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北美吐槽君：
“女朋友的怪癖，让我睡着了都能被疼醒”
[Girlfriend quirks, let me fell asleep can be painful wake up]

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庆知：
我想，每个运动员都会有必须接受力不从心的时候，拼尽全力是对得起自己全情的付出，不管输赢，依旧是个战士
[I think, each player must accept out of puff, is do our best to live up to their full pay, regardless of winning or losing, is still a soldier]

一个慢节拍的姑娘一个迷恋狗的姑娘

笑到你肚子疼：
当人在绝望的时刻，会伸手帮助人吗[心]tRSOC
[When the person is in moments of despair, you will stretch out his hand to help people [heart] tRSOC]

每日奉送各种雷人笑话,欢乐笑不停,h合作扣扣

世界搞笑排行榜：
男生把外套给女生之后，求男生的心理阴影面积 tRSAHy
[After the boy to coat the girl, the boy tRSAHy psychological shadow area]

搜索分享风趣、幽默、好玩、好笑、内涵、亮点内容。合作联系qq

我的损友是个极品：
这只小橘猫睡觉的时候还不忘吃小鱼干，小嘴biajibiaji的~萌出血~[爱你]tRSiicB
[The little orange cat sleeping of time dont forget to eat small fish, small mouth biajibiaji ~ ~ love you [] tRSiicB of bleeding]

私信我爆出损友的各种趣事吧！欢迎私信吐槽！【注：出于隐私来稿录用后均不会注明出处，如需@ 你请注明】

电影狙击手：
【动画短片《坠楼》】老头不慎坠楼，人生即将终止，匆匆一世从眼前幕幕闪过，却发现从不到三十岁开始，自己竟然过了几十年如一日行尸走肉的生活。正如富兰克林的一句话：“有的人岁就死了，只是到岁才埋葬。” tRtgfjz
[Animation short film the fall the old man accidentally fall, life is about to end, in a hurry time from her eyes, weaving a flash never to start thirty, but found myself after dozens of years like one day the life of the walking dead. As franklins words died at the age of some people, only to the age of burial. tRtgfjz]

看的了小清新，玩的转重口味！关注我，每日电影资源不断！你又在看我微博。合作QQ

安妮的情话：
▽

“你没见过我在洗澡时因为你发消息给我我擦擦手秒回的样子，你没见过我在很困的时候仍然硬撑着和你说我等你睡了再睡的样子，你没见过我因为你不喜欢什么东西我去努力改的样子，你没见过我每天没事就抱着手机等你回消息的样子，你没见过我一想到你就和傻逼一样笑起来的样子，你没见过所以你不知道珍
[Del you havent seen me in the bath because you send me a message when I wipe hands like seconds back, havent you seen me in a very sleepy still hard support and you said I wait for you to sleep the sleep of appearance, you have not seen me because you dont like what I trying to change, you have not seen me nothing is holding the phone waiting for you back to news every day, you have not seen me to think of you and the appearance of the silly force the same smile, you have never seen so you dont know Jane]

又不是只有你一个人深爱而不得

英文进修班：
内秒点赞你会遇到久违的惊喜
[Thumb up within seconds you will meet stranger surprise]

不定期分享英语学习小技巧，让我们一起把英语学好。fighting

Produce101_Aprilius：
🚑

洋气的xjb磕

电影派Mr：
假如你知道了自己的确切死期，你会重新看待自己的人生吗？《超新约全书》中，上帝的女儿偷偷地把每个人的死期发到了各自的手机上。tRbE
[If you know where his death, you will think about your own life? Super the new testament, gods daughters secretly send to each persons death on their mobile phones. tRbE]

微博电影解说原创视频博主投稿合作请+Q

坏男人日志：
如果女生做到了这些，那她就真的爱着你，你得珍惜~~
[If the girl has done this, that she was really in love with you, you have to cherish ~ ~]

别站在你的角度看我我怕你看不懂……因为我是混蛋你又在看我微博。合作QQ

领悟人生：
那些与你没有血缘关系还一直肯对你好的人，都是值得你去珍惜的人。
[Those not related with you has always been willing to you good people, is worth you to cherish. ]

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PENTAGON_少女感性WiFi站：
Produce S 中文字幕
作曲#HUI#
作词#HUI# #EDAWN# #禹硕#
因为是崽崽们作词作曲的歌曲于是翻译了歌词并且制作了中字
Uni们通过歌词感受崽崽们满满的才气吧[亲亲]
PS.分秒我们呼PD出现了一秒钟[允悲]

(片源小太阳翻译鞠地校对提妮后期鞠地)
[Produce S < NEVER > Chinese subtitles composition # HUI# lyrics # # # # HUI# EDAWN# YuShuo because usually is pups composer of songs Then translated the lyrics and made the word the Uni are usually through the lyrics feel pups from full of brilliant. [kiss] PS minutes we call PD appeared a second [allow sad] (little titles translation bowed to proofread ni late bow)]

I can be your PENTAGON ♥And youre my Universe

BTV魏翊东：
轻舟已过万重山
[Canoe already past thousands of mountains]

知足知不足，有为有弗为。

阿越君：
剑不够锋利断了，明年希望可以打出一柄利剑。[爱你]明天见，晚安。
[Broken sword sharp enough, and hope that next year can be a sword. Love you see you tomorrow, good night. ]

神得强Steven：
还有没睡的吗？[doge]
[And didnt sleep? [doge]]

永远相信美好的事情即将发生。

萌宠百科：
上一秒还在你浓我浓的，下一秒就立刻开战了，喵星人真是难以理解的生物啊 tRGCsUA
[In a second you strong I strong, next second war immediately, meow star people are really difficult to understand the biological tRGCsUA]

各种宠物萌图投稿，请私信，谢谢！合作联系qq：

阅读小镇：
上帝很有意思，猫喜欢吃鱼，猫却不能下水，鱼喜欢吃蚯蚓，鱼却不能上岸。人生，就是一边拥有，一边失去;一边选择，一边放弃。人生，哪有事事如意，生活，哪有样样顺心。所以，不和别人较真，因为不值得，不和自己较真，因为伤不起，不和往事较真。
[God is very interesting, cats like to eat fish, cats are not the water, fish like to eat worms, the fish was not able to go ashore. Life, is owned, while losing; Choice and give up. Life, where have all the best, life, which have everything working. So, dont seriously, because its not worth, dont seriously, because cant afford to injury, not the past England. ]

作家，今于静谧的小镇停留，读书写作▼合作请私信

西餐侯老师：
来香港吃宵夜首选#聚兴家#厨房吴江桥师傅一人工作，菜肴各个火候掌握准确，味道鲜美，锅气十足[色]是香港米芝莲中餐师傅宵夜首选菜馆[鼓掌][鼓掌][鼓掌]@现代可汗 @素su不素 @光头陈庆 @安得利阿拉丁
[To Hong Kong to eat snack choice # # xingjia kitchen master wu jiang bridge one work, various temperature control accurate dishes, delicious, pan full [color] is Hong Kong m cheese lotus preferred Chinese food chef snack restaurant [applause.] [applause.] [applause.] modern khan @ @ element su dont @ baldheaded Chen Qing @ Ann gain Aladdin]

都市快报-米粒：
颜值炸裂的一天！
这个专属于杭州人的#网红音乐季#终于落下帷幕啦。自带迷妹的满舒克，才艺过人的爱夏，快房旗下艺人必元，还有唱嗨全场的南拳妈妈！小时不停歇的高颜值直播，现场千人大合唱。只为.这一天！
I ❤️,I ❤️杭州
I ❤️ My Fantastic Team
,明年见～
[Appearance of horizontal crack a day! this exclusive in hangzhou # # web celebrity season has finally ended. Own seduction is full on Monday, a talent people love summer, artists will be yuan, fast room and sing hi full a spendthrift! Hours non-stop high level live in appearance, the chorus of one thousand people. Just for the day! I ❤ ️, I ❤ ️ hangzhou I ❤ ️ My Fantastic Team see ~ next year]

不离不弃媒体狗，新媒体策划人

酒芯话：
有些相遇，连自己都不知道是该唏嘘，还是感谢
[Some meet, dont even know yourself is the sigh, still thank you]

你是青春里最烈的酒，我真的认真醉过。“不用说安慰的话，喝完这瓶酒我就回家”【合作请私信】互挽的私信

SecretChan陳嫣：
“爱之于我，不是肌肤之亲，不是一蔬一饭，它是一种不死的欲望，疲惫生活中的英雄梦想。”
[The love for me, not the cup of the skin, not a vegetable rice, it is a kind of undead desire, tired of life hero dream. ]

🌊fantasyskins.taobao

不朽的蓝莓_张丹丹：
tRSikcF
[tRSikcF]

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给我一一一支烟：
虽然岁月磨平了我们的棱角，但内心住着的那个小孩还是不想长大。 #情话#
[Although the years down our edges and corners, but the child lived or dont want to grow up. # #...]

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据扯：
刚回酒店，大堂遇到@罗永浩，产生了深深自责，人家还在聊工作，而我，刚喝完两场酒回来。。。
[Just back to the hotel, the lobby meet @ Mr Luo, produced the deep remorse, the somebody else also work in the chat, and Ive just come back after drinking two wine... ]

空白纸张结合体

Rafa纳达尔球迷俱乐部：
tRSiXzl
[tRSiXzl]

百度纳达尔吧（Rafa吧）官方微博， VAMOS RAFA！

东方财富网：
【月起你在境外元以上消费和全部取现都将被上报缘何有此新规】反洗钱、反恐怖融资、应对税基侵蚀等外汇监控将向前迈出一大步，在境外的全部提现和几乎所有人的消费交易都将难逃外汇局监控。因为这次将监控的标准定的是全部提现和单笔元以上消费交易，预计每年超过亿美元的境外交易将在外
[The month you all in RMB overseas consumption and cash withdrawal will be reported to why there is the new rules 】 anti-money laundering and counter-terrorism financing, in the face of the tax base erosion monitoring of foreign exchange will be a big step forward, all the overseas withdrawal and consumption of almost all transactions will be safe monitoring. Because this is the standard set will monitor all RMB cash and single consumer transactions, the overseas trade of more than billion dollars a year is expected to]

东方财富网，中国财经第一门户，中国访问量最大影响力最大的互联网财经媒体，提供*小时财经资讯及全球金融市场报价，汇聚全方位的综合财经新闻和金融市场资讯，覆盖股票、财经、证券、金融、美股、港股、行情、基金、债券、期货、外汇、保险、信托、黄金、理财、商业、银行、博客、股吧、财迷、论坛等财经综合信息。

樊胜美的父亲：
没有空调，睡不着！
[No air conditioning, can not sleep! ]

还是想回王柏川家，他家有空调。

长泽雅美：
tRSiSC
[tRSiSC]

情伤诉：
最闹心的烦躁是你根本不知道自己究竟在烦什么，无缘无故就全身负能量爆棚。
[The most annoying irritable is you dont know what youre actually in bother, whole body negative energy peaks for no reason. ]

带著一根烟.浪迹天涯……

关注头像壁纸：
生命那么短，世界那么乱，我不想争吵，不想冷战，不愿和你有一秒遗憾。 ——致我爱着的人。
[Life is so short, the world is mess, I dont want to quarrel, dont want to the cold war, dont want to and you have a second regret. - to the person I love. ]

听说关注我@关注头像壁纸本月有好运有对象了

Hermione洪蔚：
Wadi Musa是离佩特拉古城最近的一个小城镇，虽然约旦各种不靠谱，换了家ATM机才取到现金，其中一家按密码时还差点触电，丝毫不影响日落时分它的美[允悲][心]
[Wadi Musa is closest to the ancient city of Petra, a small town, while enjoying all sorts of unlikely, in the ATM machine to get the cash, one click password also came close to get an electric shock, do not affect the beauty of the sunset it [allow sad] [heart]]