2017年9月16日星期六

Prop blocked, have means to resist, the sky is falling a husband!Graphic from Japanese twitter, m

丑女达人:
    最近一直听叶曼居士的讲座,受益匪浅。叶曼居士原名刘世纶,年生,年月日安详示寂,享年岁。叶曼居士中年为了明了生死而学佛,先后师侍南怀瑾先生、陈健民上师为师。在圆满重建云居寺心愿后,又在美国洛杉矶成立“文贤书院”传播中国儒、道、佛三大文化并为中国贫困地区贵州、云南等地孩...全文: m.weibo ​
[Has recently been Ye Man lay peoples lecture, benefit a lot. Born in (date) (month) (year) Ye Man lay people formerly known as Liu Shiguan, serene in silence, at the age of years old. Ye Man middle-aged man to understand life and death and learn Buddha, Mr Shi master nan, successively gerstel guru for the teacher. After a complete reconstruction yunju temple wish, and set up in Los Angeles Wen Xian academy three big Chinese Confucianism, Taoism and Buddhism culture and poverty areas of guizhou and yunnan in China children... The full text m. eibo]

兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!

小野妹子学吐槽:
    说起来前些天我问一个模特小姐姐怎么那么瘦,她说没什么特别,在冰箱冻了很多冰块,实在饿了就啃一块,听得我emmmm...其实怎样能瘦大家心里都有b数[跪了]
[Said the other day I asked a model little sister how so thin, she said nothing special, frozen in the refrigerator for a lot of ice, really hungry just chew a piece of, hear me emmmm... Actually how can thin everyone has b number] [kneeling]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

但斌:
    @中欧苹果转发微博
[@ forward china-eu apple weibo]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @中欧苹果[汗][汗][汗]
[@ china-eu apple [Mr Khan] [Mr Khan] [Mr Khan]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

一块去旅行:
    来,请说出你的梦想: ​
[Come, please tell your dream]

我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

小野妹子学吐槽:
    日推营养达人分享:
当你深夜突然犯馋、刚吃完饭却食欲不减、莫名想喝酒,这其实不是你真的饿了,而是饮食摄入盐分过多或轻微脱水导致的口渴,喝水就能好。
记住这一点,控制体重会变得十分简单。和朋友吃吃喝喝之后记得买一瓶水,咕咚咕咚喝掉就OK了。 ​

[, pushed the nutritions share, < br > when you night suddenly make chan, just after the meal is unabated appetite, strange want to drink, it is not you really hungry, but eating too much salt or mild dehydration cause thirst, drinking water can be good. < br > remember this, weight control will become very simple. Eat and drink with friends after you buy a bottle of water, plump plump drink with respect to OK. ​]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

冷笑话精选:
    我自己最重[挖鼻]
[My most [dig nose]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

微博搞笑排行榜:
    你见过最美的告白句子是什么 _________________________________ ​​​
[Have you ever seen the most beautiful confession that sentence is what _________________________________]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

小野妹子学吐槽:
    天蝎:认定你为你两肋插刀,不认你的话你谁啊
[Scorpio you anything for you, who do you deny you]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    恭喜@Buencorazon 名用户获得【红包加防晒】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCZN对本次抽奖进行监督,结果公正有效。公证链接:tRpRVgkh
[Congratulations to @ Buencorazon users get red envelopes with sunscreen 】 【. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZN supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tRpRVgkh]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

但斌:
    @股道热肠也@王小刚转发微博
[@ fields is good Joe @ wang xiaogang also forwarded microblog]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @股道热肠也@中华之鹰本应该放国徽的地方!@北方机械制造生产联合体国徽都绿了
[@ good Joe also @ fields should have put the national emblem of the eagle place! @ the north machinery manufacturing production association national emblem are green]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]

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但斌:
    @股道热肠也@blueagle贷款额要加上万多亿的公积金贷款,如果计算当期收入的负担能力,肯定爆表了。但中国的居民储蓄的底子很厚,即使这两年的新增储蓄率应该在附近波动。(居民储蓄的应该加上银行理财产品的居民部分减去小商户放在储蓄里面的流动资金部分)
[@ good Joe fields is also @ blueagle loans with more than thousands of accumulation fund loan, the burden ability calculate if the current income, extraordinary for certain. But a base of Chinese household saving is very thick, even though these two years of the new rate should be fluctuations in the neighborhood. (residents savings should be combined with bank financial products for some minus the small businesses in savings liquidity part)]

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但斌:
    轻判!@老曾阿牛可以理解,望轻判。
[Imposing a lenient sentence! @ old pig can understand, hope a lenient sentence.]

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小米手机:
    恭喜@凯的轻描与淡写 等名用户获得【小米MIX F码】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCZZpo对本次抽奖进行监督,结果公正有效。公证链接:tRpRclE
[Congratulations @ kays light tracing with pale write user so as to obtain the millet MIX F code 】. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tRpRclE]

探索黑科技,为发烧而生。

丑女达人:
    【学佛小白】叶曼居士曾说:‘学佛之人不要一身佛气!学佛之人更要注意仪表!“ ​
[Study Buddhism small white Ye Man 】 the householder, once said you dont be a learning Buddha Buddha gas! To learn the Buddha are more pay attention to the instrument! ]

兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛[话筒]@朱砂的码字人生国家的民族政策到了这里就变成将回族阿拉伯化了,这简直是在分裂国家,该用《反恐法》给这些人定个分裂国家罪。
[@ old had pig [] phone @ the code word of cinnabar life the countrys ethnic policy here will become a hui Arab, it is in a divided country, should use the anti-terrorism act set the fission country crime to these people.]

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但斌:
    @老曾阿牛一条政策可以化解所有的问题:所有的少数民族高考、公务员招聘减去%的分数。@股道热肠也 简直匪夷所思!民族宗教政策调整已经刻不容缓了!@章晓华微博[怒][怒]@中科大胡不归 开历史倒车,官方鼓励不爱国,人心丧尽
[@ old pig once a policy can resolve all the problems all the minority nationalities college entrance examination, recruitment of civil servants minus the % score. @ good Joe fields is also absolutely ridiculous! National religious policy adjustment is urgent! @ ZhangXiaoHua weibo [anger] [anger] @ USTC hu no return Open back history, official encouragement unpatriotic, deserted him]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛看好你这史上最佳医药广告策划,再给你年时间继续吹,哈哈。
[@ old pig like you the best in the history of medicine advertisement plan, give you years to continue to blow again, ha ha.]

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但斌:
    @老曾阿牛你搞错了,天士力这样做非常成功,这是最佳的广告策划,比天价砸CCTV新闻联播头条广告更有效,不仅销量大增、业绩大涨,而且大股东屡次成功套现。
[@ old pig you made a mistake, tasly do very successful, this is the best advertising planning, is more effective than smashing CCTV news broadcast headlines for advertising, not only increased sales, performance, and big shareholder repeatedly cashed out successfully.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛政治正确?
[@ old pig politically correct?]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛[嘻嘻]@国老 @韩广斌-@来去之间[哆啦A梦吃惊][哆啦A梦吃惊]@有匪君子哈哈哈哈[哈哈][哈哈][哈哈]考研英语阅读做到过[哈哈][哈哈][哈哈]不仅杰斐逊跟黑人女奴生了娃,国父华盛顿还从奴隶嘴里活生生拔下牙齿安自己嘴里呢[哈哈][哈哈][哈哈]
[@ old had pig (hee hee) old @ Han Guangbin - @ @ countries come and go between [doraemon surprised] [doraemon surprised] @ have bandits gentleman ha ha ha ha (ha ha) (ha ha) (ha ha) ones deceased father grind English reading done (ha ha) (ha ha) (ha ha) Jefferson not only with black slave gave birth to the baby, the father Washington also living unplug tooth from the slaves mouth his mouth Ann? (ha ha) (ha ha) (ha ha)]

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但斌:
    @老曾阿牛@无边-沉默 民族地区对汉族史的遗忘是很普遍的情况@苦集灭道奇台的江布拉克景区里有一个古城据考证说就是耿恭困守的汉疏勒城,在景区进去没多远修了一个台子叫耿恭台,上面有一个高大的铜像,但是台子跟前居然没有停车的地方,所以虽然去玩的人很多,但这个台子基本没有人去。
[@ old had pig @ - endless silence for forgetting the history of the han nationality in national regions is a very common situation @ bitter set out of dodge jiang braque scenic spot in one of the ancient city according to textual research is GengGong bound of han city of shule in how far into the scenic spot in built a platform called GengGong set, there is a tall, bronze, but didnt parking platform, so although a lot of people to play, but few people go to the counter.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛[心]@韩广斌- 感恩的孩子都有前途[good][鲜花]
[@ old had pig [heart] @ Han Guangbin - grateful child has future [good] [flowers]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛回复@真实的理性思考 !@真实的理性思考回复@零语余墨向FDA申请的 丹通尼克胶囊(Dantonic)和国内的复方丹参滴丸是两种药,复方意思就是它不是纯中药,里面有西药成分,很可能有治疗作用的主要是这种西药。而拿去FDA的没有那种西药,如果有可能人家一看你就不是新药!
[@ old had pig reply @ real rational thinking! @ the rational thinking of the real language reply @ zero residual ink applied to the FDA for Dan tong Nick capsule (Dantonic) and domestic compound danshen dropping pill is two kinds of medicine, the compound which means that it is not new, there is a western medicine ingredients, there is likely to be mainly the western medicine for the treatment of role. And take it to the FDA is not that kind of western medicine, if it is possible the somebody else see you are not drugs!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛言下之意穆斯林学生若不被帮助,就无法毕业?成绩太烂了?
[@ old had pig the implication of Muslim students if not help, will not be able to graduate? Too bad results?]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

丑女达人:
    【素食锦】超级网红~奶皇月饼,中秋节快到啦,自己做更健康美味哦![馋嘴] ​
[Super web celebrity ~ vegetarian kam 】 【 milk emperor moon cakes, the Mid-Autumn festival is fast to, yourself more healthy, delicious! [available]]

兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!

陈旭东:
    看来以后会经常去徐州了
[It seems that will often go to xuzhou]

但斌:
    发表了博文《【天风海外】英伟达:紧抓AI“芯”未来,数据中心+无人驾驶+游戏三驾马车》tRpRFU ​
[Published a blog post the nvidia days the wind abroad 】 【 cling to AI core in the future, data center + + game troika unmanned tRpRFU]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友(丈夫):我老婆怀孕了。我经常给我老婆洗脚,我老婆经常打我,而且直接用手打脸打头,而且打的很重。不分青红皂白随便打,随时打。。我老婆什么事情都要我去干,我不能停下来五分钟,他总是不断的叫我干这干那。自己站在床边,我躺在床上,他叫我去跟她拿毛巾给她,她都躺在床上来。...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend (husband) my wife is pregnant. I often wash feet for my wife, my wife often hit me, but also directly heading face with the hand, and very heavy. Indiscriminate literally play, play. At any time. My wife wants me to do anything, I could not stop for five minutes, he always call me to do this to do that. Myself standing on the bed, I lay in bed, he call I go to take a towel with her to her, she is lying in bed. ... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

知乎:
    #知乎小事# 你也是这么长大的 ​
[# # zhihu things so you grow up]

发现更大的世界

丑女达人:
    贵其真也![赞][赞][赞]
[Its very costly also! [who] [who] [who]]

兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!

冷笑话精选:
    很丧了[二哈]@南方小朋友-:不甘现状又不肯努力,是我本人了[跪了]
[Very lost two ha] [@ southern kid - unwilling status quo effort again, it is I myself] [kneeling]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

但斌:
    @故事的事儿呀:天下竟有这样无耻之人,一家人,还大学教授,哈哈
[@ story about ah, there was such a shameless person, family, also a professor at the university, ha ha]

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