微博搞笑排行榜：
有时候，我只想一醉方休！[拜拜]
[Sometimes, I just want to get drunk! [bynum]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
冷笑话精选：把喵星人带到宠物店剃毛，结果……感觉铲屎官命不久矣[笑cry]
[The shaving meow star brought them to the pet store, the results... Feel shoveling shit officer life soon yi [laugh cry]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
陈欧：街电完全改变了我的行为习惯，现在吃饭只去有街电的地儿，还在公司放了一台随时借还[doge]
我相信这个事儿一定会成，因为他会让很多人和我一样，再也不会因为害怕手机没电而焦虑，终于，我能让你们更有一点安全感[微笑]
[Street, completely changed my habits, now eat electricity place, only to have street also at any time in the company to put a borrow [doge] < br > I believe that this thing will become, because he will make a lot of people and I, wont because of fear and anxietys out of cell phone batteries, finally, I can make you more a little bit of security [smiles]]
聚美优品董事长，街电董事长
思想聚焦：人际交往需要用心揣摩的一些话，共勉！[可爱]
[Interpersonal need attentively ponder some of the words, ! [lovely]]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
环球时报：多年以后我才明白什么叫“有感情地朗读课文”……走铁了，老心[心] tRaXYoa 成都商报
[After many years I didnt understand what is to read texts have feelings... Iron, the old heart [heart] tRaXYoa chengdu commercial daily]
报道多元世界 解读复杂中国
热门搞笑排行榜：一只以为自己是狗的狮子，一只敢欺负狮子的熊和一只所向披靡的狗。。。卧槽，它们三个生活在一起，是个什么样场面。。。[笑cry] tRaoqVNK
[A thinks he is a dogs a lion, a dare to bully of a bear and a lion invincible dog... Oh my god, they three live together, is a what kind of scene... [laughing cry] tRaoqVNK]
关注@热门搞笑排行榜，获得每日新鲜笑料...^_^【扣扣：】
人民日报：一个没有几句台词的短片，却感动了很多人。tRaoJM
[Short of a few lines, but moved many people. tRaoJM]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
全球健身中心：俯卧撑等级分布表，从新手到大魔王级别。。。你现在是什么阶段[doge] tRaoo .
[Push-ups level distribution table, from novice to big devil king level... What is your now stage [doge] tRaoo.]
最大最全的健身微博，来自中日韩欧美等最热门的健身教程，加上专业的教练指导，总有一款适合你！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow
英国那些事儿：小海豹找不到妈妈啦，这焦急的小眼神...啊...不哭不哭....[可怜][可怜]tRaoVQpR
[Baby seal cant find mom, the anxious little eyes... Ah... Dont cry not to cry... [poor] [poor] tRaoVQpR]
一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.
-李子柒：对不起…
我的视频要暂时停更了………tRaoiRf
（这是一条负能量爆棚的微博，谨慎打开…）
#朝花柒拾#
[Im sorry... < br > my video will temporarily stopped more......... TRaoiRf < br > < br > (this is a negative energy peaks of weibo, carefully open the...). < br > < br > # in suhuang #]
邮箱：liziqistyle@
Houson猴姆：《破产姐妹》正式被CBS砍了，Max扮演者Kat Dennings和卡洛琳扮演者Beth Behrs发文感谢大家对该剧的支持，她们说：“作为Max和卡洛琳我们走过了精彩的六季。我们非常感谢大家和我们一样观看并享受这部剧。我们对于能参演《破产姐妹》以及带来所有的经历感到自豪。最珍贵的是我们友谊永驻。”Beth后来还
[The bankruptcy sisters formally by CBS are cut down, the Max played Kat Dennings and Caroline played Beth Behrs post thank you for your support of the play, they said as Max and Caroline, we walked through the great six seasons. We thank you very much and we like to watch and enjoy the show. We can in the bankruptcy and sisters, and proud of all experiences. The most precious is our friendship live. Beth later]
这货就是【猴姆独家】！！！
英国报姐：动物园里一只小雪豹，嗷呜我超凶！你们怕不怕我！....哦不怕，那我睡觉了.
tRaoVDsO
[In a small zoo snow leopard, ao blare I very fierce! Are you scared me!!!!!!! ... Oh not afraid, that I go to bed. < br > tRaoVDsO]
订阅号：UKUK。国外各种好玩的，报姐带你看世界
刘若英：既然睡不著，決定運動流汗！最近真的忙到沒時間運動，太罪惡了。
[既然霖不著,决定运动流汗!最近忙到埋没真正的时间运动,太惡了罪。]
親愛的路人
央视新闻：#聚焦一带一路#【正在直播！柬埔寨首相洪森专机抵达北京】柬埔寨首相洪森专机抵达北京。此前洪森在接受媒体采访时就表示，他将参加“一带一路”高峰论坛，并将对中国展开国事访问。访问过程中，柬埔寨将会与中国签署约项协议。央视新闻正在现场近距离直播。 tRaoiPVF .
[# # focus area along the way the live broadcast! Cambodian prime minister hun sen special plane arrived at Beijing 】 Cambodian prime minister hun sen special plane arrived at Beijing. After hun sen said in an interview with the media, he will take part in peak BBS area, and will take a visit to China. Access process, the Cambodian about agreement will be signed with China. CCTV news in the near distance. TRaoiPVF.]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
阿狸说到心坎里的话：【时光，慢些走，别让妈妈再老了！[泪]】这个世界上，你永远亏欠的人只有一个——妈妈。妈妈的世界很小，只装满了我。我的世界很大，常忽略了她。所有恩情，可能要用一辈子来偿还，还远不够[心] 明天就是母亲节，祝天下所有人的母亲：节日快乐！ tRaoNK .
[Time, slowly go, dont let mother old! [tears]], in this world you will never owe one - the only mother. My mothers world is very small, only filled with me. My world is very big, often ignored her. All kindness, may want to use a lifetime to pay off, is far from enough [heart] tomorrow is mothers day, wish world all mother happy holidays! TRaoNK.]
很萌很萌的阿狸，带着那些伤感的话走进您的心坎（qq)
Happy张江：艾玛！！长知识啊，超实用的#会计口诀#，包学包会，m了有空看看啊[good]
[Emma!!!!! Long knowledge, super practical accounting formula # #, will learn package, o m free see [good]]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
国民老岳父公：不知道撕家看到了什么
[Dont know to tear, see]
微博第一尴尬段子手的工作邮箱@qq
史上第一最最搞：有个歪果仁最近在中国喝了一款神秘的饮料，哈哈哈新世界的大门打开了！[笑cry][笑cry]cr.DavidHohhot tRaocdnq
[A slanting nuts recently in China have a kind of mysterious drink, ha ha ha the door opened in the new world! [laughing cry] [laughter cry] cr. DavidHohhot tRaocdnq]
让好心情发酵，蒸发掉所有负能量
Marco_徐晓峰：很多时候，我在微博上写写市场的东西，是写给自己的，是为了自己理理思路的。我不收任何费，你们爱看就看看，不爱看就别看或者取关。这一波，我没让谁去追在的高岗上，也没让谁去割在的地板上，有些傻叉还跑来骂我，是不对的。至于微博，我想上就上，我想休就休，和其他人没有任何关系。
[Most of the time, I write about the market on weibo, is for their own, is to get perspective on its own. I dont charge any fees, just look at you, dont like just dont see or take off. The wave, I didnt let who go after the Jeremy goldkorn, who also didnt make to cut in on the floor, some silly fork also ran to scold me, is wrong. As for weibo, I want to go on, I want to take on, and has nothing to do with others. ]
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我的前任是极品：过了年，才明白老版《西游记》为什么是经典
[Over the years, just understand why old journey to the west is a classic]
【人生在世，总会遇到让你爆表的极品前任！！私信我！晒出那些贱人吧！！】
老铁来扎心啊：给女朋友道歉的正确姿势，哈哈哈太可爱了[笑cry]tRaoVYq
[Correct posture to apologize to his girlfriend, ha ha ha so cute smile cry tRaoVYq]
扎心吗？扎心就对了。和我一起怼这操蛋的生活吧~
我是娜扎：[二哈]可以猜到当时我在唱什么吗[黑线] tRaoMLeq
[[ ha] can guess what I was singing [black line] tRaoMLeq]
工作请联系：nazhagongzuo@
速报日娱：TOKIO城岛茂和山口达也在东京湾捕获了超级珍稀的古代鲨鱼「ラブカ（学名：皱鳃鲨）」！据说这种鲨鱼是比恐龙还要古老，而且一直没有改变形态生存至今。去年上映的电影哥斯拉的第二形态就是以这个为原型设计的。[哆啦A梦吃惊]这期《铁腕！DASH！》将在明天播出，岛王真的厉害了！
[Shigeru TOKIO city island and pass to also capture the super rare ancient sharks in Tokyo bay ラ ブ カ (scientific name frilled shark)! It is said that this shark is old than a dinosaur, and so far there has been no change form survival. The second form last godzilla movie is based on the prototype design. [doraemon surprised] this period the iron! DASH! Will be aired tomorrow, the king of the island! ]
可能是最新、最快、最全面的日本娱乐嘿嘿嘿播报ヾ(o◕∀◕)ﾉ欢迎私信投稿日本娱乐圈相关信息+发布原博@速报日娱 哦~公众号：subaoriyu
北京人不知道的北京事儿：#北京事儿#【林子大了…[衰]】@黑妞儿晶晶 ：京藏高速进京方向主路，惊现小黄车！太危险了！tRaSmfoA
[# Beijings # @ lin zi da... [failure] 】 【 black girl jingjing beijing-tibet expressway into the main road, near yellow car! Its too dangerous! tRaSmfoA]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
人民网：兄弟，你这样偷懒是会被扣工资的！tRaDwA @淮北公安在线
[Brother, you this lazy will be deduct pay! TRaDwA @ huaibei public security online]
报道全球 传播中国
当时我就震惊了：破产姐妹被砍，再来回味一下这部剧中的一些经典台词，句句在理[心]
[Bankruptcy and sisters were cut, and then to retrospect the movie some classic lines, every reasonable [heart]]
深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜
思想聚焦：薛之谦《意外》专辑已经火了《演员》《你还要我怎样》两首金曲，但他希望这首《有没有》也可以让更多的人听到？不是太贪心，只是这首歌在谦谦的心中实在有着不一样的地位。在那段没钱只能自己拍mv的日子里，《有没有》是一首更能让薛之谦吐露心声、倾诉情绪的歌曲，他对音乐的认真坚持、他幽默搞怪背后
[Memory accidental album has fire actor how do you want me two songs, but he hopes that the song have also can let more people to listen to? Not too greedy, but this song in the heart of princess really has a different position. During that no money can oneself clap mv days, is there is a more memory speak out, talk to emotional songs, his persistence, earnestly to music behind his humorous jokes]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
健身老师课：【郑多燕 懒人天shou腿操】专为懒人设计的一套动作，告别萝卜腿、大象腿、肌肉腿，每天做一遍，一周效 果显著，记得感谢我~[心]全球美体健身，做您身边的健身教练[心]tRIDTw
[【 jung Lazy day shou leg hold 】 a set of actions designed for lazy people, say goodbye to the turnip leg, elephant leg, leg muscles, do it again a day, a week effect significantly, remember to thank me ~ [heart] global body fitness, do fitness coach [heart] tRIDTw around you]
健身让你拥有了一个健与美的身体，你走到哪都可以挺直腰板，自信应对一切事物！ 商务合作qq
我是MISS南：新来的男员工开了一个玩笑。我就长篇大论。我上纲上线吗？我没有。
最大的恶就是无意识。
我只恨我自己能力太小，公司规模太小。
有时候，我朋友觉得我有点吃饱饭没事干，明明锦衣玉食，还要创业干嘛。
事实上，一方面我还想要更多钱。
另一方面我要更多权。
女人的幸福建立在很多钱和很多权上。今天我
[The new male staff played a joke on. I will. Im online such? I dont. < br > the greatest evil is unconscious. < br > I just hate myself ability is too small, the company size is too small. < br > sometimes, my friends think Im a little bit to eat rice, clearly and luxurious, and doing business. < br > in fact, on the one hand, I also want to have more money. < br > on the other hand, I want more. < br > a womans happiness is based on a lot of money and a lot of weight. Today I]
胆小如鼠，瑟瑟发抖
这里是美国：她今年岁，曾经是一个极有天赋的图形设计师，但因为患上帕金森#症，双手停止不住地颤抖。这让她一度万念俱灰，觉得职业道路已经走到了尽头。幸好这项发明出现，又给了她生的希望。能够写下自己的名字，能够画一个笔直的正方形，仅仅是做到这样简单的事情，就让她泪流满面……感谢科技[心]
[Years old this year, she was once a very talented graphic designer, but # because suffer from Parkinsons disease, both hands to stop shaking. She was once thought, the feel career has come to an end. Fortunately, the invention, and gave her life of hope. Can write down your name, can draw a straight square, just do simple things, let her in tears... Thanks to science and technology [heart]]
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MovieMonster：《羞耻》塔利亚·桑德维克·莫尔跟亨利克·霍尔姆在挪威电视剧颁奖典礼上亲上了~~~亨利克的手还搭在塔利亚的肩膀上拍了几下~~~甜到爆炸啊啊啊啊啊！[哆啦A梦微笑]（动图源汤：tarjeisandvik & laurenkmyers）再附上一个暴击心灵的视频，全场都好嗨，撒糖撒糖！[哆啦A梦花心]tRaofHn
[Shame Thalia, sander with henryk holm, vic Moore in Norway TV awards ceremony on the ~ ~ ~ Henrys hand was draped over the Thalia clapped shoulders ~ ~ ~ sweet to explosion agghh! [doraemon smile] (dynamic graph source soup tarjeisandvik & laurenkmyers) to attach A crit video of the mind, the whole good hi, sprinkle sugar and sugar! TRaofHn [doraemon flower heart]]
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徐海乔：每天都在开会[白眼]
[Every day in a meeting [eyes]]
代表作《建党伟业》《花千骨》《新红楼梦》等。工作联系：王小姐
环球时报：【一起来感受下：在黄河边，感受着黄河奔腾奏响保卫黄河！】tRaoVbR 浙江卫视
[ 【 to feel in the Yellow River, feel the Yellow River pentium played to defend the Yellow River!] TRaoVbR zhejiang satellite TV]
报道多元世界 解读复杂中国
小野妹子学吐槽：不知为何，看起来很像孤独而贫穷的你。
[I do not know why, looks like a lonely and poor you. ]
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