小野妹子学吐槽：
#安倍宣布日本全国进入紧急事态# 安倍在政府应对总部上正式宣布，日本所有地区进入紧急事态，期限到月日。并将北海道、茨城、石川、岐阜、爱知、京都也加入“特定警戒”地区名单。安倍要求所有国民避免外出，绝对不要进行跨区旅行。各地区知事可对商业设施要求停业，避免疫情进一步扩散。
[# # Mr Abe announced that Japan national into emergency Abe on the governments response to the headquarters officially announced, Japan all regions into emergency, deadline to June . And Hokkaido, ibaraki, ishikawa, gifu, aichi, Kyoto joined list alert specific area. Mr Abe demanded all citizens to avoid going out, never to travel to interregional. Regional governor can be closed to commercial facility requirement, to prevent the spread of epidemic further. ]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
新浪汽车：
CRC冠军车手李微老师的点评太专业了，大家可以看原博评论里的“图片评论”[围观]@李微先生从我的经验来看，真的没有大毛病，左边进度条一共八个计时阶段有两次呈绿色，但即使这个速度下也没有追上自己ghost，可见之前还有做过更好和更快的速度，真不错，说几个点： ❶可以看到 tAwSLqlo
[CRC champion driver Li Wei teacher comments too professional, we can see the original Po comments photo comment [watch] Mr @ Li Wei from my experience, is there really no big problem, the progress bar on the left a total of eight timing phase green twice, but even if the speed is not catch up with his ghost, visible before have done better and faster speed, good, said a few points can see tAwSLqlo ❶]
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南方都市报：
【广州红十字会医院可微信预约新冠病毒核酸检测，仅收成本价】近日，广州市红十字会医院体检中心推出自助微信预约新冠病毒核酸检测服务，体检项目为新冠病毒核酸检测（咽拭子)。全程自助，无接触，免挂号费，网络缴费，仅收取检测费.元，采样后-小时内可在广州市红十字会医院微信公众号查询结...全文： m.weibo
[[guangzhou Red Cross hospital can WeChat booking new virus nucleic acid detection, only charge cost price 】 recently, guangzhou Red Cross hospital physical examination center for self-help WeChat booking new virus nucleic acid testing services, physical examination project for the new crown virus nucleic acid detection (pharyngeal swab). Whole self, no contact, the registration fee, free online pay cost, only charge detect cost. Yuan, sampling - hours after can be in guangzhou Red Cross hospital WeChat public query knot... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪新闻客户端：
【男子#与妻子吵架后脚踝被锁一口锅# 消防员都被逗笑了[笑cry]】近日，青海西宁，西宁消防接到一则令人哭笑不得的求助。西宁一男子与妻子吵架后，妻子趁其睡着用自行车锁在他脚踝处锁了一口平底锅，限制他出门。无奈之下，男子只得请求消防蓝朋友上门帮忙。网友：“老婆是个狠人啊！”“平底锅：我为这...全文： m.weibo
[【 men after a quarrel with his wife # ankles locked kettle # firefighters were laughsmile cry 】 recently, xining, qinghai xining fire helped a matter-of-fact manner. Xining a man after a quarrel with his wife, the wife fell asleep while the bicycle locks in his ankle locks a mouthful of pan, limit his door. In desperation, man has to ask help fire blue friends to come. Net friend the wife is a malicious person! Pan I for this... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【顾客#在ATM机大厅吃烧烤# 烤肉店：城管不让在外面摆】月日，西安市一烤肉店将餐桌摆进隔壁ATM机大厅，多名客人聚集于此吃烧烤，此事引发热议。烤肉店称，客人因为疫情不愿进店里，但城管又不让在外面摆，客人就提出在ATM机大厅吃。银行工作人员称，餐桌是烤肉店摆进ATM机大厅的，而这种事已经不是...全文： m.weibo
[The customer # # a barbecue grill in ATM machine hall chengguan dont let outside] put month day, xi an next to a BBQ restaurant table into an ATM machine hall, gathered in the guest to eat barbecue, it triggered heated debate. Barbecue shop, according to the guest because the outbreak would not come in, but do not let the pendulum in the outside, again chengguan guest is put forward in the ATM machine hall to eat. Bank staff said that table is a barbecue shop into the hall of the ATM machine, but it is not... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
但斌：
@张化桥我看到了中国的进步：从流工业国家上升到了三流的工业国家。未来还有可能成为二流的工业囯家。潜力巨大。
[@ I see Chinas progress Mr Zhang from industrial nations rose to third grade industrial countries. The future is likely to become a second-rate 囯 home industry. Enormous potential.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
@洪怀懋即使他失败了，一定要对外宣称是胜利。@股爷物语这就是生活，生就是背锅甩锅再背锅再甩锅的过程，直到把锅彻底甩给别人。
[@ HongHuaiMao even if he fails, must be declared is victory. @ ye tale thats life, and life is back pot again thrown back pan to jilt process, until the pot thoroughly to jilt to others.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
@白骑士张伟明转发微博
[@ white knight forward David chang]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
@股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
@股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
@何兵转发微博
[@ He Bing forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
卢健生：
不能到国外出差，只好云端见客，我最近每天都用ZOOM跟客户聊天。
[Not to travel abroad, so we have to see the clouds, I recently with ZOOM chat with customers every day. ]
Z CAM 首席执行官
冷笑话精选：
[doge]@段子楼理性的选择[喵喵]@回忆专用小马甲[作揖]@撩妹翻车现场勇敢者的游戏👍@剑神葡萄@纳兰无羁正常操作罢辽@颜文字君bgm已经暗示了一切( ･᷄ὢ･᷅ )@我朋友是个奇葩铁汁们，他做的对吗？[doge]@文科班校花酱勇士[作揖]
[[doge] @ jokes building rational choice [meow meow] @ recall special small ma jia [bowing] @ liao sister overturned the game for the brave 👍 @ sword god grape @ orchid unbridled normal operation liao jun BGM @ performing word has hinted at all (･ ᷄ ὢ ･ ᷅) @ my friends is a wonderful work of iron juice, he did the right thing? [doge] @ arts class beauty queen sauce warrior [bowing]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪汽车：
#新车# 林肯两款特别版新车上市，包含林肯大陆MONO限量版与林肯MKZ MONO限量版，其中林肯MKZ推出款配置车型，售价.-.万元；林肯大陆推出款配置车型，售价.-.万元。
动力方面，包括MONO限量版在内的全系林肯MKZ汽油版车型均配备.T发动机；林肯大陆则提供.T与.T两种组合，搭载的...全文： m.weibo
[# # new Lincoln two new special edition, mainland China MONO limited edition contains Lincoln and Lincoln MKZ ranged MONO limited edition, including Lincoln MKZ ranged launch configuration models, price. -... ten thousand yuan; Lincoln continental launch configuration models, price. -. Ten thousand yuan. < br > motivation, of the whole system, including MONO limited edition edition models are equipped with Lincoln MKZ ranged petrol. T engine; Lincoln continental provided. T. T two combination, carrying... The full text m. eibo]
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