@KnowYourself官微 ：「有的人夜里发了一条状态，要特意写上『隔夜删除』。这背后隐藏着我们在社交媒体上的一种常见矛盾：想展示自己的某种状态或想法，但又不希望被人永远看到。」👉tRkGPxAL
[@ KnowYourself officer micro some people sent a state during the night, to write overnight to delete specifically. This behind us on social media of a common paradox want to show their own a certain state or ideas, but dont want to be one will never see again. 👉tRkGPxAL ]
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预告今晚分互动题目：“发一张最近你最爱的沙雕表情包”。（本条预告分钟后删除）
[Forecast tonight in interactive topic send a recent expression of your favorite sand bag. (this article forecast minutes remove)]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
其实仔细想想，我们这些普普通通的人，终此一生也不会摊上娴妃纯妃尔晴这样的反派来加害，毕竟我们连碍着人家事儿的能耐都没；也很难有运气遇到富察皇后这样的贵人知遇，毕竟我们不够聪明伶俐也没开主角光环。只愿你人生得一明玉足矣：爱憎分明，重情重义，即便不能出谋划策杀伐决断，但永远是你的第一...全文： m.weibo
[Actually think carefully, and we the ordinary people, all the life wont stand on the xian pure princess princess, or the villain to harm, after all, we even dont hinder the somebody elses ability; Is difficult to have luck with rich examine such noble queen meet, after all didnt open star aura we are clever enough. May you have a life only one jade is sufficient yi Ming aizeng clear, heavy feeling heavy righteousness, even cant advise the war, but will always be your first... The full text m. eibo]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
#什么值得买#苏宁易购，话不多说，抓紧时间抢购，拍着良心跟你们说，是真的便宜。 tRkAHzmH
[What is worth to buy # # Su Ningyi purchase, few words said, take the time to snap up, clap the conscience to say with you, is really cheap. tRkAHzmH]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
#你啥看法#
[# # what you think]
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#言承旭新舞林大会# 真香现场！原来当年“霸道总裁”道明寺@言承旭Jerry 雨中苦等杉菜，竟是为约“杉菜”@Nikki陳妍臻-official 来#新舞林大会# 共舞～明明嘴上生气耍脾气，“空气咚”却那么甜蜜，是道明寺本寺没错了！[污] tRkbqARM
[New dance # # jerry really sweet spot! When President bullying way clear temple @ Jerry Jerry in the rain waiting for Chinese fir vegetables, turns out to be about Chinese fir vegetables @ Nikki Chen Yanzhen - official to # # new dance dance ~ mean it sounded angry, dong air is so sweet, is the way clear temple BenSi yes! [pollution] tRkbqARM]
【间歇性禁食对身体和大脑的影响】科学实验证明：在小时内吃完一天要吃的食物，然后禁食小时，这种方式能让人更长寿。禁食期间身体依靠燃烧脂肪运转，嗨能帮助大脑提高记忆力...既能瘦身又能锻炼大脑，明天要不要试试！tRDklmd
[Intermittent fasting on the influence of body and mind scientific experiments prove that in the hours after a day to food, and then fasting hours, this way can make people live longer. Fasting on burning fat body during operation, hi can help improve the brain memory... To diet and exercise the brain, tomorrow do you want to try it! tRDklmd]
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#猫扑段子# 累死了，猫让给你来做，我不喵了 tRkbDjb
[Cat # # mop jokes so tired, for you to do, I dont meow tRkbDjb]
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这家诊所自从引进了这款脉枕之后，来看病的人翻了一倍...tRDsauQ
[The clinic since introduced this MaiZhen, people to see the doctor doubled... tRDsauQ]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
高贵妃今晚大本营出场的时候，都说气场二米八，而<向天再借五百年>大秀完以后呢，给跪了，听好啦 我是高贵妃[失望]，不是盒饭精[二哈] tRkUrGOD
[Gao Guifei stronghold appearance tonight, all say m eight aura, and < sky to borrow five hundred > big xiu after, to kneel, listen! I am Gao Guifei [disappointed], not bento fine [two ha] tRkUrGOD]
太阳女神（也可称为喜神）的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方：）工作邮箱：w@qq（仅限工作）感谢！
#夜福利#男人的终极越野机器，卫士 款 Works V特别版~
[Welfare # # night mans ultimate off-road machines, special edition guard Works in paragraph V ~]
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#刷完这条就睡觉#人生没有重新开始，只能继续前行。恩，确认了，今晚是文艺小编！
[Brush # # the went to bed not live your life over again, only to move on. Well, confirmed, is the small make up tonight! ]
#电视剧武动乾坤# 不愧是帅气与智慧并存的林动#杨洋[超话]# [馋嘴]见招拆招，这么快就识破障眼法，不过动哥你穿越火海的跳水动作是认真的吗[笑cry][笑cry]
tRkBOFO
[# # show arms move heaven and earth not the kui is a handsome and wisdom of Lin, Yang Yang, a dynamic # # words [very] [available] see, the following instead see through smoke screen so quickly, but elder brother you pass through the fire of the diving movement is serious? [laughter cry] [laugh cry] < br > tRkBOFO]
【科普：痛经时到底能不能吃止痛药？可以】药店里卖的布洛芬等止痛药，既不会让人产生依赖性，也不会干扰内分泌系统导致月经不调。这则视频转给那些痛经的女孩儿：疼到打滚的时候别再硬撑了，放心吃片止痛药吧。tRDLEFJ
[[science dysmenorrhea pain relievers can eat? When can 】 drugstore sell painkillers such as ibuprofen, both neither can let a person become dependent, not interfere with the endocrine system also cause menstruation to be not moved. The video to those girls dysmenorrhea ache to wallow dont go again, feel free to eat painkillers. tRDLEFJ]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
共勉[心]
[[heart]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
当姐姐怀上了双胞胎，妹妹完全兴奋得像个孩子。惊呼：“可以分给我一个吗？可以分给我一个宝宝吗？”[笑cry]tRkPvZr
[When my sister was pregnant with twins, sister totally excited like a child. Exclaimed you can give me one? Can you give me a baby? [laughing cry] tRkPvZr]
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#微博交通台#【万兰博基尼“漂移”撞上面包车！车损谁买单？】日前，一辆价值多万的兰博基尼超跑在广东珠海一马路上向最右侧车道变道行驶时，被前方突然右变道的本田车撞上车尾，致使整个车身失控，度大漂移，撞上了旁边一辆长安面包车。事故造成的车损该由谁承担的问题引发网友热议，对此你们...全文： m.weibo
[# # weibo communication radio [than lamborghini drift hit the van! CheSun who pay? A few days ago, a value more than lamborghini supercar in guangdong zhuhai to a the road the most the right side of the lane change lane, is suddenly change lanes right in front of the Honda car crashed into the rear, cause the entire car is out of control, large drift, hit a changan van. Accident CheSun who bear the problems of netizens, to you... The full text m. eibo]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
【大爷乘公交落座后，见邻座女子换座生气大吼：你是不是嫌我脏[费解]】月日，广东深圳，一辆公交车上，一位大爷上车落座后，邻座的女子起身换座，引起两人大吵。大爷说，女子离开，就是嫌他老、穿得脏。女子说，空调太冷所以换座。乘客和司机多次劝解，他们不听，争吵十分钟左右。...全文： m.weibo
[The big ye after the bus takes a seat, see the neighbor woman change an angry roar loud do you think I dirty [difficult]] month day, in shenzhen, guangdong province, on a bus, a big ye after get on the car seat, neighbor woman got up and change, two big fight. Big ye said, the woman left, he is too old, wearing dirty. The woman said, air conditioning is too cold so change. Passengers and drivers appealed to many times, they dont listen, arguing about ten minutes. ... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
为什么恋爱之后才发现自己其实并不是一个很好的人？👉tRkbWboi
[Why love before he found himself is not a good man? 👉tRkbWboi ]
发现更大的世界
谢谢[心][作揖][鲜花]@Acids_：祝但总一路顺风，早已看完《时间的玫瑰》第二版，目前天天在听《时间的玫瑰》语音版，感谢[心]……
[Thank you [heart] [bowing] [flowers] @ Acids_ I wish but always bon voyage, had already finished the second edition of the time rose, now listen to the audio edition of the time rose from day to day, thanks to [heart]...]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
@韭皇一代：库里是史上面对詹姆斯胜率最高的球员？
[@ leek emperor generation library is faced with James in the history of the highest winning percentage of players?]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
华仔型爆！
[Andy type explode!]
Z CAM, CEO
#电视剧武动乾坤# 妈耶！琅哥哥#吴尊[超话]# 壁咚青檀了！@董晴 这狗粮撒得猝不及防[二哈]真的十分想魂穿青檀了，琅哥哥的土味情话也是十分可爱了[笑cry][笑cry]
tRkbpXTJ
[# # show arms move heaven and earth mother! Post # brother wu zun [ultra words] # wall dong qing tan! @ Dong Qing this dog food scattered off guard , really very want to wear a green wingceltis soul, earthy ranging brother love word is also very cute [laugh cry] [laugh cry] < br > tRkbpXTJ]
晚班机飞回，结束这两周的差旅之行。虽然幸苦，但内心快乐！拼搏、奋斗！
[The flight to fly back to late, end the two weeks trip to travel. Although luckily bitter, happy heart! Struggle, struggle! ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
把你相册最好看的一张自拍留在评论里。感觉不错的就聊聊吧！[兔子]
[The best-looking a take your photo albums in comments. Feel good talk! [] rabbit]
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【哭笑不得！[笑cry]大爷丢钱怕老婆骂 谎称遭遇抢劫被行拘】近日，苏州顾大爷报警称被抢劫，民警调取海量监控，都没有线索。原来，当天大爷取退休金交给老婆，没想到半路弄丢，不敢跟老婆说实话，就谎称遭遇抢劫，谁知又被家人逼着报警……最终，顾大爷被行政拘留天，罚款元。网友：这满满的求生欲...全文： m.weibo
[【 in distress situation! [laugh cry] big ye losing money was afraid of the wife scold Line was robbed hed been detained 】 recently, suzhou big ye police said was robbed, civilian police, quashing mass monitoring all have no clue. Originally, on the day of the big ye take pensions to the wife, unexpectedly lost halfway, dare not to tell his wife the truth, is that the tie was robbed, but also by his family forced to report to the police... Finally, despite the big ye be administrative detention days, fine yuan. Net friend this full QiuShengYu... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
【情侣租房把房东逼成段子手 房东：两口子吵架你摔手机啊，砸我电视干啥[doge]】大连小伙把干净整洁的房子租给一漂亮女生。月日他看房时惊呆了，屋内恶臭无比，电视机只剩空壳，大理石茶几碎裂，墙上汤汁溅的到处都是……他估算了一下损失近元，对于赔偿问题，对方称房间里有万欠条。...全文： m.weibo
[The couple drove the landlord into jokes that rent a house landlord the couple quarrel broke your mobile phone, on my TV what [doge]] dalian guy to clean house rent to a beautiful girl. Startled, the month day he when seeing the house stink, only a shell of the television, fractured marble coffee table, and liquid spattered on the wall are everywhere... He reckons the lost nearly RMB, for compensation, the other says there are thousands of ious in the room. ... The full text m. eibo]
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#家家试驾评测##道奇挑战者#【纯正美国味儿 来店聊道奇挑战者】如果你对美国汽车文化着迷，一共有四种车会让你有非常强的满足感，皮卡、全尺寸SUV、剩下两种就要针对到具体车型，克尔维特和今天的主角——道奇挑战者，这台狠角色到底有哪些值得关注的点呢，下面就到视频里来看个究竟吧！ ...全文： m.weibo
[# every test evaluation # # # dodge challenger 【 pure American flavor to store chat dodge challenger 】 if you crazy about American car culture, a total of four kinds of car would let you have a very strong sense of satisfaction, pickup, full-size suvs, the remaining two will be against to the specific models, corvettes and dodge challenger, todays leading role, the tiger exactly what notable points, below to view the video actually! ... The full text m. eibo]
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有点厉害
[A little bad]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
还没吃晚饭的朋友，可以考虑照着图里的标准来一顿。
[Havent eat dinner friend, can consider according to the standard in the figure to a meal.]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
哎呀，恭喜我喜提 #明星势力榜# <年度影响力之星>[可爱][耶]。喜获年度微博阅读量第一☝️，谢谢大家的关注和支持哟🤗🤗
[Oh, congratulations I like # # star power list < annual star of influence > [lovely] [and]. 喜获年度微博阅读量第一☝️，谢谢大家的关注和支持哟🤗🤗]
太阳女神（也可称为喜神）的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方：）工作邮箱：w@qq（仅限工作）感谢！
#电视剧武动乾坤# 青檀@董晴 跟仙女姐姐#王丽坤[超话]# 说希望她能当自己嫂子[笑而不语]这波助攻非常可以[doge]动哥没有白疼你！
tRkbiTF
[# show wu qiankun # @ Dong Qing preroceltis tatarinowii maxim With the fairy sister # li-kun wang said [ultra words] # hope she can when his sister-in-law [smiling without a word] this wave assists very can [doge] have no white hurts you brother! < br > tRkbiTF]
【被医学耽误的戏精！针灸医生全身都是戏：医院欠你一个奥斯卡[笑cry]】月日，广西南宁，医生郑滕腾在给患者做针灸治疗时，采取了一种比较high的治疗方法，一边喊口号鼓励病人，一边针灸。诙谐的语言，略显夸张的肢体动作，让患者乐在其中，不少患者点名要他治疗……tRkAijMw
[【 by medical delay play fine! Acupuncturist body is play hospital owe you an Oscar [laugh cry]] month day, guangxi nanning, doctor zheng TengTeng patients for acupuncture treatment, has adopted a comparative high treatment, shouted slogans encouraging patients, acupuncture and moxibustion. Humorous language, slightly exaggerated body movements, specifically requested he treated patients will enjoy, many patients... tRkAijMw]
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最近看完电影的朋友都在问，我在#巨齿鲨[电影]# 中用的口红是啥，咋能这么好看又防水[并不简单]感谢大家支持#巨齿鲨[电影]# 喜提票房七亿了[作揖]，今天海洋科学家“张苏茵”化身美妆博主给大家解密“苏茵色”[米奇比心][憧憬] tRkbMNiX
[Recently after the movies friends ask, I in a giant shark teeth [film] # # use lipstick is what, how can so handsome and waterproof thank you [] are not simple support giant shark teeth [film] # # xi box office seven hundred million [bowing], Marine scientists Zhang Suyin incarnate beauty makeup today bloggers to decrypt Su Yin color than heart [kupchak] [hope] tRkbMNiX]
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