抽我！@同道大叔转发微博，月日在粉丝里抽一位送摩羯座U型枕。 tRpYlBM
[Take me!!!!!!! Uncle @ fellow forwarding microblogging, June in the fan smoke a Capricorn u-shaped pillow. tRpYlBM]
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微博搞笑排行榜：你在游戏里见过最奇葩的ID是什么 _____________________________
[Have you seen the most wonderful work in the game ID is _____________________________]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
ZAKER：#深夜ZAKER# 不要愁老之将至，你老了一定很可爱。而且，假如你老了十岁，我当然也同样老了十岁，世界也老了十岁，上帝也老了十岁，一切都是一样。——朱生豪 晚安。
[# ZAKER# dont worry about the old in the middle of the night will come, you are old must be very cute. And if you were ten years old, I of course also ten years old, the world also ten years old, god also ten years old, everything is the same. - zhu shenghao goodnight. ]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
但斌：回复@Im黃飛鴻[笑cry][挤眼]@Im黃飛鴻就归一了😄
[回复@Im黄飞鸿[笑cry][挤眼]@Im黄飞鸿就归一了😄]
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但斌：发表了博文《北大高材生被华为辞退：用不用你，与能力无关！》tRpTZGgE
[Published a blog post the bright young Peking University by huaweis dismissal use need not you, has nothing to do with the ability to! tRpTZGgE]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：为什么苹果不敢出iPhone [笑cry][挤眼]
[Why apple cant the iPhone [laugh cry] [eye]]
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小野妹子学吐槽：是你了[拜拜]
[Are you (bye bye)]
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音悦台：【晚安】“一起长大的约定那样清晰 打过勾的我相信说好要一起旅行是你如今 唯一坚持的任性”睡前听一首钢琴版的《蒲公英的约定》[心]tRpTVi
[The provisions of the good night grew up together so clear Played around I believeve agreed to travel together before sleeping is you now only insist on wayward listen to a piano version of the agreement of the dandelion tRpTVi [heart]]
音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭，支持你的偶像！饭团总舵地址：yinyuetaifanMass
猫扑：#猫扑晚安# 要保持围笑哦tRpTPMF
[# # mop goodnight to keep smile oh tRpTPMF]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
但斌：[泪]@寻找价值的小兵这就是基金投资不一样的地方@但斌会！因为我们不是巴菲特，有保险基金的浮存金可以跌%买进，私募基金有止损位，跌破了就没有未来了，商业模式不同，只能规避大的风险！但价值投资和长期投资的理念一定会坚持！@kingkuo：但总如果股灾再次来临，您还会选择卖出茅台么？
[[] tears @ to find the value of the batman this is the place where fund investment is not the same as @ but bin! Because were not, buffett has insurance fund can float down % buying, private equity funds have a stop bit, below, we have no future, business model is different, can avoid big risk! But the idea of value investment and long-term investments will insist! @ kingkuo but if the crash comes again, you will choose to sell maotai?]
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知乎：#知乎小事# 「妇产科是能看透人情冷暖的地方，在这里待得越久，越发觉得女性不易，她和她的家庭，可能要做出这一生最重要的决定。」👉tRpTvbnd
[# # zhihu small obstetrics and gynecology is the place that can see through human sentiment changes in temperature, stay here longer, the more think women is not easy, she and her family, may this life the most important decision to make. 👉tRpTvbnd ]
发现更大的世界
但斌：回复@股道热肠也[挤眼]@股道热肠也真无耻！几十亿转走了，拖欠供应商贷几百万几十万的钱，害得人家破产倒闭！@但斌@老曾阿牛一个被法院认定为失信的老赖的老婆，居然大言不惭在微博上谈正义？这该是多厚的脸皮？@今天上下把钱还了才是真@老曾阿牛别在微博瞎BB，有种就在美国起诉！
[Reply @ fields is good Joe [eye] @ fields is also good Joe is really shameless! Billions to turn away, supplier credit default millions of hundreds of thousands of money, making others have failed! @ but bin @ for old pig a LaoLai identified as promise by the courts wife, had passed on weibo about justice? Which is how thick the face? He is a good @ @ today put the money up and down the old had pig dont BB in weibo, a prosecution in the United States!]
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但斌：[心][作揖]@股道热肠也我们不能高估自己对痛苦的忍耐力，最好不要考验人性，市场发生大的转折时，及时应对十分必要。@股道热肠也@任仁雄
[[heart] [bowing] @ good Joe fields is also we cant overestimate their endurance to the pain, it is best not to test the human nature, the market is a major turning point, it is necessary to promptly respond to. @ fields is also @ Ren Renxiong good Joe]
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但斌：@股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]
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但斌：@老曾阿牛一个被法院认定为失信的老赖的老婆，居然大言不惭在微博上谈正义？这该是多厚的脸皮？@今天上下把钱还了才是真@老曾阿牛别在微博瞎BB，有种就在美国起诉！@Michael张-跑步@老曾阿牛
[@ for old pig a LaoLai identified as promise by the courts wife, had passed on weibo about justice? Which is how thick the face? He is a good @ @ today put the money up and down the old had pig dont BB in weibo, a prosecution in the United States! @ Michael zhang - run @ old pig]
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但斌：@老曾阿牛王福重不就是祈祷中国卫星发射失败的那个王八蛋吗？taDRENy @八大山债人 人家混媒体，语不惊人死不休@陈如是说 记得这货曾大言煌煌说中国一个缺铁矿的国家根本不应该搞钢铁。上课这种事不如叫叔去唠两毛钱@钟鸿钧以前助理电话打我这里想来给俺们MBA上课被俺严词拒绝了
[@ old had pig Wang Fuchong is not to pray for China satellite launch failure of the son of a gun? TaDRENy @ eight mountains of debt Somebody else mixed media, language not astonishing die endlessly @, said Chen Remember this cargo was big word tyger said China a country of shortage of iron ore shouldnt make steel. Such a thing to call uncle than in class two cents @ hongjun zhong Lao assistant phone call before I want to come here to the ans MBA class was an vehemently denied]
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但斌：[挤眼]
[[eye]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：[心]@任仁雄受托人责任，只为互相信任的人管理财富@寻找价值的小兵借用别人的一句话，我们只是替社会管理财富@但斌会！因为我们不是巴菲特，有保险基金的浮存金可以跌%买进，私募基金有止损位，跌破了就没有未来了，商业模式不同，只能规避大的风险！但价值投资和长期投资的理念一定会坚持
[[heart] @ Ren Renxiong fiduciary responsibility, to be trusted people search for the value of the wealth management @ batman borrow someone elses words, were just for social wealth management @ but bin! Because were not, buffett has insurance fund can float down % buying, private equity funds have a stop bit, below, we have no future, business model is different, can avoid big risk! But the idea of value investment and long-term investments will insist on]
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新浪汽车：#微博交通台#男子坐公交投元， 司机发现遗书！[衰]@汽车视频@购车帮帮忙@汽车洋葱圈 tRpjApwO
[# # weibo communication radio man bus for yuan, drivers found the note! [failure] @ automotive video @ car help @ the onion rings tRpjApwO]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
但斌：转发纯娱乐：”哇靠以后喝茅台都这姿势[惊讶][呲牙]”
[After forwarding pure entertainment wow drink maotai is this position [surprised] [yi tooth]]
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小米手机：恭喜@淮安摇滚 等名用户获得【小米MIX】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCZZpo对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公证链接：tRpYDBmb
[Congratulations @ huaian rock, and users get MIX 】 【 millet. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tRpYDBmb]
探索黑科技，为发烧而生。
冷笑话精选：很累[二哈]@我也不知道取什么好hhh：这么活着其实挺累的。[失望]
[Very tired @. Ha, I also dont know what to take HHH so live quite tired. [disappointed]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
丑女达人：又听一遍，太好听了！
[ a listen again, is too good to listen!]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：真的假的，我也发微博了，给我也拷贝一份！[偷笑]@白夜追凶 一条换集，已经攒到了，还可以再发两条啊来总，能倒欠你集@来去之间 你们一周只周三更新集，昨天看到晚上点才看完……你们领导说我发微博，就给我再拷贝集提前看……@优酷#白夜追
[Really, Im tweeting, give me also a copy! [laughing] @ white night catch A change set, have had to, can again hair two to total, can pour owe you set @ come and go between You only a week on Wednesday to update set, saw yesterday evening didnt finish see... Your leaders said I tweeting, just give me a copy again set in advance... @ # youku white night]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：越来越精彩了！就是更新太慢了，等待的感觉太酸爽，伤不起呀！[泪]
[More and more wonderful! Is update too slow, the feeling of waiting too acid, cant afford to hurt! [] of tears]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
小野妹子学吐槽：一直在瘦@冰箱不能洗衣服：挥金如土@一隻猪精-：非常有钱[doge]@牛奶皮肤宋mino：全都买了[馋嘴]
[Have been thin @ refrigerator cant wash his clothes money @ a pig sperm - [doge] @ very rich milk skin Austin song all bought [available]]
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汽车之家：#晚安家人# 你开过最快的车什么？
[# # good night family had the fastest car you drive? ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
冷笑话精选：还是想养[允悲]@拥樟：又想骗我养熊猫？能不能养心里没点b数吗？[泪]
[Still want to keep [allow sad] zhang @ hold and want to cheat me a panda? Can you keep heart didnt point b number? [] of tears]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
冷笑话精选：感人！@屌絲打分蜻蜓隊長这大概是爱到骨子里了@blingbling的明明啊：我的经历可能没到原po里的那种，但是真的会想人想到心痛
[Moving! @ prick silk dragonfly captain who probably is the love to the nature of the @ blingbling Ming my experience that may not be to the original Po, but really think people think of heartache]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
冷笑话精选：给需要的妹子[doge]
[Need to sister [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
MIUI：近一年来，小米手机尝试了多种外观设计，你最喜欢的是？tRpYufk
[For nearly a year, millet mobile phone to try a wide variety of designs, do you like best? tRpYufk]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
玩转instagram：最近关注了Instagram上一只叫小开司米的小羊，是非常厉害的存在哦！不仅长相美萌美萌的，还玩的一手好段子，经常口出金句，有种机关科室里阅尽沧桑的浓浓“过来人”感。不信戳它微博关注它——@小开司米。#帮小开司米上头条#
[Recently focused on them, a small sheep cashmere, is very much oh! Looks like the beauty of beauty of not only, still play a good joke, often mouth out gold, try reading in an authority department strong survivor sense of vicissitudes of life. Dont poke it weibo attention - it @ little cashmere. The headline # # help little cashmere]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）
新浪汽车：#微博交通台# 摩托车横穿马路，被交警阻拦，司机逃离过程摔倒被后面大车碾压。唉… tRplnmb
[# # weibo communication radio motorcycle crossing the road, by the traffic police, the driver fled process fall behind by cart crushes. Alas... tRplnmb]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
优酷：#秦时丽人明月心# 做戏也要做全套，楚夫人看来深谙这个道理，可以说是秦宫后宫的戏精本精了#酷剧场# →tRpYEXiK 更多精彩尽在优酷独家~
[# # warlords beauty bright moon theatre also should make full, Mrs Chu seems to understand this truth, is arguably Qin Gong harem play the essence of this # # - cool theater tRpYEXiK more exciting as sole ~ in youku]
但斌：回复@寻找价值的小兵[泪]@寻找价值的小兵这就是基金投资不一样的地方。@但斌会！因为我们不是巴菲特，有保险基金的浮存金可以跌%买进，私募基金有止损位，跌破了就没有未来了，商业模式不同，只能规避大的风险！但价值投资和长期投资的理念一定会坚持！
[Reply @ to find the value of the batman] [tear @ for batman this is the value of fund investment is not the same place. @ but bin! Because were not, buffett has insurance fund can float down % buying, private equity funds have a stop bit, below, we have no future, business model is different, can avoid big risk! But the idea of value investment and long-term investments will insist!]
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