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冷笑话精选：
    国外一位妈妈第一次带宝宝逛超市，小萌娃坐在推车里，仿佛看到了一个新世界，抑制不住自己激动的情绪，狂叹不止，全身是戏。[笑cry] tEUqVqwj ​
[Abroad for the first time a mother with baby to the supermarket, small of Eva sitting in the stroller, seem to see a new world, could not restrain excited mood, with more than, the whole body is play. [laughing cry] tEUqVqwj]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

青年时报：
    #岁老人跳伞#【厉害！澳大利亚岁老人成全球最年长跳伞者 米高空一跃而下】近日，岁的澳大利亚老人艾琳·奥希亚成功完成跳伞项目，创下世界最年长的跳伞者纪录。当天，她从.万英尺（约米）高空一跃而下，落地后还满脸笑容击掌庆祝。她说，这次跳伞是为帮助慈善机构筹集善款。...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # years old skydiving 【 fierce! Australia - year - old man into the worlds oldest person Meters jumped down 】 recently, Australias old man at the age of erin the shia jump successful completion of the project, set a record for the worlds oldest person. On the same day, from her. Thousands of feet (meters) high jumping down, high-fived was all smiles after landing. The jump, she said, is to help charities to raise money. ... The full text m. eibo]

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微博时尚：
    年时尚美妆影响力论坛强势来袭！线上活动火热进行中：#时尚V势力# 话题热议、新年时尚态度大pk、天穿搭挑战就要你好看！天天有惊喜，精彩嗨不停！tEUqqfRS ​
[In fashionable beauty makeup influence BBS incoming strong! Online activities going on # # fashion V power topic discussion, new fashion attitude big pk, days wearing challenges is you good-looking! Every day there are surprises, good hi! tEUqqfRS]

微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域

小野妹子学吐槽：
    岛国画手“みじおかね”总结了各种亲吻的含义...你对象最爱亲你哪里？[爱你][爱你][doge][doge] ​
[Island hand painting み じ お か ね summarizes all kinds of the meaning of the kiss... Where are you object love to kiss you? Love you love you [] [] [doge] [doge]]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

刘彦斌：
    我不认同！ tEUqGli ​
[I dont agree! tEUqGli]

大S：
    新娘子阿嬌散發著幸福泡泡～衷心送上最大的祝福～🌹🌹🌹🌹當然還是要挖挖準新娘的浴室婚前急救秘笈啦！💪💪💪
[新娘子阿娇散发著幸福泡泡～衷心送上最大的祝福～🌹🌹🌹🌹当然还是要挖挖准新娘的浴室婚前急救秘笈啦！ 💪💪💪]

眾生皆平等 萬物皆有靈

优酷：
    #蒙面唱将猜猜猜#又到了探秘#优酷蒙面唱将#房间的时间啦！瞧这满桌子的卡路里啊，这位“早起的鸟儿有虫吃”一定对自己的身材很自信喽[doge]看到架子上的小音响，酷酷不禁联想到前不久，在隔壁餐厅刚遇到音响故障的一位小姐姐，不知道是不是有什么关联哦[吃瓜]
tEUqNuN ​

微博位置：
    🙏🙏🙏祈福希望平安！
[🙏🙏🙏祈福希望平安！]

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微博汽车：
    #V影响力峰会# 距离微博汽车V影响力盛典还有天，有请@逗斗车 代表首先发言总结年的成长故事，带你看看他们今年的成绩！想要了解更多细节？敬请关注月日#汽车V峰会# ，我们不见不散！[给你小心心][给你小心心][给你小心心] tEUqyxRV ​
[# V influence summit # distance weibo auto V festival days, please welcome @ made hopper Representative spoke first summed up years of growth story, take you to see their performance this year! Want to know more details? Please focus on June # # V car summit, we be there or be square! [give you heart carefully] [give you heart carefully] [give you heart carefully] tEUqyxRV]

这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞

新浪汽车：
    #车圈话题#【#年的奇葩沙雕新闻# 车圈也不少[允悲]】随手一搜，就是九宫格，你觉得车圈新闻图几最“沙雕”？[跪了] ​
[# # #.so topic [news #.so many years resulted from sand [allow sad]] with search, is scratchable latex, do you think.so figure news a few the most sand? [the] on my hands and knees]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

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[Congratulations to @ Jason attended users so as to obtain the small speaker mini love 】. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tEUqzdPr]

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猫扑：
    【重刑刑释人员当殡葬师：年轻时打打杀杀靠义气混世 现在用服务完成自我救赎】在沈阳，有一家叫“妈妈送你去天国”的殡葬连锁门店。在此工作的员工都有过十五年以上的服刑经历。在这里，有人获得安稳的生活，也有人将此视为人生还罪的自我救赎。他们说：“以前做过的坏事，就通过这个来弥补吧。”...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 long rehabilitation personnel when mortician killing by helpful to mix the when I was young Now complete the self-salvation 】 in shenyang, with service with a company called mom send you to the kingdom of heaven funeral chain stores. In the work of their staff have more than years of experience. Here, some people get safe life, others see it as life is also the self-salvation of sin. They said to do bad things before, through this to make up for it. ... The full text m. eibo]

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金山夜话博主：
    #金山夜话# 听友：认识老婆快七年了，结婚年多，她初中学历，进入社会很早，婚前挺通情达理跟母亲关系融洽。婚后小矛盾不断，但从没有正面吵嘴发脾气。去年出生的小孩夭折了，全家很伤心。这七年她总共几份工作时间加起来不超过个月。让她去进修或工作，总是不了了之，我们现在分居两地，她现在提出...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend know wife nearly seven years, marriage year, her junior high school degree, enter the society early, before marriage is quite reasonable rapport with her mother. Positive quarrel little conflict between after marriage, but never lose his temper. Children died last year, the whole family was very sad. The seven years she works a total of a few time added up to no more than a month. Let her go to study or work, always go away, we are separated, she put forward now... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家

汽车之家：
    #家家汽车文化##汽车模型[超话]# 【上世纪的经典 做Skyline GT-X模型】喜欢模型制作的同学马上看过来，今天的主角是一台四门版的日产GT-X，同时这也是一台有些改装风格的车型，那么话不多说，我们马上动手制作吧！tEUqRIk ​
[# every car culture model car [ultra words] # # # in the last centurys classic 】 do Skyline GT - X model like the model making students see come over, todays leading role is a four door of nissan GT - X, and it is also a style of some modified models, so few words to say, we make it at once! tEUqRIk]

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