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预告今晚 分互动题目：“你经历过的，那些暧昧上头的瞬间”。 （本条预告分钟后删除)
[Forecast tonight in interactive questions what you experienced, the ambiguous top moments. (this article forecast minutes remove)]
榜姐每日话题 博主。每晚发互动话题
新浪汽车：
【开售首日被抢空 #特斯拉龙舌兰酒瓶涨至原价倍# [doge]】#特斯拉种草[超话]#
在本周早些时候，特斯拉在其官方商店中上架了一款龙舌兰酒，名为Tesla Tequila，每瓶售价美元（约合人民币元）。#特斯拉龙舌兰酒定价美金#
但这种酒的火爆程度，超过了所有人的预期，到本周五，这款酒就已经...全文： m.weibo
[The sale on the first day was robbed empty # Tesla Tequila bottle up to the original times # [doge]] # Tesla grass [ultra words] # < br > earlier this week, Tesla in its official store shelves with a Tequila, called Tesla Tequila, each costing $(RMB). Pricing $# # tesla tequila < br > < br > but the drinks popularity, exceeded all expectations, to this Friday, this wine has been... The full text m. eibo]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
新浪新闻客户端：
【西安业主#万买的精装房撬开地砖全是土# 开发商：要起诉视频发布者】月日，陕西西安。有业主反映，金地常宁府交付的新房，瓷砖下面全是沙土。从现场视频看到，瓷砖撬开后，垫层全部由沙土构成。物业工作人员表示，已和相关业主沟通，准备起诉视频发布者。tAGIulb
[【 xian owner bought # m pry open floor tile clothbound room is full of soil # developers to Sue video publishers] month day, xi an. Have the owners reflect, jindi Chang Ningfu delivery of bridal chamber, ceramic tile below is full of sand. See from the scene video, pry open after ceramic tile, all made of sand cushion layer. Property management staff said that have communication with related owner, ready to prosecute video publishers. tAGIulb]
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冷笑话精选：
@阿莫学长会好起来的
[@ amor senior will be ok]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
冷笑话精选：
谁不喜欢收到花呢@看我眼色行事好吧哇，遗愿清单+@大脑切片送花是极致浪漫@-我不饿-每次看到这个都会被惊艳@没有兔头嘴上说老土心里很满足…希望有一天也能收到那么多花[失望]
[Who dont like to receive the suiting @ act I look okay, wow, bucket list + @ brain slice flowers is extreme romance @ - Im not hungry - every time I see this is jing @ no rabbit head to say vulgar heart very satisfied... I hope one day can also received so many flowers [disappointed]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
汽车之家：
#家家新闻# 【续航公里 全新现代名图纯电版谍照】日前，我们从相关渠道获取到了一组全新现代名图新能源的路试谍照。新车与全新名图燃油版的外观造型基本一致，均采用现代全新的设计语言，不过二者在细节处还是有所区别。此外，新车NEDC续航里程为公里，有望于年上半年迎来上市。...全文： m.weibo
[# # every news 【 life km new modern figure of pure electric version of the spy 】 recently, we obtained from relevant channels to a set of new modern figure road test of new energy photos. The appearance of the new car fuel version with brand-new figure modelling, adopt modern new design language, but they still differ in detail place. In addition, the new car NEDC range for km, is expected to usher in the first listing. . The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#被坠楼者砸死的快递员妻子发声#：对方家属未道歉】月日，东莞一男子坠楼砸中快递员，两人当场身亡。事发小区保安称，坠楼者并非小区住户，是跟随住户进的小区，快递员则经常来，为养家很能吃苦，孩子才两岁，事发当天比别家快递员来得早，要是晚来些或许能躲过。知情人士回忆更多现场细节↓↓...全文： m.weibo
[【 # was hanging Courier of batter to death his wife voice # each others family did not apologize 】 month day, dongguan a man hanging on a Courier, the two people killed on the spot. Small area public security, said the incident was not fall village resident, follows the residents into the neighborhood, Courier often, to support his family very hardy, the child is only two years old, on the day the Courier comes earlier than others, if late to some may be able to escape. Further details on the site, people familiar with the memories left left... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
【#毒香肠丢公园害死多只小狗#】近日，有河南巩义市居民反映，他们带着宠物狗到体育公园遛狗，狗狗舔了路边扔的香肠，没过不久就不行了。据宠物医院医生表示，香肠里的粉末状物质叫硝氯酚，是一种大动物用的驱虫药，若体型小的狗食用，会引起中毒迹象。由于公园里没有监控，具体是谁投放的还要进行调查...全文： m.weibo
[【 kills many puppies # # poison sausage lost park 】 recently, henan gongyi city residents to reflect, to the sports park with their pet dog walking the dog, the dog licked the side of the road of sausage, not soon. According to the pet hospital doctors said that the powder material in the sausage called chlorophenol, nitrate is a big animal with insect repellent, if small dog eating, signs can cause poisoning. Because the park did not monitor, specific who is launched to investigate... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪汽车：
#出行生活# 自讨苦吃！为抄近道男子单手跨护栏，结果赔了护栏还住进了医院。tAGVQb
[Travel life # # asked for it! To cut corners man one hand across the barrier, as a result, lost a guardrail has been admitted to the hospital. tAGVQb]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
优酷：
#上优酷看蒙面唱将# 本期实力派硬核唱将分别准备了不同风格的舞台表演，他们会“泄密”怎样的关键信息？现场猜评团能否知晓一二？更多超燃舞台、吸睛看点即将来袭，#蒙面唱将猜猜猜#tAGIktL ！
[# # on youku see masked sing will this strength hardcore sing will respectively prepared the stage performance of different style, how they will leak key information? The site can guess a review of the group knows a thing or two? More than burning stage, eyes to watch is about to hit, # # masked sing will guess tAGIktL! ]
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【暖心！#患者手心藏字感谢医生#[心]】近日，江苏南京，中大医院骨科手术室里，医护人员发现患者的左右手掌心里写了两行字：“谢谢您，医生！”“医生，辛苦您了！”头一次看到这样的感谢，已连续做了台手术的医护人员十分感动。患者术后称，看到医生忙到这么晚，很辛苦，于是提前写下了感谢的话。...全文： m.weibo
[The warm heart! Palm hidden word thank doctor # # patients [heart]] recently, nanjing, jiangsu province, zhongda hospital orthopedic surgery, medical researchers found that patients with around the palm wrote two lines of words in the heart thank you, doctor! Doctor, you hard! Thank you for the first time to see such, have been doing for surgery was touched by the medical staff. After surgery, according to see the doctor is busy so late, very hard, and then write a word of thanks in advance. . The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
【#校方通报食堂员工用脚洗菜#：已辞退相关人员】月日，湖北武汉东湖学院发布通报，已辞退用脚洗菜、捡地上香肠的食堂工作人员。此前，有网友发视频称，该校食堂档口存在严重卫生问题。武汉东湖学院约谈了相关负责人，终止该窗口的服务活动，对相关管理人员停职处理，并对其他窗口进行全面检查。...全文： m.weibo
[【 # notified the school dining room staff wash dish with the feet # has fired related personnel 】 month day, hubei college of wuhan east lake release bulletin, wash dish has fired with the feet, pick up the ground staff canteen of the sausage. Previously, some netizens send video said, the school canteen stall there are serious health problems. Interviewed the relevant head of wuhan east lake college, terminate the window service activities, the relevant management personnel suspended, and the other window to conduct a comprehensive inspection. ... The full text m. eibo]
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青年时报：
【搞卫生后险些插管！专家：秋冬季节这个病高发，但可以“预防”明年的发病[话筒]】今年岁的王女士患有#哮喘#，此前一次搞卫生时，不小心吸进的烟尘引发哮喘急性发作，幸好就医及时。医生表示，哮喘不发作时，往往是调理的最好时机；在冬天进行适当的进补，在来年就会好很多。→tAGIkAvD
[【 cleaning after nearly intubation! Experts qiu dong season high incidence of this disease, but can prevent next year [microphone]] of this year, wang suffers from asthma # #, after a time the cleaning, accidentally breathe in the smoke causes acute asthma attack, fortunately, timely medical treatment. The doctor said, asthma attacks, often is the best time to recuperate. Proper supplements in the winter, in the coming year will be much better. - > tAGIkAvD]
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榜姐每日话题 博主。每晚发互动话题
优酷：
由@优酷 @耐飞Nicefilm 均力充沛 出品，@导演张力川 执导的#网剧你好火焰蓝#@网剧你好火焰蓝 开机。领衔主演@龚俊Simon @张慧雯wen 主演@庞瀚辰@周麟嘉 @罗奕 @陆宇鹏LUK @王翌舟丶 特别出演@周彦辰 @王梓薇 高颜值组合为爱守护，你予世界以铠甲，予我以肩膀。救援后浪已就位，敬请期待！
[By @ youku @ fly Nicefilm resistance force abundant product, hello @ # of auteur Zhang Lichuan net play the flame blue # @ net play hello blue boot. Starring @ Gong Jun Simon @ candy chang wen starring @ @ Zhou Linjia @ Luo Yi @ Lu Yupeng PangHan Chen run @ Wang Yi boat, particularly in @ Zhou Yanchen @ Wang Ziwei high appearance level combination of love, you to the world with armor, gives me a shoulder. Relief after the wave already in place, please look! ]
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