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母亲节特别问答：你不在家时，你妈 _____________________________
[Mothers day special q&a when you are not home, your mother _____________________________]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
私人音乐厅：真正属于你的爱情，不应该是一个伤人的冰块，而是一杯温暖的热茶。——陈奕迅《让我留在你身边》#许莫爱音乐# tRaapKaJ
[Belong to your true love, should not be a hurtful ice, but a warm cup of tea. - eason chan make me stay right beside you # # xu mo love music tRaapKaJ]
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锦鲤大王：#大王睡了#晚安，为祈祷。愿望交给锦鲤们，你只管努力就行，握鳍。**。Ｏ。ｏ〇。〇Ｏｏ。*Ｏｏ。*。ｏｏ。*Ｏｏ。*。Ｏｏ。*。。*。Ｏｏｏ。*。ｏ〇Ｏｏ。*ｏ。*Ｏｏ。*。ｏｏＯｏＯ。*Ｏｏ。ｏ。*Ｏ*。ｏ。*。ｏＯｏ。ｏ。*Ｏ*ｏ。*。Ｏｏ。*。ｏ。*。Ｏｏ。*。ｏ。*Ｏｏ。*。ｏｏ。*Ｏｏ
[# # king bed good night, pray for. Wish to brocade carp, you just hard line, fin. * *. O. O . Oo. * Oo. *. Oo. * Oo. *. Oo. . *. *. Ooo. *. O Oo. * o. * Oo. *. OoOoO. * Oo. O. * O *. O. *. OOo. O. * O * O. *. Oo. *. O. *. Oo. *. O. * Oo. *. Oo. * Oo]
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央视新闻：【日本旅游遇路人癫痫发作 中国护士果断出手救治[赞]】月日，日本东京浅草寺，一日本中学生癫痫发作，口吐白沫倒在路上。正在日本度假的郑州护士任双双看到，第一个跑过去施救。终于女学生醒了，任双双一直守护她直到急救车来到才悄悄离开。#今天国际护士节#，为医者仁心点赞！tRaIXt
[【 the tourism in passers-by epileptic seizures Chinese nurses in treatment, [who]] month sensoji temple in Tokyo, Japan, a Japanese high school students seizures, foaming at the mouth fell on the road. Zhengzhou nurses as a holiday in Japan both see that the first ran to rescue them. Finally female students woke up, have both been guard her until the ambulance came to slip away. # # international nurses day today, for the healer kung thumb up! tRaIXt]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
Happy张江：啊啊啊！放开我啊，我还能再签一个！！！！哈哈哈哈，仿佛看到了英语考试收答题卡时的我[doge]
[Ahhh!!! Let me go, I can also sign a again!!!!!!!!!! Ha ha ha ha, the charge sheet when I seem to see the English examdoge]
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思想聚焦：明白这些才是最好的母亲节礼物
可能你今年二十四五岁
数年前 毅然决然地选择了这个远离家的城市
庆幸的是这座陌生的城市
除了有残酷和挣扎
还给了我机遇和梦想
每周我会给妈妈打一次电话
算是这一周对她的一个交代
这像是一个每周都要做的任务
完成后就可以没有顾忌地去玩去工作
当然
这一个电话
[Understand this is the best mothers day gift < br > < br > may you , < br > < br > a few years ago To choose the city far away from home < br > the good news is that the strange city < br > in addition to the cruel and struggling < br > gave me opportunities and dreams < br > < br > I will give mom a call every week < br > < br > is a replacement for her this week < br > its like a mission every week to do < br > after the completion of the can not scruple to play to go to work of course < br > < br > this a phone call]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
bearsun：不知道为什么小盆友要过什么虚岁生日呢，明明其实才岁。。。人生第一个大生日，没有给她办什么party，也没有什么奢华的礼物，下了班一家人聚在一起吃一顿饭还有蛋糕。。。
前几天某小孩的老师通知我们要交一张岁左右的照片用来学校办联合生日（也就是我走show那天）。。。某小孩想挑她和MOMO的合照去
[Dont know why kids need any nominal age birthday, when in fact only years old... Life the first big birthday, did not give her any party, work is no luxury gifts, the family get together for a meal and cake... < br > a few days ago a childs teacher inform us to make a photo to school around the age of joint birthday (that is, I walk on the day of the show)... Some children want to pick on her and MOMOs photo]
我不懂摄影，我只是有爱！每天X张照片记录一只叫MOMO的猥琐萨摩狗（&猥琐主人）的点点滴滴，皮埃斯，我已经不是睡神了。。。
韩国me2day：#produce第二季# 截至今日下午点(韩国时间)排名顺位(变动有点大!)
.金钟炫
.姜丹尼尔
.朴志训
.黄旼泫
.赖冠霖
.雍成宇
.金在焕
.姜东昊
.周学年
.李大辉
.柳善皓
[In the second quarter # # produce by today afternoon point (Korean time) ranked sequence (changes a little big!) < br > Jin Zhongxuan < br > ginger Daniel. < br > PiaoZhiXun < br > yellow 旼 Xuan < br > kuan-lin lai. < br > YongChengYu < br > jin chun. < br > kang dongho < br > week year. < br > da-hui li < br > LiuShanHao]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
豆瓣说：是我out了么？为什么有人连婚房都没有却要买个W的车？
[Im out? Why someone doesnt even have marriage room, but want to buy a W car? ]
嘻嘻
回忆专用小马甲：馕包肉、大盘鸡、手抓饭、烤包子、红柳木烤肉……希望灾难赶紧过去，大家都好好的，毕竟这些食物好吃到让人尝一口就想嫁过去[心]
[Roast, big chicken, hand pilaf, called naan bag steamed stuffed bun, red willow barbecue... Hope disaster hurriedly in the past, everyone is good, after all these delicious food to let people taste just wants to marry the past [heart]]
《愿无岁月可回头》
蒋欣：.[蜡烛]
[[candle].]
無愧於心，無愧於父母，這輩子便成功了！！！工作聯繫：經紀人朗若
全球顶尖摄影：照片打印机两台，把你喜欢的照片都打印出来吧~[二哈]
[Two photo printer, print your favorite photos ~ [ ha]]
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技能大咖：鲜花绽放母亲节贺卡DIY ，好棒啊！赶快做起来母亲节当小礼物。[来]tRaVGkc
[Flower for mothers day CARDS DIY, great! Hurry to do when the mothers day gift. [to] tRaVGkc]
极品爆料王：hhhhh同一个世界同一个钢琴老师，感觉用尽了感情[笑cry]tRaSkth
[HHHHH one world one piano teacher, feeling exhausted feeling tRaSkth [laugh cry]]
你开心就好
谢梦Tse：妈妈年轻时的照片
母亲节要到了 我也要给我儿子存几张没修图的照片 让他以后发 哈哈哈哈[笑cry]
[Mother photos < br > as a young mothers day is coming and I will give my son a couple pictures of no repairing figure Let him posted later ha ha ha ha [laugh cry]]
昕薇专署模特 北京国际车展冠军
走之井二：“不合适的人始终要分开 没必要为一段不合适的感情而努力 你求人的样子像条狗 你哭的样子特别丑 你矫情的文字也会让人嘲笑很久” [微笑]
[Not the right person always want to separate No need for a wrong feelings You look like a dog ask for you cry like particularly ugly Melodramatic words can make people laugh at you for a long time, [smiles]]
总有一句话是你的故事！
冷笑话精选：说说你母校的校训是什么？看看评论里会不会碰上校友[doge]
[Tell me about whats your Alma mater school motto? Look at the comments will meet with alumnidoge]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
每日一狗：国外一位主人说，他们家那个不省心巴哥可能有一个猫的灵魂，有窝不睡，就爱上房揭瓦……[笑cry][二哈] tRaSPFO
[Abroad, a master said that their house not worry bugs might be the soul of a cat, have a litter dont sleep, fell in love with room jie w... [laughing cry] [two ha] tRaSPFO]
每天分享最有趣、最可爱的狗狗！ ♪(´ε｀)家里有一只比熊阿布，一只法斗阿兜！
我Hold不住了：别人健身和你健身的区别~[笑cry]
[People the difference between fitness and fitness you ~ [laugh cry]]
一个爱生活的吃货~
思想聚焦：你喜欢的未必适合你，在你身边适合的才是最好的。没必要感到遗憾，不合适的人始终要分开。愿有岁月可回首，且以深情共白头。[心]
[Not suitable for you, that you like in a suitable is the best around you. There is no need to feel sorry, not the right person always want to separate. May have time to look back, and with deep feeling altogether hoary head. [heart]]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
北京人不知道的北京事儿：之前穿白袍丢炸弹的恶作剧小哥儿居然还活着，还带来了新一轮恶作剧。。。[衰][衰][衰]tRavf
[Wearing a white robe drop bombs prank before little boys actually still alive, also brought a new trick... [failure] [failure] [failure] tRavf]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
管阿姨：橙汁人生中第一个推广视频截图
未来我要为你拍一万支
[Orange juice in the life the first promotion video capture < br > in the future I want for you, ten thousand]
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陈欧：真方便，街电不但能异地还，还能找人代还，大赞！[微笑]别羡慕手机永远%电的人
[Electricity can not only long distance is really convenient, street, also can have it also, praised! [smiles] dont envy phone % power forever]
聚美优品董事长，街电董事长
贴吧君：女生化妆前后区别到底能有多大 ？
[Girls make up the difference before and after can have how old? ]
淘宝情趣店贴吧君的店
秒拍：欢乐颂插曲《咖喱咖喱》洗脑来袭！@牛奶咖啡组合 俏皮发声，好听炸了，沉迷于小包总和安迪的爱情中不能自拔～～[心][心][心]#秒拍#tRaxabP
[Episode in ode to joy curry curry brainwashing incoming! @ cafe au lait combination nifty, nice, Fried in small sum Andy love cannot extricate oneself ~ ~ [heart] [heart] [heart] # # s pat tRaxabP]
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小野妹子学吐槽：[允悲][允悲][允悲][允悲][允悲]终于有这个表情了太开心了符合我笑着哭的人生[允悲][允悲][允悲][允悲][允悲][允悲][允悲][允悲][允悲][允悲]
[[allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] finally have the expression is too happy to me cry with a smile of life [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad]]
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我和贱人的狗血经历：前男友找我借钱给女朋友打胎？？？
笑死哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈[笑cry]
[Former boyfriend looking for me to borrow money to his girlfriend abortion??????? < br > laugh die ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha [laugh cry]]
生活是一朵洒满狗血的悲菊,随时等待被人完爆!私人微博业界良心有事私信
这里是美国：【改善驼背 矫正不良体态 提升身高[来]】很适合在睡觉之前来一组这样的动作！改善驼背猥琐颈体态，提升身高-cm，而且快速瘦上斜方肌／拉长脖子／挺拔肩颈／脖子变细／矫正高低肩／身高提升／挺拔身姿。好处太多啦！赶紧练起来！tRqTIOQi
[【 improve kyphosis correction of bad posture [to]] is very suitable for ascension height before going to bed to a set of such action! Improve the hunchback obscene neck posture, height - cm, and trapezius muscle fast thin elongated neckshoulderneckthinnercorrective height shoulderneck heighttall and straight posture. Too much good! Practice up quickly! tRqTIOQi]
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Kakakaoo-：“O什么O？？？”tRaSbs (使用#秒拍#录制,免流量看热门短视频!)
[O O??? TRaSbs (use # s # record, avoid traffic see popular short video!) ]
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草图君：还记得我们是怎么认识的吗？
[Do you remember how we met? ]
一个得罪了半个娱乐圈的少年
人民日报：【夜读：你要相信，最难的时刻都会过去】谁都会有艰难的时刻，当你感觉全世界都要塌了却没人帮你时，真正能帮你的人只有你自己。无论面对怎样的困境，即便到了山穷水尽的地步，依旧要坚信还有柳暗花明的那一天。那些走过的路、吃过的苦，终究会成就更好的你。 tRaSUiVO
[【 night do you want to believe that the most difficult moment will pass 】 who will have a tough time, when you feel the world will collapse with no one to help you, only you can really help you. No matter how to face the difficulty, even at the end of their tether, still want to believe that there is one good thing came out of that day. The path and tasted the bitter, better you will eventually success. tRaSUiVO]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
人民网：【暖心！八旬椿芽爷爷深夜卖菜 好心警民分钟买完】日晚点过，成都一市场上一位多岁大爷仍守着背篓不肯回家。民警询问情况，原来大爷还有把椿芽没卖出去。为让大爷早点回家，民警呼吁周围市民买椿芽。分钟内椿芽全部卖掉，民警把大爷送回多公里外的家中。tRaxpXX @龙泉警方
[The warm heart! S ChunYa grandpa selling vegetables in the middle of the night Minutes after buying 】 days late, between the people and good market in chengdu a s the big ye still keep the basket is not willing to go home. Uncle police questioning, original and sell ChunYa didnt go out. To make the big ye go home earlier, police called on citizens to buy ChunYa around. Minutes ChunYa all sold, civilian police sent big ye back to many kilometers outside the home. TRaxpXX @ police in longquan]
报道全球 传播中国
Happy张江：美国一个家庭，家里有个儿子了，终于迎来了小女儿Jane的诞生，六位小哥哥向小妹妹立下了霸气宣言。太有爱了，国家欠我个哥哥[爱你]tRaShSWc
[An American family, the family had a son, celebrated the birth of the little daughter Jane finally, six little brother asked, little sister has a domineering declaration. Too there is love, the country owes me an elder brother love you [] tRaShSWc]
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扒皮王：《蓝色大门》里陈柏霖的少年感堪称一绝吧？寸头，衬衫，羞涩的微笑，还伴随着好看到犯规的酒窝，以及爱弹吉他与游泳的兴趣喜好，这不就是你青春记忆中那个理想的学长范本吗？
[Blue gate Chen teens are a must? Buzz cut, shirt, shy smile, is accompanied by good see foul dimples, and love to play guitar and swimming interest preferences, isnt that what the seniors in the ideal model in the memory of your youth? ]
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