Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选：
    马起来看[ok]
[The horse up watching [ok]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

小野妹子学吐槽：
    每次都是见面聊天半小时，回家反省两个钟...然后下次继续犯同样的错误[跪了] ​
[Every time is to meet chat half an hour, home to reflect two clock... Then continue to make the same mistake next time] [kneeling]

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猫扑：
    #猫扑夜话# 了，想对最爱的人说些什么？大声地说出来吧！ ​
[# # mop the dorm, what want to say to favorite person? Say it out loud! ​]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作-曹先生QQ： ；杨女士QQ：

但斌：
    回复@世界投资大师从业久了，你就知道其中的可贵与价值……@世界投资大师说实话，这书看到一半就看不下去了，枯燥无味[哈哈]
[Reply @ world investment guru industry for a long time, are you aware of the value and the value... @ world investment master to tell the truth, see the book half see not bottom go to, dull (ha ha)]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

优酷：
    #上优酷看极挑##极限挑战#小绵羊张艺兴被挤马奶难住了，一脸茫然，“我真的挤不出来，这是为什么呀”，这小表情萌坏了[色]
tRnnUm ​
[Youku look very pick # # on # limit challenge # little sheep lay squeezed mare s puzzled, a face of vacant, I really crowded not to come out, this is why ah, the little expression of bad [color] < br > tRnnUm]

新浪汽车：
    [跪了][跪了][跪了]小伙伴们都是段子手@struggledj：天津交警这是准备IPO啊
[] [kneeling] [kneeling] [kneeling friends jokes hand @ struggledj tianjin traffic that it is prepared to IPO]

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金山夜话博主：
    #金山夜话# 听友：老师好，我不是特别圆滑的男士，同事的好友就在我家小区的做运动服门市的，因为和同事去年给我父亲做的运动服，三月份我觉得天气转暖专卖的有些贵，淘宝没我喜欢的样子就做了衣服，这个老板是先付款等着取，一个多月都过去了还没有做好，当时她承诺是清明时候，后来我问她说没有，又...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to friends good teacher, I am not tactful men in particular, colleagues friends do clothes outlets in my home village, because and colleagues to my father last year to do clothes, I feel the weather gets warmer monopoly of some expensive in March, taobao, didnt I made clothes, like the appearance of this boss is first payment waiting to take, all the past more than a month is not ready to, when her commitment is the tomb-sweeping day, I asked her if she says no, and then... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家

小野妹子学吐槽：
    🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳@如果我能溺于春晖：？？？那我就五个好了
[🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳@如果我能溺于春晖：？？？ I have five good]

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小野妹子学吐槽：
    谁说四个中国人赢不了[doge] ​
[Who says the [four Chinese wont doge]]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

冷笑话精选：
    @来看丑东西啊：你家玻璃好惨啊……@房东的猫语：鸟都拉瘦了
[@ to see the ugly thing your glass very miserably... @ the landlords cat birds are lost]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

小米手机：
    #每一部都是最好的自己# 今晚让我们一起回到年↓tRnCEQs ​
[# every moment is the best a # left tRnCEQs tonight, let us return to years]

探索黑科技，为发烧而生。

但斌：
    发表了博文《转载：跑步的最高境界：跑龄长，状态稳，不受伤》跑步的最高境界：跑龄长，状态稳，不受伤跑步马拉松助手今天越来越多的人将跑步作为一种生活方式，但很多人并不知道什么是正确的跑步，或者说对跑步的认tRneXH ​
[Published a blog post reprinted the highest state of running run long age, status, dont hurt, the highest state of running run long age, status, not injured running marathon assistant today more and more people will be as a way of life, but many people may not know what is right running, or to recognize tRneXH of running]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    [赞]@勇敢的心_：我们公司每人发一本都在读
[[who] @ brave heart _ we each a book reading]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    发表了博文《转载：【招商食品|深度】味蕾之花：调味品行业深度报告》【招商食品|深度】味蕾之花：调味品行业深度报告原创：杨勇胜、李晓峥等招商食品饮料今天味蕾之花，长青不衰，次第绽放调味品行业还处于发展的tRnWZj ​
[Published the post reprinted [merchants food | depth of taste buds flower the depth of the condiment industry report buds flowers China merchants food | depth 】 【 original depth of condiment industry report yong-sheng Yang, Li Xiaozheng merchants such as food and beverage taste buds flowers today, evergreen and initial bloom tRnWZj condiment industry is still in development]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    发表了博文《转载：周末读物|起底特斯拉储能业务——“繁荣增长，潜力无限”》周末读物|起底特斯拉储能业务——“繁荣增长，潜力无限”深度--富途编译-..特斯拉(tRnFO ​
[Published the post reprinted weekend reading | bottom tesla energy storage business - boom, the potential weekend reading | up bottom tesla energy storage business - boom, the potential depth -- rich way to compile -.. Tesla (tRnFO]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    对于立志于资产管理行业的人来说，《原则》一书，值得深思与反复阅读！ ​
[For people who aspire to the asset management industry, principle, to ponder and read over and over again! ​]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

微博位置：
    年月日 点分左右，东京偶遇明星五月天，详细内容请点击 tRnoCDC ​
[(date) (month) (year) dotted around, Tokyo encounter star mayday, details please click tRnoCDC]

发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo

猫扑：
    恭喜RNG！
[Congratulations on RNG!]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作-曹先生QQ： ；杨女士QQ：

猫扑：
    【男子手滑误发万元红包，“跪求”群友退回，律师：不退算不当得利】月日，河南济源一网友为向朋友证明，微信群里一次能发一万元的红包，于是在红包里输入了一万元的金额。男子手滑按了确认，心一下凉了……[笑cry]（梨视频） tREHnBq ​
[[man hand slide mistakenly sent ten thousand yuan red envelopes, kneel group of friends go back, lawyer not refund is unjust enrichment] month day, a net friend to show friends, henan jiyuan WeChat group a red envelopes to send ten thousand yuan, then input the amount of ten thousand yuan in the red envelopes. Man hand slide according to confirmed, heart a cold... [laughing cry] tREHnBq video (pear)]

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汽车之家：
    #爸爸去哪儿# 【爸爸哪也不去 奶爸独自带娃闯成都】张可，汽车之家的一名评测导购编辑，已身为人父的他，像很多上班族一样，平时陪孩子的时间不多，突然有一天发现孩子一天天长大，总得为最天真的年龄段留点儿美好的回忆，于是挑战一个人带娃闯成都，那么，这父子俩一路上会遇到什么好玩、有趣的事情呢...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # dad go 【 father which dont go to dads carry Eva into chengdu 】 relocates, car guide a review of the household of the editor, he has a father, like many office workers, there is very little time with your child at ordinary times, suddenly one day find that children grew up day by day, must to leave some memories, the most naive of ages and challenges a person with Eva into chengdu, so, this father and son will have a very fun and interesting things along the way... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

汽车之家：
    #夜福利#高贵典雅的黑暗骑士，劳斯莱斯魅影 ​
[# # night welfare elegant dark knight, Rolls-Royce phantom of the opera]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

青年时报：
    【“当时没意识到缺氧问题，一心想把飞机操纵好”[心]】强风，低温，失压，缺氧，整架飞机急速下坠……机长刘传健无法戴上氧气罩，也“无法管副驾驶”，一直专注地操纵飞机。大概五分钟后，飞机被控制到较好状态。他说，“一定不要让飞机掉下去，尽量保证更多人的安全，这是我想得最多的。...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 didnt realize that hypoxia problem at that time, a good thought the plane manipulation [heart]] strong wind, low temperature, the pressure loss, lack of oxygen, the plane fall rapidly... Captain Liu Chuanjian cant put on an oxygen mask, also cant tube the co-pilot, has been dedicated to control the aircraft. About five minutes later, the plane was controlled to good condition. He said, dont let the plane fall, as far as possible to ensure the safety of more people, this is I think the most. ... The full text m. eibo]

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小野妹子学吐槽：
    少女粉丝意外见到樱井翔本人...别看你们平时在微博上叫爱豆“老公”“老公”的很顺口，真见到爱豆也是这样当场缺氧[笑cry]tRnnUu ​
[Teenage fans accidentally see sakurai xiang himself... Dont see you at ordinary times on weibo that love bean husband husband is very smooth, I saw love beans and so on the spot [laugh cry] tRnnUu hypoxia]

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玩转instagram：
    连YSL限量版吉他唇釉都有，让我不得不夸赞一下#天猫小黑盒#了！从此拥有限量版不是梦，#真为你开新#！
[Even a YSL limited edition guitar labial glair, let me have to praise the # # Tmall little black box! From now on have limited edition is not a dream, # open new # for you!]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）

天猫：
    明天，有人要教你如何更有型！[坏笑] ​
[Tomorrow, someone to teach you how to type more! [laugh]]

天猫，阿里巴巴集团旗下网站，亚洲领先的网上商城。开始体验 ：tmall 【客服电话】

新浪汽车：
    现场气氛好燃啊[憧憬]#世界冰球锦标赛#
[The atmosphere is good combustion [hope] # # the world hockey championship]

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优酷：
    #这就是街舞#大魔王@JawnHa何展成 上线，这次不是展现超强的编舞水平，也不是说一口苏到不行的流利英文，而是被自己的中文名字给难倒了[哈哈]，写不出来纠结又可惜的小表情真的太可爱，这种反差萌最没办法抵抗了。
tRfap ​
[# # this is the street dance archenemy @ JawnHa how generative online, this time not show strong level of choreography, nor speak not Sue to fluent English, but by their Chinese names to stump (haha), small, expression not tangle and its a pity that really too lovely, the contrast of the failing to resist. < br > tRfap]

沈博阳：
    蛋壳公寓单身租客相亲大会。据说现场格调温馨气氛火爆。别小看咱这二房东的生意，等蛋壳平台上有了几百万租客，我们谁的生意都敢抢[挤眼]图是重点，这样略带桑感的故事一次又一次的在上演[心] ​
[Eggshell apartment single tenant matchmaking event. It is said that live style sweet atmosphere hot. Dont look down upon me the principal business, such as eggshell platform with millions of renters, whose business we dare to rob [eye] figure is key, so with a slight sense of story time and time again on [heart]]

天使投资人，蛋壳公寓执行董事长

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【热血沸腾！@人民陆军 来了，了解一下！[威武]】今天，人民陆军微博正式上线。一起来看看新疆军区边防团的兵哥哥们的日常。铁血男儿、能打胜仗、召之即来、来之能战……这就是我们，中国的人民陆军！霸气，为人民陆军点赞！ tRnIzFj ​
[【 excited! @ peoples army came and look at! [power]] today, the peoples armys weibo is launched. Take a look at the xinjiang military region BianFangTuan soldier brother everyday. Iron man, can win battles, can come at the drop of a hat, can from the war...... This is what we, the Chinese peoples army! Domineering, the army for the people a good point! tRnIzFj]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

林依晨Ariel：
    超哥的提醒，趕緊來打聲招呼👋😆我一切都好喔！ ​
[超哥的提醒，赶紧来打声招呼👋😆我一切都好喔！ ​]

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猫扑：
    【#快递员造惊喜反被分手#】据网友投稿，月日，北京一快递员小王因工作没陪女友惨遭分手。原来，小王与女友相约这天一起吃饭逛街，谁想到跑单量激增，忙得不可开交。女友打了无数电话催他使他心烦，两人电话里发生争吵。傍晚，小哥为了给女友赔罪提前收工，并特意买了鲜花打算给女友惊喜，不...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 # break up made a surprise by Courier # contribute according to netizens, month, a Beijing Courier wang were not accompany his girlfriend broke up because of the job. It turns out that wang one day to have dinner with his girlfriend to go shopping, who thought of running orders, busy as a bee. His girlfriend made numerous calls to rush him made him upset, row two telephone. In the evening, the little brother in order to make amends to give his girlfriend call it a day ahead of schedule, and specially bought your girlfriend flowers going to surprise, no... The full text m. eibo]

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新浪汽车：
    [偷乐][偷乐][偷乐]@在麦田里东张西望：以后汽车出厂是不是要标配测距仪
[[steal joy] [steal joy] [steal joy] @ in wheat field look in all directions after the car factory is to standard range finder]

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巴曙松：
    tRncoLz洞察股神 ​
[TRncoLz insight into strands of god]

金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

南方都市报：
    【险！小女孩翻窗坠下 他狂奔米徒手接住[心]】近日，重庆一综合市场附近，一小女孩从二层窗户翻出，掉在一楼门市上方的雨棚上，随时可能摔下来。正在打电话的门市老板张云看到后，立即扔下电话，狂奔冲刺米，在孩子掉下的瞬间将其一把接住。事后他说：“心里也害怕，但当时就想把她救到。”[赞]（...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 risks! The little girl turned down his window run meters unarmed caught [heart]] recently, chongqing, near a comprehensive market turned out a little girl from the second floor window, fell on the ground floor outlets at the top of the canopy, could fall off at any time. Is on the phones outlets boss zhang yun, see immediately after dropping the phone, run sprints meters, at the instant of the child fall will be one of the catch. Afterwards, he said in the mind also afraid, but want to save to her at that time. [who] (... The full text m. eibo]

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