2019年8月11日星期日

A plain, sincere, love lifeA plain, sincere, love lifePoison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng

但斌:
    回复@志泽[赞]@志泽做好自己 开心就好@但斌回复@西港姐姐就这也比黄山上无数棵连名都没有的松树好!好歹有个名号!人比人 气死人,树估计不与树攀比[哈哈][笑cry][挤眼]@西港姐姐这就是命,同树不同命@但斌回复@微尘[污]
[Reply @ volunteers ze [who] @ volunteers jersey, do a good job of oneself happy @ but bin reply @ west harbor elder sister this than huangshan on countless even names have no the pine tree is good! Somehow have a name! Estimate people than people angry, the tree is not compare with tree (ha ha) [laugh cry] [eye] @ west harbor elder sister, this is the life with different life tree @ but dust bin reply @ [pollution]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    [赞]@马蹄南归人北望对于树来说,没名气可能更好,不用整天受到游客的骚扰。子非树焉知树之乐@但斌回复@西港姐姐就这也比黄山上无数棵连名都没有的松树好!好歹有个名号!人比人 气死人,树估计不与树攀比[哈哈][笑cry][挤眼]@西港姐姐这就是命,同树不同命
[[who] @ horseshoe south to north in looking for a tree, not fame may be better, not disturbed by visitors all day. Son of how trees @ but wb reply @ west port sister on it than huangshan countless even names have no the pine tree is good! Somehow have a name! Estimate people than people angry, the tree is not compare with tree (ha ha) [laugh cry] [eye] @ west harbor elder sister, this is the life with different life tree]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

冷笑话精选:
    猫:咦,牌呢?
人类真的太坏了哈哈哈哈哈[允悲] tAiThfU ​

[Cat hey, card? < br > human really bad ha ha ha ha ha tAiThfU [allow sad]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

但斌:
    回复@wz走了@wz一定要走鲫鱼背
[Reply @ wz go @ wz carp must go back]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小野妹子学吐槽:
    如果给你一亿(约万rmb),你愿意吗? ​
[If you (about one hundred million RMB), would you like? ​]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

但斌:
    回复@乐为家Roviya[赞]@乐为家Roviya元·张养浩《双调·雁儿落带得胜令》 云来山更佳,云去山如画。 山因云晦明,云共山高下。 倚杖立云沙,回首看山家。
[Reply @ joy for home Roviya [who] @ joy, for home Roviya yuan zhang yanghao, the double adjustable, wild goose son fall bring victory to the cloud to mountain, the cloud to picturesque mountains. HuiMing mountain due to cloud, cloud mountain there. Lean on the rod cloud of sand, look back at the mountain home.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

南方都市报:
    【范思哲涉嫌辱华深夜道歉 称已下架销毁相关产品 #杨幂终止与Versace合作#】近日,国际品牌versace范思哲的一款T恤上将香港、澳门与国家并列,引发网友热议。范思哲于时分发表道歉声明,称该印花T恤在月日已经全球下架禁售并销毁,为此次争议事件深表歉意,并重申范思哲坚决地尊重中国领土国家主...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 Versace suspected apology said in the middle of the night humiliating to China has destroyed the shelves related products # # Yang mi terminate cooperation with Versace 】 recently, the international brand Versace Versace a T-shirt will be in Hong Kong, Macao and the state, trigger netizens. Versace is published in an apology, said the printed t-shirts in month day has global lock-up and destroy the shelves, apologize for the dispute, and reiterated versace firmly to respect Chinas territorial Lord... The full text m. eibo]

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新浪新闻客户端:
    【岁犯人因太老获释 出狱就再杀人被判终生监禁[衰]】美国一名岁男子菲力克因为谋杀被判终生监禁,他在狱中服刑时因为年纪太大被认为对社会无害而获得假释,谁知他刚获自由没几年又刺死一名妇女,菲力克购买两把刀,在洗衣店前当着对方孩子的面连刺妇女刀↓↓现场视频曝光↓↓...全文: m.weibo ​
[The age of a prisoner because of too old then kill his release from prison was sentenced to life in prison [failure]] us a old man felix aguilar for murder, was sentenced to life in prison, he was in prison because of too old is considered harmless to the society and parole, but he just free stabbed to death a few years and one woman, felix aguilar buy two knives, even in front of the other children in front of the laundry stab knife left women left the scene video exposure left left... The full text m. eibo]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    当代青年四大错觉:
感觉自己三观挺正,
感觉自己脾气很好,
感觉自己吃得不多,
感觉自己长得还行。 ​

[Contemporary youths four big illusion < br > feel through quite is, < br > feel has a good temper, < br > feel to eat much, < br > I feel ok. ​]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

青年时报:
    【临海受灾直接经济损失.亿元,预计明天内涝将基本解除[加油]】今天下午,临海市委市政府召开新闻发布会,通报临海受灾情况。受今年号#台风利奇马#影响,临海市直接经济损失约.亿元,受灾人口.万人。目前全市共出动救援队伍支人次,车辆台次、机械设备台次,解救受困群众余...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 linhai affected direct economic loss of one hundred million yuan, waterlogging tomorrow is expected to remove basic [oil]] this afternoon, linhai municipal party committee municipal government held a press conference, the situation of the coastal area. Affected by the # # # typhoons so far this year, he, linhai city, direct economic loss of about. One hundred million yuan, the affected population. Ten thousand. Now the city there are dispatched rescue teams passengers, vehicles were were, mechanical equipment, more than to rescue trapped people... The full text m. eibo]

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但斌:
    在索道上,云散开的一会儿,能稍见黄山的美! ​
[On the cableway, us open for a while, be able to see the beauty of huangshan slightly! ​]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

星巴克北京:
    ☁️久未放晴的天空让人有些提不起精神,
💔安排好的周末约会计划也可能泡汤…
🔥这时候不如把#恋恋桃桃星冰乐#&#石榴爆爆星冰乐#安排上!
🌸桃果汁搭配爽弹桃花风味果冻
👀石榴罗望子果汁混搭富含石榴果汁的爆珠,
💗任谁喝一口,都能找回心动的感觉!
💡还可以参加暑期班的活动~ 第三杯...全文: m.weibo ​

[☁ ️ long fails to clear up the sky let person some lift not spirit, < br > 💔 date scheduled weekend plans may also be ruined... < br > 🔥 this time as the # # # mine peach peach frappuccino & pomegranate exploded frappuccino # on! < br > 🌸 peach juice collocation bright spring peach flavor jelly < br > 👀 pomegranate tamarind juice mix build blasting beads that are rich in pomegranate juice, < br > 💗 who drink one mouthful, can find the feeling of heart! < br > 💡 can also attend the summer school ~ the third cup... The full text m. eibo]

星巴克咖啡公司成立于年,始终致力于商业道德采购并烘焙世界上最优质的阿拉比卡咖啡豆。四十年间,门店遍布全球的星巴克已经成为世界上首屈一指的专业咖啡烘焙商和零售商。

但斌:
    玉屏索道上,云谷索道下。可惜今天山上大雾,景色看不到,但朦胧中已经能感受到黄山的美! ​
[Jade screen cableway, cloud valley cableway. Its a pity that today the mountain fog, scenery cant see, but vaguely can already feel the beauty of huangshan! ​]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪新闻客户端:
    【现场!#普京骑摩托车亮相车展# 后面还载着两个人 现场一片沸腾】据海外网月日报道,普京一向以热爱运动健身而闻名,普京会开枪打猎,会开飞机,是空手道黑带。近日,普京在克里米亚车展上骑着一辆“挎斗”摩托车登场。坐在普京摩托车上的有克里米亚总理谢尔盖·阿克肖诺夫和塞瓦斯托波尔临时州长拉...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 behind the scene! # # putin appeared to ride a motorcycle motor show also carrying two people of the boiling 】 according to overseas network on days of reports, Mr Putin has always been known for its love sports fitness, Mr Putin will shoot hunting, will fly a plane, has a black belt in karate. Putin recently in the Crimean auto show on a KuaDou motorbikes. Sitting in Mr Putins motorbike Crimean prime minister sergei, shaws and governor of sevastopol temporary pull. The full text m. eibo]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【安徽绩溪一#乡镇干部遇山体塌方殉职# 年仅岁】月日,安徽绩溪县受台风利奇马影响,突降暴雨,荆州乡受灾最为严重。当天时分左右,绩溪县荆州乡党委委员、纪委书记李夏(男,汉族,年月出生)在抗台防台巡查中,突遇山体塌方失联,遗体于日时发现并确认因公殉职,年仅岁。一路走好...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 jixi a # # township cadres in subsequent landslides killed only years old] month day, anhui jixi county affected by the typhoon, he, heavy rain, JingZhou Township worst hit. Around in the day time, jixi county JingZhou Township party committee member, discipline inspection commission secretary Li Xia, male, han nationality, was born in Taiwan typhoon resistance checks, sudden landslides, lost in the body during the day to find and confirmed dead, only years old. All the way walk good... The full text m. eibo]

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