夏天到了，该减肥了[doge]
tRHOLC
[Summer arrived, the reduce weight [doge] < br > tRHOLC]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
【进出电影院记住这几点】又要到周末了！不忙的晚上，待在电影院里，捧着爆米花、看着电影，是不是想想都觉得舒服。在享受惬意夜晚的时候，这些安全知识你应该先知道！tRnOGgw
[In and out of the cinema remember these points and to the weekend! Not busy night, stay in the movie theater, holding popcorn, watching movies, is to think about all feel comfortable. Enjoying the nice night, the safety knowledge you should know! tRnOGgw]
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哈哈哈哈笑死，全程高能小学生演讲《我的梦想就是发财》[跪了] tRTDdZe
[Ha ha ha ha smile dead, all the high-energy pupil speech my dream is to become rich] [kneeling tRTDdZe]
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#论坛精选日报#【和你最好的时光 遇见途观L TSI】经过几年的努力，也有了点积蓄，换车的想法就蠢蠢欲动了，因为第一部车是轿车，所以第二部车首选SUV。各种因素决定下最后选择途观L，全家人纠结豪华还是旗舰，仔细对比两个车配置后本人拍板，我就要顶配的了！经过一系列手续办理和等待，终于提车了...全文： m.weibo
[# # BBS of hits daily [and youd better time Meet the way L TSI 】 after years of efforts, also have some savings, to change the idea of motion, because the first car is a car, so the second preferred SUV car. Under a variety of factors determine the final choice way L, the whole family with luxury flagship, after carefully comparing two car configuration clappers, Im going to top match! After a series of procedure and waiting, finally the car... The full text m. eibo]
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岛国今日最热的一条社会新闻：一名身着白T恤短裤的小男孩，入夜造访新潟县南鱼沼一家民宅，直接问主人“今晚让我住这吧，我什么家务活都能帮忙”，遭到拒绝后，男童甩下一句“你不认识我吗？”，骑自行车离开。随后警方展开搜查，至今未能找到男童，更蹊跷的是，周边民家并未有男童走失，当地小学也没...全文： m.weibo
[Island of todays hottest a social news a boy wearing white t-shirts, shorts, niigata county south fish at night visit bogs a residence, directly ask the host tonight let me live it, I what housework can help, was rejected after boy shook down a dont you know me? Leave, riding a bicycle. Later, police raids have been unable to find a boy, more suspicious, local family did not have boys around lost, the local primary school didnt also... The full text m. eibo]
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#知乎盐Club# #新知青年大会# 下午的「新知潮向」演讲环节，第一位演讲者，「幽默是一种性感的刚需」，来自笑友文化 CEO、《吐槽大会》人气卡司 @史炎nacl
[# # # zhihu salt Club# knowledge youth assembly speech to new knowledge of link in the afternoon, the first speaker, humor is a kind of sexy just need , from friends laugh culture CEO, poking fun at the conference sentiment card company @ Shi Yan nacl]
发现更大的世界
#壹钱包#李诞池子在魔都末班地铁出没！没有偶遇到他们的小仙女们赶紧点开视频围观这趟#深夜地铁解压专列#！@壹钱包tRYhPCK
[# # this wallet lee Christmas pool in the magic are haunted by the last subway! Did not run into their little fairies hurry to open video watching this # # extract subway train in the middle of the night! @ this wallet tRYhPCK]
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【宠物店门口栓比特犬，死咬过路男童不松口[怒]】月日，重庆一家宠物店门口拴着的比特犬，突然扑向过路的男童，紧紧咬住不放。男童大腿受伤，已送医。宠物店老板称：这个肯定是有错的，会负责男童的治疗费用。提醒宠物主人：看管好自家的宠物，避免伤及他人。tRTJCib
[Pet shops in the pit bull, die bite passing boy held on [anger]] month day, chongqing with a pet shops in a pit bull, suddenly pouncing on passing boy, magnificent. The boy a thigh injury, has been hospitalized. The pet shop owner said this must be wrong, will be responsible for the boys treatment. Remind pet owners look after their pets, to avoid hurting others. tRTJCib]
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#壹钱包#哈哈哈论段子技能谁都不扶就扶蛋总和池子哥。这趟#深夜地铁解压专列#，满满的知识点！
[# # this wallet theory of ha, ha, ha jokes skills who had helped egg combined ChiZiGe didnt help. This # # extract subway train in the middle of the night, full of knowledge.]
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网友神评论：out了！现在都跳嘟啦嘟啦了！[摊手][允悲][允悲]
[The net friend comment on god out! Now all jump du du!!!! [stand hand] [allow sad] [allow sad]]
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#车迷猜猜猜# 哈里王子大婚彩排，猜猜王子王妃的座驾是什么？[吃瓜]
[# # fans to guess harry wedding dress rehearsal, and guess what is the prince, princess car? [eat the melon]]
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“顺风车风波”后，会影响你使用吗？[思考]
[Ride the wave, affect you use? [thinking]]
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遇到戾气重、负能量满满的人怎么办？
生命的%在于你创造了什么，而%是在于你怎么去接受。也许每个人都有负能量的时候，但如何去表达和接受就显得尤为重要[并不简单]
tRTgzXB
[Rage is heavy and negative energy full of people? < br > the % of life lies in what you created, and % is how do you go to accept it. Maybe everyone has a negative energy, but it is very important how to express and accept [] are not simple < br > tRTgzXB]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
大白菜 土豆子 地瓜@卖不出衣服的店主：白菜 土豆 红薯@asteroid-：白菜。。洋芋。。红薯@绾娘酱：大白菜，马铃薯，番薯@猫跟你都想了解·：大白菜 土豆 苕
[Chinese cabbage potatoes son sweet potato @ couldnt sell the clothes shop owner cabbage potato @ asteroid - cabbage.. Tom yam. Sweet potato @ wan niang sauce Chinese cabbage, potatoes, sweet potatoes @ cat with you all, want to know Chinese cabbage potatoes shao]
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#今天你绿了吗# 关于新能源车有什么问题都可以在@新浪e站 这里问哦，专业的解答，有问必回！
[# # today do you have the green of new energy vehicles have what problem can be @ sina e station Here ask oh, professional solutions, have asked will be back!]
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#家家长测##Sienna# 【乘坐及储物空间体验 Sienna长期测试()】时隔两周，Sienna的长测文章又和大家见面了。本期内容我们主要为大家介绍Sienna的车内储物空间及乘坐空间体验。从使用感受方面，Sienna有着相当丰富的储物格与杯架，并且也能满足名成年人的乘坐需求，闲话少叙，我们直接进入正题。...全文： m.weibo
[Test # # # home parents Sienna# 【 take and store object space to experience the Sienna long-term test () 】 after two weeks, the Sienna long articles and meet you again. We mainly introduce the current content of the Sienna in-car storage space and experience in space. From the aspects of feeling, Sienna has quite rich storage and beverage holder, and also can meet the need of adults who ride, gossip less Syria, we directly get into the business. ... The full text m. eibo]
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【司机点外卖得知服务生贫困 竟留下美元小费】美国俄克拉荷马州一名餐厅女服务生母亲节在餐厅工作时，和一名买外卖的卡车司机偶尔攀谈，对方得知她拮据的近况后，竟然一共付了美元的高额小费！当被问到为何捐出这么多钱时，卡车司机说：“人们若只顾着自我满足，金钱的意义便只是数字而已，当...全文： m.weibo
[【 driver some take-out learned that poverty has left the dollar tip waiter] Oklahoma a restaurant waitress works in a restaurant, mothers day and bought a delivery truck driver talk once in a while, the other learned that her poor after recent situation, actually paid for a total of $large tips! When asked why to donate so much money, the truck driver said, if people are obsessed with complacency, the significance of money are just Numbers, when... The full text m. eibo]
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【“微信小美女”竟是年近六旬的大妈[衰]】近日，江苏海安城南派出所接到报警，一男子称自己在微信上被一个“女孩”骗了一万多块，没想到“女孩”落网后，竟是名近六旬的大妈。经查，该嫌疑女子今年五十多岁，平日里不工作，但是很爱花钱，她注册了三个微信号，把自己包装成一个多岁的小美女，不停地...全文： m.weibo
[【 WeChat little beauty was nearly years of aunt [failure]] recently, jiangsu haian city police received a report to the police, a man said he be a girl on WeChat lied to more than ten thousand pieces, I didnt think were arrested after the girl, was nearly s aunt. As, suspected the woman more than years old, who doesnt work, but very love to spend money, she signed up for three WeChat ID, wrap himself as a more than a little miss, kept... The full text m. eibo]
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今日问题：这几个蔬菜在你的老家，依次叫做啥？
[Todays question these vegetables in your hometown, in turn is called what? ]
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这戏也太多了吧[费解]
[This play too much [difficult]]
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被羊驼追是种什么样的感受？
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈羊驼也太萌了吧[跪了]
tRTuMrX
[Is alpaca is a kind of what kind of feeling? < br > ha ha ha ha ha ha ha alpaca also too MOE] [kneeling < br > tRTuMrX]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
害怕刚毕业面试躲不过HR雷区？不知道职场必备技能是什么？怎么穿都摆不脱稚嫩学生气？#上海女子图鉴# 的罗海燕@演员王真儿 和《北京女子图鉴》的陈可@戚薇 ，一起来告诉你初入职场妹子的正确打开方式~ tRTuhvH
[Afraid of hiding but HR minefield graduate interview? Dont know what work skills are necessary. How to wear all arent young student? King # # Shanghai womens map hai-yan luo @ actor son and the Beijing womens map of appalling @ stephy, together to tell you the correct entry sister ~ tRTuhvH open way]
十二星座的周末计划[羞嗒嗒]
白羊：周末啦，出去浪浪走，说走就走，立马！现在！
摩羯：我要制定下周的工作计划。
金牛：家里洗衣液没有啦，超市大促屯一波，算一下哪个比较便宜呢？
处女：大扫除大扫除！不能放过半根头发！绝不！
水瓶：周末？要不约个小哥哥？还是算了吧，自己呆着多开心～
双鱼：喝...全文： m.weibo
[The zodiac weekend plans [shame clicking] < br > the weekend, go out to sea waves, said go go, right away! Now! < br > Capricorn I want to make the work plan for next week. < br > Taurus laundry detergent at home no, large supermarkets and promote a chariot wave, see which is cheaper? < br > virgin cleaning cleaning! Cannot put half a hair! Never! < br > water bottles the weekend? Not about little brother? Forget it, alone how happy ~ < br > Pisces drink... The full text m. eibo]
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【小学生演讲：我的梦想就是发财 有钱才能自由过一生[吃瓜]】日，杭州一所小学开展《我有一个梦想》演讲比赛。一小学生语出惊人：“我的梦想就是发财！”我不像前几个人说的那么伟大，发财了要去捐款。“好不容易发了一笔财，给别人发？不太实际吧！”台下发出阵阵掌声，学生家长边拍边感慨“完了完...全文： m.weibo
[The pupil speech my dream is to become rich Rich to free life [eat the melon]], a primary school in hangzhou I have a dream speech contest. Appears once a pupil my dream is to become rich! Im not so great as a few people say, be rich to donate. Very not easy made a fortune, send someone else? Not real! The audience a burst of applause, parents take while regrets over the... The full text m. eibo]
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【男生毕业前用箱零食表白女友：愿余生死磕到底[doge]】日，@南阳理工学院 一大四男生用箱零食堆成心型表白女友。男生称女友岁，爱吃零食，就用箱零食表白，补偿他之前没有参与的岁月，希望两人以后能死磕到底。最后，男生将零(狗)食(粮)分给围观同学。tRjCl
[The boy before graduation box snack girlfriend I love more than willing to life and death upon exactly [doge]], @ nanyang institute of technology, a senior boys do box type snacks of chuang-tzu girlfriend. Boy said his girlfriend, love to eat snacks, box snacks, compensation before he was not involved in time, hope to die when two people upon it. Finally, the boy will be zero (dog) food (food) to onlookers. tRjCl]
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D城市 重庆
[D city of chongqing]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）
下午别忘了来看看！你们的美锐@周锐Zee 两点有表演哦～顺便记得来买杯义卖咖啡，支持抗战老兵公益项目[爱你]
[Dont forget to look at in the afternoon! The beauty of your sharp @ Zhou Rui Zee two performance oh ~ by the way, remember to buy a cup of coffee, support the Anti-Japanese War veterans public welfare projectslove you]
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#分钟全世界#好莱坞在政治正确的窠臼中慢慢变老，戛纳正因为女性而焕发青春。tRmkGBdS
[The world # # minutes Hollywood grow old in the politically correct path, cannes is rejuvenated by women. tRmkGBdS]
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[doge]@减肥吐槽社：上辈子溜鸟不够爽 这辈子自己做鸟[doge]
[[doge] @ weight loss fun club shangbeizi bird is not great Do your own bird [doge] in my life]
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这就是舞者 这就是街舞 纪录片 幕后 #这就是街舞#千里之行始于足下，想起当初与街舞结缘，一步步走来，再苦再累也值得[亲亲] 多的是你不知道的事！今晚上线~在优酷等你！tRTNAT
[This is where the dancer is street dance documentary # # this is the street dance every journey begins with one step behind the scenes, remind of affinity with street dance, walking step by step, again painstakingly again tired, also is worth more than [kiss] you dont know! Online to wait for you in youku tonight! tRTNAT]
#猫扑段子#妈妈总是抱怨你都不帮她[摊手] tRTZdv
[# # mop jokes mother always complain that you dont help her stand hand tRTZdv]
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前世一定是中国老大爷吧...tRTYpf
[Past must be a Chinese old man... tRTYpf]
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明天是#勇敢表白 大声说出爱#不论此时的你是在享受甜蜜，还是在追逐爱的路上，相信再多的话语都不及一句“我爱你”来的直接，那就赶快参与活动吧！对你心中的那个他她大声表白，说出那句最浪漫的话，就有机会获得家家为你准备的爱的礼物！ tRWObdA
[Tomorrow is # # brave say out loud I love love no matter when you are enjoying the sweet, or the way in the pursuit of love, believe that no amount of discourse is not as good as a word I love you to directly, then hurry to participate in activities! On your heart that he she professed loudly, say that the most romantic words, will have access to every gift of love for you! tRWObdA]
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