猫扑:
#猫扑夜话# 如果不考虑其他因素的话,你最想去听谁的演唱会?为什么?[思考]
[# # mop night if you dont consider other factors, who do you want to go to the concert? Why is that? [thinking]]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作请联系微信:mopxmt
冷笑话精选:
画风很好看@治愈系心理学画风太美
[Style is very good-looking @ healing psychology painting style is beautiful]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
小野妹子学吐槽:
#华帝退全款启动# 本届看世界杯的人只分两种:买了华帝的和后悔没买华帝的
[# # vantage refund full launch the watch the World Cup are two kinds of people bought vantage and regret not buy vantage]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
微博搞笑排行榜:
预告tRgfVPe 互动题目:“一张图秀出,你们当地的标志性建筑”。大家来回复猜猜是哪里。(本条预告分钟后删除)
[Forecast tRgfVPe interactive topic a picture, your local landmark. Guess where is everybody to reply. (this article forecast minutes remove)]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗
知乎:
#知乎放映室# 《无人区》,一个浓缩的寓言,有关环境与生存法则的故事
[# zhihu projection booth # no mans land, a condensed fable, the principle of the survival environment and story]
发现更大的世界
新浪汽车:
#购车帮帮忙# 【三款万级别MPV该买哪辆?】新款奥德赛刚刚发布了,那么和它的竞争对手别克GL和传祺GM相比,你们选哪一款呢?[doge]
[# # car help [three thousands level MPV which car to buy? The new Odyssey has just released, and its rival the buick GL compared to preach qi GM, which one you choose? [doge]]
最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。
小野妹子学吐槽:
我今天就没带折伞[跪了]
[I didnt bring today folding umbrella] [kneeling]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
南方都市报:
【旬流浪翁捡书不舍得卖,凌晨路灯下仔细读:这些书是我的朋友[心]】月日,郑州露宿桥下的流浪汉孙大爷,借着从立交桥上透下来的灯光看书。他说白天拾荒,捡到书舍不得卖,有时会看到凌晨一点,这些扫盲时学的字,不愿丢了,“这些书是我的朋友。”梨视频tRgZujMd
[The ten-day stray weng to pick up a book is not willing to sell, under the street light in the morning carefully read the book is a friend of mine [heart]] month day, sleeping on a bridge of zhengzhou tramp sun big ye, through deeply down and the lights of the reading from the overpass. He said a rubbish during the day, pick up a book to sell, sometimes see , these literacy learning words, dont want to lose, these books are my friends. Pear video tRgZujMd]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
冷笑话精选:
是我本人了[跪了]
[Is my himself] [kneeling]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
冷笑话精选:
[心]@看谁长的都像猴儿下一次再见到,一定要飞扑过去
[[heart] @ people looked like a monkey to see who the next time meet again, be sure to swoop in the past]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
但斌:
@师永刚@侯宁 普京也是练家子,看特没谱的表情很吃力了。@刘芮东较量内功?
[@ yong-gang shi @ hou ning Mr Putin, too, and athletic, see ghost face with difficulty. @ Liu Rui east on internal work?]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新浪新闻客户端:
【#狗贩子到救助站强行卖狗#,负责人称不买就当面打,还给她发虐杀狗的视频[吃惊]】黑龙江哈尔滨,流浪狗救助站负责人刘丽最近经常遭到狗贩子威胁,在她面前虐狗,甚至把杀狗视频发给她,让她买狗。刘丽称狗贩子每次拉来一车流浪狗,买一次要花一万块钱。她说自己从不打疫苗,省下钱还要给狗吃饭。...全文: m.weibo
[【 # # the dealers to shelter forced selling dog, do not buy will play face to face, her hair cruelty to the dogs video [surprised]] heilongjiang Harbin, stray dogs liu li, director of the relief stations recently are being threatened by a dealer, often in front of her abuse, or even kill dogs video sent to her, let her to buy a dog. Liu li says every time a dealer to a stray dog, buy a minor cost ten thousand yuan. She said she never vaccinated, save money and give the dog to eat. ... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【#狗贩子到救助站强行卖狗#,负责人称不买就当面打,还给她发虐杀狗的视频[吃惊]】黑龙江哈尔滨,流浪狗救助站负责人刘丽最近经常遭到狗贩子威胁,在她面前虐狗,甚至把杀狗视频发给她,让她买狗。刘丽称狗贩子每次拉来一车流浪狗,买一次要花一万块钱。她说自己从不打疫苗,省下钱还要给狗吃饭。...全文: m.weibo
[【 # # the dealers to shelter forced selling dog, do not buy will play face to face, her hair cruelty to the dogs video [surprised]] heilongjiang Harbin, stray dogs liu li, director of the relief stations recently are being threatened by a dealer, often in front of her abuse, or even kill dogs video sent to her, let her to buy a dog. Liu li says every time a dealer to a stray dog, buy a minor cost ten thousand yuan. She said she never vaccinated, save money and give the dog to eat. ... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
冷笑话精选:
下一个世界杯见[笑cry]
[See the next World Cup [laugh cry]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
当当李国庆:
巴黎,香榭丽舍大街,凯旋门前的庆祝世界杯夺冠 tRgfbXfW
[Paris, the champs elysees, celebrate tRgfbXfW cup triumph in front]
我口无遮拦,多有得罪,请海涵
冷笑话精选:
哈哈哈哈哈哈我看行@文科班校花酱很实用了[二哈]@泽樹_Sawaki哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@黄濑濑濑濑[费解]@万事屋纸纸酱哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈学会了[允悲]@Deyyyyyi哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@太皇太后您有喜啦哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈今日沙雕分享
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha I look @ the liberal arts class beauty queen sauce is very practical,] [two _Sawaki ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ @ jersey tree yellow dalai dalai dalai dalai [difficult] @ all the house of paper paper jam ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha learned [allow sad] @ Deyyyyyi queen ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ too hei! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha today you share sand sculpture]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
微博汽车:
#大V聊车# 作为弟中弟,只好给各位爆缸大哥了![Aloha][Aloha][Aloha]
[Talk about car # # big V as a younger brother younger brother, so we have to give you gave up the eldest brother! [] [] []]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞
天猫:
为了恭喜法国队夺冠,恭喜华帝股票大涨,恭喜购买华帝又获退款的各位亲们。大家现在手上的天猫超市充值卡,可做优惠叠加在-期间#天猫狂暑季#天猫超市专场里整点抢的-大额券,错过了华帝几千万福利的亲们,不要错过这波,转发评论随机挑选位#喵之锦鲤# 送出天猫超市充值卡各一张。
[To congratulate France win, congratulations vantage stock rally, congratulations to buying vantage, refund you dear friends. Everybody now hand day cat supermarket prepaid phone CARDS, preferential overlay can be done during - # day cat crazy # Novosibirsk in the summer day in the supermarket special grab the hour - large vouchers, missed the vantage of tens of millions of welfare kiss, dont miss this wave, forward comments randomly selected a # # meow brocade carp out day supermarket top-up CARDS each a cat. ]
天猫,阿里巴巴集团旗下网站,亚洲领先的网上商城。开始体验 :tmall 【客服电话】
冷笑话精选:
转需[米奇比心]
[Turn to [mickey than heart]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
但斌:
@南风熙岸:云层,掩不住斜阳熙辉;夜色,是灯火灿烂的背景;这片光和热的大地,饱含无数活力和向往;在这个夏日里,守候玫瑰的绽放……
[@ city south shore clouds, hide setting sun city; The dim light of night, is the background of the glitzy; This piece of light and heat of the earth, with countless vigor and; In this summer, waiting for the roses bloom...]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
冷笑话精选:
男女交往最忌讳什么?
___________________
[Exchanges between men and women is the most taboo? < br > ___________________]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
汽车之家:
#夜福利#独有的硬汉派,丰田坦途 款 .L SR TRD版~
[# # night welfare uniquely tough guy, Honda royal road to learning. L SR TRD version ~]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
谢娜:
晚上录节目饿惨啦,我说好想吃火锅啊,网红助理凯凯说不用叫外卖,他分钟可以给我搞定正宗的火锅,好嗨啊!感动cry😂如果他们不跟我抢就更好啦![阴险][笑而不语]
[Recording shows hungry miserably in the evening, I good want to eat hot pot, web celebrity assistant KaiKai said dont order takeout, can you give me his minutes get authentic hot pot, good hi! 感动cry😂如果他们不跟我抢就更好啦! [insidious] [smiling without a word]]
太阳女神(也可称为喜神)的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方:)工作邮箱:w@qq(仅限工作)感谢!
猫扑:
【#狗贩子到救助站强行卖狗#,负责人称不买就当面打,还给她发虐杀狗的视频[吃惊]】黑龙江哈尔滨,流浪狗救助站负责人刘丽最近经常遭到狗贩子威胁,在她面前虐狗,甚至把杀狗视频发给她,让她买狗。刘丽称狗贩子每次拉来一车流浪狗,买一次要花一万块钱。她说自己从不打疫苗,省下钱还要给狗吃饭。...全文: m.weibo
[【 # # the dealers to shelter forced selling dog, do not buy will play face to face, her hair cruelty to the dogs video [surprised]] heilongjiang Harbin, stray dogs liu li, director of the relief stations recently are being threatened by a dealer, often in front of her abuse, or even kill dogs video sent to her, let her to buy a dog. Liu li says every time a dealer to a stray dog, buy a minor cost ten thousand yuan. She said she never vaccinated, save money and give the dog to eat. ... The full text m. eibo]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作请联系微信:mopxmt
新浪汽车:
#交通万象#【少女骑车撞坏轿车车灯,连续多次°鞠躬赔礼道歉,车主拒赔偿:乖,没事的,你快走[可怜]】月日,河南郑州,一名少女在路边多次向一名男子鞠躬。目击者介绍,少女骑车撞坏了男子的车灯,她拿出钱并向车主鞠躬道歉,车主拒绝赔偿,还安慰她:乖,没事的,就是换个灯,你快走吧。...全文: m.weibo
[# traffic vientiane # 【 girl riding crashed car headlights, ° bow to apologize many times in a row, the owner denied compensation lovely, its okay, you are quick to go [poor]] month day, henan zhengzhou, a teenage girl repeatedly bowed to a man at the side of the road. Witnesses, the young girl riding crashed the lights from a man, she took out money to apologize and bowed to the owner, the owner refused to compensation, also to comfort her lovely, its okay, is to change the lamp, you are quick to go. ... The full text m. eibo]
最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。
新浪新闻客户端:
【男子涉嫌在培训中心猥亵孩子被刑拘,郑州警方:正侦办】月中旬,河南某妇女儿童活动中心语言班一位小朋友无意间告诉家长,有一名“叔叔”总是在洗手间看她上厕所还拍照片。月日,几名家长将男子堵在教学楼里并报警。被抓后,警方在男子的手机等设备中查到诸多猥亵儿童照片及视频,涉及男童、女童...全文: m.weibo
[The man suspected of molesting children were detained in the training center, zhengzhou police are probing 】 in mid-may, a womens and childrens activity center, henan language class a child accidentally told parents, there is a uncle always watch her go to the toilet in the bathroom taking pictures. June , a few parents will man plugging and alarm in the building. After being caught, the police in the mans mobile devices such as to many child molestation photos and video, involving the boys, girls... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
冷笑话精选:
哈哈哈哈有毒[笑cry]@空青Wan:看到了跑步机上的我[拜拜]
[Ha ha ha ha toxic [laugh cry] @ empty qing Wan see the treadmill I [bynum]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
新浪新闻客户端:
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
优酷:
月-日,#C罗来华#,优酷独家全程直播!在这喜大普奔之际,优酷君邀请各位球迷一起模仿c罗的标志性庆祝动作,一起向我们的球王总裁@CristianoRonaldo 致敬!现带话题词 带模仿C罗的标志性庆祝动作照片发布微博,我们将做成大海报向C罗展示我们的热情,我们的小心心!![心][心]
[Cristiano ronaldo -, # # China, youku exclusive broadcast live! In this happy big rush, youku jun invite all fans imitating ronaldos iconic celebration together, salute to our great President @ CristianoRonaldo together! Now sent inscription imitate ronaldos trademark celebration photos published weibo, we will make a big poster on cristiano ronaldo show our enthusiasm, our careful heart!!!!! [heart] [heart]]
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【女演员在医院被醉汉刺死案开庭,家属放弃赔偿请求严惩凶手】去年月日,马某带女友刘洁到云大医院看望亲属,遇到醉酒男子叶某某,双方发生口角。叶某某掏出刀一阵乱刺,导致刘洁死亡。据悉,刘洁生前是《陈翔六点半》女演员,遇害时,正在准备与马某举办婚礼。杀人凶手叶某某自称曾在云大医院做过...全文: m.weibo
[The actress was drunken man stabbed to death in hospital case, family members give up claims to punish the murderer 】 to (date) (month) (year), ma mou with girlfriend inflow to the cloud big hospital to visit relatives, in case of a drunken man leaves so-and-so, spat on both sides. Leaf so-and-so took out a knife stab a burst of disorderly, led to the deaths of inflow. It is reported, inflow was at half past six Chens actress, was killed, is preparing to hold wedding with ma. The murderer leaf so-and-so who Ceng Zaiyun big hospitals have done... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
卢健生:
#我的会员报告# 我在月会员报告实力夺得【潇洒的人气王】的称号,!本月【贵人符】也被我抽到了呢!听说只有颜值高的人才能转出好运哟~你也来看看吧~ tRgVhdd
[# my member report # I in month report strength won the title of the king of the growing popularity of natural and unrestrained 】 【,! This month are noble character 】 【 I got! I heard only appearance, but high levels of people can turn a good luck yo ~ you also and see it ~ tRgVhdd]
Z CAM, CEO
但斌:
飞机起飞时,深圳美丽的景色!
[The plane took off, the beautiful scenery in shenzhen! ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
当当李国庆:
分享图片
[Share photos]
我口无遮拦,多有得罪,请海涵
优酷:
#给我一个十八岁# 功夫巨星刘京伟@孫偉豪同學 ,一身好功夫,就问你怕不怕!你过来呀 [笑而不语]
[# give me a # martial arts superstar Liu Jingwei @ Sun Weihao classmate, a good effort, just ask you afraid of! You come ahsmiling without a word]
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