2017年5月15日星期一

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    学会了,以后和朋友吃饭就这么干[笑cry] ​​​​
[After learned, and friends to dinner so dry [laugh cry]]


微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

小情书LOVOTE:
    #小情书# 从前从前,有个人爱你很久[心]tRaWwYrE ​​​
[# # small letters once upon a time once upon a time, a man love you for a long time [heart] tRaWwYrE]


原创清新爱情短片系列,见证更多的爱情影像。魔力TV旗下成员,商务合作邮箱:loveletter@xinpianchang,演员合作邮箱:actor@xinpianchang

我的女友嘴很贱:
    这个夏天,如你所愿 ​​​
[This summer, as you wish]


微博颜值最高博主

思想聚焦:
    你为什么不谈恋爱。 ​​​
[Why dont you fall in love. ​​​]


成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

英国报姐:
    岁的男孩成为美国大学创校以来最年轻的毕业生,不仅主修物理,中文也说得很溜,还会弹钢琴,喜欢做微积分来放松身心....而他觉得自己只是一个普通人..[doge] ​​​
[School since the boy became the university young graduates, major in physics, not only Chinese also say very slip, also can play the piano, likes to do calculus to loosen body and mind... And he felt that he just an ordinary man.. [doge]]


订阅号:UKUK。国外各种好玩的,报姐带你看世界

日食记:
    世上怎么会有芋头这么好吃的蔬菜?今晚发片! ​​​
[How can have taro so delicious vegetables in the world? Hair piece tonight! ​​​]


合作邮箱:sean@canbox.tv

全球顶尖摄影:
    如何把男朋友拍成男神 第一期,还不快快马~ [羞嗒嗒](摄影师元一) tRaWiAze . ​​​
[How to shoot a boyfriend into male god First, still not quick fast ~ [shame clicking] (a photographer yuan) tRaWiAze.]


欢迎来到微博中最大的摄影类微博~~学习摄影知识,看摄影技巧,赏最美摄影,你值得拥有!商务洽谈QQ:,邮箱:vvstar@inmyshow

李斯丹妮:
    冒个泡 [挖鼻][挖鼻][挖鼻] 想你们了 [坏笑][坏笑][坏笑][坏笑] ​​​
[Take a bubble [dig nose] [nose] [dig nose] think you [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]]


工作洽谈请联系新浪认证微博@M没有昵称 或Email:@qq

old先:
    #SQ# 我们家坛九今天生日!画个秦雄和学长送给他~ ​​​
[# SQ# our family altar nine birthday today! Draw a Qin Xiong and senior gave him ~]


漫画家,作品《小丑丹尼》、《爱的比热容》、画集《old先》、《天》。

人民日报:
    【麻!辣!鲜!香!简易家庭版麻辣香锅[馋嘴]】麻辣香锅真的太经典!在家自制麻辣香锅,可以随意搭配各种新鲜食材,干净卫生,而且超级下饭!转给无辣不欢的TA!tRaWaZLf @片乎 ​​​
[【! Hot! Fresh! Sweet! Simple home editions spicy pot [available]] spicy pot really too classic! Homemade spicy pot in the home, can match all kinds of fresh food, clean sanitation, and super orders!!!! Transferred to the TA no hot unhappy! TRaWaZLf @ piece on]


人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

当时我就震惊了:
    不管多大,当了哥哥就会变得很温柔啊!看得人心都化了[哆啦A梦花心] ​​​
[No matter how, when the elder brother will become very gentle! See popular all spent [doraemon flower heart]]


深扒娱乐热点,每天给你惊喜

我的前任是极品:
    #极品曝光# 我把女朋友的猫弄死了,要不再买一只给她? ​​​
[# the best exposure girlfriend # I put the cat killed, will no longer buy one for her? ​​​]


【人生在世,总会遇到让你爆表的极品前任!!私信我!晒出那些贱人吧!!】

睡不着图书馆:
    分享图片元玩转泰国天晚全攻略。 ​​​
[Share photos yuan play Thailand day night visitors. ​​​]


嘿嘿~ 投稿请发至邮箱:sleeplesslibrary@sina

头条新闻:
    #视野#【”最孤独”的学校:一个老师和最后一个娃】河南淇县的大山深处有一所油城村小学,只有一个年过旬的老师和岁的学生徐佳淇。村里的人都去了镇上生活,慢慢地这个学校只剩下里徐佳淇。家境贫困的他平时和爷爷相依为命,他说想去外面上学,又有点不想… tRaCoc ​​​
[View # # 【 most lonely school a teacher and a final Eva 】 henan Qi County there was a mountain city village elementary school, only in a ten-day Xu Jiaqi age of teachers and students. People in the village went to the town life, slowly this school only item Xu Jiaqi. Poor he and grandpa lived alone at ordinary times, said he wanted to go outside to go to school, and a little dont want to... tRaCoc]


每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻,全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿,请发私信或者邮件:xlttnews@vip.sina。

共青团中央:
    汶川地震时的国家动员能力大概是怎样一种水平?一位经历过“·汶川地震”和“·加拿大山火”两场世纪灾难的答主,给出了这样的答案…… ​​​
[When the wenchuan earthquake country mobilization ability is about how a level? An experienced wenchuan earthquake and fire, Canada two century disaster to a Lord, gives the answer to this... ​​​]


最神奇的视频:
    你外面似不似有狗了!你索话啊,你倒是索话啊![doge] tRaWaIIF ​​​
[You dont like outside seems to have a dog! Your words, you are Mr. Words ah! [doge] tRaWaIIF]


视频,就要神奇的!看神奇的视频就关注我,你绝对意想不到的视频!商务洽谈QQ:,邮箱:vvstar@inmyshow。

猫扑:
    我终于弄懂麻辣烫和冒菜的区别了!!(小羊爱吃酱肘子) ​​​
[I finally find out difference between malatang and take food!!!!! (lamb love to eat pork chops)]


猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

Happy张江:
    啊哈哈哈余生不用你指教了!!今后的路,你要一个人好好走[嘻嘻] ​​​​
[Ah ha ha ha dont have to teach you the rest of my life!!!!! In the future the way, do you want a man to walkhee hee]


每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯,欢迎私信

小野妹子学吐槽:
    有哪个演员你记不太清他她 本名,只记得最深入人心的那个角色? ​​​
[Which actor do you dont remember him her name, just remember the most is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people of that role? ​​​]


图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

六金yE:
    傻妈妈和她的狗儿子 ​​​
[Silly mom and her dog son]


藏起来

叶檀:
    中国所有会议的成本是多少? ​​​
[How much is the cost of all of Chinas meeting? ​​​]


【微信公众号tancaijing,聪明人在一起,说人话】 工作联系方式:luotao@yetanstudio

新浪娱乐:
    日#唐嫣#出席某品牌早春系列大秀,一袭白色连衣裙,美艳动人。但随后曝光的外媒无PS照引发热议。日中午,唐嫣化妆师@春楠 发声质疑所谓的“外媒”恶意P图,称“哪次活动都有奇怪的外媒拍这种莫名其妙的照片,给你P点儿皱纹,P个脸变形”,并晒出了唐嫣无修高清大图→tRaWaOiW ​​​
[# # tiffany tang to attend some brand early spring series big xiu, a white dress, beautiful and moving. But then the exposure of the foreign media without PS as triggered heated debate. Day at noon, tiffany tang make-up artists @ spring nan voice questioned the so-called foreign media malicious P figure, say what event have strange foreign media take a picture of this puzzling, give you some wrinkles, P P a face deformation, and bask in the tiffany tang no figure - tRaWaOiW exalted clearly]


新浪娱乐

谷阿莫:
    【谷阿莫】分鐘看完經典科幻動畫改編電影《攻壳机动队 Ghost in the Shell》
tRaWacvd ​​​

[Valley amo 】 【 minutes watching the classic sci-fi animation film adaptation Ghost in the Shell of Ghost in the Shell < br > tRaWacvd]


我說故事,你聽故事,優酷:i.youkuuUMjkyNjINjMNg

Vista看天下:
    【伴娘被伴郎按地摸胸 伴郎称不知道自己做了什么】广东广州,张小姐给好姐妹做伴娘时,被人突然按倒在地,冲过七八个男子对其作出不礼貌的动作。事后,张小姐报警并表示要追究到底。伴郎称:“人兴奋,我都不知道自己做了什么。”@梨视频 tRaOPsQk ​​​
[The bridesmaid is the best man in to touch the chest Best man said dont know what to do it himself 】 in guangzhou, guangdong province, give good sisters do bridesmaids, miss zhang was down all of a sudden, in through seven or eight men to its impolite action. Afterwards, alarm and miss zhang said to pursue to the end. Best man said people excited, I dont know what I did. @ pear video tRaOPsQk]


vista看天下:中国发行量最大的新闻杂志,十天一期,内容涵盖时政、财经、娱乐、文化诸领域。我们的目标是:“做中国最好看的新闻杂志”。

CNU_blank:
    东京 |摄影师Takashi Yasui ​​​
[Tokyo | photographer Takashi Yasui]


优秀视觉艺术图片分享|中国视觉联盟(cnu.cc)

冷笑话精选:
    哈哈哈哈甚妙![doge] ​​​
[Ha ha ha ha very funny! [doge]]


毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

神奇的吐槽君:
    “老公把我露了胸部的喂奶照发到了亲戚群里,里面好几个男的!” ​​​
[Husband for me the breast feeding group approved by relatives, several men inside! ​​​]


北美吐槽君官方国内分站,欢迎私信吐槽。公众号:crazytucao【商务合作请联系:ad@beimeitucaojun】

黑人建州:
    謝謝上海的所有的朋友~~~我們要回家啦!謝謝S #直播红人周#(tRaWake) ​​​
[Thank you for all my friends in Shanghai ~ ~ ~ we want to go home! Thank you # # S live reds weeks (tRaWake)]


態度決定自己的夢想.....如果有工作或是合作上的事務找我!請連絡傳奇星阿偉 @淡水呂 awei@alegendstar 感謝了+

明星特别任务:
    #明星特别任务##一直播Time#狐狸@谭松韵seven 驾到,宝宝们快来迎接~~~ #直播红人周#(来自tRaWagGp)APP下载地址:tRtGBvZs ​​​
[Special task # # # star a live Time# fox @ songyun tan seven landing, babies come quickly to meet ~ ~ ~ # # live reds weeks (from tRaWagGp) APP download address tRtGBvZs]


一言不合就直播!《明星特别任务》,国内首档明星互动直播真人秀!想约哪位明星直播?想看明星直播做什么?《明星特别任务》邀你一起来玩坏大明星!

肖骁Mix:
    一个网红该有的自觉。。[微笑][微笑][微笑] ​​​
[A web celebrity it consciously. [smiles] [smiles] [smiles]]


工作联系: 工作邮箱:xiaoxiao@mewemedia

外卖小哥金城武:
    给所有的同行小哥们分享一个我亲自实践过的技能……… ​​​
[To all fellow little elder brothers sharing a I personally practice skills......... ​​​]


只是讲讲送外卖时碰到的一些趣事。

这里是美国:
    美国军乐团演奏中国国歌,台下数百名解放军立即起立…… 全场大合唱!@勤奋de班长 tRXMLs ​​​
[The United States military band played the Chinese national anthem, the hundreds of the peoples liberation army immediately stood up... The whole chorus! DE monitor tRXMLs @ diligence]


环球网美国记者站,为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。联系邮箱:usa@huanqiu

澎湃新闻:
    【分钟生命接力:重庆医护在车库内助二胎产妇顺利分娩】tRaWS “救命,我老婆快生了!情况看起来不好!”护士站前一阵激烈的呼救声想起,医护人员狂奔向医院车库……不到分钟,医生达到现场,产科主治医生判断,分娩已无可避免,当即决定,在车内进行消毒,铺巾,就地接生。数名医生围 ​​​
[【 minute life relay chongqing medical care in the garage samyama second child birth of maternal 】 tRaWS help, my wife have the baby soon! Dont look well! The nurse station a fierce cry for help remind of, medical personnel rush to the hospital garage... Within minutes, the doctor arrived, obstetrics doctor, childbirth is inevitable, immediately decided, disinfection in the car, spread towels, delivered locally. Several doctors wai]


有内涵的时政新媒体

大神说:
    「为什么喜欢上一个人后会变得很低姿态?」 ​​​
[Why to like a person will become very low profile? ​​​]


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