#猫扑晚安# 哈哈哈哈太浪了 tRlmUf
[# good night # ha ha ha ha too wave tRlmUf]
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微博搞笑排行榜：预告今晚分互动题目：“你有没有一张图，就能讲出一个故事的图片”。（本条预告分钟后删除）
[Forecast tonight in interactive topic you have a picture, you can tell a story of image. (this article forecast minutes remove)]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
但斌：英伟达，再创历史新高[赞][心][鲜花][干杯]
[Nvidia, to an all-time high [who] [heart] [flowers] [drink]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
猫扑：回复@大脑袋惹人爱评论里那么多单身嗷嗷的，你们自己试试相互勾搭吧，我也只能帮你们到这里了 tRlOiN @大脑袋惹人爱回复@猫扑我是来求助你的[感冒][感冒][感冒]@猫扑好了，我知道我的粉丝大部分都是单身了[喵喵] tRlpOh
[Reply @ big head provoking love comments so many single whoa, you try to hook up with each other, I can only help you to reply here tRlOiN @ big head provoking love @ mop Im here to help you [cold] [cold] [cold] @ mop well, I know most of my fans are singlemeow tRlpOh]
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新沐sunshine：昨天干嘛了，楼房呆一天，饿一天，十点多起床收拾东西看了一些，补历程，三点半楼下等车，信誉楼呀买吃，坐公交回家，没有遇上大暴雨幸好，
[Why yesterday, building one day, hungry for a day, up more than ten watched some packing, filling, half past three waiting downstairs, credibility floor! Buy to eat, take the bus to go home, not met torrential rain fortunately,]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
但斌：@股道热肠也@全真道士梁兴扬在中国这个道只有一个，那就是天公地道、敬天法祖、认同中国人身份，所以，我们要实现宗教中国化，而不是中国宗教化，无论信仰什么宗教，首先认同华夏文明。@菊坛梨园年少道长，这都不是一个道好嘛？要是这么说，基督教还天天布道呢，，人们天天讲道理呢。
[@ good Joe also @ quanzhen Taoist Liang Xingyang fields in China, the only one, that is fair play, worship days progenitor, think themselves as Chinese, so, we want to realize sinicization of religion, rather than religious in China, no matter what religion, the first Chinese civilization. @ JuTan liyuan young long, this is not a excellent? If so, Christianitys sermon, every day, every day people make sense?]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@股道热肠也中国佳话！
[@ good Joe fields is also Chinas charming story!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@股道热肠也牛！
[@ good Joe fields is also cow!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新沐sunshine：感觉虐心，中午看门，主要是翻微博了，下午和同学聊天，搞明白共享单车，其实不明白，晚上做饭，市场买菜，收拾东西，手机没啥好玩的，却依然放不下
[Heart feel abused, noon the janitor, mainly microblogging, chat with my classmates in the afternoon, understand Shared cycling, actually dont understand, cook a meal in the evening, the market to buy food, packing, mobile phones do not have what fun, but still can not let go]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
但斌：@股道热肠也他懂个狗屁！
[@ good Joe fields is also he understand a shit!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@股道热肠也跟着馆主发财了！@樊建川没在镇上生活过吧，员工大部分是农民，分散，极其分散。家住的近的，离馆只有几十米，家住的远的，也就只有几公里，很少有人超过十公里，大道、小路、机耕道、田坎……[允悲]@李聪开通班车此忧可解！
[@ fields is good Joe followed owner filthy rich! @ FanJianChuan didnt lived in the town, most employees are farmers, scattered, extremely scattered. Close to your home, away from the house only a few tens of meters, who lives far, only a few kilometers, few have more than kilometers, avenue, road, tractor road, Tian Kan... [allow sad] @ Li Cong opened train this sorrow solution!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@股道热肠也@章晓华微博[怒]@昕飞扬#飞扬昕语# 越来越多的少年儿童被裹挟进宗教活动中，这其中有家长的责任，家长信教，很自然的就会向孩子宣教，这是人之常情。而国家既然规定未成年人不得参加宗教活动，政府就该严格执法。但政府疏于管理，让这种违法行为愈演愈烈。
[@ good Joe fields is also @ ZhangXiaoHua weibo [anger] # @ xin float in the sky flying XinYu # more and more children was enveloped in the religious activities, which are the responsibility of the parents, parents exercise, to the child education, naturally, this is human nature. And now that the regulations of the state minors shall not participate in religious activities, the government should enforce laws strictly. But the government neglected, let this illegal act intensified.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@股道热肠也李白乘舟游晋祠，写诗：晋祠流水如碧玉，微波龙鳞莎草绿。
[@ fields is good Joe Li Baicheng boat swim jin temple, also write poetry jin temple water like jasper, microwave squama sedge green.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@股道热肠也回复@风雨云中客报答母亲的恩德！@风雨云中客这是我们山西晋祠的对越访。出自《诗经.周颂》。“对”为报答，“越”为宣扬。记得前些日子阿忆博士曾解释过。
[@ good Joe fields is also reply @ rain cloud ZhongKe repay the kindness of the mother! @ rain cloud ZhongKe this is our Vietnam to visit shanxi jin temple. From the book of songs. Filialness. In return for to, more to promote. Remember the other day Dr Yi was explained.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@王涛勇：寻根问祖
[@ Wang Taoyong roots of progenitor]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
一块去旅行：“别让我列什么人生规划，我连明天早餐吃什么都没有想好。”
[Dont let me list what life planning, I didnt even want to good whats for breakfast tomorrow. ]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
猫扑：好了，我知道我的粉丝大部分都是单身了[喵喵] tRlpOh
[Ok, I know my fans most of them are single meow tRlpOh]
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新沐sunshine：八月份计划是写在本子上，可是一拖一移动，总是不及时，大脑也不过滤，今天七号，上午吃饭睡过去睡到十点，看春风十里，gj
[Program is written in the book in August, but went on a mobile, always not in time, the brain is not filtering, today, eat sleep over at o clock in the morning, see the spring breeze miles, gj]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
新浪汽车：#老司机课堂#我觉得把脑袋伸在外面开车的人，技术都好不到哪去…你们说呢？[微笑][微笑][微笑]tRNFFs
[Old driver class # # I felt my head and driving in the outside, where technology is not good... You said that? [smiles] [smiles] [smiles] tRNFFs]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
但斌：@老曾阿牛菲律宾迟早伊斯兰化。@头条新闻转发微博
[@ old pig Philippines islamization sooner or later. Forwarding microblogging @ headlines]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@老曾阿牛一年多赚两倍，炒壳有这样丰厚的收益，@证监会发布 还是多发点新股吧。
[@ old had pig earn twice as much as more than a year, fired shells have so generous benefits, @ securities issued or multiple points of new shares.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@股场潜伏者：虽然香港是中国的土地，但香港是一国两制。大陆人说回国肯定是指回大陆，而不是指回香港。而且关键的是大陆警方在香港没有执法权，不能对贾跃亭边控吧。
[@ a field lurker although Hong Kong is one of Chinas land, but Hong Kong is one country, two systems. Mainland Chinese says home must be back to the mainland, not back to Hong Kong. And the key is the mainland police in Hong Kong, not the executive, not the Jia Yue TingBian control.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@老曾阿牛居然没有抓人?
[@ old had pig didnt catch a person?]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
卢健生：加拿大卡尔加里，最好吃的炭烤牛扒之一，就是这家NOtaBLE。 tRJyuPGb
[Calgary in Canada, one of the most delicious charcoal grilled steak, this is for. tRJyuPGb]
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但斌：@老曾阿牛要是大大也喜欢打高尔夫就好
[@ old had good if pig greatly also like to play golf]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：[赞][心][鲜花][干杯]@老曾阿牛同意到年前后茅台可以赚亿年，但估值就比较难说了。@任仁雄@yingying-駿馬干货满满！[good][鲜花][微风]
[[who] [heart] [flowers] [drink] @ around old have pig agreed to maotai can earn in one hundred million, but the valuation is hard to say. @ Ren Renxiong @ yingying - steed dry full! [good] [flowers] [wind]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@老曾阿牛该出手时就该出手！
[@ old once the pig moves when its the shots!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@老曾阿牛又一个在美国过得失落的当年精英@国老这帮人都是唯西方优越论，结果他们在美国混得…@水晶苍蝇拍年前的清华物理系毕业生是什么概念？再加上之后近年的大发展时运，本来该有多大作为？结果弄成这样。简直是芒格那句“年轻人把宝贵的头脑浪费在意识形态上是最愚蠢的”的活案例
[@ old pig once again a year in the United States had lost elite @ the old guys are only the superiority of the west, the results they are mixed in the United States... Tsinghua university physics graduate @ crystal fly swatter years ago what concept? Plus in recent years, great development after the time, should have how old? The result like this. Is munger that young people waste valuable mind in ideology is the most stupid live case]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@老曾阿牛@中国政府网 @共青团中央 @求是 @紫光阁 @胡锡进@八大山债人 @腾伯格毛转发微博
[@ old once pig @ @ the communist youth league of China government network central @ realistic @ council @ hu @ eight mountains of debt person @ tengs MAO forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@老曾阿牛@诸宸chess 来帮助一下她吧？@八大山债人@卫中这个是自己作死，没办法同情@广州黑人问题观察员《古兰经》规定：男人的权利比女人高一级。男人可以打不顺从的女人直到女人顺从为止。女人通奸要被处死（圣训明确是石刑），男人通奸只要接受责备就可以了。女人的继承权只有男人的一半
[@ old had pig @ ZhuChen chess to help her? @ eight mountains of debt person @ who this is own fault, cant sympathize with @ guangzhou black watchers the Koran regulation the rights of man are higher than women. A man can play unbelieving woman until women obedient. Women adultery shall be put to death (that rule is clear stoning), men just accept blame of adultery. Womens inheritance is only half a man]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@老曾阿牛各民族一律平等，这样的要求符合社会主义吗？
[@ old had pig of all ethnic groups are equal, the requirement accord with socialism?]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@欢欢欢一浦江：涨吧，涨到我怀疑人生有这么大个馅饼就好。上周被老板知道我买茅台后，被他奚落了一下。心里难受。
[@ huan huan huan a pujiang up, up to I doubt life were that big pie. Last week after the boss know I buy maotai, by his ridicule. In the mind uncomfortable.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
冷笑话精选：一夜暴富[哆啦A梦吃惊]
[Overnight [doraemon surprised]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
但斌：@老曾阿牛美帝到处都是军人和退伍军人优先，甚至买个保险都有优惠，董先生知道吗？@否极泰董宝珍：我很像知道军人享有有待和优先的理论依据是什么？比如老人和孕妇在公共交通上享有优先权是因为尊敬老人和照顾孕妇！军人享有优先的依据是什么？大部分军人是青状年看不出必须优先的理由
[@ old had pig was full of soldiers and veterans preferred American imperialists, even buy a insurance have preferential, dong know? Much @ Thai Dong Baozhen I would like know soldiers have yet to be and what is the theoretical basis of priority? Such as the elderly and pregnant women have the right because of respect for the old man on the public transportation and taking care of the pregnant woman! What is military priority basis? Most of the soldiers are green years dont see reason must be the priority]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
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