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丑女达人：蜜豆加蜂蜜有木有太甜呀？美味和健康同样重要呀！[偷笑]
[Honey have too sweet bean with honey? As important as delicious and healthy! [laughing]]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：[赞]
[[who]]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：简洁之美！
[Concise beauty!]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：没有奶的冰淇凌！好吃吗？段完食后要买来试试吗？[疑问]
[There is no milk ice cream! Is it good? Period after the food to buy to have a try? [question]]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：愿意吃亏的人，终究吃不了亏，吃亏多了，总有厚报；爱占便宜的人，定是占不了便宜，赢了微利，却失了大贵。
[Willing to suffer the people, cant eat a deficit after all, who is much, there are always thick newspaper; Pushy people, cannot be accounted for cheap, won a small profit, but missed a big expensive. ]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：看起来太油、太咸了！[偷笑]
[It looks too oil and too salty! [laughing]]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：目标在前方，距离在脚下，道路在身上！🙏
[The target in the front, distance under foot, road in the body! 🙏]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：想看！@张扬张杨不好意思各位，一部还没结束，另一部又来了，月日《皮绳上的魂》。
[Want to see! @ Yang Yang embarrassed you, didnt end a, again, the other one, the soul of the leather cord.]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：回复@汤麟确实是，状态太好了！[赞]@汤麟于和伟演的是，演技炸裂。
[Reply @ Shang Lin is indeed, state is too good! [who] @ Shang Lin and wei play is, acting burst.]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：[加油]
[[go]]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：希望大家都能积极参与！🙏
[I hope everyone can actively participate in! 🙏]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：唉！[泪]
[Alas! [] of tears]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：哦
[oh]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
丑女达人：没了曹操的军事联盟，没看头了。
[Didnt cao caos military alliance, not worth much. ]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
小野妹子学吐槽：天蝎则是掏出小本子[笑cry]
[Scorpio is took out a small book [laugh cry]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
但斌：@帕特里奇ONE转发微博
[@ partridge ONE forward]
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但斌：@张万年：官商勾结，领导乱搞得P项目，拿政府信用和财政做担保，钱赚了你拿走，亏了政府兜底，哪有那么好的事情，这事本来就违法的好不。
[@ Zhang Wannian collusion, messing around leadership to P project, with government credit and financial security, money earned, you take away government lost out, which have so good things, it was not illegal.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@全球鹰---：政府、机关、事业单位一律不得作为担保人，已经担保的也是无效的。这是法律条文明确规定了的。别有用心或不懂法的人才会上当。 小时候父母让你好好读书不听，出来混总是要还的[挤眼]
[@ global hawk - government departments, institutions, and shall, as the guarantor, have guaranteed is invalid. This is the law explicitly. When the ulterior motives or the law of talent meeting. When I was young my parents let you have a good reading dont listen, come out to mix always also [eye]]
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但斌：@赵亚赟打到哥老大华老三@paingod哥伦布：我特么只是路过……
[@ Zhao Yayun to elder brother elder brother hua Lao @ paingod Columbus am I, just passing through...]
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但斌：发表了博文《打假|贵州茅台集团：我们从未生产过特供酒、专供酒！》打假|贵州茅台集团：我们从未生产过特供酒、专供酒！广东德仁心控股集团--核心导读酒，中华文化的符号之一，tRCNQlbf
[Published a blog post the anti-counterfeit | guizhou maotai group we never production exclusively for wine, wine! Anti-counterfeiting | guizhou moutai group we never production exclusively for wine, wine! Guangdong DE kung holding group - the core guide wine, one of the symbols of Chinese culture, tRCNQlbf]
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但斌：@团长----别开枪是我--------：这个日本人的勇气可嘉
[@ head - dont shoot me -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --, the Japanese peoples courage]
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但斌：@老曾阿牛 和你家老二同学[赞]
[@ old pig and your old two classmates [who]]
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但斌：发表了博文《打假|贵州茅台集团：我们从未生产过特供酒、专供酒！（多图必看）》打假|贵州茅台集团：我们从未生产过特供酒、专供酒！（多图必看）--大象融媒集团--大象融媒转发tRCNQyfL
[Published a blog post the anti-counterfeit | guizhou maotai group we never production exclusively for wine, wine! (photos will look) anti-counterfeit | guizhou maotai group we never produced exclusively for wine, wine! (see photos will) - the elephant melt media group, the elephant media forward tRCNQyfL]
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但斌：@樊建川[允悲]→_→ tRCNmr @沢学家笑死，昨天跟今天对比
[@ FanJianChuan [allow sad] - _ - tRCNmr @ ohsawa smile dead, yesterday and today]
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但斌：[赞]@股道热肠也恭喜恭喜！该得瑟！@资本杀手寇文红这种得瑟也是应该的啊！谁看不惯，也去考个清华。
[[who] @ good Joe fields is also congratulations! The show off in an ostentatious manner! @ capital killer KouWenGong this show off in an ostentatious manner is also should be! Who dont like, but also to take an examination of tsinghua university.]
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微博搞笑排行榜：三个人的友谊是什么感受 _____________________________
[What the three peoples friendship is _____________________________]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
但斌：@静娅_写这个起因就是飞机餐。@名字的事以后再说 中国从来不是一个宗教国家，可为什么现在中国所有的航空公司的飞机都只提供穆斯林餐！
[@ static her _ to write the cause is the meal. @ name after the first thing China has never been a religious country, but why now all the airlines in China can only provide Muslim food!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@深圳火牛：有本事把钱装进上市公司。[doge]
[Bull @ shenzhen fire dare put money into the listed companies. [doge]]
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但斌：@赌石赌对了叫点石成金@长平侯卫青伊斯兰教极端化的特征之一——泛清真化。
[@ bet bet on the stone is called the Midas touch @ changping Hou Weiqing one of islamic extremism features - generic halal.]
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但斌：@赌石赌对了叫点石成金拘留并长期监控@远道参荆棘这人不该拘留吗？
[@ bet bet stone come a long way to call the Midas touch detained and long-term monitoring @ and thorns that people should not be detained?]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@赌石赌对了叫点石成金@远道参荆棘又看一下宁夏共青团的声明，人家用的是“共同语言”，好不容易想给宁夏官方洗洗地，现在看要先搞清楚一个问题，请问 @宁夏共青团 回族有没有使用和汉族不同的语言？ tRCNMcfR
[@ bet stone on the thorns of the call came over the Midas touch @ and have a look at the declaration of the communist youth league in ningxia, the somebody else is a common language, very not easy to give in ningxia official wash, now see to understand a problem, please @ the communist youth league in ningxia Use different language and the han hui? tRCNMcfR]
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冷笑话精选：你不单身谁单身[哆啦A梦吃惊]@李红雨_Sallei：这就是至今单身的原因
[Who are you not single single [doraemon surprised] @ lily _Sallei this is the reason why still single]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
但斌：@全景网@-风中追风：很烦 前几天刚买plus 这不是很快贬值啊
[@ panorama network zhuifeng @ - the wind very vexed A few days ago just bought plus this is not depreciate very soon]
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