2020年12月22日星期二

Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽:
    日本银行巨头三菱UFJ任命常务半泽淳一为下任行长,半泽行长正式诞生!更巧合的是,半泽行长当年与《半泽直树》作者池井户润是同期进入三菱银行工作...真·日剧魔幻现实[允悲][允悲][允悲] ​
[Giant Japanese bank mitsubishi UFJ appointed standing half ze yi as the next President, and half jersey governor formally birth! More of a coincidence, half jersey governor with half ze zhi shu author pool household embellish is at the same time into the mitsubishi bank work well... True, they fantasy reality [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad]]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    #深夜大明白#它是地球上最“坚毅”的鱼~万年都栖息在沙漠里,如今仅剩下条!
tAqKUe ​

[# # the night big understand it is the worlds most gritty ~ ten thousand fish live in the desert, article just now! < br > tAqKUe]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

新浪新闻客户端:
    #深夜大明白#行动缓慢,经常被其他动物欺负的“翻车鱼”,它为啥不会灭绝?
tAqShIQp ​

[# # the night big understand slow, often bullied by other animals sunfish, why it wont destroy? < br > tAqShIQp]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

汽车之家:
    #谁也顶不住的心动瞬间# 一起来说说是哪部电视剧让你疯狂心动吧![爱你] #晚安家人# ​
[# who is also unable to move instantly # together to say series let you crazy move!!!! Love you [] # # good night family]

汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台,为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务,助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能,建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈,建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈,正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车,都回汽车之家。

但斌:
    回复@iRyan我是农民、工人阶级的后代,我也是穷苦人出身,当年唱着这首歌热泪盈眶,愿意失去自己的生命,为建设一个更公平、平等的社会!@iRyan资本家唱国际歌?[疑问]@但斌我五音不全,他们非要让我唱[笑cry][允悲][哈哈]@闪光的回忆但总唱歌水平与投资水平反比[嘻嘻][嘻嘻]
[Reply @ iRyan is a farmer, the offspring of the working class, I was a poor man, and was singing this song to tears, want to lose their own lives, to build a more fair and equal society! Singing the internationale @ iRyan capitalists? [question] @ but bin Im tone-deaf, they dont want to let me sing [laugh cry] [allow sad] [ha ha] @ flash memories but always singing level and investment level is [xi xi] [xi xi]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    回复@鲁博棵教练到天津找你,听你唱歌[作揖][握手]@鲁博棵教练借您吉言 下次跟您多聊聊音乐 哈哈[允悲][允悲][允悲]@但斌回复@鲁博棵教练有机会我要听你唱歌,一定要坚持✊,怀抱理想,实现梦想[作揖][心]@鲁博棵教练但总买把琴 练练嘛?[允悲][允悲][允悲]
[Reply @ LuBo coach to tianjin to look for you, listening to your singing [bowing] [shake hands] @ LuBo head coach borrow you chat more favorable with you next time music ha ha [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] @ but bin reply @ LuBo coaches have the opportunity to I want to listen to you sing, must hold to ✊, embrace ideal, dream [bowing] [heart] @ LuBo head coach but always buy the piano practice? [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    回复@美好海云[泪]@美好海云那年我在巴士上,全车的人巴望着我唱首歌,最后我实在没办法了,也唱了一首《国歌》,结果吓坏了全车的人,有人过来悄悄的嘱咐我,以后可千万别唱了,会犯法的[哪吒得意][心]🙏
[Reply @ beautiful sea cloud [] tears @ beautiful cloud when I was on the bus, the person of whole car hoping I sing a song, I finally do not have method really, also sang a national anthem, frightened by the results of the whole car, someone come quietly told me, later dont sing, it will be illegal [which zha proud] [heart] 🙏]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    韩愈最经典的一首诗,每一句都很美,读来让人有一种身临其境之感tAqvdHH ​
[Han yus most classic poem, every sentence is very beautiful, read to let a person has the feeling of a kind of immersive tAqvdHH]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【病毒传到南极了[感冒]!#智利南极基地人新冠阳性#】据外媒月日报道#智利南极基地人新冠阳性。其中人为陆军成员,人来自承包商公司,在南极基地从事定期维护工作。据报道,本次疫情是海军萨亨托·阿尔德亚舰在月日至月日访问基地执行后勤保障任务时发生。月日,该舰的名船...全文: m.weibo ​
[The virus spread to the South Pole the [cold]. # # Chile base at the South Pole (had) positive new champions league] # according to foreign media, Chile base at the South Pole (had) positive new crown. Including people as members of the army, from the contractor company, base in the Antarctic in the regular maintenance work. It is reported that this outbreak is navy SaHeng, al deaton ship to visit base on month to month day logistics tasks. June , the ship in the name of the ship... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

但斌:
    我五音不全,他们非要让我唱[笑cry][允悲][哈哈]@闪光的回忆但总唱歌水平与投资水平反比[嘻嘻][嘻嘻]
[Im tone-deaf, they dont want to let me sing [laugh cry] [allow sad] [ha ha] @ flash memories but always singing level and investment level is [xi xi] [xi xi]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新摄影网:
    全网最低价!!![挤眼]
[So the lowest price!!!!!! [eye]]

全球影像资讯、数码相机新闻、实用摄影教程...

但斌:
    [握手][心][鲜花]@陶永谊回馈社会,知易行难,可敬可贺[作揖]
[[shake hands] [heart] [flowers] @ TaoYongYi to give back to society, easier said than done, respectable side [bowing]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

冷笑话精选:
    🙏🙏


毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

但斌:
    回复@勤劳的宜宾人[心][拳头][作揖]@勤劳的宜宾人我有嘉宾,鼓瑟吹笙,但为君故,沉吟至今!
[Reply @ industrious yibin [heart] [fist] [bowing] @ industrious yibin people I have a guest, psalteries blowing sheng, but for you so, thoughtfully today!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    回复@大城喆子[赞][心][拳头]@大城喆子跟着偶像也学着参加公益项目,钱不多每次就是几百元通过腾讯公益和阿里公益平台捐给“关爱乡村儿童”的一些项目。希望以后能做更多!
[Reply @ city 喆 son [who] [heart] [fist] @ city 喆 follow idol also learn to participate in public welfare projects and less money each time is a few hundred yuan by tencent public welfare and public platform ali to care for rural children some of the projects. Hope I can do more!]

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