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平安北京：
#我在岗位上#自觉遵守交通规则，平平安安过大年！喝酒不开车，开车不喝酒！ tRfmCsmS
[# # I in post consciously abide by traffic rules, in holidays! Dont drink and drive, drive dont drink! tRfmCsmS]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

金山夜话博主：
#金山夜话# 听友：老师我有两个问题我很自卑，但是我不知道我为什么自卑，有时候跟别人说话或者人多了被调侃就会脸红，我自己也觉得很丢人，有什么方法能克制一下吗？我做事情很难坚持下来，总是三分钟热度，特别懒，有什么办法能让我改变一下吗？我就是特别迷茫，不知道怎么规划自己的未来？金山...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listen to the teacher friends I have two questions I am very self-abased, but I dont know why I feel inferior, talk with others or more people are sometimes fun will blush, I also feel very ashamed, what method can exercise restraint? I do things are difficult to stick, always three minutes heat, so lazy, what method can let me change it for me? Im especially confused, dont know how to plan their future? Jinshan... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家

优酷：
我们对自己的身体究竟了解多少？#你说的都对#带你近距离“接触”自己的身体[doge]你知道吗？移植心脏后性格会变[吃惊]我们人体存在很多Bug！...这些也就算了，人都是由肛门变出来的？！[费解]这就非常让优酷君焦头烂额了[二哈]tRRiFVL
[Do we really know about their bodies? # # you said all right with you close contact her body [doge] do you know? Character will change after heart transplantation [surprised] we human exist a lot of bugs! ... These also calculate, is from the anus to come out? ! [difficult] its very make youku gentleman with two ha tRRiFVL]

优酷：
#看歌手来优酷#@officialJessieJ 摇滚三场雨之一的紫雨在#歌手#的现场下起来了，“结石姐”演绎的这一场紫雨有没有下进你的心里呢？
tRRRECT
[# see singer to youku # @ officialJessieJ rock purple rain, one of the three rain under the field of # # singer, stone of elder sister deductive did this a purple rain down into your heart? tRRRECT]

冷笑话精选：
这套路可以[doge]@i袁叔：这年头小偷没点才艺都不行了
[This formula can be [doge] @ I Yuan Shu this year the thief didnt point talent all not a line]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

但斌：
菲斯王宫的大门
[The gate, the kings palace]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

冷笑话精选：
网上的你VS现实的你，扎心了！一个讽刺的短片《虚假的我》，网络是虚拟的，但生活是真实的，不要因为网络迷失了自己[并不简单]
tRRejGq
[Online you VS reality of you, the heart! A satirical short film fake me, the network is virtual, but life is real, dont cry because it is the network lost themselves [] are not simple tRRejGq]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

汽车之家：
#家家新闻##福特汽车#【谢幕之作限量辆福克斯RS限量版官图】日前，福特汽车官方表示，德国Saarlouis工厂将在月日正式结束第三代福克斯RS车型的生产工作，同时福特将面向英国市场独家销售辆福克斯RS Heritage Edition限量版车型，作为福特Escort（Focus的直系鼻祖）在英国问世周年的纪念。...全文： m.weibo
[# every news # # # ford 【 a morbid limited Fox RS limited Edition before the official figure 】, ford motor, officials said the German Saarlouis plant will be the third generation at the end of the date of formal fox RS models of production work, while ford will be sold to the British market exclusive a fox RS Heritage Edition limited Edition models, as ford Escort immediate ancestor (Focus) appeared in Britains anniversary. ... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷：
亚瑟王@辰亦儒演技大爆发，将失去心爱女人之痛表演的淋漓尽致，跟大家分享自己表演心得的同时，也不忘告诉观众要懂得珍惜当下，珍惜自己的爱人，看来当了#终极一班#班导以后就是不一样哦，为敬业和暖心的男神点个大大的赞！[赞]
tRRwvGvR
[King Arthur @ Calvin acting outbreak, will lose a beloved woman pain show incisively and vividly, share with you his acting experience, at the same time, also dont forget to tell the audience want to know how to cherish the present, cherish own lover, it seems that when after class # #d guide is not the same as well, for professional and warm heart male points a huge praise god! [who] tRRwvGvR]

新浪汽车：
#老司机课堂#厉害了！真原地掉头[赞]
[Old driver class # # badly! True in-situ turned [who]]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

但斌：
转：年月日周一读报！一切美好从❤️
、国家旅游局：日(初二)全国旅游接待总人数.亿人次，同比增长.%，实现旅游收入亿元，同比增长.%。春节假日前三天全国旅游接待总人数累计.亿人次，同比增长.%，实现旅游收入累计亿元，同比增长.%。(国家旅游局网站)

、国务院扶...全文： m.weibo
[Turn on Monday, the newspaper! All good from ❤ ️ , national tourism administration, (). The total number of national tourism hundred million people, year-on-year growth. %, realize the tourism income of one hundred million yuan, year-on-year growth. %. Three days prior to the lunar New Year holiday accumulated. The total number of national tourism hundred million people, year-on-year growth. %, realize the tourism income totaled one hundred million yuan, year-on-year growth. %. (China national tourism administration website) and the state council held... The full text m. eibo]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

巴曙松：
讲个故事：有段时间，湖北神农架野猪为患。有人想了个办法，在电线杆上装高音喇叭，天天播放狮叫虎吼录音，吓唬野猪。开始果然有效，后野猪听多了，便把电线杆拱倒了。当地人说，讲空话、唱高调，连野猪也骗不了（来自“学哲学用哲学”）
[A story a period of time, hubei shennongjia wild boar. Someone think of a way to, loudspeakers in the telegraph pole, play the lion is called tiger roar recording everyday, frighten a wild boar. Started really effective, wild boar listen to many, then pour the pole arch. Locals say, flapping, rhetoric, even wild boart trick (from learn in philosophy)]

金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

巴曙松：
转：今日最佳麻将作为中国传统的区块链项目，四个矿工一组，先碰撞出个数字正确哈希值的矿工可以获得记账权并得到奖励[嘿哈]
[ todays best mahjong as Chinese traditional block chain project, a group of four men, creating a first digital correct hash value of the miner can get the billing and get reward [hey ha]]

金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

优酷：
#舌尖上的年# 食材与刀、锅、灶有着怎样的缘分？最好的味道是由何烹调出来的？#舌尖上的中国# 第三季今晚重磅回归！隐秘的主题蕴含在文字中~“品鲁鲜膳雅俗美器”究竟是哪一个呢？快来根据视频猜汉字～前五名抢先答对的小伙伴儿将获得优酷VIP会员卡，是时候展现真正的实力啦～优酷视频今晚与你...全文： m.weibo
[# # ingredients and knife on the tip of the tongue, pan, oven what fate? The best taste is by what to cook? # # on the tip of the tongue of China in the third quarter, big return tonight! Hidden theme contains the ~ in the text LuXian board composed by beauty is which one? Come and Chinese characters according to the video guess ~ preemptive right of the top five small partners will receive youku VIP membership card, it is time to show the real power of ~ youku video with you tonight... The full text m. eibo]

南方都市报：
【坐轮椅的他放弃高薪职位，带位残障伙伴创业打拼[赞]】林俊，广东汕尾陆丰人。出生个月，林俊就患上了小儿麻痹症。为了治疗，家里花光了父亲早年捕鱼、打零工存下的万元积蓄，但收效甚微。他的下肢严重萎缩瘫痪，无法正常站立行走。从小学到初中，因为离家不远，他靠母亲抱着，完成每天的上下学。...全文： m.weibo
[【 he gave up his high-paying jobs in wheelchair with a disability partnership entrepreneurship struggle [who]] rich, the guangdong shanwei lufeng. Months of birth, rich had polio. To treat, father spent early fishing, odd jobs to save ten thousand yuan of savings, but to little effect. His lower limb paralysis atrophy, unable to stand up properly. From junior high school, because of the not far away from home, he mother holding, complete every day to and from school. ... The full text m. eibo]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

优酷：
#冬奥会#这一届冬奥会转眼赛程所剩不足一周，为了接棒年冬奥会在闭幕式上演绎的“北京八分钟”，主创团队已抵达韩国。总导演张艺谋表示，这一次的“北京八分钟”和年雅典闭幕式上“完全不同”。期待这个“完全不同”……#来优酷看冬奥#
tRRgaI
[# # Olympic winter games the Olympic winter games in schedule left less than a week, in order to answer the great games at the closing ceremony of minutes in Beijing, the creative team has arrived in South Korea. Zhang yimou said, this time the minutes in Beijing and different at the closing ceremony in Athens. Looking forward to the completely different... # # to youku to see the games tRRgaI]

汽车之家：
#家家新闻##奔腾全新MPV#【年亮相一汽奔腾全新MPV测试车谍照】日前，我们从相关渠道获得了一组一汽奔腾测试车谍照，该车采用森雅R的车体进行伪装。根据此前消息，一汽奔腾和一汽吉林森雅品牌销售渠道未来将进行整合（仅保留奔腾品牌），因此谍照中的车型很有可能就是基于森雅R平台打造的一汽奔...全文： m.weibo
[# every news # # pentium brand new MPV# 【 appeared in the pentium faw new MPV test car photos 】 recently, we from the relevant channels to obtain a set of pentium faw test car photos, the car using sen, Rs bodywork to disguise. According to the previous message, pentium faw and faw JiLinSen brand sales channels in the future will be consolidation (retain only pentium brand), so the photos of the models could be based on sen R platform to build a faw, run... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷：
太后，你再拿我涵@周渝民和陈王比，我保证不骂你[哼]翠凰姐姐@Nacy-Song，教我一段易容术呗，我要化身#柜中美人#双女主@陈瑶Sebrina @胡冰卿去唐朝救黄桑！心疼仔仔，黄桑你要吃好喝好睡好，等我每天晚上去优酷看你啊！[憧憬]tRRjYER
[Queen mother, then you have my culvert @ vic Chou and Chen Wang than, I promise not to scold you [singing] sister cui burn @ Nacy - Song, taught me a easy let art bai, Im going to incarnate # # ark beauty double tying @ Chen yao Sebrina @ hu bing qing to save mulberry huang tang dynasty! Love zi zi, huang SAN you want to eat good drink good sleep well, when I go to youku to see you every night! [hope] tRRjYER]

南方都市报：
#南都陪你过年#继续征集照片！不限于全家福！自拍照，朋友合照等，都可以。如果你春节还需要坚守岗位，也可以把你工作的照片发过来。私信南都君并写上地址和祝语。、@而已Eryi- 广东雷州。年念高一，同班同学组成一支球队。昨晚一起踢球，大家体力大不如前，但满场都是欢声笑语。、@花与步广东省...全文： m.weibo
[# # SMW accompany you New Years day continue to collecting photos! Not limited to family! Group photo from photos, friends, etc., can be. If you still need to work on the Spring Festival, also can send me pictures of your work. DMS SMW jun and write down the address and bless. , only @ Eryi - guangdong leizhou. Read high, classmates form a team. Played football last night, everyone physical big than before, but the squad is laughter. Step, @ flowers and guangdong province... The full text m. eibo]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

新浪汽车：
#大爱燃擎#【岁弟弟动车上将饮料倒在过道上岁女孩主动擦净[心][赞]】日，一位奶奶带着孙子孙女，乘坐昆山南到南京南的D动车。岁左右的孙子将饮料倒在过道上，岁的孙女看到后赶紧蹲下，把地板擦得干干净净，还将纸送到车厢垃圾桶。“弟弟弄脏的要擦干净，不然叔叔阿姨会讨厌的。” via.扬子...全文： m.weibo
[# # love of qing years old younger brother to move the car pour drinks in the aisle at the age of girl wipe [heart] [who]], a grandma with grandchildren, take kunshan south D train to nanjing south. S pour drinks in the aisle, the son of old granddaughter see quickly moved down, after the floor clean, also send paper to car trash can. Brother dirty to clean, or uncle aunt will hate. Via the Yangtze... The full text m. eibo]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

猫扑：
【韩国平昌冬奥会高官接待指定五星酒店：用马桶水擦洗脸池】韩国记者近日在韩国平昌奥运村附近，暗访了几家冬奥期间单日价近千人民币的五星酒店，其中一家还是被奥组委指定接待高官的特级酒店。摄像机记录了保洁人员用马桶水浸湿海绵后擦了洗脸池，甚至还说：随便擦擦得了。@时差视频 ...全文： m.weibo
[【 pyeongchang Olympic official reception specifies the five-star hotel clean the pool that wash a face with toilet water 】, south Korean reporters in pyeongchang near the village investigations several daily price during the games are nearly thousand yuan of the five-star hotel, one of them or designated by bocog received official super hotel. Cameras record the maintenance staff after using the toilet water soaked sponge to wipe the pool that wash a face, even said just wipe. @ time video... The full text m. eibo]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：

玩转instagram：
小橘猫Maru的背影，想给你爱的抱抱[憧憬]
[Little orange cat Maru figure, want to give you loving hug [hope]]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）

小野妹子学吐槽：
道理我都懂...就是一条都没做到[跪了]
[I know all truth... Didnt do it] [kneeling is a]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新摄影网：
腾龙官方宣布将于年月日发布新款-mm f Di VC USD镜头。
[Tenglong officially announced, to be published on the new - mm f Di VC USD lens. ]

全球影像资讯、数码相机新闻、实用摄影教程...

优酷：
#这就是街舞#还在为过年期间的刁难问题烦恼吗？国内顶尖Popper黄景行告你如何机智“防御”。用街舞来花式battle各种各样的尴尬问题，快来跟景行哥一起学起来吧！带话题词#拒绝舞#上传视频，优胜者可获得@微博舞蹈 @优酷送出的日节目录制门票一张！tRRmug
[# # this is the street dance also worry in spite of the problems during the Chinese New Year? Domestic top Popper dino tell you how to wit defense. Use dance to fancy raged all kinds of embarrassing questions, and will quickly follow kageyuki elder brother together up! Sent inscription # # upload video, refused to dance can obtain the @ @ weibo dance youku sent a day program recording tickets! tRRmug]

小野妹子学吐槽：
一个鸟儿玩得超开心的！...啾啾[爱你]tRRggCI
[A bird had a super time!!!! ... Chirp tRRggCI love you []]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

冷笑话精选：
现在的人真是太过分了！发个压岁钱都不用红包装一下，也不知道是哪个地方的[二哈]
tRRgrAm
[Now the man is really too much! Send a New Years money all dont you take the red packaging, also dont know is which place , tRRgrAm]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

小野妹子学吐槽：
@琉璃似水啊琉璃：“成功的花儿，人们只惊羡它现时的明艳！然而当初它的芽儿，浸透了奋斗的泪泉，洒遍了牺牲的血雨。”
[@ coloured glaze is like coloured glaze successful flower, people just admiring it at the moment, Ming yan! However, at the beginning it yaren, soak the struggle leiquan, the sacrifice of blood rain.]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

卢健生：
跟川普上酒吧可以聊怎样媾女，怎样赚钱。[哈哈]
[How chat with trump bar can covering female, how to make money. [ha ha]]

Z CAM, CEO

微博搞笑排行榜：
这个真的心动了哈哈哈哈哈@唯理主义人还有熊猫🐼也不错！！！！！
[这个真的心动了哈哈哈哈哈@唯理主义人还有熊猫🐼也不错！！！！！]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

金山夜话博主：
#金山夜话# 听友：我妈妈在三年前生病去世了，自从我妈妈去世以后，我发现很多人性的不堪，以前都是妈妈为我保驾护航，我不了解社会，不了解人，但是因为妈妈生病，我看到了很多人的嘴脸，心特别凉，我的父亲当初甚至想要放弃医治我的妈妈，妈妈走后，父亲变本加厉，把唯一的房产写成他自己的名字，又...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listen to friends my mother was ill died three years ago, since my mother died, I found a lot of human nature, is mother is the escort me before, I dont know about society, people do not understand, but because mom is sick, I saw a lot of people, the heart particularly cool, my father had wanted to give up even heal my mother, my mother, my father ever write his own name, the only real estate and... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家

平安北京：
【“滑雪热”升温安全需当心】春节期间邀上三五好友去滑雪场滑雪，不仅可以放松精神，还可以锻炼身体。不过偶有发生的滑雪安全事故正在成为各个滑雪场面临的一项重要课题。去滑雪要做好哪些准备才能保证安全？看图了解↓
[【 ski hot heat up security need to be careful during the Spring Festival and your friends to go skiing, can relax not only, still can exercise. But occasionally a ski safety accident is become an important topic facing each ski resort. Go skiing to prepare for which can ensure safety? Look at the picture to understand left]

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