小野妹子学吐槽：
这三种菜，在你家乡分别叫什么？...和群里小伙伴讨论，发现天南海北没有一个一样的[允悲]
[The three vegetables, call in your hometown? ... And a group of friend to discuss, none found that absorbs the same [allow sad]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
思想聚焦：
你要达到一定的标准，这是让你不懈怠的一个原因。非常喜欢李安说的这段话！[心]
[You want to reach a certain standard, it is one of the reasons that you dont slack off. Very like lee said this passage! [heart]]
QQ 投稿邮箱：@qq
青红造了个白：
复联客栈[黑寡妇][雷神][美国队长][浩克][钢铁侠][蜘蛛侠][格鲁特]
[Multiple inn [black widow] [the quake] [captain America] [hulk] [iron man] [spider-man] [grout]]
村长小舅子兼妇女主任，村中一霸！
英国报姐：
戚薇灭霸无限手套，握个眼影盘就能做一套，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈感觉灭霸哭晕在厕所[笑cry]三声响指，完了完了感觉我好像要消失了！[允悲]tRlUXu
[Stephy bully infinite gloves, hold an eye shadow can do a set of, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha feel out the bully cry dizzy [laugh cry] three ring in the toilet, over over feeling I as if to disappear! [allow sad] tRlUXu]
国外各种好玩的，报姐带你看世界
人民日报：
【驾校教练当众掀女学员裙子摸大腿 已被辞退行拘天[怒]】近日，贵州威宁一驾校女学员称多次遭到男教练猥亵。当事女学员称，教练连续天骚扰自己，“甚至把手伸胸口，还掀裙子”。驾校表示已经开除涉事教练，道歉、退学费。目前，该教练已被@威宁公安 处以行政拘留天。tRlVQB
[The driving school coach lift woman skirt touch thighs have been fired in public arrested days [anger]] recently, guizhou weining a driving school female students said many times by male coach obscene. Party, according to the female students harass his coach consecutive day, even reached his chest, lift the skirt. Involved coach dribing school says it has fired from an apology, tuition refund. At present, the coach has been @ weining public security administrative detention days. tRlVQB]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
wu2198：
创业板指数今天的预期是点,截止目前试了.点,大盘指数试了.点.....收在.点（预期是之上），虽然指数预测不够准确，但是这个赞你应该给！
[The gem index is expected today, so far tried. Points, the market index tried.... In. Point (expected), although the index forecast is not accurate, but you should give the praise! ]
我wu是炒股农民没Q号,没微信号,没Q群,没助手,没团队,不荐股,不办班,不理财,不卖书,不卖软件,不涉及任何钱物往来,不会主动联系任何网友.
国民老岳父公：
#萌宠红人周# 第N次不正规家庭会议 tRlpHlh
[# # N times of pet reds weeks tRlpHlh informal family meeting]
微博第一尴尬段子手的工作邮箱@qq
人民网：
【婚礼前准新娘突然发飙：婚后各过各的！只因男方拒在房产证上加她名字】乐乐与男友筹备婚礼。但男友提出拒绝在房产证上加她名字，于是她提出一系列婚前要求：不帮男方还房贷，只出%生活开销；不做全职太太，琐碎事二人分担；不照顾男方父母。为此她也不要彩礼。（广州日报）tRlSMkT
[Prospective bride before the wedding suddenly angry each had its own after marriage! Because the man shown in house property card with her name lele wedding with her boyfriend. But her boyfriend refused to add her name on house property card is put forward, and then she put forward a series of prenuptial requirements not to help the man also mortgages, will produce only % living expenses; Dont do full-time wife, trivial things two people share; Dont take care of parents. She dont dowry. TRlSMkT (guangzhou daily)]
报道全球 传播中国
林志玲：
[心]把爱带回家[心]
[[heart] take love home [heart]]
公益合作：chilingjj.org 工作洽談：clgreatchance@gmail
冷笑话精选：
杯盖丢了怎么办？这个神奇的技能你一定要学起来！先马住，以后用得到[并不简单]
tRlCvjS
[Lid is lost? You must learn this magical skills. Horses live first, later use [] are not simple < br > tRlCvjS]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪娱乐：
【GAI周延重庆举行婚礼泪洒现场】@GAI周延 与王斯然的婚礼日在重庆举行，迎亲环节，新郎GAI与伴郎团堵门迎亲，在指压板跳绳，掀盖头，卖萌五连拍……现场笑声不断[心]向长辈敬茶改口时，两位新人动容落泪，还与父母紧紧抱在一起，特别感人。祝福[心]#Gai结婚#tRlpylq
[GAI perfect wedding tears in chongqing site 】 【 @ GAI comprehensive and Wang Siran wedding day held in chongqing, procession, GAI and the groom, holds the ball door yingqin, in refers to linking piece rope skipping, lift the curtain and show MOE five shoot... The scene laughter [heart] to elders tea now, two new distressful tears, also held together with parents, particularly moving. Blessed [heart] # # tRlpylq Gai marriage]
新浪娱乐
美国妇产科医生：
分娩进行时[愛你][愛你]
[During childbirth love you [] [] love you]
妇产科、不孕不育、第三代试管婴儿、合法美国代孕。
中国新闻网：
#小新在直播#【你的首饰是真品吗？专家教你练就火眼金睛】什么是K金、足金？黄金首饰带久了为什么会发白？蓝宝石一定是蓝色的吗？面对眼花缭乱的珠宝首饰，如何才能快速鉴别真伪，拥有一双火眼金睛呢？今天，小新邀请相关专家面对面教你鉴别。干货来袭，快拿小本本记好！ tRlKOT .
[# # small new in live [your jewelry is genuine? Experts teach you practice drawn 】 what is K gold, pure gold? Why gold jewelry with a long white? Sapphire must be blue? In the face of dazzling jewelry, how to quickly identify authenticity, have a pair of critical? Today, small new invite relevant experts to teach you face to face identification. Dry, quick take small laptop remember well! TRlKOT.]
这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。
央视新闻：
【一起来看“空中F”！世界智能无人机竞速赛[并不简单]】 今天，世界智能无人机竞速赛在天津开赛，世界各地的飞手齐聚天津，上演一场无人机的“速度与激情”！无人机竞速场地是啥样？设置了怎样的比赛环节？考验飞手们哪些技巧？#央视新闻微直播#带你看↓（央视记者王烁） tRlNnlk .
[The F air together. The intelligent unmanned aerial vehicle (uav) club RACES [] are not simple 】 today, the world of intelligent unmanned aerial vehicle (uav) club RACES in tianjin, all over the world who gathered in tianjin, stage a drone speed and passion! Unmanned aerial vehicle (uav) venue is what? What kind of game set out there? What skills test fly the hand? # # micro CCTV news broadcast took you see left (CCTV reporter wang shuo) tRlNnlk.]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
YouTube精选：
三星发布了一支Galaxy S的广告片，建议用户放弃旧的iphone，顺便嘲讽了一波iPhoneX的刘海以及苹果的降频设置[doge]......三星真会玩，s的刘海父子有点意思[并不简单] tRlaQv
[Samsung launched a Galaxy S AD, suggest user to abandon the old iphone, mocking a wave of iPhoneX bang and apple drop frequency setting [doge]... Samsung can really play, s bang and his son is a little mean [] are not simple tRlaQv]
合作QQ：
艺股：
我发表了头条文章《人气打赏，打赏以上的土豪可以互粉》 tRlXBXW
[I published articles headlines the sentiment to admire, exceptional or more local tyrants can be mutually when fans tRlXBXW]
注意备用号艺股传奇，其他全部是假冒的
笑多了会怀孕：
我什么时候才可以像你这么优秀？ tRWEyRH
[When can I like you so good? tRWEyRH]
爱笑的人运气不会太差。商务洽谈QQ：
全球创意搜罗：
个创意放飞的DIYs，学会就可以装逼了！很实用！[good]tRHqnVB
[A creative release DIYs, society can pack to force! Very useful!! [good] tRHqnVB]
★ 好奇的小眼睛，致力于发现生活最有趣的创意。商务合作请加QQ：
马伯庸：
[允悲]
[[allow sad]]
朴实刚健，情绪多变，事少食烦，低调爱现。
英国报姐：
当一只被主人深爱的狗狗去世之后，它会被给予两个选择，一个是穿过彩虹桥然后等待它的主人，另一个是加入不眠不休的守护军团，保护世界不受恶魔侵害…Reddit上一位网友从狗狗的视角写的一个故事，看着看着泪目了[悲伤]
[When a beloved dog dies by host, it will be given two choices, one is through the rainbow bridge and then wait for its master, the other one is of a join sleepless guardian legions, protect the world from the demons against... Reddit from the perspective of a dog, a netizen wrote a story, watch the tears eye [sad]]
国外各种好玩的，报姐带你看世界
翟天临：
祝贺@爱奇艺 世界大会圆满成功，昨日推介了两部戏，刚杀青的《原生之罪》和马上开机的《买定离手我爱你》。那么问题来了，金牌编剧@溦溦张 沉重的吐槽了我的这条花裤子。怎么办？怎么办？我觉得我拉低了他们三位美女的审美趣味[泪]我烧了它。[泪]
[Congratulations to @ iQIYI World conference a complete success, yesterday introduced two plays, just pushes the original sin and immediately start up buy off hand I love you. So the question comes, gold medal screenwriter @ Wei Wei heavy poking fun at the flower of my pants. How to do? How to do? I think Im down their three aesthetic beauty tears I burned it. [] of tears]
工作联系电话： 王小姐 邮箱：ztl@mttop
杀马特强子：
社会小伙精神在，到哪都是实力派。 tRlKFZX
[Social young in spirit, to which is strength. tRlKFZX]
二①，峩葒遍宇宙，二①，峩從茴巅峰。
新剧不能停：
#IU# #李善钧#【《#我的大叔#》大结局剧评（）：李至安&大叔篇——再弱小的人都有治愈别人的力量~ 至安：“大叔，谢谢你对我这么好。” 大叔：“至安，是你救活了我。”】tRlKAC
（@新剧不能停 原创剧评 谢绝转载）
这是一部教会人爱的人生之剧。
这部剧中的男女主角，有过一次强吻
[# # # # IU# seon-gyun lee ( my uncle # finale e-network () Li Zhian & uncle article -- and weak person has a cure the power of others ~ to Ann uncle, thank you so good to me. uncle to the Ann, you saved me. TRlKAC < br > (@ new cannot stop original e-network declined reprint) < br > this is a church people love the drama of life. < br > the leading character of the men and women, there was a strong lips]
最有深度和诚意的追剧博 合作请私信。本博剧评、图文均为原创，谢绝转载，如有抄袭必追究法律责任！
帕丽扎提Parissa：
直播下午茶饭饭 #直播红人周#tRloii（下载App->tRQZfuu）
[Live not in the afternoon meal # # live reds weeks tRloii (download App - > tRQZfuu)]
淘宝店：金苹果帕丽扎提；公众号：兔儿宝唠嗑呢。工作业务联系林女士，电话：--，邮箱：appleparissa@
钱正昊：
月日 星期五 天气阴 心情☀ 今天要见到你们 很开心
P.S.变天了大家注意安全哦！
#钱正昊的正好时光#
[On Friday the cloudy weather mood ☀ today was very happy to meet you < br > P.S. change everyone pay attention to safety! < br > just the time # # Qian Zhenghao]
湖南亚歌文化旗下艺人 mail：ycaa@youngerculture
文怡：
不管任何原因，最后一个上电梯，结果被滴滴滴报警，再在众目睽睽之下灰溜溜的下去，都是一件有点儿尴尬滴事儿，尤其对我现在的这个体重和身型[泪]
[No matter any reason, the last one on the elevator, the result was drops drip alarm, then flew down and under the eyes is a a little embarrassed thing, especially for I now of the body weight and body (tears)]
工作电话： 。课堂电话-。中年已婚女吃主。吃，喝，玩，乐，健走，瞎画，是我生命中最重要的事儿。
扒姐来了：
“小哥哥小哥哥，网恋吗，我雷佳音”
来自雷佳音的土味情话了解一下，清爽暴击[doge]
tRlrJT
[Little brother elder brother, the net love? I mine better sound < br > < br > from earth taste sweet nothings know mine better sound, relaxed and crit [doge] < br > < br > tRlrJT]
打小就美！
季箐：
真正喜欢的东西，你很少考虑性价比，就像真正喜欢的人，合不合适，当时真的不太在意。
[Really like, you seldom consider price, like of the person you like, really not appropriate, then really dont pay too much attention. ]
愿深情都会被温柔以待。【除非微博私信回复，其余都是骗子，从未参加任何节目】
央视新闻：
【从史前到明初，一起穿越古今[憧憬]】来贵州，看庞大化石群；到南京，以“舞”为线索，穿越古今；去云南，揭开古滇国神秘面纱；回北京，聆听我国现有古乐中惟一按代传袭的京音乐。#央视新闻微直播#，带你#一起逛博物馆#！（总台记者史超杰 徐大为 王溪 罗子英 李文蕊） tRlohft .
[【 from prehistoric to Ming, together through the ancient and modern [hope]] to guizhou, see huge fossil; To nanjing, in order to dance as the clue, through ancient and modern. Go to yunnan, to uncover the ancient dian kingdom mystery; Back to Beijing, to listen to our country existing accompanied only by generation of Beijing music. # # # micro CCTV news broadcast, take you go to museum together #! (reporter Shi Chaojie at reception Da-wei xu Wang Xi Luo Ziying Li Wenrui) tRlohft.]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
wu2198：
要表白的话，就回个贴或点个赞吧！tRlqN
[To vindicate, returned to a stick or points a praise! tRlqN]
我wu是炒股农民没Q号,没微信号,没Q群,没助手,没团队,不荐股,不办班,不理财,不卖书,不卖软件,不涉及任何钱物往来,不会主动联系任何网友.
影视大魔王：
【鞠婧祎 白娘子】
#鞠婧祎新白娘子传奇# 新小白的形象了解一下？这次的造型比起“温婉”更靠“仙”和“灵气”，直觉这版会是不一样的白素贞！不吹不黑，反正#鞠婧祎# 这个颜值我还是服气的[并不简单] tRlxDyf
[【 JuJing yi The white niang son 】 < br > # JuJing yi new image of the white niang son legend # new small white? The modelling of the more than wen wan rely on fairy and aura, intuition, this version is not the same lady bai! Dont blow not black, but # JuJing yi # the appearance level I was convinced [] are not simple tRlxDyf]
有态度的影评（我就不上我就逼逼！）
李云飞-豪七的爸比：
前阵子还叫爸爸妈妈，最近不玩活了，怎么都不叫，这不，又学会新技能了[笑而不语] tRlKORo
[A while ago also call mom and dad, dont play live recently, how to dont call, it doesnt, and learn new skills for [smiling without a word] tRlKORo]
谋事在人，成事在天！微信公众号：先知窝窝（xzww-）
澎湃新闻：
【女学员科目二驾车“把墙考穿”】tRlCZ 月日，江苏淮安，一名女学员考科目二侧方停车时，把油门当刹车横跨考场“穿墙而出”。一位教练称该考场是新的，可能是学员不熟悉坏境导致了事故，所幸人无大碍。@七环视频（视频来源：江苏网络电视台 网络）tRlCZu
[The female students subject two driving test in the wall 】 tRlCZ month day, huaian, jiangsu province, a female students to take an examination of course two side parking, the accelerator when braking across the examination room wall. A coach said that the venue is new, may be students are not familiar with the bad condition caused the accident, but people. @ seven ring video (video sources jiangsu television network) tRlCZu]
有内涵的时政新媒体
Fancystyle：
好不容易有一组照片发发
刚好可以换头像了[吃瓜][吃瓜]帮我选选哪个好！！
摄影妆发创意：@摄影师NANA-C
[Very not easy to have a set of photos have < br > just can change the headeat the melon eat the melon help me choose to choose which good!! < br > send creative photography makeup @ photographer NANA - C]
大哥是我～工作+微信，仅限工作哦
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