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包租婆汪老师：
不好意思我选阿轲。
[Im sorry O I choose Ke.]

精神洁癖偏执狂

卢健生：
@ZCAM V Pro影视级立体VR相机，进军加拿大，第一站温哥华，出动CEO在街头向客户现场示范讲解，可以不？ tRJDQr
[@ ZCAM grade V Pro film stereo VR camera, into Canada, vancouver, the first stop CEO explain to the customer on-site demonstration in the streets, can not? tRJDQr]

视觉科技 ImagineVision, CEO

薛蛮子：
哈哈哈
[Ha, ha, ha]

天使投资人薛蛮子商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一

薛蛮子：
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

天使投资人薛蛮子商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一

冷笑话精选：
细长腿[doge]
[Slender legs [doge]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

冷笑话精选：
是这样[摊手]@同道大叔没错！这是原则！！@Tyuuuw我的好朋友如果和我讨厌的人做好朋友，那么我们不要做朋友了吧
[So [stand hand] @ fellow uncle right! This is principle!!!!! @ Tyuuuw if my good friend, and I hate people make friends, so we dont do friends]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

优酷：
@努力努力再努力x 真是太暖心了[憧憬]~男友力MAX爆棚~不仅主动申请去后厨打工赚钱，还大方的把@姚晨让给了落单的@羅志祥，脏活累活他都干，一路呵护女嘉宾， #张艺兴暖男#没毛病！[爱你]
tROzriO
[@ efforts to try again its very warm heart of x [hope] MAX now ~ ~ boyfriend force actively apply not only to earn money after hutch, also easy to @ yao to the single @ show, he is dry, dirty way to caress female guest, # lay there is nothing wrong with sunshine boy #! Love you [] tROzriO]

优酷：
@黄渤 @林志玲上演离别大戏“泰坦尼克号”，#林志玲极限挑战#和渤哥实力尬戏，金马影帝却状况频出[doge]说好的露丝变露西，啤酒瓶还拿反…….猪导@羅志祥在旁一脸嫌弃：“这演员谁找的？”
tROzZaU
[@ Huang Bo @ Lin staged separation drama Titanic, # # Lin limit challenge and the elder brother of the bohai sea power full play, golden horse award winner but the multiplexes [doge] said good Lucy Lucy, beer bottles and anti... Pig guide @ show Alongside a face of abandon, the actor who? tROzZaU]

小野妹子学吐槽：
那如果吴彦祖突然出现，给别人万，也给你万，你还会对他好感度为吗。
[That if Daniel wu suddenly appeared, to others, also give you, will you still to his liking for it.]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

优酷：
#极限挑战# 套路深，自我评价来认人！港真，没点智商还真get不到[doge]比如@羅志祥给自己的评价#罗志祥很大# [费解]优酷君真的没有要开车，就是想问问到底是哪里很大怎么很大呀[偷笑]
tROTqK
[# # limit challenge routines, self assessment to recognize people! Port of truth, not still do not get really [doge] IQ points such as @ # show show to their evaluation lot # [difficult] youku you really didnt have to drive, just wanted to ask what went big how much ah [laughing] tROTqK]

但斌：
王毅：中美双方积极准备特朗普访华当地时间月日，正在菲律宾首都马尼拉出席东亚合作系列外长会的中国外长王毅，与美国国务卿蒂勒森举行双边会晤。会后，王毅在回答记者提问时表示，双方正在为特朗普总统访华积极做准备。
中国外交部长王毅：中美“四个对话”为特朗普访华“铺路”
“我跟美国国务卿蒂...全文： m.weibo
[Wang yi the two sides actively preparing for trumps visit, local time, was in the Philippine capital Manila for east Asia cooperation series of foreign ministers meeting of Chinas foreign minister wang yi, held bilateral meetings with U.S. secretary of state tillerson. After the meeting, wang said when answer a reporters question, the two sides are preparing to trump the Presidents visit to positive. Chinas foreign minister wang yi four dialogue between China and America to trumps visit roads I with U.S. secretary of states... m. eibo]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

微博搞笑排行榜：
回复全是人才[笑cry]@krystal_南乔哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈评论看的爽炸了！！！！
[Reply was full of talent [laugh cry] @ krystal_ south Joe ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha comments look great Fried!!!!!!!!!!]

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新浪汽车：
#出行生活#无语，后男子公交袭胸后，摸了一把就跑[鄙视][鄙视][鄙视]tRSbQrn
[That man after bus travel life # # speechless after chest, touched the ran [despise] [despise] [despise] tRSbQrn]

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冷笑话精选：
不存在的[摊手]@陈三斗斗斗-：想想我的男朋友不对我没有男朋友[拜拜]
[Non-existent [stand hand] @ Chen Sandou dou dou - think of my boyfriend is wrong I dont have a boyfriendbye bye]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

小米手机：
恭喜@快叫我刚哥啊名用户获得【小米Note】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCZZpo对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公证链接：tROPU
[Congratulations to @ call I just elder brother ah Users get Note 】【 millet. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tROPU]

探索黑科技，为发烧而生。

但斌：
@八大商人：在中印边境打陆地攻防战，于我有利，能以比较小的代价，让印度陷入泥潭，类似于老山论战，拖垮越南经济一样，不求速胜，只做蚕食，消耗印度的国力，遏制三哥的发展势头，毕竟藏区只是中国的边缘地带，却接近印度的核心都市，在藏区用兵，能起到四两拨千斤的作用。关键是对战争规模控制力
[@ eight businessman offensive in china-india border land, in my favor, at smaller cost, India was crippled, similar to the old controversy, dragged down the Vietnam economy, no victory, only do eat, consumed power of India, to curb the development of the third brother, after all, the edge of the Tibetan just China, but at the heart of the city close to India, fight in Tibetan areas, and can have the effect of four two dial one thousand jins. The key is to control scale war]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小野妹子学吐槽：
你说小睡一会时会睡得最熟，你说少尝两口时会吃得最香，你说少买两件时会买的最嗨，你说就偷偷喜欢一下时会陷得最深。
[You said a nap sleep the most familiar, you said taste less two when they eat the most sweet, you say buy two will buy less of the hi, you said you secretly like it will get the most. ]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

但斌：
@一刀柳叶：一将功成，胜败天定
[@ one knife willow one will be successful, the battle day]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

猫扑：
#猫扑晚安# 第一次见到乌龟的小奶猫，整只猫都惊呆了，又怕怕又想要扑上去的样子也是萌到了[心]tRpRGH （via英国报姐）
[# # mop good night for the first time I saw the tortoise little milk cat, the cat was shocked, afraid afraid and want to pounce on appearance is amazed [heart] tRpRGH (via the UK newspaper elder sister)]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：

优酷：
#张艺兴暖男#认证！[憧憬]@努力努力再努力x 为了让@姚晨在节目中能玩得开心，不仅脏活累活都自己包揽，竟然还……看过之后相信你们也会和优酷君一样，脑补一出偶像剧的～在#极限挑战揭秘版#里，每次都能看到不一样的小绵羊！[哆啦A梦吃惊]tRRmu
[# # lay sunshine boy certification! [hope] @ efforts to try again to make x @ yao Have a good time during the show, not only dirty themselves, unexpectedly also... Seen after believe you will like youku jun, imagine a idol drama ~ in # # limit challenge leaked version, every time can see different little sheep! [doraemon surprised] tRRmu]

微博搞笑排行榜：
今晚零点话题，你们玩得开心！[二哈]@sweetheart猫回了n个评论，怼的超爽
[Zero point topic tonight, you have a good time! [two ha] @ sweetheart cat back n comments, Dui super fun]

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优酷：
哎哟喂！翠平@姚晨竟然跟着张艺兴@努力努力再努力x 跑了！那可是余则成@孙红雷的媳妇儿啊，对#潜伏夫妇# 的执念让颜王上演起“深情追车”戏码[哆啦A梦吃惊]如此凶猛的爱，不知道大姚能否消受得起啊[允悲]
tRkvPU
[Oh hello! Cui ping @ yao Follow lay @ efforts to try again run x! Thats more than is @ sun hong leis wife, with # # latent couple let YanWang stage drama affectionate car chase [doraemon surprised] so fierce love, dont know if yao can worth ah [allow sad] tRkvPU]

但斌：
转评论：现在中印边境对峙，其实我觉得中国选择的这个拖和捻住战略是对的，中印隔着喜马拉雅山防线对峙，这个地方的地形和秦赵的上党对峙地形一样，都是山地，都是制高点。尤其喜马拉雅山防线对印度更是不容有失，因为纵深不到一百公里就是印度的恒河平原。所以印度是重兵在这个防线，国防资源很大部分...全文： m.weibo
[Turn comments now the sino-indian border standoff, in fact I dont think Chinas choice of the drag and twist live strategy is right, China and India confrontation across the Himalayan arc, the place of terrain and qin zhao take confrontation, is a mountain, is the commanding heights. Especially the Himalayas defence of India is missing, because the depth is less than one hundred kilometers gangetic plains in India. India is so heavily in the defense, defense resources largely... The full text m. eibo]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
转个朋友写的段子，个人观点，仅供参考[呲牙]最近去了山西的高平，就是长平之战的古战场，在之前，我一直以为赵括就是个只会纸上谈兵的书生，并且认为战国把这个决定国运的战争交到赵括身上是轻率。这次实地看了后，我认为对赵括的指责值得商榷，在这样的战场下，赵括的选择是对的，他的选择是最优选择...全文： m.weibo
[Turn a friend write jokes, personal opinion, only supplies the referenceyi tooth recently went to shanxi gaoping, is the ancient battlefield, the battle of changping in before, I have been think zhao enclosed is a scholar will only be an armchair strategist, give this decision that national war and believes the warring states period into zhao is enclosed body rash. After field at this time, I think about zhao enclosed is questionable, under such a battlefield, zhao enclosed choice is right, his choice is the best choice... The full text m. eibo]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

汽车之家：
#晚安家人# 你在乘坐别人开车的时候会睡觉吗？
[# # good night family you are driving on others will go to bed? ]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪汽车：
#出行生活#初中生不慎刮蹭劳斯莱斯，天价维修没被吓哭，被车主给弄哭了。
[Travel life # # middle immodesty scratches, Rolls-Royce for maintenance is not cry, be the owner to cry. ]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

ZAKER：
#深夜ZAKER# 这世界上并不存在所谓的感同身受，脆弱的人才会四处游说自己的不幸，坚强的人只会不动声色去成长。不要试图同情你自己，所有杀不死你的，都会让你更加坚强。晚安！
[# ZAKER# late at night in the world does not exist the so-called empathy, vulnerable people lobbying their own misfortune, it takes a strong man will only are poised to grow. Dont try to sympathize with you, all doesnt kill you, will make you more strong. Good night! ]

传递价值资讯：myzaker

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【送外卖也有规范了配送员不应进入消费者家中】月日，《外卖配送服务规范》团体标准在北京发布，本标准规定了外卖配送的服务机构要求、服务人员、服务流程、异常情况处理、服务质量控制等方面内容↓↓↓外卖从业人员赶紧注意啦[doge]这些细节你们要注意↓↓↓tRBHP
[Also has the delivery specification marki should not enter the consumer home 】, February nd group standard code for the delivery and distribution services in Beijing, this standard specifies requirements the delivery and distribution services, service personnel, service process, exception handling, service quality control content left left hurriedly left take-out practitioners attention these details you should pay attention to doge left left left tRBHP down down down]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

优酷：
#终极三国#明明白白我的心，曹操表白小乔要亲亲~曹操，勇敢一点嘛，乔妹留给你的时间不多了！赶紧跟小乔表明心意啊，我们不会告诉她你跟张飞的小秘密呢~#酷剧场#tRNnrN
[Ultimate three kingdoms # # clearly my heart, kiss ~ cao cao, cao cao do little to be brave, Qiao Mei wont have much time for you! Hurriedly with little show heart ah, we are not going to tell her you like zhang fei little secret? Cool ~ # # tRNnrN theatre]

优酷：
#优酷极限挑战#正片来啦～[doge]极限男人帮终于盼来了#极限五美# ！坐等发糖？想太多！相爱相杀才是正确打开方式！据说这期张艺兴@努力努力再努力x 会有惊人表现，是什么呢？[並不簡單]猛戳链接，你想看的都在这里！tRuUG
[# # youku limit challenge feature to ~ [doge] men finally wish to limit the limit five beautiful # #! Wait for candy? Think too much! Love is open is the right way! It is said that the period lay @ efforts to try again x will have extraordinary performance, what is it? Is not a simple stab link, would you like to see here! tRuUG]

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【周笔畅借位接吻男舞伴太逼真粉丝纷纷相信了…】近日，在周笔畅某演唱会上，有粉丝拍到周笔畅与男舞伴侧身接吻。当时，周笔畅潇洒地侧身向左，男舞伴顺势凑到跟前，两人疑似接吻。对此，有一些歌迷表示震惊且心痛。但是很快就有现场粉丝po照澄清没有亲吻，只是借位↓↓↓tRmPbE
[【, borrow a kiss male dancers too realistic Fans to believe anymore... Recently, at, a concert, fans are photographed, and the male partner side kissing. At that time, zhou bichang smartly sideways to the left, conveniently to male partner, two people suspected of kissing. To this, there are some fans expressed shock and heartache. But will soon have the scene fan Po according to clarify no kiss, just a borrow left left left tRmPbE down down down]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

阳光媛小圈：
从前天起就一直在劝自己淡定，可是机会也许就一次啊，真的不想再被决定了…
[Since the day before yesterday I have been advised his calm, but opportunity may be a ah, really dont want to be decided... ]

我不能再混日子了

微博搞笑排行榜：
今晚互换一下
评论假装老师提一个问题，其他人做学生回复一下 _____________________________
[Exchange review tonight to pretend the teacher ask a question, others do students replies _____________________________]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【谢娜祝福张杰助理获男友求婚】昨晚，张杰在南宁办演唱会，之前被某媒体曝出乌龙绯闻的助理小兔现场获男友惊喜求婚，感动落泪。现场歌迷与张杰共同见证幸福。谢娜对于这样的好消息，也送上了自己的祝福↓↓↓tREQoa
[Propose 】【 uproot shayna blessing assistant zhang jie won the boyfriend last night, zhang jie in nanning do concerts, before being a media exposed oolong gossips assistant at the scene of the rabbit surprise her boyfriend to marry him, was moved to tears. The fans with zhang jie together happiness. Uproot shayna for such good news, also send their wishes left left left tREQoa down down down]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

MIUI：
一组三角元素构成的催眠动图，效果奇佳，一看就困。记得转发备用。
[Consisting of a set of triangular element hypnosis figure, better effectiveness, a see. Remember to forward. Set aside. ]