answer insecurity [allow sad].]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷：
#了不起的儿科医生# 众男神出没！邓子昂@陈晓 许秉泽@于小伟 王航@朱嘉琦z 程志涛@Zs张淞 高冷男神、温暖幽默，千人千面，各有特色。戏中认真严谨，戏外欢乐无限。每晚点，优酷持续热播，这么多男神齐PK，小孩子才做选择，酷酷子全都要！#了不起的儿科医生太酷了#
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[# # amazing pediatrician haunted by the male god! Deng Ziang @ Chen Xu Bingze @ yu xiaowei Wang Hang Cheng Zhitao @ @ jia-qi zhu z Zs Zhang Song high cold male god, warm humor, one thousand thousand, each with its own characteristics. Joy in earnest rigorous, play within a play. Points every night, youku continued to hit, so many male gods PK, child just to make a choice, to cool the son all! # great pediatrician cool # < br > tAqUkAl]
冷笑话精选：
最近感觉讲冷笑话的时候都没那么冷了，因为发微博的时候只在地铁站等个几分钟就上了地铁，地铁上特别暖和，所以真的就不觉得冷了[二哈]#公共出行日#
[Recently feel cold jokes are not so cold, because when tweeting only a few minutes on the subway at the subway station, the train is particularly warm, so dont really feel cold [two ha] # # public travel day]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
但斌：
@夜丶不收现在那些仍在坚持计划生育和少数民族中高考及公务员考试加分政策不变的人可直接定义其为国贼了
[@ night, now dont accept those still in insist on family planning and minority national entrance examination for secondary school or college and the civil service exam plus policy unchanged can define it as a kleptocratic directly]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
@cici荆棘鸟放开政策也不管用……我年，独生子女，如果结婚要养六个老人，爷爷奶奶还活着，再养两个孩子，不累死啊……西安房价今年单价涨了%.总价万的房子合计涨了多万，一家子不吃不喝一年白干，
[@ cici thorn birds open policy also doesnt work... My years, only children, if married to have six old man, grandma and grandpa was still alive, again raise two children, not dead tired... Xi an housing unit price rise this year. % sum total rose by more than thousands of house, family dont eat not to drink a year in vain,]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
刘彦斌：
今天拉的多，量很大，没事，拉干净就好了！
[Today, more than, quantity is very big, thats ok, pull a clean! ]
南方都市报：
#南都直播#【国家非遗失传年，客家妹子复活佛山铜凿剪纸】#广东佛山铜凿剪纸#剪纸不少人都见过，但你见过铜凿剪纸吗？佛山剪纸在宋代已有流传，盛于明清两代。铜凿剪纸是佛山剪纸中最具特色的一个品种，也是中国剪纸的一颗明珠，它以金色的铜箔为原料，用铜凿反复敲凿，并着矿物质颜料而成，由于原料...全文： m.weibo
[# # SMW live [national non lost years, hakka sister raised foshan copper chisel paper-cut 】 copper chisel paper-cut # # guangdong foshan paper-cut many people have seen, but have you ever seen a copper chisel paper-cut? Foshan paper-cut has been circulated in song dynasty and Ming dynasties. Copper chisel paper-cut is one of the most distinctive in foshan paper-cut varieties, and is also one of the jewels in the Chinese paper-cutting, it with golden copper foil as raw material, repeatedly with copper chisel strikes the chisel, and the mineral pigments, due to the raw material... The full text m. eibo]
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#家家新闻#【售.万起 五菱宏光PLUS营运版上市】日前，我们从上汽通用五菱官方了解到，旗下紧凑型MPV——五菱宏光PLUS 营运版车型正式上市，新车共推出款配置车型，售价区间为.-.万元。值得一提的是，虽然该车名称带有营运版三字，但同样在官方授权经销商对一般消费者售卖。其仅是通过优化车...全文： m.weibo
[# # every news [sale. All the wuling macro light PLUS operating version listed 】 recently, we learned from wuling official, its compact MPV - listed on wuling macro light version PLUS operating models, new car launch configuration models and price range for. -. Ten thousand yuan. It is worth mentioning that although the car name with operating version of the three characters, but also in the official authorized dealer for the average consumer. It is only by optimizing the car... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：
《风暴之子》中三代同堂的虎鲸家族集体狩猎鼠海豚🐬鼠海豚体型小更灵活，虎鲸体型大游得快，猜猜最后谁赢了？👀 #自然界权力的游戏##风暴之子#
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[Son of the storm in three generations of the family of killer whales hunt collectively porpoises 🐬 porpoises small more flexible, killer whales big swim fast, and guess who won? 👀 game # # # the nature power of the storm son # < br > tAqUeMt]
平安北京：
【#三名女子频繁在超市盗窃# 贪小便宜换来刑拘】月日晚，@平安昌平 昌平派出所接一家超市员工报警，说在店里发现了三个女贼。三名女孩儿均二十出头，是一起工作的室友。经过走访调查，民警发现，三人并不是第一次在超市偷东西了。目前，刘某三人因涉嫌盗窃，被警方刑事拘留。tAqLZZn
[[# # three women frequent stealing in the supermarket showed for detained 】 on Tuesday night, @ peace changping changping station to a supermarket staff report to the police, said three female thief found in the shop. Three girls are in their early s, is working with a roommate. After visiting investigation, police found, three people is not the first time stealing in the supermarket. At present, three people on suspicion of theft, ryu criminal detention by the police. tAqLZZn]
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