2018年9月20日星期四

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猫扑:
    【网曝中国民用航空飞行学院校园霸凌】网友@DO___ 在微博上爆料#中国民用航空飞行学院#存在#校园霸凌# 现象,图中的各位学姐给新生学妹制定了一系列的“规则”,比如学妹见到学姐必须喊人,还有“学姐的地盘不能去”、“不能跟学姐抢饭”、“不要跟学长走在一起”,“不准发微博诉苦”等等要求[费解]...全文: m.weibo ​
[The net exposure to Chinas civil aviation flight institute campus bullying 】 online @ DO___ on weibo revealed at the China academy of civil aviation flight # # # # campus bullying phenomenon exists, you learn elder sister in the figure to the lower classwoman new formulated a series of rules, such as the lower classwoman see learn elder sister must shout, and the site of the learn elder sister cant go to, cant learn elder sister with rob rice, dont walk with senior together, no complaining tweeting and so on request [difficult]... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷:
    #优酷秋集#少年派系列大作《平妖传》的两位主演@毛晓彤 @张若轩 穿越古今来赴会了!台上实力互夸[笑cry] 旷世女子毛晓彤负责炫酷,旷世美男陈若轩负责幽默[doge] ​
[# # youku autumn collection of young pie series book starring two of the ping demon @ Mao Xiaotong @ Zhang Rexuan through ancient and modern any place! Bench strength mutual praise [laugh cry] enlightened woman Mao Xiaotong responsible for cool, enlightened Chen Rexuan responsible for humor [doge]!]

新浪新闻客户端:
    【去迪拜坐加长林肯见皇家医生 中国游客海外“医疗游”被骗.亿】迪拜游玩,全程林肯豪车接送,住五星豪华酒店,皇家医院总监接待体检...听起来是不是美得很?然而体检过后,噩梦才刚刚开始!莫名其妙病入膏肓↓↓短短几天花费百万↓↓“权威专家”竟是一群骗子的狂欢>>tEvYhRK ​
[[go to dubai by Lincoln to see royal physician Chinese tourists overseas medical tourism has been tricked. 】 visit dubai, Lincoln luxury car shuttle, a five-star luxury hotel, director of the royal hospital received a medical... It sounds very beautiful? However, after the examination, the nightmare is just beginning! Puzzling ill left left a few days spent millions left left authority is a group of carnival liar > > tEvYhRK]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

大S:
    確認過眼神, @汪小菲 是會發光的人。今晚點 #恕我直言# ,真的沒有故意要撒狗糧啦~#腾讯视频#
tEvNQRW ​

[Confirmed that eyes, @ wang is the person who shine. Tonight at # # to tell you the truth, really didnt mean to and dog food ~ # # tencent video < br > tEvNQRW]

眾生皆平等 萬物皆有靈

冷笑话精选:
    少小离家老大回,老爸变成妈妈桑[允悲]@罐頭豆豉鯪魚都给我看哈哈哈@清颜真德秀xswl@大雷小姐Zoe哈哈哈哈哈日本这些综艺真的也太搞笑了哈哈哈哈哈哈@怪叔叔叔叔叔万万没想到的结局[笑cry]
[Young boss back to home, dad into mommyallow sad @ tinned lobster sauce dace to I see ha ha ha @ miss qing yan zhen dexiu XSWL @ large ray Zoe ha ha ha ha ha Japan these variety also too funny ha ha ha ha ha ha @ really strange uncle uncle uncle never expected outcome [laugh cry]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

优酷:
    #优酷秋集# 现场捕捉一只比心lucky,心心雨萌化你[太开心]
主持人问l:“Lucky今天的发型漂亮嘛?是谁梳的呀?”
Lucky:“漂亮,爸爸梳的” ​

[# # youku autumn collection field to capture a lucky than heart, heart to heart rain of the you [quite happy] < br > the host asked l lucky todays hairstyle is beautiful? Who comb? < br > Lucky beautiful, my father comb]

新浪新闻客户端:
    你真的会吃月饼吗?[笑而不语]
[You really will eat moon cakes? [smiling without a word]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

冷笑话精选:
    你今天陪女同事逛街,她看中一条裙子可没带钱,你借钱给她,同事问你:有女朋友吗?

你说没有,同事听完后踮起脚尖,提起裙摆转了一圈,问:好看吗?
你:好看。

女同事说:男朋友买的。
你__________________________ ​

[You today with female colleagues to go shopping, she saw a dress but had no money, you lend money to her, the colleague ask you have a girlfriend? < br > < br > you said no, and colleagues after listening stood on tiptoe, filed a skirt turned a circle, q good-looking? < br > you look good. < br > < br > female colleagues said boyfriend bought. < br > you __________________________]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

青年时报:
    【环卫三轮车被风吹走撞上宝马 车主知情后不要赔偿[good]】近日,浙江江山一宝马车主报警称,车子被刮擦但肇事者疑似逃逸。@浙江江山交警 调取监控发现,是停在宝马车后的一辆环卫三轮车被风吹跑而撞上宝马车[doge],修理费约元,考虑到环卫工人工资不高、不是故意撞车,车主决定自行修理。三轮车...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 sanitation tricycle blown away hitting BMW Owners dont compensation after informed [good]] recently, zhejiang jiangshan a BMW owner alarm, said the car was scraping but suspected perpetrators to escape. @ zhejiang jiangshan traffic monitoring found that to be obtained is parked BMW after a sanitation tricycle was the wind running and hitting BMW [doge], the repair about yuan, considering the sanitation workers salary is not high, not intentionally crash, owner decided to repair itself. Tricycle... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷:
    #优酷秋集#上半场亮点太多小编已经忙不过来啦~ 来一波小P、Nikki 热舞,#这就是街舞# 第二季即!将!回!归! 王者Battle,即将Call out!
tEvwfU ​

[# # youku autumn sets in the first half was too busy sorting out my window too much small make up have ~ to a wave of small P, Nikki dance, # # this is the street dance in the second quarter of the! Will be! Back!!! Return! King Battle, be about to Call out! < br > tEvwfU]

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【吃月饼会发胖吗?月饼热量高吗?手把手教你怎样健康吃月饼[并不简单]】中秋节快到了,月饼是必不可少的美味,网友就连月饼切不切开吃都吵翻了。那么吃月饼会胖吗?月饼热量高吗?想多吃还不胖应该怎么吃?怎么吃才算健康?你真的会吃月饼吗?你爱吃什么月饼?带你蹭蹭涨姿势↓↓tEvCrhs ​
[【 will eat mooncakes fat? Heat high? How taught you how to healthy eating mooncakes [] are not simple 】 the Mid-Autumn festival is coming, the moon cake is indispensable delicious, netizens even moon cakes cut cut not eat noisy turn over. Then eat moon cakes will be fat? The moon cake high heat? Dont want to eat more fat should be how to eat? How to eat just calculate health? You really will eat moon cakes? What do you love to eat moon cakes? Take you Dally up left left tEvCrhs posture]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

青年时报:
    【《#铁甲雄心#》第二季升级归来,国外顶级战队加盟】昨天,格斗综艺《铁甲雄心》的发布会在云栖小镇会展中心举行,会上公布第二季将把v战升级为团战。同时KOB铁甲格斗机器人全球巡回赛杭州专场赛事也拉开序幕,侠客、两顿烧烤等战队将参赛。时报为读者准备了张云栖大会入场券……...全文: m.weibo ​
[( # # real ambition back in the second quarter to upgrade and foreign top teams joined 】 yesterday, combat variety real ambition conference held in town in the cloud conference and exhibition center, announced at the meeting in the second quarter will put v battle to the battle of group. Hangzhou special events and KOB real combat robot global tour also kicked off, paladin, two barbecue teams will compete. Times for readers zhang yun, a habitat conference tickets... ... The full text m. eibo]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    #德芙因愉悦而不凡#打破条条框框,定义自己的不凡。坚持自己的选择、找寻自己的乐趣,跳出藩篱,才能去往更为广阔的天地。懂得愉悦自己,才能定义不凡,火箭少女加油!#德芙因愉悦而不凡# tEvlx ​
[# # dove for pleasure and uncommon to break the rules, define your own. Insist on his own choice, to find their own fun, jump out of the barriers, to go to the wider world. Know the own pleasure, to define, the rockets girls come on! # dove uncommon # tEvlx for pleasure]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

微博汽车:
    #车评精选# 一直没想好沃兰多属于什么定位的车,混血这个词倒是很好的描述了这款车型给人的感觉。
[Review of selected # # car hasnt been to good worland what belongs to the positioning of the car, the word hybrid is good description gives persons feeling for this model.]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

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