名字像综艺，但是看图感觉很适合拍一部美女如云的电视剧，期待官宣[doge]
[Name like variety, but look at the picture, the feeling is very suitable for make a beauty like a cloud series, expect officer xuan [doge]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 在职场里：会用人的人，把人累死也无怨无悔；不会用人的人，把人气死都难解心头之恨！
[# # jinshan night workplace can choose and employ persons, dead tired people also complaint or regret; Dont choose and employ persons, grieved people all hard heart of hate! ]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
优酷：难以置信！除了阿部和朵喵，还有其他外星人也落到了地球？不可思议！紧要关头阿部居然为了救那个让自己差点儿没命的地球猿唐青风，放弃了回朵星的机会？莫非阿部醉氧脑子坏掉了？#颤抖吧阿部#本集有零星小糖块儿发放，请随意食用哦[憧憬]
tRYxmjf
[Unbelievable! In addition to Abe and meow, there are other alien also fell on the earth? Incredible! Shove Abe was to save the apes Tang Qingfeng almost killed the earth, to give up the chance of a back one star? Abe drunk oxygen brain is broken? # # trembling, Abe this scattered small sugar rocks are set to issue, please feel free to eat oh [hope] < br > tRYxmjf]
小浪同学爱吐槽：【你的男孩tt吸毒了？经纪公司回应实力打脸】近日网传《中国有嘻哈》人气选手TT涉嫌吸毒，聊天记录一并po出↓↓故事编得相当生动↓↓对此，其所属公司“摩登天空”发表律师声明，否认关于谢锐韬吸食大麻的任何言论，并表示将采取法律手段追究造谣者责任！声明全文↓↓tRYBcGd
[You boy tt drugs? Brokerage firm response to the strength of dozen face 】 recently net pass China have hip hop sentiment tt for drugs, chat as Po, left left the story quite vivid left left down to this, the company of affiliation modern sky lawyer statement, denied any comments about Xie Ruitao marijuana, and said he would take legal action to pursue rumor mongers responsibility! Statement left left tRYBcGd down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【坐等比赛！鹿晗晒博格巴签名球衣力挺曼联[二哈]】鹿晗一向热爱足球，而曼联正是他所支持的球队。北京时间日凌晨，曼联将在欧洲超级杯中对战老对手皇马。鹿晗便晒出自己身穿博格巴签名球衣的照片↓↓还激情配文↓↓看得出来，你鹿对博格巴的表现充满了期待[偷笑]tRYAoL
[The waiting game! Lu Han sun signed jersey pogba backed Manchester united ha] [two] Lu Han always love football, and Manchester united is his support team. At midnight Beijing time, Manchester united will be against old rivals real Madrid in the uefa super cup. Lu Han they bask in the photo left left in a pogba signed shirt also passion caption left left I can see you, you are the deer with pogba performance full of expectation [laughing] tRYAoL]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
MIUI：开启#MIUI#信息助手后，系统将聚合短信中的票务信息，包括火车票、飞机票、电影票、酒店预订等，让你快速了解近期的行程安排。你喜欢这个功能吗？
[After open # MIUI# information assistant, the system will be aggregated message the ticket information, such as train tickets, air tickets, tickets, hotel booking, allows you to quickly understand the recent travel arrangements. Do you like this?]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
猫扑：【女孩握手安慰伤者，台湾网友却嫌她丑！女孩哭一夜：难怪没人敢救人】月日，中国台湾嘉义发生一起车祸，素不相识的女孩握住伤者的手，送上安慰。如此暖心的举动一经曝光，部分网友竟将重点聚焦在女孩长相上，称“太丑了想仙人跳吧”，女孩为此哭了一夜。[泪]#善心女孩被嫌丑# tRjoeke
[The girl shook hands to comfort the injured, Taiwan netizens who think shes ugly! Girl cry a night, no wonder no one dared to save] month, Chinas Taiwan chiayi happened a car accident, complete girl held the wounded hand, to comfort. Such a warm heart move once exposure, some netizens to focus on the girl looks, said too ugly to fairy jump, the girl crying all night. [tears] # # kindness girl is too ugly tRjoeke]
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一块去旅行：旅行好物推荐 | 有什么好用又好看的旅行包能够提高旅行的质感？
[Good travel content recommendation | what is good and nice bag can improve the quality of travel? ]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
小野妹子学吐槽：#最乱乱乱乱衣柜#助理的家一直乱乱乱得木有朋友，没想到也有这样井井有条的一天！收纳神技简直就是现代都市人的福音@索菲亚-空间规划社 ～不对，还要有设计合理的衣柜！萌娃李亦航和收纳大神的有趣互动，直播回放>>>tRWwRPE 活动截止.，赶紧来参加~~#天猫超级品牌日#
[# # the most confusion confusion wardrobe assistants home has been disorderly confusion without a friend, didnt also have organized a day! Receive the Gospel of god technology is the modern urbanite @ Sophia - space planning club ~ no, also has the reasonable design of wardrobe! Of Eva Li Yihang interesting interaction, and receive great god live playback > > > as tRWwRPE activities., hurriedly come to ~ ~ # # Tmall super brand]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【侯佩岑晒全家福 挺孕肚和儿子老公亲亲秀恩爱】月日，侯佩岑晒出幸福全家福：一张照片中老公蹲在地上帮儿子系鞋带↓↓另一张的姿势则有些高难：侯佩岑挺二胎孕肚、与骑在爸爸脖子上的儿子亲吻，而老公则在亲吻“二宝”↓↓可以说是OG级秀恩爱了[并不简单]tRYmOCc
[【 Patty hou tan familys pregnant belly and son, husband kiss affection] month day, Patty hou bask in a happy family husband squatted on the ground in a photograph to help son to tie his shoes left left another pose some hard Patty hous second child pregnant belly, with a kiss, the son of riding in the neck while the husband kiss left left the treasure was level OG the affection is not a simple tRYmOCc]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪汽车：#车圈话题#在共享单车流行的时代，线传动自行车让你脑洞大开，精彩设计，创意无限[舔屏]tRlX （via@工业科技迷 ）
[# #.so topic in Shared cycling popular era, line drive bike let you imagination, excellent design, creativelick screen tRlX (via @ industrial technology fan)]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【滴滴顺风车叫来救护车？这锅不背！】日，有网友爆料自己在杭州欲打“顺风车”到上海，竟叫来一辆标有“上海急救”的救护车，并晒图为证↓↓日上海市医疗急救中心回应，这辆车确为中心订购的款新车，但还没上牌交货验收，被派单则都是司机“捣的鬼”↓↓tRYEpX
[【 drops hitching a ride called the ambulance? This pot is not back! , some netizens revealed himself to play free ride in hangzhou to Shanghai, was called a marked with Shanghai emergency ambulance, and print to the left, left the Shanghai medical emergency center to respond to, the car is at the center order from a new car, but havent registration acceptance of delivery and be sent single is the driver left left tRYEpX dao of ghost]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
南方都市报：#南都直播#【舌尖上的海心沙】海心沙，广州中轴线最美的小岛：型男索女在栈道上缠绵流连，吉他手在江景餐吧深情歌唱，肉在烤架上散发着诱人的香味，啤酒翻滚着欲望的泡沫。这是广州城中绝美的江景深夜食堂。南都“广州深夜食堂”第二季，邀请红船上的女神一起觅食海心沙→ tRYRcB .
[# # SMW live 【 】 the tip of the tongue on the sea heart sand sea heart sand, guangzhou central axis of the most beautiful island stylish men suo female on the plank road lingering, guitarist at singing, jiang jing meal of meat on the grill, with attractive smell of beer bubble of swirling desire. This is the jiang jing beautiful dining room in the middle of the night in guangzhou city. SMW guangzhou dining room in the middle of the night in the second quarter, with the goddess of the red ship grazing sea heart sand - tRYRcB.]
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猫扑：【女子双眼皮手术失败 眼皮埋线出现小洞[允悲] 欲哭无泪】马来西亚一名女子在网上找了个口碑还不错的美容师，在她那做了一个双眼皮手术，谁知道手术完成后，眼皮上出现当时埋线的小洞！去找那个美容师讨说法，但是对方都不再理睬，一气之下她把这件事发到了网上[笑cry]这个洞.....感觉就是拿针线乱缝出...全文： m.weibo
[The womens double eyelid surgery failure Small hole in eyelid embedded wireallow sad weep 】 Malaysia a woman on the Internet to find a word of mouth is good hairdresser, in her had a double eyelid surgery, who knew that operation is completed, eyelid was buried lines to appear on the small hole! Go to the hairdresser for claim, but the other party no longer ignore, so she put this in the online [laugh cry] the hole... Feeling is took a needle and thread sewing out... The full text m. eibo]
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冷笑话精选：骚到飞起！当男生跳起《Despacito》，帅气满满[二哈]
tRYTO
[SAO to fly up! When the boy jumped up Despacito, handsome ha] [two full < br > tRYTO]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
汽车之家：#家家新闻# 【告别两厢三门版 奥迪A将于年换代】日前，有海外媒体透露，奥迪计划在下一代A（第四代）车型上取消两厢三门版本，同时有望追加一款四门Coupe车型，从而直面竞争奔驰接下来的新一代CLA。根据奥迪的规划，第四代奥迪A将在年正式发布。tRYnt
[# # every news 【 farewell double-box three version Audi will be in A year and upgrading 】 recently, with overseas media, according to audi plans in the next generation (fourth generation) models to cancel A double-box three versions, and is expected to add A four-door Coupe, which face to face with competition next of A new generation of CLA. According to audis programming, the fourth generation audi A will officially released in the year. tRYnt]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
小野妹子学吐槽：魂斗罗也有嘻哈？！看百里守约挑战freestyle，小词小调，唱的贼diao~听得制作人点头如啄米，HIGH的评委大金链子也晃掉。反正耳朵已怀孕，虽然也就听了多遍吧~ #魂斗罗归来公测#
tRYYBN
[Contra is hip hop? ! See thyme honesty challenge freestyle, little ditty, sing the thief diao ~ producer nod like peck rice, also sway the judges of the HIGH daikin chain. Ear was pregnant anyway, although also hear many times ~ # # contra return open beta < br > tRYYBN]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【当年让王室震怒禁播 戴安娜最私密的一盘录像首公开】近日，英国第四电视台播出的纪录片，曝光了戴安娜王妃生下威廉王子后的生活：她开始发现卡米拉和丈夫查尔斯的私情，并警告卡米拉离开自己的丈夫↓↓最后却以伤害自己的方式作为结果[伤心]↓↓tRYOlZ
[【 when enraged royal banned Diana, the most intimate a video of the first public 】 recently, the British television documentary, life after exposure under the Diana Wang Feisheng prince William she and her husband Charles began to see camilla affair, and warned that camilla to leave her husband left left finally as a result, to damage their way down [sad] left left tRYOlZ down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
优酷：#火星情报局#的薛副局@薛之谦 作为段子界首领，颜值也一直走在巅峰，但却自曝出恋爱时很“迟钝”！预知详情，请猛戳链接[小黄人剪刀手]
tRYalC
[# # Mars cia deputy bureau xue @ my show As jokes community leaders, level of appearance also walked on the peak, but it is very slow while revealing the love! Predict for details, please stab link [yellow people scissorhands] < br > tRYalC]
微博时尚：看看小哥哥在写什么呢[色]
[Look at little brother write [color] what?]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域
小浪同学爱吐槽：【少年进封闭学校戒网瘾坠楼 校方称孩子疑自杀】魏先生花万元将岁的儿子送到封闭学校戒网瘾，学校禁止家长和孩子见面，承诺小时看护。孩子也给家长写信称想改变想好好上学。不料孩子进校个月竟意外坠楼致重伤↓↓校方称孩子上厕所时坠落↓↓事发后发现孩子留下遗书↓↓tRYHAJb
[The teenager quit addiction fall into the closed school Said children suspected suicide] Mr. Wei spent ten thousand yuan to send son to school closed quit addiction, schools to ban parents and children meet, promises hours of care. Children is writing a letter to parents say want to change to a good school. Unexpectedly accidentally fall only children school months of serious left left the school children go to the toilet when fall left left after realizing the children leave the note left left tRYHAJb down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
猫扑：【外卖员“袭胸”路人被抓：以为不过是男女之间玩一玩】日，某外卖平台送餐员行驶途中伸手猥亵骑车女子，小时后被抓。他对民警交代：自己对性比较冲动；虽然老家有对象，但基本上和异性没拉过手；一直认为这种事情不过是男女之间玩一玩，没想到会被抓。tRjFmPM
[The take-away member attack chest passers-by were caught, think but is between men and women play 】, a delivery platform hand room member driving obscene cycling woman, hours after being caught. He told the police explaination comparison on sexual impulse; The home has object, but basically not pull their hands and straight; Always think this kind of thing is just between men and women play, didnt expect to be caught. tRjFmPM]
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优酷：#爸爸节快乐# 快来晒出你的孝心！转发抽人送充电宝哦[亲亲]ps：活动截止时间月日。
[# # happy father day coming quickly drying out your filial piety! Forward to take send charging treasure oh [kiss] ps activity deadline date.]
小野妹子学吐槽：岛国一位手办匠人表示，最近他正在潜心钻研如何让皮肤血管骨节看起来更栩栩如生，虽然艰辛良多，但还是取得了一些进步...看第一张时我真以为是真人[哆啦A梦吃惊]
[Island, one hand do builders said he recently is study how to make the skin blood vessels joints looks more lifelike, although hard, but I still made some progress... See the first zhang I really thought it was A real [doraemon surprised]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
新浪汽车：#出行生活#美女销售带你试车，根本停不下来！tRjSzRd
[# # travel life beauty sales take you test drive, dont stop! tRjSzRd]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【画风清奇！暴雨中这头猪在高速漫步[允悲]】今早南京暴雨如注，能见度仅米。高速民警接到报警，称高速上惊现一只猪猪，不紧不慢沿着快车道闲逛，刹车声不绝于耳，情状非常危险↓↓见民警来逮捕自己，“二师兄”竟狂奔起来↓↓所幸几人合围堵猪，才化解惊险...tRYYUl
[The painting style QingJi! The pig in the heavy rain walk in high-speed [allow sad]] nanjing rain this morning, visibility only m. High-speed police received a report to the police, said highway near a pig, meandering along the fast lane, brakes, the situation is very dangerous left left see civilian police to arrest her, two seniors unexpectedly bolt left left but a few people and containment of pigs, to dissolve the breathtaking... tRYYUl]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
优酷：优酷君前方为大家搞来#火星情报局#未播花絮#汪涵#局长在火星表扬了冰冰姐@范冰冰
未播花絮不戳会后悔哦[小黄人坏笑]
tRYrnH
[Youku jun ahead for you to get to # # # # Mars cia did not sow tidbits Wang Han chief praised the ice ice elder sister @ fan bingbing on Mars < br > not sowing trivia not poke will regret oh [yellow people laugh] < br > tRYrnH]
新浪新闻客户端：三瓶。。这是生怕丈夫吃不出来吧[允悲]
[Three bottles. This is for fear that her husband eat not to come out [allow sad]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：【丈夫骂丈母娘后妻怀恨在心 在荷包蛋下瓶毒药[衰]】李某和蔡某结婚多年，感情不佳且常常争吵。近日两人再拌嘴，丈夫爆粗口骂了同住的丈母娘，妻子对此怀恨在心，就买了瓶老鼠药下在丈夫爱吃的荷包蛋里...丈夫咬了一口因在嘴里体验到这种奇妙感觉↓↓便立刻吐了出来...tRYlVUi
[The husband scold mother-in-law after his wife bears a grudge Under the poached egg bottle of poison [failure]] li mou and CAI married for years, bad feelings and often quarrel. Recently to bicker, two people live together husband say dirty words to scold the mother-in-law and his wife to hold a grudge, they bought a bottle of rat medicine down in her husband love to eat Fried eggs... Bite her husband in his mouth to experience this wonderful feeling left left immediately spit it out... tRYlVUi]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
冷笑话精选：一个超暖心广告，还记得你第一天上学的心情吗？ 有些路啊，只能一个人走，所谓父母子女一场，不过意味着，你和他的缘分不断地在目送他的背影渐行渐远。。。tRYTt
[A very warm heart, remember when you first day at school? Some road, can only a person walk, called a between parents and children, but means that you and his fate constantly after watching his back away... tRYTt]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
MIUI：今晚 ： ，关注小米直播MIUI直播间，听#MIUI#闪电系统背后的研发故事。现场邀请了MIUI工程师作为直播嘉宾，聊一聊做MIUI的初心。转发本条微博，抽送个小米自拍杆。
[ tonight, on millet live beautiful MIUI studio and listen to # MIUI# lightning system research and development of story behind. Site invited live beautiful MIUI engineers as a guest, a chat do beautiful MIUI beginners mind. Forward this weibo, pumping a millet since the shaft. ]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
薛蛮子：回复@QtumFoundation不客气！同室操戈何谢之有@QtumFoundation十分感谢薛老师的支持，Qtum量子链将再接再厉，努力建设Qtum量子链生态系统，创建全球领先的区块链应用平台！
[Reply @ QtumFoundation youre welcome! ... what thank @ QtumFoundation very thank xue of the teachers support, Qtum quantum chain will make persistent efforts, strive to build a Qtum quantum ecosystem chain, creating the worlds leading chain block application platform!]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【深圳地铁“女性车厢”疑现骚扰男：就碰你了怎么着[吃惊]】近日，深圳一女子称在“女性优先车厢”遇到男子骚扰，称自己“大腿到臀部那个范围被人摸了”↓↓而当她大声呵斥男子不要动手动脚时，男子还大言不惭地回怼↓↓样子十分嚣张↓↓你来给评评理？tRYWcQ
[The shenzhen metro carriages women suspected now male will touch you how wear [surprised]] recently, shenzhen encountered a woman said women preferred carriage man harassment, said he thigh to hip the scope to be touched left left when she yelled man dont lift, man also touted back Dui left left look very arrogant left left you to review reason? tRYWcQ]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：又一猥琐发育的典型代表。。这锅送餐小哥可不背[摊手]
[A typical representative of the development. Again and again and again. The pot room little elder brother dont back [stand hand]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
汽车之家：正确答案众泰 T，恭喜@LU-WEI，最快答对，请私信家家您的收货地址，我们会尽快将礼品快递到您手中
[Zhongtai T the correct answer. Congratulations @ LU WEI, the fastest answer, please direct messages every of your shipping address, we will gift delivery to you as soon as possible]
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