小浪同学爱吐槽:
【隐晦表白?女子送锦旗错别字闹笑话】月日,安徽宿松,一位遗失手提包,后得到帮助的女子给民警送锦旗。原本想写“为民服务,“忠于职守”,结果出现错别字,变成了......“为民服务,终于执手”[允悲]但警察蜀黍表示,理解她的一片心意,就收下啦↓↓tRjlxX 网友:何不两天后再送?
[[obscure express? Woman send pennants wrong character comedy tends] month day, anhui SuSong, a lost handbag, after get help women give police pennants. Originally wanted to write service for the people, dedicated , as a result, a wrong character, turned out to be... Service for the people, and finally a hand allow sad but the police said milo, understand a piece of her mind, ha la left left tRjlxX net friend why dont you send in two days? ]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
微博位置:
停下忙碌的脚步,来看看美丽的彩虹!
[Stop busy footsteps, to see the beautiful rainbow!]
发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo
金山夜话博主:
#金山夜话# 听友:我的女朋友很聪明,可却是个十足的读书无用论者,她初中毕业,在服装店卖衣服,凭自己的机灵劲儿,很快就升了店长,而且做的非常好,可是在这个瞬息万变的时代,固步自封是很危险的,我多希望她能读点书充实自己,而不是回家躺床上就看抖音,她对读书不屑一顾,我们的话题也越来越少...全文: m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to friends my girlfriend is very smart, but it is a complete reading useless, she graduated from junior high school, in the clothing store selling clothes, by our own ingenuity that has risen the manager soon, and do very well, but in this rapidly changing era, it is dangerous to stuck in the past, I hope she can read more books to enrich themselves, rather than a home in bed see trill, she shrugged off reading books, our topic is less and less... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家
金山夜话博主:
#金山夜话#
[# # jinshan night]
首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家
知乎:
#知乎盐Club# #新知青年大会# 你知道很多,还想知道更多。 月 日,北京 D-live 生活馆,@没事干研究院 @智能管家 @百雀羚 @博士伦隐形眼镜 @沪江英语 @糖人家 @DiceHobby 各位新知青年,共享新知品牌,我们不见不散 ~
[# # # zhihu salt Club# knowledge youth assembly you know a lot of, also want to know more. Month, D - live life hall, Beijing institute @ intelligent housekeeper @ @ around the sparrow gazelles @ bausch lens @ @ hj English long home @ DiceHobby each new knowledge youth, Shared knowledge brand, we be there or be square ~]
发现更大的世界
猫扑:
【街头采访日本小姐姐:男生如何第一次约会就留下好印象[喵喵]】如何在第一次约会就俘获小姐姐的芳心?日本众位小姐姐们分享了自己在约会时被男生打动的一些小细节,送花、记住女生的爱好、注意穿着等等,男生们,赶快学起来吧!tRtZ
[【 man-on-the-street interviews Japan little sister the boy how to a first date would make a good impression [meow]] how on a first date would capture the little sisters heart? Miss Japan SIRS sisters share myself in dating was most impressed by the boy a few little detail, flowers, remember that girls hobby, dressing, and so on, boys, hurry to learn! tRtZ]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作-曹先生QQ: ;杨女士QQ:
新浪汽车:
#解码新车# 【全面PLUS的全新一代朗逸,更懂国人的需求!】作为一款专门针对国内市场开发的家用紧凑级轿车,Lavida朗逸自年上市至今,已经创造了超过万的销量。全新一代朗逸升级到了大众MQB平台,在技术、外观、空间、科技化配置以及高效动力方面都做了提升。是不是很期待呢[笑而不语]
[# decoding new car # 【 comprehensive PLUS a whole new generation of lavida, more understand Chinese demand!] As a domestic market, specifically for the development of domestic compact sedan, Lavida langyi since year listed, has created more than thousands of sales. Lavida to upgrade to the new generation vw MQB platform, in technology, appearance, configuration space, science and technology and efficient motivation all did improve. [smiling without a word] is very much looking forward to?]
最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。
汽车之家:
#家家汽车文化##迈凯伦#迈凯伦S 款 .T Coupe实拍~ tRWTYAH
[# # # # McLaren McLaren house auto culture S paragraph. T Coupe will ~ tRWTYAH]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
小野妹子学吐槽:
看的心动了[跪了]
[See the crush] [kneeling]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
但斌:
@宋鸿兵五六七十年代,中国的经济结构和社会结构非常简单,警察执法以调解就能处理大部分矛盾。但现代社会已高度复杂,执法必须标准化、程序化、精确化,这是社会进步的要求。@宋鸿兵警察执法的标准方式应该做成公益广告片
[@ song hongbing s, Chinas economic structure and social structure is very simple, and the police enforce the law for mediation can handle most contradiction. But modern society has been highly complex, law enforcement should be standardized, programmed, accurate, this is the requirement of social progress. @ the standard way of song hongbing police law enforcement should be made public welfare advertisement]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
@中欧苹果熬过五月会好很多@牛市sky转发微博
[@ china-eu apple survived in May would be much better sky forwarding microblogging @ bull market]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
微博汽车:
#车评精选# 超豪华型H,红标车型更豪华,真皮座椅及内饰等,增配主动安全配置,后备箱扶手方便,十几万的售价,很良心,可以说不买不是……了![并不简单]
[Review of selected # # car super luxury H, red standard models more luxurious, leather seats and interior, do active safety configuration, trunk armrest is convenient, the similar price, very conscience, can say not to buy is not... ! [] are not simple]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞
但斌:
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
这个需要给点掌声👏👏👏
[这个需要给点掌声👏👏👏]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
[赞]@樊建川预计六月中旬开馆[握手][握手][握手]@大文小周我尽快买票去看你的私生子。
[[who] @ FanJianChuan expected opened in mid-june to shake hands [] [] shaking hands shaking hands [] @ big wen Chou I buy a ticket to see your child as soon as possible.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
@马曼然转发微博
[@ Ma Manran forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
微博汽车:
#大V聊车# 像我这样的年轻人(举手),二手车是非常实惠的选择啦,价格合适,又经过前车主的调教,通勤使用也足够,何乐不为?[坏笑]
[About car # # big V (hand) to the young people like me, a used car is very affordable choice, the price is right, before and after the owner set-up, commuter use also enough, he le? [laugh]]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞
但斌:
@股道热肠也民营企业的老板更加贪婪,过度负债,以别人的钱成就自己的野心和虚荣。难免被清算。
[@ good Joe fields is also private enterprise boss more greedy, excessive debt, in other peoples money achievement own ambition and vanity. To avoid be liquidated.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
冷笑话精选:
这又是什么奇怪的玩具?
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈好想要[二哈]
tRWgfte
[What is this strange toys? < br > ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha want to [ ha] < br > tRWgfte]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
但斌:
@羊总之花菜炒蟹#厉害了我的大茅台#
[@ sheep in short cauliflower Fried crab # # much my big maotai]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
@股道热肠也投资才是经济增长的动力所在,除了拥有印钞权的美国,谁过度消费谁死得快!由俭入奢易,由奢返俭难。过度消费是魔道。
[@ good Joe fields is also investment is the driving force of economic growth, in addition to having right to print money of the United States, who overspend who die faster! From waste into luxury yi, from luxury to return way. Excessive consumption is the magic way.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
[赞][心]
[[who] [heart]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
汽车之家:
#家人帮家人#@H爱喝百事Cola :“我的购车预算在万以内落地,两厢三厢轿车都可以,不要国产,自动挡要空间,动力够用就可以,目前看上了阅朗,但是三缸还在纠结...大家有什么好的推荐么?”
[# @ # family help family H drink Pepsi Cola my car budget within all fall to the ground, sta saloon cars can not domestic, automatic city space, the power is enough, now after reading lang, but three cylinder is struggling with... You have any good recommend? ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
小野妹子学吐槽:
想起一个老梗说,小时候比较穷方便面都不舍得一个月吃几次,梦想就是长大了能一直有方便面吃,结果长大了真的只能每天穷得吃方便面了……看来梦想还真的会实现,虽然有些不着边际,比如把自己发射到外太空,可是人总要为梦想试一试,万一实现了呢?你们说是不是这个道理?前阵子国航发起的#伴梦想着陆#...全文: m.weibo
[Remembered that an old terrier, childhood poorer instant noodles is not willing to eat a few times a month, dream is to grow up to have to eat instant noodles, the result grow up really only poor have to eat instant noodles every day... Seem to dream really do come true, although some far-fetched, such as launch yourself into outer space, but people always want to try it for dream, one thousand achieved? You say its not the truth? A while ago Air China launched a # # with dream land... The full text m. eibo]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
猫扑:
#猫扑段子#遛鸟遛兔子,大爷表示:????
[# # mop jokes LiuDiao walking the rabbit, big ye, said???? ]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作-曹先生QQ: ;杨女士QQ:
新浪汽车:
#交通万象# 英国一位房主忍受不了自己房子门口每天车经过时的噪音,竟然自制了一个假冒速度检测器,房主称,房子外大路限速为英里每小时,但大部分车都选择忽略限速标志,所以只能自己动手吓唬经过的车主了。[哈欠][哈欠][偷笑]
[# # traffic vientiane Britain a homeowners who cant stand the noise at the door every day when the car passed his house, unexpectedly made a fake speed detector, the owner said the house outside the road speed limit for miles per hour, but most of the cars choose to ignore the speed limit signs, so only scare after the owner myself. [yawn] [yawn] [laugh]]
最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。
但斌:
@股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
@云外天香go这种风投真是疯头
[@ cloud day sweet go outside the vc is really crazy]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
南方都市报:
【[衰]祖传贴膜要失业了!贴膜机器人上线,月入过万】无气泡、无失误、分钟精准贴膜……近日,湖南长沙理工大学云塘校区出现一台手机贴膜机器人,扫描二维码付款就能贴膜,可以识别一百多种主流手机型号……发明人透露,机器人一个月能收入.万元。网友:贴膜小哥哭晕在天桥~中新...全文: m.weibo
[[[failure] ancestral sticker to unemployed! The paster robot online, earning thousands 】 no bubble, no mistakes, minutes accurate sticker... Recently, the cloud pond campus of hunan changsha polytechnic university in a mobile phone sticker machine, scan the qr code payment can press, can identify more than one hundred kinds of mainstream mobile phone models... The inventor, robot can a month income. Ten thousand yuan. Net friend sticker little brother cry dizzy ~ new in tianqiao... The full text m. eibo]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
Origins悦木之源:
作为策展人,能够应对不同挑战带来的压力,作为摄影师,用镜头记录下眼中的世界。因为勇于探索的精神,才能找到自己内心更多真实的声音。你在生活中的真实面是____?点击#Origins探索真实#, Show出自己的真实身份!
[As a curator, able to cope with the challenge of different pressure, as a photographer, use camera to record in the eyes of the world. Because the enterprising spirit, to find out your own inner more real voice. You are the real face life is _____? Click on the real # # Origins to explore, Show your true identity!]
Origins悦木之源:有人只见植物草木;我们却见突破万物;你会看见悦目肌肤!
猫扑:
【最萌身高差情侣!身高差cm,男生想把女生养胖,女生想让男生变瘦[二哈]】你觉得两个人身高差多少最配?河北农业大学,一对拥有”最美身高差“的情侣曾因吵架而结缘,如今已交往半年多,男生米,女生米,两人体重相差公斤,男生想把女生养胖,女生想男生变瘦,目前女生成功。[喵喵] ...全文: m.weibo
[The most sprout height difference lovers! Poor cm tall and boy want to get a girl keep fat, girls want boys thin ha] [two] how much do you think two personal elevation difference with the most? Hebei agricultural university, a pair of has the most beautiful height difference couples quarrel had become attached to, going out together for more than half a year now, boys meters, meters, two people by kg, boys want to girls keep fat, girls to boys become thin, the girls successfully. [meow]... The full text m. eibo]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作-曹先生QQ: ;杨女士QQ:
汽车之家:
#家家新闻##帝亚一维#【概念车发布签约伙伴 帝亚一维造车进展】首款概念车发布、技术中心揭牌、核心路线发布、战略伙伴签约……月日,新造车企帝亚一维新能源汽车有限公司在江苏宜宾市发布了一系列动作,进一步展示了造车进度的同时,也宣布与一点出行、联动天翼等企业展开合作。 ...全文: m.weibo
[# every news # # #, and one dimensional 【 concept car release contract partners And one dimensional building cars progress 】 the first concept car, release of technology center, core line release, signed a strategic partner... Month, new car companies emperor villa reform energy automobile co., LTD in jiangsu province issued a series of actions, yibin city, further shows the building cars progress at the same time, also announced with a bit of travel, linkage physical, and other enterprises to cooperate. ... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
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