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用“我还是很喜欢你，像……，……”造个句吧 _____________________________
[I still like you, like... ,... A sentence made _____________________________]

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余文樂：
tRjLzOS
[tRjLzOS]

一個嗜好太多能力太小的普通人

思想聚焦：
留下你的姓，让别人给你取个古风名字。
[Please leave your name, let others take an ancient name for you. ]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ

黄晓明：
入行拍戏有将近年了，从那时就一路狂奔，不想让自己停下来。朋友也说我怎么总是忙忙叨叨的？因为不想辜负每一份信任和期待，就这样一路跑到今天，好家伙，了。希望下一个十年，简单一点，慢一点[心]
[Entrants will be stressful, in recent years from that time is running all the way, dont want to stop. Friends also said how do I always busy busy out? Because dont want to live up to every trust and expectation, so ran all the way till today, and boy, now. Hope that the next years, a little bit more simple, more slowly [heart]]

少说话，多做事！我不是最好的，但我要做最努力的......（相关工作事宜联系经纪人郭亭婷：hxmstudiowb@）

黑人建州：
兩兄弟都搶著要媽媽抱的時候⋯就是激發麻麻潛能的時候！！！
所以加強NTC的下盤訓練真的很重要～～
范范是不是蠻強的？😂😂😂
[The two brothers have scrambled to mom... Is to inspire potential of hemp!!!!!! so its very important to strengthen the footwall NTC training really ~ ~ fanfan pretty strong? 😂😂😂 ]

態度決定自己的夢想.....如果有工作或是合作上的事務找我！請連絡傳奇星阿偉 @淡水呂 awei@alegendstar 感謝了＋

宋佳：
tRjLzON
[tRjLzON]

小花

思想聚焦：
“何为思念？”
“日月，星辰，旷野雨落。”
“可否具体？”
“山川，江流，烟袅湖泊。”
“可否再具体？”
“万物是你，无可躲。”
[What is missing? the sun, the stars, the desert rain. can specific? mountains, river, smoke umber lakes. be more specific? and everything is you, no hide. ]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ

黄晓明：
tRjLzOiY
[tRjLzOiY]

少说话，多做事！我不是最好的，但我要做最努力的......（相关工作事宜联系经纪人郭亭婷：hxmstudiowb@）

贾玲：
美女本美祝帅哥本帅@黄晓明生日快乐，既然已经帅了这么多年………那就继续帅下去吧[偷笑][偷笑]～～～[蛋糕][蛋糕][蛋糕]
[The beauty the beauty happy birthday to handsome the handsome @ huang xiaoming, now that you have handsome for so many years......... Then lets continue handsome [laughing] [laughing] ~ ~ ~ [cake] [cake] [cake]]

仅限工作联系：张小姐 @张闻儿

奔波儿灞与灞波儿奔：
接下来的一周，你会好运连连！！！[心]
[The following week, you will be a good fortune!!! [heart]]

机智呆逼两基友，爆笑喷饭两冤家！

CNU_blank：
“模仿是人们最常犯的致命错误。如果人人都只会模仿，那时尚迟早要死掉”——山本耀司
[Imitation is the most common fatal mistake. If everyone can only imitate, fashion will die sooner or later -- yohji yamamoto]

优秀视觉艺术图片分享｜中国视觉联盟（cnu.cc）

豆瓣说：
如果开店的话，你想开一家什么样的店？
[If open a shop, youd like to open a what kind of restaurant? ]

嘻嘻

这里是美国：
你一定得认识到自己想往哪个方向发展，然后一定要对准那个方向出发，要马上。你再也浪费不起多一秒的时间了，你浪费不起。一个不成熟的人的标志是他愿意为了某个理由而轰轰烈烈地死去，而一个成熟的人的标志是他愿意为了某个理由而谦恭的活下去。——J.D.塞林格《麦田里的守望者》
[You must realize that you want to which direction development, then we must aim at the direction, to immediately. More than you can afford the waste of a second time, you cant afford to waste. A sign of an immature man is that he is willing to die for a reason and vigorous, and a sign of a mature man is that he is willing to live humbly for some reason. - J.D. salingers the catcher in the rye]

环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。联系邮箱：usa@huanqiu

QGFly：
我们没事，不要担心接下来要封闭训练了会很少看微博。
[We have no matter, dont worry about it The next thing to closed training Will rarely see. ]

QGhappy战队上单选手

李开复：
纽约美食。深夜放个毒。你们饿了吗？[阴险][阴险][阴险]
[New York cuisine. Late at night put a poison. Are you hungry? [insidious] [insidious] [insidious]]

创新工场CEO，媒体联系：press@chuangxin

王雷ACTION：
回家跟宝宝一起才发现我咋晒这么黑呢[允悲]好吧，给剧组省粉底了[嘻嘻][嘻嘻][嘻嘻][笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]
[Discovered I go home with the baby zha tan so mowing allow sad ok, to cast and provincial foundation [xi xi] [xi xi] [xi xi] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry]]

@北京人民艺术剧院演员。工作事宜请联系：yuan yuan.liu@huayimedia心在文艺界，身在娱乐圈。

我是马男波杰克：
这周你担心的事情
会有奇迹般的转机[心]
[You worry about a thing this week there will be miracle connecting [heart]]

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新周刊：
偶然间心似缱，梅树边。（汤显祖）晚安，各位。图吴冠中
[Occasionally heart Qian, the plum tree. (tang xianzu) good night, everybody. Figure wu guanzhong]

《新周刊》，“中国最新锐的生活方式周刊”，创办于年月日，二十一年猛进，已成为中国社会变迁最敏锐的观察者与记录者。新媒体合作邮箱： neweeklyteam@

晚晚_：
这只脏了吧唧的荷兰猪是Uni最爱的玩具，她每天都要和荷兰猪一起睡，可以说荷兰猪是Uni的宠物。她爱荷兰猪到什么程度呢？爱到每天睡前都要吸荷兰猪最少半个小时，注意，不是我们说吸猫那种吸。是，真。吸。 tRjeVQT
[This only dirty yummy Dutch pig is Unis favorite toy, and Dutch pig sleep together every day, she can say that the Netherlands pet pig is Uni. How much she loved the Dutch pig? Love to every day to suck the Dutch pig at least half an hour before sleep, pay attention to, not absorb cat that we said. Is that true. Suction. tRjeVQT]

M WOODS美术馆创始人 mwoods.org 工作邮箱：info@wanwanstudios

南京李志：
tRjLzOR
[tRjLzOR]

团队微博：@叁叁肆计划工作联系：chibin@nanjinglizhi 微博：@迟斌

北美吐槽君：
“大家能不能接受出去旅游的时候男女混住？”
[Everyone can accept co-educational when go out to travel? ]

吐槽请私信；公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】

春光炸裂：
看Jony J演唱会给冲击我的是，人是可以以一种体面的方式赢得这世界。

他常说，“向下扎根，向上生长。”他把和世界的关系，简化为他和他自己关系。即在自己身上，克服这个时代。只要做好自己的事，你想要的这世界都会给你。求诸于己，至于其他，不用去猜，“只想跟懂我的说一声幸会”。

而昨晚南京奥
[See which Jony J concert to hit me, people can be in a decent way to win the world. he always said, take root downward and upward growth. He put the relationship with the world, is simplified to his relationship with his own. Namely on themselves, to overcome this time. As long as you do your thing, you want the world will give you. To appeal, as for the other, dont have to guess, just want to know what I say nice to meet you. and nanjing Olympic last night]

不止是粉丝

股社区：
等我儿子长大些，我一定不会教育他善有善报，恶有恶报，每一次行善其实更像是一次下注，会得到什么报很难讲。不要为了善报去行善，因为经常会失望，行善最大的收获是能让自己获得道德上的愉悦感，除此之外没有什么是理所应当的。
[When my son grow up some, I wont education he one good turn deserves another, what goes around comes around, each time to do good is actually more like a bet, its hard to tell what youre gonna get. In order to reward to do good, because often be disappointed, the biggest harvest is to doing good for moral pleasure, in addition to nothing. ]

有可能是被抄袭次数最多的证券微博。微信号：gushequ

全球顶尖摄影：
有个会摄影的老爸是种什么样的体验？
[There is a will photographys dad is a kind of what kind of experience? ]

欢迎来到微博中最大的摄影类微博~~学习摄影知识，看摄影技巧，你值得拥有！商务洽谈QQ：，，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow

快递员吴彦祖：
别一副垂头丧气的样子

万一有个人躲在角落里偷偷爱你呢
[Dont look like a pair of depressed one thousand a man hid himself in the corner secretly love you]

想和你一起气里行看严严的夜亮和熏熏

苍南派：
一个小哥说，他和媳妇是中学同学，她喜欢他，他不知道。后来过了很久，她终于等到他表白才在一起。前几天，小哥翻开以前的相册，看运动会的照片、秋游、班级活动、晚会节目的照片，才发现很多照片里她站在身旁或者角落，眼睛里看他都是喜欢。他恨不得飞进照片里告诉自己这个蠢货别让那个女孩等那么久。
[A little elder brother said that he and his wife is a high school classmate, she likes him, he did not know. Later, after a long time, she finally together until his profession. A few days ago, little elder brother opened the photo album, the photos of the games, autumn, class activities, the party show photos, found that many pictures in her stand on the side or corner, eyes look he is like. He wanna fly into the photos tell yourself this fool dont let the girl wait that long. ]

【护妻狂魔苍南派公号：mangxiaocang】

电影集结号：
那些消逝了的岁月，仿佛隔着一块积了灰尘的玻璃，看得到，抓不着。
[Those days gone, as if through a dusty glass, the see and catch. ]

在这里，阿集带你发现一个全新的电影视界。公众号：jijiecc，合作QQ：，有疑问请私信。

阅读手册：
“暴躁的人其实挺容易哄
反倒那些看似永远没脾气的人
一旦离开
就无影无踪了”
[Grumpy man is easy to coax but the people who seemingly never temper leave once disappeared in]

在这里寻找片刻的安静。QQ

全球热门搜罗：
用一句话来证明你是哪里人，不许出现地名__________________ 。
[In one sentence to prove where are you from, do not place names __________________. ]

每日最佳搞笑幽默，居家旅行必备神器。——搜罗君

杀马特强子：
睡不着，想听社会语录。
[Cant sleep, want to listen to societys sayings. ]

二①⑥，峩葒遍世界。二①，峩進軍宇宙。

成都商报：
#晚安成都#【费玉清演唱赵雷的《成都》，独特又好听！[心]】小哥具有时代感的唱腔，彻底把这首歌带回到了它所属于的八十年代。感觉就像是从卡带式录音机里传出来的声音，悠远绵长，缓缓流入人心，将成都街头的故事娓娓道来…太有画面感了！@成都商报视频tRjwsSeE （视频来源：天籁之战）
[Chengdu # # good night [fei yu qing zhaos chengdu, unique and good to listen! [heart]] little elder brother has the contemporary singing, completely put this first song back to the eighty s to whom it belongs. Feel like coming from the inside of the card type tape recorder sound, long and long, slowly into the heart, to the streets in chengdu to narrate the story of... Too have the pictures! @ chengdu shangbao video tRjwsSeE (video sources the battle of the music)]

《成都商报》是西部地区发行量和影响力最大的主流媒体。新闻爆料热线：-。合作联系：QQ：；QQ：；QQ：；QQ：.

大神说：
豆瓣.！岁的张艾嘉，拍出了今年国产片的最大黑马！这个女人的一生，活得太够本了
#大神推荐#
[Douban.! Sylvia chang, for domestic films this year, the biggest dark horse! Live a life of this woman, too break even recommend # # great spirit]