我完完全全就是这样的...[跪了]
[I completely is like this... [the] on my hands and knees]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
#小米Max#屏幕升级.巨无霸级全面屏，显示比例，相比上一代对比度、亮度更高，色域更广。屏幕大了手机还小了，“杨柳腰”收弧设计，女生也能优雅握持，元起，全渠道热卖中。
[# millet Max# screen upgrade. Big MAC level full screen, according to proportion, higher than the generation on the contrast, brightness, color gamut. Big screen mobile phone was a little, willow waist arc design, girls can also be elegant grip, yuan, all channels to sell. ]
探索黑科技，为发烧而生。
#家人来“找茬”#亲爱的家人们，游戏时间到，快来回答吧。下面这张图你能最快猜出它是哪款车吗？最快答对的用户会获得家家送出的精美礼品一份。正确答案将于今晚点转发本微博公布。
[# # family to search for my dear family, the game time, quick to answer. The image below you can guess what it is fastest car? Fastest right users will get every send a nice present. The correct answer will be announced this late forwarding this weibo. ]
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【美国：相煎何太急！短吻鳄把小鳄鱼当盘中餐】当地时间年月日，美国佛罗里达州，在阿波普卡湖的沼泽地里，一条短吻鳄正在吃一条小鳄鱼。拍摄者说：“我们开车穿过阿波普卡湖时，仅仅希望能够看一眼沼泽里的鳄鱼。但我们看到的比预想的要多”。据研究人员称，在短吻鳄中同类相食是一种相对常见...全文： m.weibo
[What too the United States in such a hurry! Alligator the small crocodile when shipped 】 local time (date) (month) (year), Florida, in the pop card lake swamp, an alligator was eating a small crocodile. The photographer said when we drive through the pop card lake, just want to be able to take a look at the swamp alligators. But we saw more than expected . According to the researchers, said in the alligator cannibalism is a relatively common... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
套路太深[允悲]@呼噜呼噜小炸毛哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@我想改个昵称叫因为遇见你太坏了都[笑cry]
[Routine too deep [allow sad] @ shout shout the small fry hair ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ I meet you I want to change a nickname because too bad all [laugh cry]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
【#应用开发分享# 】PYPL 发布月编程语言指数榜，Python 在今年月以 .％ 的份额，首次超越 Java 拿下榜首位置后。Python广泛的群众基础，离不开人工智能的火热。tRegZSI
[PYPL application sharing # # 】 【 publish monthly index of programming language, the Python month this year with the % of share, for the first time the Java after winning the top spot. Python broad mass base, without artificial intelligence. tRegZSI]
新浪云-新浪公司旗下云计算服务平台，于年起对外提供公有云计算服务。基于新浪公司年的技术积累，新浪云开放了完美支撑新浪内部多款重量级明星产品的核心技术，为广大用户提供安全可靠、高扩展、可弹性伸缩、免运维的云计算服务。
【岁女孩每天不洗饭盒：把肉挑出来带回家给奶奶吃[悲伤]】重庆大足，岁的李春燕是一名即将升入六年级的学生，母亲病逝，父亲瘫痪在床。今年冬天，老师发现了她的一个小秘密：不洗饭盒。原来，她是想省下中午饭里的肉带回家给奶奶吃。老师知道后，便每天打了新的饭菜让她带回去。...全文： m.weibo
[[years old girl not to wash every day lunch box, pick out the meat home for grandma to eat [sad]] dazu county of chongqing, at the age of chun-yan li is a coming to sixth grade student, mother died, my father paralyzed in bed. This winter, the teacher found her a little secret dont wash the lunch box. It turns out that she was trying to save the meat home for grandma to eat in the lunch. After the teacher knows, he played a new meals every day to let her take it home. ... The full text m. eibo]
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【滴滴司机称“累了”让乘客开车：出车祸三人受伤！】庞先生和女友小王日前搭乘滴滴顺风车，行至半路司机称自己太累，换小王驾车，结果超车时方向失控出车祸，三人均受伤。事发后，司机认为出事时驾车者不是他，所以不予负责；庞先生则认为司机和滴滴平台应负责。#你啥看法# tRehHLVr
[【 drops driver said tired to make the passengers driving an accident three people were injured!] Mr. Pang and his girlfriend wang has take drops off, to the way the driver says he is too tired, in wang drive, result orientation when overtaking is out of control accident, three per capita were injured. After the incident, the driver that an accident drivers is not he, so will not be responsible for; Mr Pang that drivers and drabs platform should be responsible. # # what do you think what tRehHLVr]
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#交通万象# 【#亿元大桥没验收便通车# 超限车辆随便开，不到四个月就大规模破损】月，郑州花费上亿的贾鲁河大桥通车。不料仅个月大桥大面积破损。承建方：通车时未验收，限重吨有上百吨大车频繁驶入。管理方：迫于通行压力提前通车，因未验收，来往车辆复杂，不好管[摊手]老司机们觉得责任在谁呢？
[# # transport phenomena (# # one hundred million yuan bridge no acceptance was opened to traffic overloaded vehicles opened casually, less than four months of massive damage, zhengzhou spend hundreds of millions of Jia Luhe bridge opened to traffic. But it only months bridge widespread damage. By not acceptance when opened, the limit of heavy tons of hundreds of tons of cart into frequent. Management traffic pressure opened ahead of schedule, because of not acceptance, complex traffic that bad tube stand hand old drivers feel responsibility in who? ]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
#电视剧古剑奇谭二# 不小心给自己插了一打flag[允悲]请欣赏“异脸懵逼”“异语成谶”的乐少爷之神预言[偷笑]@付辛博
[# series DLC, tan # carelessly give oneself put a dozen flagallow sad please appreciate the different face meng force master different language into a more le, the god of prophecy [laughing] @ xinbo fu]
日式甜品[舔屏]
[Japanese dessert [lick screen]]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）
回复@让梦想飞[赞]@让梦想飞但总的钱宁愿做慈善，也不愿给无良媒体机构。@但斌[可怜]@牛歌w：您没上贡吧！
[Reply @ let the dream fly [who] @ let the dream fly but the total money would rather do charity, rather than to the unscrupulous media institutions. @ but bin [poor] @ the cow song w you didnt on gong!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
【杭州一岁男子一站起来就头痛，竟和夏季天气太热有关……】杨先生是一名勤快能干的电焊工，平时就算是天气再热，他也从不偷懒，一身衣服总是干了又湿，湿了又干。但奇怪的是，前两天，他突然变懒了，不愿意起床去上班。这到底是怎么回事呢？tRezOfCv
[The hangzhou as soon as one year old man stood up and have a headache, and in summer the weather is too hot... 】 Mr Yang is a hard-working able welders, even in hot weather at ordinary times, he never lazy, his clothes are always dry and wet, wet and dry. But the strange thing is, two days before, he had suddenly become lazy, dont want to get up to go to work. How did this happen? tRezOfCv]
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【鬼马女生狂吐槽：#暑假个班忙到晚上点#[二哈]】月日，在杭州市图书馆，初一的王同学和朋友来做志愿者，她吐槽自己的暑假作业“特别、特别、特别”多，语文就要看本书，另外还要上个辅导班，每天忙到晚上点，不过这个鬼马女生不断调侃，“不要小看我们的抗压能力”，“要考进一个伙食好的高...全文： m.weibo
[The ghost horse girl crazy fun # # busy summer class to night ha] [two] month day, library in hangzhou, the first day of wang and friends to do volunteer, she poking fun at his summer vacation homework, more special, special, special language to read a book, also on a remedial class, every day to night, but the ghost horse girl constant ridicule, dont look down upon our compressive ability, to get into a food good high... The full text m. eibo]
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【立体车库坍塌爱车被砸 物业却“甩锅”保险公司】最近，芜湖一小区的立体车库突然坍塌，二层的车直接掉了下来，底下季先生的车被砸得面目全非。一位保安说，事发当时有个钩子脱钩了。季先生认为此次事故应由物业承担赔偿，但他始终联系不上物业，于是将车堵住了车库的出口。之后，负责人终于现身，他...全文： m.weibo
[【 stereo garage collapsed car smashed property is jilt pot insurance company 】 recently, a district of wuhu stereo garage suddenly collapsed, fell off the car directly on the second floor, under Mr Quarter car smashed beyond recognition. A security guard, said the incident had a hook decoupling. Mr Season thinks the accident shall be borne by the property compensation, but he always contact property, so the car is blocked exports of the garage. Head finally appeared, after he... The full text m. eibo]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
【详解中国男人魅力危机 这届直男不太行？】众所周知，“中国男人为什么没有魅力”这类话题是注定能达到万+的。还有什么比吐槽直男更能收割讨论度的呢？糟糕的衣着、辣眼睛的自拍、槽点满满的语录、“猥琐”“油腻”等牢固的标签……听起来，千言万语化成一句话：中国男人缺少魅力。果真如此吗？
[【 charm, a Chinese man This session of straight men less? As is known to all, why do Chinese men no charm of this kind of topic is destined to achieve than +. What else than straight men can harvest more discussion of degree? Bad clothes, hot eyes self-time, trough point full quotations, obscene fat strong label... Sounds, words into a word Chinese men lack of charisma. Really? ]
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据爆料，章文回应称“我未强迫他人做网文中的事情”，并委托律师发表声明。 tRezKsp
[According to fact, copy from internate responded by saying Im not force others to do the things in the article, and entrust a lawyer issued a statement. tRezKsp]
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【女子为给孩子上网课高速违停 交警苦心相劝操碎心】湖北武汉，一辆轿车违停高速应急车道。司机称，孩子在上网络课程，在服务区没有信号于是开到这里。交警教育：“命比网络重要，要是把你撞了，课一辈子都上不成了。” tRezajWT
[The woman to give childrens online lesson high-speed counsel fail to stop the traffic police hard fuck broken heart 】 hubei wuhan, a car fail to stop the emergency lane. The driver said, children on the network course, in the service area so no signal here. The traffic police education life is more important than the network, if you hit, no class on the rest of my life. tRezajWT]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
围绕巴塞尔协议出版的著作清单：
巴塞尔新资本协议研究 （）
金融危机中的巴塞尔新资本协议：挑战与改进 （）
巴塞尔资本协议III 研究（）
巴塞尔资本协议 III 的实施——基于金融结构的视角 （）
巴塞尔III与金融监管大变革 （）
[Around the Basel agreement book list < br > < br > the Basel new capital accord research () < br > the new Basel capital accord in the financial crisis challenges and improvements () < br > the Basel capital accord III studies () < br > the implementation of Basel III, based on the perspective of financial structure () < br > the Basel III and big financial regulatory reforms ()]
金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
【杭州个高中生发起的原创音乐节有多牛？连邓紫棋也送上祝福视频】原本是放暑假的寂静校园，可这个夏天，浙大附中的校园简直high爆了，一场完全由高中生发起的，全国高中生自主参与表演的原创音乐节，在这里震撼上演。他们给音乐节取上了华丽的名字，“SO ME”原创，门票加售再加售，现场足足迎来了...全文： m.weibo
[[hangzhou high school students by original music festival has many cattle? Even Deng Zi chess congratulations video] was originally a summer vacation the stillness of the campus, but this summer, the campus of zhejiang university with high burst, a fully initiated by high school students, the national independent high school students to participate in the performance of original music festival, shock stage here. They on the luxuriant name for the festival, SO ME original, tickets with sales to sell more, live fully in the... The full text m. eibo]
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【资深媒体人章文被曝强奸 蒋方舟自曝曾遭其摸腿骚扰】《章文，请停止你的侵害》的文章在网上热传，作者称遭到资深媒体人章文强奸。作者表示曾受到章文威胁，并称章文事后对她说：“你永远摆脱不了做我女人的命运……”蒋方舟也在朋友圈举报章文，“我也被此人性骚扰过...”
[Senior media people copy from internate had raped Revealed jiang had been its touch legs harassment 】 the copy from internate, please stop your violation of articles on the net heat transfer, the authors said by senior media people copy from internate rape. Authors said has been threatened copy from internate, adding copy from internate later said to her do you always cant get away from me the fate of a woman... Jiang also in the circle of friends to report copy from internate, I was the man harassed... ]
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#金山夜话# 听友：老师我是那天问和男朋友在一起年想分手的。昨晚他电话一直打不通，然后微信说开了飞信模式，他说他从来没有想过和我分手，是我无理取闹，但是他的性格太古怪了，我对他很失望，想起他刚开始的承诺，结婚的誓言，觉得自己太傻了，他根本不爱我。感觉他再骗我。我真的想分手了。我却又...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listen to friends a teacher I am asked that day together years want to break up with her boyfriend. Telephone has been couldnt get through to him last night, and then WeChat wild fetion patterns, he said he never wanted to break up with me, is I unreasonable, but his character is too strange, Im very disappointed, he thought of his commitment to the beginning of the wedding vows, feel silly, he dont love me at all. Feels he cheat me again. I really want to break up. I yet... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
【史上最佛系寻狗启事！ 哈士奇屡次走丢 主人：“遭不住，捡到了请对它好点”[二哈]】日，成都汪先生的哈士奇狗跑丢，汪先生贴出寻狗启事：它估计是想当流浪狗了，三天两头往外面跑，我遭不住了，哪个捡到了对它好点就行，记得每个礼拜给它加餐斤鸡肉！[允悲]封面新闻tRePRwFQ
[The department of historys most fo find dog notice! Huskies repeatedly lost his master not, picked up on it, please point ha] [two], chengdu Mr. Wang, the husky dog run, Mr. Wang posted for dog notice it is estimated to be want to be a stray dog, three days two head ran outside, I was not to live, which picked up on it, better remember chicken meat to it every week kg! Allow sad tRePRwFQ cover news]
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一瞬间脑子突然不够用了[允悲]
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[Whats the matter?? < br > instant brain suddenly not enough [allow sad] < br > tRezaeoA]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
#家人帮家人#@风吹大裤衩：“我的购车预算在万落地，目前看中马自达CX-，奕泽，领克，在纠结中，大家还有什么推荐的？不要大众和本田。谢谢各位！”
[# @ # family help family wind big shorts my car budget in the ground, the CX - take a fancy to Mazda, yi ze, led, in the struggle, what do you suggest? Dont Volkswagen and Honda. Thank you all! ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
不就是个亿！我帮你花！不出手你就不知道我的花钱战斗力！#花钱是门技术#月日，关注@猫扑 及@弹个车 从转发中抽个人各送张《西虹市首富》电影票外加一张优酷月卡，再抽人各送出元现金红包~
[Is it not $!!! I help you take! Do not move to you dont know my money! # #, spend money is a technology, focus @ mop and @ play a car from forward personal each send a west rainbow citys richest man, the ticket plus a youku month card, again to take each send red envelopes to RMB cash]
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#金山夜话# 听友：老师好，我是一个离异无孩的男士，可能我很在乎感情和面子，我离异的原因就是她结婚是为了父母而结婚的，像我们这个地区如果男女岁不结婚都认为有毛病尤其是女孩，后来我也觉得三观不合，当时在我和她相处的时候也迷茫过，双方家人都给我做工作我除了工作稳定有住房也只能找她这样...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to friends good teacher, I am a divorced man without children, can care about my feelings and face, the reason why I divorce is to get married to parents and got married, she is like our area if the men and women aged unmarried girls in particular, all think that there is something wrong with then I also feel through out, when I get along with her also confused at that time, both my family give me work I work in addition to the stable housing could find her... The full text m. eibo]
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#金山夜话# 听友：老师好，每年这个时候单位体检报告出来的时候身边的同事都开始选择健身了，因为单位男士较多加上我们这个地区都爱喝大酒，我虽然不饮酒但提醒也略微胖些，就晚上有时间可以锻炼一下，无论男女胖都会令人另眼看待，同事为了拍结婚照为了不让女友嫌弃胖每天都去健身，都说管住嘴迈开腿...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to friends good teachers, at this time of the year unit of a medical report came out side colleagues are taking shape up, because of the large units for men and we all love to drink large wine in this area, although I dont drink but also a little fat, is in the evening can have time to exercise, both men and women fat is the other eye view, a colleague to take wedding photos in order not to let his girlfriend abandon fat to the gym every day, all say tube shut up your leg... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
#剧版镇魂# 镇魂女孩or男孩们，今天准备开启土拨鼠尖叫模式了吗？[doge]
[# # drama version azraell azraell girls or boys, today ready to open the groundhog scream mode? [doge]]
【名“儿女”自发替牺牲战友尽孝年：这是我们的父母】西安一等功臣李斌年前为国捐躯，年仅岁。他岁的父亲突发脑梗，生前多名战友自发组织，每天到医院轮班照顾。他们说战友为国捐躯，他们就要替战友尽孝，已经坚持了多年。tRggnmQ
[The name children spontaneous for sacrifice comrades filial years this is our parents 】 xian first-class hero li bin years ago died and was only years old. His father at the age of sudden cerebral infarction, had many comrades self-organizing, shift to the hospital to take care of every day. They say workers died and they shall be for comrades filial, has been for many years. tRggnmQ]
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