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冷笑话精选：
别说狗子了……
我自己都快吓尿了[允悲]
tRIXap
[Dont say dog son... I almost frighten urine [allow sad] tRIXap]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【吴京发文回应称收到冯小刚祝贺视频造谣者再被打脸】此前有博主称冯小刚诋毁《战狼》↓↓日冯小刚发微博怒斥造谣博主称造谣抹黑说我喷《战狼》，完全是无中生有，自己还给吴京发了信祝贺他的骄人成绩↓↓晚间吴京也就此事发文，称支持冯导维权↓↓tRfyb
[【 responded the wujing articles received feng congratulations video rumor mongers be dozen face 】 after a blogger says feng xiaogang to denigrate the war Wolf left left, feng xiaogang tweeting accosted the disinformation blogger said rumor discredit said I spray the war Wolf , is totally out of thin air, oneself also Wu Jingfa letter to congratulate his proud achievement left left late wu also post about this matter, said feng rights left left tRfyb support]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

新浪汽车：
#出行生活#别拿自己当三角警示牌[吃惊]tRKHVwC
[# # travel life dont take yourself when them [surprised] tRKHVwC]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
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南方都市报：
【“孤岛”小时：震后他们被困九寨沟熊猫海，最终这样逃离】荷叶寨藏族原住民蒲长生在熊猫海观景台开了间小店。日晚，蒲长生和妻子那果驱车前往观景台时，还未见异常。九点多，伴随“轰隆隆”闷雷般巨响，蒲长生和那果避之不及，摔倒在地。待地震尘土散去一些，夫妻俩和附近村民们互相找到彼此，确...全文： m.weibo
[【 islands hours, they were trapped after an earthquake jiuzhaigou panda sea, in the end that escape 】 lotus leaf village native Tibetan PuChangSheng opened shop in panda sea observation deck. Day night, PuChangSheng and his wife, the fruit drove to the viewing platform, also did not see abnormalities. More than o clock, along with rumble muffled thunder like noise, PuChangSheng and the fruit shun, fell to the ground. For some earthquake dust dispersed, the couple and nearby villagers find each other, each other really... The full text m. eibo]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

小野妹子学吐槽：
谁说老司机都是糙汉的？卖个萌吓死你！听说流行反差，你真的赢了@SGMW宝骏汽车老司机变身小可爱，我墙都不扶就服你~这套表情包萌哭了，收图收图！
[Who said old drivers are rough han? Fetch a primary, frighten to death you! Heard that popular contrast, you really won @ SGMW baojun car turns into a small lovely old driver, my wall is not suit you ~ this expression BaoMeng cried, figure accept figure! ]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

优酷：
#春风十里不如你#火爆暑假，女主@周冬雨接受了@优酷牛舌和@每日人物的采访。大胆吐露真实的自己，爆料与@张一山对戏的小细节，然而现实中却不会想要“秋水”做自己的男朋友。被春风拂过的周冬雨，有了什么不一样的地方？看视频，了解#周冬雨#的另一面！[挤眼]tRuMVeL
[# # spring breeze miles as you hot summer vacation, she @ zhou accepted @ youku ox tongue and @ daily figures. Bold confide yourself, disclosure and @ yishan zhang to play minor details, autumn in reality, however, will not want to do their own boyfriend. By spring breeze rustled zhou, have what different place? See the video, to understand the other side of the # # zhou! [eye] tRuMVeL]

edc陳冠希：
THIS THE REAL HOOD [嘻嘻] 其他的只是在模仿，不用說多，聰明人懂得！
[THIS REAL HOOD (hee hee) others just imitating, needless to say, THE wise man knows!]

International nomad

但斌：
到大亚科技参观
[Visit to the science and technology]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

李冰冰：
如果你觉得大象被偷猎者残忍杀害的修罗场有些远，那么至少在城市里，我们可以控制自己的猎奇心，拒绝使用象牙制品、拒绝观看野生动物表演！[作揖][作揖]#对象牙消费说不# #为生命呐喊#
[If you think the elephant brutally killed by poachers fix some far, at least in the city, we can control their own curiosity, refused to use ivory products, refused to watch wild animals show! [bowing] [bowing] # to say no to ivory consumer # # # for life!!]

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【印外长收印裔乘客告状信：东航因中印对峙侮辱我】《印度时报》日报道称，印度裔的北美旁遮普人联合会执行董事查哈尔日前致信印度外交部长，讲述了他在上海浦东机场所遭到这些“不公正待遇”↓↓同时要求印方就这一事件同中方交涉，涉事东航方面给出回应↓↓tRcBOq
[The Indian foreign minister closed Indian passenger GaoZhuangXin cea for confrontation between China and India insult me 】, The Times of India reported that Indian of North America punjab association executive director of the Hal has sent a letter to Indias foreign minister, tells the story of his in Shanghai pudong airport by these unfair treatment left left at the same time demand that the Indian side over the incident with China, involved in eastern responded to left left tRcBOq down]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

卢健生：
#班夫国家公园# Banff的湖光山色，确实名不虚传。等了二十年，才有机会到此一游，值得！ tRWJafy
[# # Banff lakes and mountains, Banff national park is for real. For years, such as to have the opportunity to visit, worth it! tRWJafy]

视觉科技 ImagineVision, CEO

MIUI：
#MIUI每周更新# 第周更新公告

① 小米VIP新增手机使用情况记录仪；
② 应用详情支持查看应用安装来源与安装时间等信息；
③ 应用双开设置页支持搜索应用…

下次你期待哪些更新？在评论中讨论吧 [可爱]
[# # beautiful MIUI weekly update in the first weeks notice ) VIP new millet mobile phone usage data recorder; . Installed application details support to check the source and time information such as; . Double open Settings page support search application... what are you looking forward to update next time? Lets talk about it in the commentscute]

MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！

优酷：
#秦时丽人明月心#第一集预告新鲜出炉！嬴政冲冠一怒竟要大义灭“亲”？与母后拔刀相向所谓何事？乱世之中何时才能与丽人相遇？[挖鼻]月日起，优酷黄金会员每周日至周二点抢先看集，每周一至周三点免费更新集。@Dear-迪丽热巴 @张彬彬Vin tRLIco
[# # warlords beauty bright moon episode trailer fresh! Ying zhengs sense of honor the coronal one anger did you kiss? Mother crossed swords with the so-called what? Gone with when will meet with beauty? [dig nose] month date, youku gold members every Sunday to Tuesday point first set, every Monday to Wednesday points for free updates. @ Dear - Dillon hot @ bin-bin zhang Vin tRLIco]

微博搞笑排行榜：
评论要笑死哈哈哈哈哈哈@许_亦然这评论可以说非常爆笑了
[Comments to laugh die ha ha ha ha ha ha @ _ versa this comments can say a joke]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

沈博阳：
这叫糖果子，现炸的[馋嘴] tRJLlkk
[This is called candy, now the Fried tRJLlkk [available]]

LinkedIn领英中国总裁

李开复：
谢谢 @杨元庆推荐！[微笑]
[Thank you @ Yang yuanqing recommend! [smiles]]

创新工场CEO，媒体联系：press@chuangxin

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【周立波赞吴京爱国称逼捐行为不理性无逻辑】周立波的诈捐门一波三折，最终以“红十字会”确认收到捐款结尾↓↓九寨沟.级地震后娱乐圈反应迅速，明星再次遭遇到了逼捐，最典型的例子是热映电影的导演吴京↓↓日周立波发文什么是爱国？同时大赞吴京↓↓tRzfG
[[zhou praise wujing patriotic said no reason, no forced to donate behavior logic 】 zhous donation fraud door turns, eventually to confirm received money left at the end of Red Cross left jiuzhaigou. After the earthquake in the entertainment industry reaction is rapid, star encountered forced to donate again, the most typical example is the hit movie director wu zhou left left days post what is patriotic? Also praised wu left left tRzfG down]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

猫扑：
【胃里翻江倒海！顾客吃完鱼肉，发现鱼头里全是抱团成群的蛆[吐]】月日，江苏丹阳，顾客在饭店吃饭时，发现蛆抱团成群出现在鱼头内，恶心不已。饭店已报案，负责人称该事件只是“偶发”事件，不是群体事件。（视频可能会引起不适，请选择性观看）#鱼头里全是蛆#tRmYBZ
[【 thread! Customers eat fish, found in the fish head is full of clannishness swarms of maggots [spitting]] month day, jiangsu danyang, customers in the restaurant, found maggots native groups appear in the head, nausea. Hotel has been reported, said the incident was accidental event, not a mass incidents. Selectivity (video may cause discomfort, please watch) # # in the fish head is full of maggots tRmYBZ]

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汽车之家：
#家家新车# 【旗舰“大块头”来袭实拍北京汽车BJ】日前，在北京汽车举办的一次活动上，北京BJ正式亮相。新车基于老款奔驰GL级底盘进行打造，并定位于一款大型SUV车型，魁梧的造型也与老款奔驰GL十分相似。tRyKY
[# # every new car flagship big to make Beijing automotive BJ 】 a few days ago, at an event to be held in Beijing auto, BJ at Beijing. New car based on old Mercedes GL class chassis, and locate in a large suvs, burly modelling also is similar to the mercedes-benz GL and the old one. tRyKY]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

冷笑话精选：
委屈巴巴的狗子……小可怜[二哈]
tRywRb
[Injustice baba dog son... Little poor [two ha] tRywRb]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

优酷：
这辈子能没个说走就走的旅行？可出走前，你知道那些异国旅游的禁忌吗？哪些旅行环节暗藏危险？不会旅行的人真的人品差吗？捡块石头要人命，杀人武器当成宝！新一期#窦文涛圆桌派#完美收官，四个老干葱讲讲那些年旅行中遭遇的意外，快来了解[来]tRnsx
[In this life can not say come away trip? Before you can run away, you know those exotic travel taboo? What are the travel link hidden dangerous????? People wont traveling character difference really? Pick up stone kills life, killing weapon when ChengBao! New issue # # holding round table send well packaged, four old shallots about those years of travel, a surprise, quick to understand [to] tRnsx]

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【女店员如厕收银台无人男店长怒了：拳打脚踢[吃惊]】月日，浙江义乌一店内，女店员去上厕所，收银台无人↓↓店长看后怒了，两人发生争吵，而女店员顺手拿起数据线砸到店长脸上↓↓双方爆发冲突，男店长随后“彻底释放自我”，暴打女店员↓↓你怎么看？tRAnX
[The salesgirl toilet the checkout counter Punched the male manager nu [surprised]] month day, zhejiang yiwu store, shop girl go to the toilet, no one left left the counter manager look after nu, two people quarrel, and shop girl picking up the cable onto the manager left on the face left the two sides clashed, male manager then releases ego completely, suddenly and violently dozen left left the shop girl what do you think? tRAnX]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

Autobeta汽车杂志：
走近保时捷发动机组装车间[围观] tRmOquG
[[watch] tRmOquG approached the porsche engine assembly workshop]

国内外汽车资讯速递，依据新车进行点评，欢迎大家一起来侃车。你的评论和转发是我发微博的动力，喜欢车请关注 @autobeta汽车杂志。

新浪新闻客户端：
【高铁超高速Wi-Fi来了看剧打游戏不再是梦[太开心]】月日，超高速无线通信(EUHT)技术首次在京津城际高铁上进行了演示↓↓在公里速度的高铁上，也能通过无线Wi-Fi获得非常流畅的实时视频，平均传输速率非常惊人完爆G↓↓为中国智造点赞[赞]tRAfl
[The high-speed high-speed wi-fi Watch drama play games is no longer a dream [quite happy]] month day, ultra high speed wireless communication (EUHT) technology for the first time in the beijing-tianjin inter-city high-speed demonstrated left left on km high-speed, also can get very fluent through wi-fi wireless real-time video, the average transmission rate was amazing finish blasting G left left thumb up for our Chinese wisdom tRAfl [who]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

新浪汽车：
#车闻早高峰#日前，我们从雷克萨斯官方获悉，雷克萨斯新款NX和LX特别限量版车型将于月日开幕的成都车展正式上市。其中新款NX其变化在于内外造型、配置的升级以及车型命名的改变（NX t更名NX ）。至于同日上市的LX特别限量版车型，我们猜测该车就是不久前发布官图的LX Superior。
[# # morning rush car smell a few days ago, we learned from lexus officials that the new lexus NX and LX model of special limited edition will be officially listed on date of opening of chengdu auto show. The new NX the change is internal and external model, configuration upgrade and name change models (renamed NX t NX). As for LX special limited edition models listed on the same day, we assume that the car is just released figure of LX Superior officer. ]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

青年时报：
#西湖早茶#：我不知将去何方，但我已在路上。——《风之谷》早安，各位！
[# # the west lake tea I dont know where will go, but I have been on the road. - the valley of the wind good morning, everyone! ]

新闻推动进步。青年时报，在中国浙江观察世界。新闻热线：。

金山夜话博主：
#金山夜话# tRPHYp
[# # jinshan night tRPHYp]

首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【别上当！天培训成过目不忘起底“脑立方”培训班！】号称全国有多个教学点，学员超过万。培训班收费.万，称能让孩子“蒙眼辨色”“七天成诗人”对任何文章篇目过目不忘↓↓受训过的孩子演示“蒙眼辨色”，试次错次，给出的理由苍白荒唐↓↓tRsaFo
[【 dont fall for it! Day training with photographic memory into the bottom cube training course!] Billed as the country has more than one school, students more than million. Training fees, says can let children blind color differentiation poet in the seven tiancheng of any article left never forgets anything marked left trained children demonstrate blind color differentiation, try times wrong times, citing pale left left tRsaFo down]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

汽车之家：
#停车打卡# 早上好，在本条微博评论中告诉大家，你开的车是什么，如果有相同的，就和他互粉吧[嘻嘻] 。
[Parking clock # # good morning, tell everyone in the weibo comment on this article, what is your car, if there is the same, and he when fans it (hee hee). ]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

猫扑：
【惊魂秒！男子强拽女子进屋欲强奸[吃惊]】月日，福建泉州，一男子到同一幢楼租客王小姐的门口，称门卡丢了无法下楼，请她帮忙。王小姐打开门，男子用力将王小姐往房间里推，意图实施强奸。监控显示，进门前该男子还对着监控比了中指。tRuRSah
[【 cry seconds! Man drag woman came into the room to rape [surprised]] month day, fujian quanzhou, a man to the door of the same building tenants miss wang, said the door card lost cant come downstairs, ask her for help. Miss wang opened the door, the man hard to push miss wang went to the room, intended to rape. Monitoring shows that the man before I came to monitor than the middle finger. tRuRSah]

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但斌：
转：年月日周六读报！一切美好从❤️
、四川九寨地震最新消息汇总：已致人死亡、人受伤(其中重伤人，较重人，轻伤人)。(阿坝州政府应急办)

、“错版币”令人一夜暴富？转给家人朋友，别再上当受骗了！近日，北京警方通报“错版币”系列诈骗案。诈骗团伙把人民币上的文字用刻刀抠...全文： m.weibo
[ (date) (month) (year) reading newspapers on Saturday. All good from ❤ ️ earthquake, sichuan jiuzhai latest news summary kill people, injured (including serious injuries, heavier, minor injuries). (aba prefecture government emergency management) , wrong edition COINS overnight? To family and friends, dont be cheated! Recently, the Beijing police bulletin wrong edition COINS series of fraud. Fraud gang the words on the renminbi with sculpting knife to dig... The full text m. eibo]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【台湾“最美双胞胎”长大了年过去更美了】还记得这对台湾双胞胎姐妹吗？年，这对姐妹——sandy（姐姐）和mandy（妹妹）的搞笑视频在网上流传，两人成为年龄最小的网络红人↓↓现在年过去了，两人身材苗条，面容娇美，肤如凝脂，更漂亮了！[可爱]tRkAl
[Taiwan is the most beautiful twins grow up in the past more beautiful 】 remember this twin sisters in Taiwan? The sisters - sandy (sister) and mandy (sister) funny video on the Internet, became the youngest network reds left two people left in the past now, two people, being slender, beautiful face, the skin such as coagulate fat, more beautiful! [] cute tRkAl]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

金山夜话博主：
#金山夜话# 听友：和女朋友相恋很久互相很爱对方但因为各种原因总是小矛盾不断最后有一次矛盾激化就分手了也告诉了家人但后来发现爱还在依然都想依恋对方藕断丝连就复合了现在背着家人谈恋爱两人依然有矛盾我家里管的比较严女朋友家管的比较松所以在假期的时候总是调和不好父母和女朋友...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend fall in love with his girlfriend for a long time Love each other But because of various reasons always little conflict between Finally a paradox Broke up Also tell the family But later found love still remains attached to each other Try to compound In love now with family Two people still have problems My home tube is strict His girlfriend home tube is loose So at the time of holiday is always to reconcile bad parents and girlfriend... The full text m. eibo]