#大V聊车# 一辆漂移的捷达王，再加个小姐姐，这期内容简直叫人 [色]
[# big V chat the jetta car # a drift, add a little sister, this content can call a person [color]]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
汽车之家：正确答案本田 锋范，恭喜@小时候可彪了_，最快答对，请私信家家您的收货地址，我们会尽快将礼品快递到您手中
[Correct answer Honda feng fei, congratulations to @ to puma _ in childhood, the fastest answer correctly, please direct messages every of your shipping address, we will gift delivery to you as soon as possible]
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猫扑：【小猪仔火场获救 半年后被主人做成香肠送给消防员[允悲]】英国威尔特郡一农场今年月发生火灾，头母猪、头小猪仔被消防员救出。不料侥幸逃生的小猪们还是在“劫”难逃——半年后被主人做成香肠，送给当时救援的消防员以示感谢。消防队员表示：香肠“味道好极了”。tRCCAnBL
[The little pig fire rescue After six months by the owner to make sausage to firefighters [allow sad]] a Wiltshire farm fire this year, month, sows, head of piglet rescued by firemen. Only narrowly escaped piglets or in the hook escape by their owners, after half a year to make sausage, to rescue firefighters as a token of his appreciation. The fireman said delicious sausage. tRCCAnBL]
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优酷：#颤抖吧阿部#等候一年，青风哥哥@D郑业成C 居然就从帅气将军变身红烧肉品鉴师了，编剧你出来！这份红烧肉测评报告你给我写完，我就不打你[憧憬]优酷君现在只想去抱紧小哥哥，去他的心里！#酷剧场# tRCCAnne
[# trembling Abe # wait for a year, green wind brother @ D Zheng Yecheng C is from general handsome become unexpectedly braise in soy sauce meat tasting division, the writers you out! The braise in soy sauce meat assessment report you write to me, I dont play you [hope] youku jun just now to hold the little brother, to his heart! Cool # # tRCCAnne theatre]
新浪汽车：#车圈话题# 你最喜欢哪种颜色的车？
[# #.so topic which color do you like best? ]
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最丰富的汽车活动。
猫扑：鲜有人注意到，这是蔚来官方首次公开披露ES的领先科技与配置！据说未来几周，这档移动互联网商业脱口秀节目会陆续披露ES的各项领先科技与配置，非常值得期待。
[Few people noticed, this is the first time wei to official public disclosure leading science and technology of ES and configuration. It is said that in the coming weeks, which disclose ES will be more mobile Internet business talk show of the leading technology and configuration, is worth looking forward to very much.]
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金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# tRCCPdGj
[# # jinshan night tRCCPdGj]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
猫扑：【河南某中学食堂现雷人标语“谁夹塞就打断谁的狗腿” 校方：餐饮公司行为】近日，河南省长垣县第一中学食堂门口出现不文明标语牌，写着“谁加塞就打断谁的狗腿，谁吵闹就撕烂谁的嘴皮”。对此，校方回应称是餐饮公司个别人行为，将给予经济处罚，并向网民、学生和家长致以真诚的道歉。未来网...全文： m.weibo
[【 henan some middle school canteen is shocking slogan who the plug them interrupt whose dog leg school catering company behavior 】 recently, henan changyuan county first middle school dining hall uncivilized placards, reads whoever gasser interrupt whose dog leg, noisy who tore lousy, form. School officials responded to this is catering company individuals behavior, will give financial penalties, and sincere apology to the netizens, students and parents. The future network... The full text m. eibo]
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微博搞笑排行榜：饿了！@阿无雪 suki！！！！每个都想吃一遍嗷嗷嗷
[Hungry! No snow suki o @!!!!!!!!!! Everyone wants to eat the ao ao again]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
音悦台：这些歌光前奏就很经典！[二哈]你能脱口而“唱”几首？ tRCFWT
[These songs prelude to light is very classic! [two ha] can you and a few sing? tRCFWT]
音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭，支持你的偶像！饭团总舵地址：yinyuetaifanMass
小浪同学爱吐槽：【惯犯盗窃后留字条 “祝您he家幸福”求原谅[费解]】浙江的高先生近日家中失窃，而窃贼留下的字条更是让他哭笑不得↓↓不仅言辞恳切还祝“屋主he家幸福”↓↓事后嫌疑人陈某被警方抓获，这般“求原谅”竟然还是个惯犯...[摊手]↓↓tRCkIWv
[The recidivist theft after leave a note I wish you happiness he home please forgive [difficult]] in zhejiang, Mr. Gao has stolen from the thieves left the note is to let him in distress situation left left words not only earnestly wish owner he home happiness, left the left after the suspect Chen was arrested by the police, so forgiveness is also a recidivist... [stand hand] left left tRCkIWv down]
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新浪汽车：月日-日，发微博加话题 #车展真心话大冒险# 说出成都车展上，你想看车圈大V回答哪些劲爆的真心话？参加哪些搞怪的大冒险？即有机会赢取新浪汽车U型枕或自拍杆，总共个，先到先得！我们会随机抽取位幸运粉丝，月日开奖[doge]
[th month, day, tweeting topic # # adventures in auto show true name chengdu auto show, do you want to see.so big V what awesome true answer? What do strange adventures? That have a chance to win a sina car u-shaped pillow or the shaft, in total, a first come first served! We will randomly a lucky fans, date of the lottery [doge]]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
冷笑话精选：收到别人发过来很长很长的语音时的我……[微笑]
[Received others sent a long speech when I... [smiles]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
薛蛮子：这个游泳池逼格高
[The swimming pool is pretend bility is high]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
小野妹子学吐槽：兔：可能是个傻子
[Rabbit it might be a fool]
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青年时报：【仅剩一个肾却又长了肿瘤，老兵来杭求医遇上“机器人”主刀做手术！】朱老先生是新疆建设兵团老兵，年前执行任务时中枪立下大功，但也因此失去左肾。虽说只有一个肾，但朱老身体一直很硬朗。但是一次体检过后，他没想到，已经失去一个肾的自己竟然又被肾肿瘤找上了门；更没想到的是，到处看医生，最...全文： m.weibo
[【 only one kidney is long tumour, veterans to seek treatment in hangzhou was caught in a robot the butcher surgery!] Old Mr. Zhu is the xinjiang construction corps veterans, years ago when performing tasks in gun s, but also lose the left kidney. Though only a kidney, but zhu old body has been very tough. But after a physical examination, he didnt expect, has lost a kidney myself and find the door was renal tumor; More unexpectedly, everywhere to see a doctor, the most... The full text m. eibo]
新闻推动进步。青年时报，在中国浙江观察世界。 新闻热线：。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【郭敬明已提起刑事诉讼 李枫涉嫌诽谤罪】据郭敬明方面消息，他已向法院起诉，指控李枫捏造同性性侵情节，严重损害其名誉，已构成诽谤罪，应依法判处三年以下有期徒刑。据了解，李枫日晚发布微博后，郭敬明律师团队调取和固定相关证据，今天正式向法院提起了刑事诉讼↓↓tRCrEKp
[【 guo has filed a criminal action ] [feng li alleged libel, according to guo ways he had Sue to the court, accused [feng li fabricated plot same-sex sexual abuse, serious damage to his reputation, constitute libel, shall be sentenced to be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than three years in accordance with the law. We have learned, after Li Fengri release weibo, guo lawyer team and fixed the evidence to be obtained, to the court today left left tRCrEKp filed a criminal lawsuit]
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一块去旅行：西藏有的不只是布达拉宫与冰川湖泊，还有位于仲巴的五彩沙漠。
[Some is not just the potala palace in Tibet glacier lake, and the colorful in zhong ba desert. ]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
汽车之家：#家家新车# 【售.-.万元 众泰T正式上市】年月日，众泰汽车旗下全新小型SUV车型——众泰T在重庆正式上市，新车推出搭载.L和.T两种动力的车型，售价区间为.-.万元。tRCNzu
[# every new car # 【 sales. -. Ten thousand yuan Zhongtai T officially listed] (date) (month) (year), and the cars new small SUV models, zhongtai T officially listed in chongqing, a new car running. L and. T two kinds of dynamic models and price range for. -. Ten thousand yuan. tRCNzu]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
微博搞笑排行榜：今天SNH三位人气偶像化身梦幻月宫嫦娥，小仙女们各有各的特色，大家喜欢哪一个？
[SNH today three popular incarnation dreamy moon palace in the moon, the little fairies each have each characteristic, which one you like?]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
优酷：#蒙面唱将猜猜猜#优酷精彩花絮抢先看！凭借超强实力及发达胸肌迷倒众人的三把刀再爆新料！在猜评团的猛烈攻势下，三八刀终透露曾与一两百位歌手合作过，甚至天后张惠妹都翻唱过自己的歌！种种线索，猜评团直指三把刀必是#周董#周杰伦#，真的是他吗？[费解]
tRCoBgku
[# # masked sing will guess youku fascinating tidbits first! With superior strength and developed chest charmed all three knife burst new material! In guess evaluation group, under the onslaught of knife eventually revealed that ever cooperation with YiLiangBaiWei singer, even days, zhang huimei covered over his own song! Various clues, guess review group at three knife must be # jay Chou # #, is it really him? [difficult] < br > tRCoBgku]
猫扑：【台风天鸽来袭，最大风力级！】月日，今年第号台风天鸽在广东珠海市金湾区登陆，登陆时“天鸽”中心最大风力级！ 由于风力过大，路边大树已被连根拔起，街道上的人几乎无法站稳，有的甚至被吹倒，连居民楼上的空调也被吹掉了……tRCKsmHL
[Pigeons struck the typhoon day, wind scale biggest!] June , the first number doves landed in guangdong zhuhai golden bay typhoon day, landed day pigeon center biggest wind! Due to the large wind, the tree was uprooted by the road, people can hardly stand on the street, some even blown over, even the air conditioning is blown away from the residents upstairs... tRCKsmHL]
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南方都市报：【数名中国游客巴黎上空放飞无人机遭拘留 大使馆发公告提醒】中国驻法大使馆日前发布公告称，近期发生数起中国游客因在巴黎上空放飞无人机而遭到法国警方拘留的事件。公告提醒中国游客必须严格遵守当地法律法规。据介绍，法国的无人机管理法令中明确规定，除了经特殊审批的情况，巴黎上空严禁放飞无人...全文： m.weibo
[The number of Chinese tourists in Paris flying drones over detained embassy send announcement to remind 】, according to the Chinese embassy to France recently announced a number of Chinese tourists in Paris because of recent flying unmanned aerial vehicle (uav) and by the French police detained over the incident. Announcement to remind Chinese tourists must strictly abide by local laws and regulations. According to introducing, Frances unmanned aerial vehicle (uav) management law stipulates that in addition to the special approval, Paris it is forbidden to let no one... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【女子持刀捅人 捅完竟说“不好意思砍错人了”[怒]】日中午，扬州力宝广场肯德基餐厅发生一起伤人事件。据目击者介绍，一女子来到餐厅后，拿起水果刀就对另一名正在就餐的女子的背部捅了一刀↓↓实拍伤者后背鲜血直流↓↓然而更令人气愤的是行凶女子说的话↓↓tRCXA
[The woman with a knife stabbed Said sorry tong finished cut the wrong people [anger]] day at noon, yangzhou lippo plaza KFC restaurant in the attack. According to witnesses, a woman came into the restaurant, pick up the fruit knife to another is repast woman stabbed a knife left back left to film the wounded back down bloody left left more angry is, however, were left left tRCXA woman said]
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小野妹子学吐槽：玩《火影忍者手游》的大咖之不完全盘点 #火影视频大赛#
[Play naruto mobile game incomplete inventory of higher-ups b # # video series]
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新浪汽车：【震惊！玩真心话大冒险，这些老司机竟然集体飙车[吃惊]】街头采访关于汽车生活的“真心话”，面对这些犀利问题老司机们竟然没尴尬，反而动不动就弯道超车！！[并不简单]我已被#车展真心话大冒险#这个活动实力圈粉，不多说了...坐等#成都车展# 月日：激情直播！tRCXLRuR
[【 shocked! Play big adventure of the truth, these old collective motorcycle racing driver was [surprised]] man-on-the-street interviews about the life of the car true, in the face of these questions and old drivers didnt embarrassed, easily corner overtaking instead!!!!! [] are not simple I was # # auto show true big adventure this activity strength of ring powder, not much said... Wait for # #, chengdu motor show passion live! tRCXLRuR]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【市民养羊当宠物 溜达时竟被人“顺手牵羊”[费解]】郑州宋女士的宠物丢了。然而她的宠物不是猫不是狗，而是一只精心养了年的纯正波尔山羊。小羊某日在外溜达吃草时，突然就不见了踪影...郑女士怀疑爱宠被人偷走，果然监控还原了羊羊行踪↓↓tRCEdv
[The citizens to raise sheep as a pet Walk when he was a person steal zhengzhou ms song [difficult]] lost my pet. Her pet dog not a cat is not, however, but rather a carefully kept in pure Boer goat. Sheep eating grass one day walk outside, suddenly disappeared... Ms. Zheng doubt love dandle was stolen, indeed as expected monitoring reduction goat left left tRCEdv whereabouts]
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猫扑：有这样的特质就好了，捅人还是别学了[笑cry][笑cry]@扁云豆公主 笑得咳嗽@欣欣_avi：我也要做这种既果断又不失礼貌的人🙃
[Have such qualities, stab someone still dont learn [laugh cry] [laugh cry] @ princess flat kidney bean 笑得咳嗽@欣欣_avi：我也要做这种既果断又不失礼貌的人🙃]
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百度网盘：论备份的重要性[思考]
[The importance of the theory of backup [thinking]]
百度网盘是百度公司推出的一款云服务产品。通过百度网盘，您可以将照片、文档、音乐、通讯录等数据在各类设备中使用和管理，亿用户的选择，亿用户的信任！
汽车之家：#成都车展# #家家新闻# 【成都车展探馆广汽讴歌TLX-L量产版】在本届成都车展开幕前夕，汽车之家前方报道团队提前拍摄到了广汽讴歌TLX-L量产版。新车是TLX中期改款车型的国产加长版本，此前上海车展该车的概念版本曾经发布，此次将会首发的是这款量产版本。参考此前消息，新车将于今年年底正式...全文： m.weibo
[# # # # chengdu motor show every news agent [chengdu motor show pavilion gac acura TLX - L production version 】 in the chengdu auto show opened on the eve of the team as the car in front of the report in advance captured gac acura TLX - L production version. New car is TLX medium-term change domestic extended version of the model, the Shanghai auto show, the concept of the vehicle version ever released, this will start the production version. Refer to the previous message, new car will formally at the end of this year... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
优酷：看#春风十里不如你#里英男从劝酒到后来提醒秋水酒后漱口，这个场景总有种似曾相识的熟悉感[笑而不语]想嗦，秋水这个“小妈”的爱称…真的没毛病啊[喵喵]不过想到他们#一作到底就分手#的结局还是觉得有点扎心tRCQZkT
[See # # spring breeze miles is inferior to you in the male from vomiting-inducing toasts to remind autumn waters later rinse your mouth after drinking, the scene is always has a sense of deja vu familiar [smiling without a word] want to sew, autumn waters the nickname little mother... Really not trouble [meow] but think they actually break up # # for the first end is still feel a little heart tRCQZkT]
猫扑：羡慕了@朱较瘦 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 tRCSoyqm
[Envy the @ zhu is thin Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha tRCSoyqm]
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青年时报：【重磅! 浙A车牌竞价双双破五万后, 政府终于要出手了! 】上个月，浙A车牌“不负众望”突破了万元大关，连续个月价格出现上涨。个人最低成交价高达元，单位的最低成交价达。交通运输局调控处处长金琳透露：竞价价格连续高涨，政府部门正在研究出台相关措施，以纾解市场上的小客车指标需求压力。...全文： m.weibo
[The blockbuster! Get A license plate for both break five after all, the government finally to make moves!] last month, zhejiang A license plate expectations broke through ten thousand yuan mark, consecutive months prices rose. Personal lowest clinch a deal valence is as high as RMB, the unit of the lowest price. Commissioner of the regulation of transportation, kelly said bidding price rising continuously, the government department are studying a relevant measures, in order to relieve the car on the market index demand pressures. ... The full text m. eibo]
新闻推动进步。青年时报，在中国浙江观察世界。 新闻热线：。
优酷：我们对你这么执着，当然是因为你长得帅啊。难得看到#超级剧集镇魂街#火将军@汪东城 羞答答的样子，我们大东咋就这婶儿可爱呐？你说是不是？ 期待今晚生日会#汪东城发糖#吧！
tRCKoxyG
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