TEST BY SENRSL: Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选：
带我一个吧[笑cry]@鹿白笙：能不能发明一种游戏四点二十起床任务是背单词跑步看书啥的。。。可以叫锦鲤游戏哈哈哈
[Bring me a [laugh cry] @ deer Bai Sheng can invent a game Four point two get up ten What the task is running memorizing words and read a book. Can call brocade carp game ha ha ha]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

新浪News：
【少年为求“年免费炸鸡” 评论数破奥斯卡经典合影纪录[二哈]】美国少年卡特为求能吃年的免费鸡块，便发推文寻求网友支持，没想到已获得万多条回复，这也打破了主持人艾伦那张保持了年的“奥斯卡经典合影”的最高评论纪录。快看看这位少年是如何“创造奇迹”的↓↓tRailmGw
[[young for free Fried chicken in comments on the Oscar classic photo record ha] [two] American teenager for carter can eat free chicken nuggets, and tweets for net friend support, unexpectedly has won multiple replies, it also broke the host Ellen that keep the years of Oscar classic picture of the highest record review. Quick look at how the boy left left tRailmGw miracle]

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新浪新闻客户端：
当官不为民做主，不如回家卖红薯。[摊手]
[Officer is not for the people in charge, as home to sell sweet potatoes. [stand hand]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

新浪汽车：
#老司机课堂#亮点总在最后！钱可以买来好车，但买不来好的技术[doge]！tRaZkBLX
[Old driver class # # always bright spot in the final! Money can buy a good car, but cant buy good technology [doge]! tRaZkBLX]

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MIUI：
#MIUI直播间#答疑专场，提出你玩机时遇到的问题，主播现场解答。参与互动赢小米高配版F码！（来自tRaiTg）APP下载地址：tRqiDJg tRWx
[Special # # beautiful MIUI studio answering questions, put forward the problem you met in the play machine, the host site. Interactive win millet With high F code! (from tRaiTg) APP download address tRqiDJg tRWx]

MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！

优酷：
节目套路深，我要回农村！[笑cry]@优酷亲子 #小人国奇遇记#教大家一首好听的英文歌曲，夏天、@夏克立Chris 共同演绎，但结果却是……
tRaJuIp
[Program routines deep, Im going to go back to the countryside! [laughing cry] # @ youku parent-child Lilliput adventures # teach you an English song, summer, @ Christopher downs Chris together, but the result is... < br > tRaJuIp]

猫扑：
【企鹅爱上了二次元妹纸，每天都一脸痴汉，沉迷到吃饭都忘记】日本埼玉县的Tobu动物园，有一只已经岁叫Grape-kun的洪堡企鹅，在企鹅界已经算是“老男人”了最近它春心萌动得不要不要的...因为自从动物园把动漫《Kemono Friends》里的企鹅妹纸Hululu的看板放进去，这货就对妹纸“一见钟情”了...整天...全文： m.weibo
[【 penguin fell in love with a second girl, a idiot face every day, addicted to eat have forgotten 】 Tobu zoo in saitama in Japan, there is a age has called Grape - kun Humboldt penguins, is one of the old man in the penguin world has recently it first lost dont dont... Since the zoo the anime Kemono Friends penguin girl Hululu kanban, this cargo is love at first sight with a girl... All day long... The full text m. eibo]

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新浪News：
【现实版“高育良”：官员贪千万离婚不报假装与妻和睦】辽宁一官员上任数年贪腐数千万元，办公室内却挂着“公生明，廉生威”的警句；他在下属眼中“严肃正经，事务繁忙”，实际上却忙着花天酒地，人前与妻子相敬如宾，实则早已离婚...当“高育良”走进现实，丑态终会被揭穿↓↓tRaiYiOU
[【 higher education is reality version officials corruption must report not pretend peace with his wife divorce 】 a liaoning official office years corruption tens of millions of yuan, is hanging in the office male born Ming and wei lian health epigram; His subordinates in the eyes of serious, serious affairs, actually busy the racket, the front with his wife and goodwill is already divorce... When the higher education into the reality, will be quite debunk left left tRaiYiOU down]

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卢健生：
学习！
[To learn!]

视觉科技 ImagineVision, CEO

但斌：
发表了博文《中国机器人进化+谁与四大家族掰手腕》中国机器人进化+谁与四大家族掰手腕+--第一财经日报+“用工成本越来越高，我们之间经常开玩笑说，忙活一年好像都在为工人打工。”珠三角一家tRaiYvt
[Who published the post China robot evolution + and the four big families arm-wrestling China robot evolution who and the four big families an arm-wrestling + + - the first financial daily + labor cost is higher and higher, we often joked that busy work seems to be in a year for workers. The pearl river delta a tRaiYvt]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小野妹子学吐槽：
评论区大写服气
[Capital beside the comments section]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

但斌：
发表了博文《深耕人工智能市场+英伟达业绩骤增》tRaijSkr
[Published a blog post the deep market + nvidia results in artificial intelligence tRaijSkr]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
发表了博文《新水门事件震惊美国》tRaijUM
[Published the post new watergate shocked us tRaijUM]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

冷笑话精选：
哈哈哈哈哈这也太不像话了！看把人给气的[笑cry]tRailrI
[Ha ha ha ha ha this is too ridiculous! People look to [laugh cry] tRailrI gas]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

Autobeta汽车杂志：
一段视频告诉你：如何与大货车安全相处！ [话筒] tRtCyagz
[A video to tell you how to get along with big truck safety! [microphone] tRtCyagz]

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猫扑：
一对情侣异地恋，女友突然出现在身后...好甜，暖化了~[心]tRaGmLq
[A couple that LDR girlfriend suddenly appeared behind him... The sweet, warming ~ tRaGmLq [heart]]

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汽车之家：
正确答案是Toyota matrix，恭喜@我不二，最快答对，请私信家家您的收货地址，我们会尽快将礼品快递到您手中。
[The correct answer is Toyota matrix, congratulations @ I dont two, fastest right, please direct messages every of your shipping address, we will gift delivery to you as soon as possible.]

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汽车之家：
#国内谍照# 【外观或有调整曝北京现代新款ix谍照】日前，有国内媒体曝光了一组北京现代新款ix车型的测试谍照。谍照显示，新车在车头及尾部使用了较厚的伪装，未来这些区域预计会采用新的设计。tRaJAYNg
[Domestic spy # # 【 appearance or have adjust exposure Beijing modern new ix spy 】 a few days ago, have domestic media exposes a set of Beijing modern new ix model test photos. Photos, according to a new car in the front and rear use thicker camouflage, these areas is expected to use the new design in the future. tRaJAYNg]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪News：
【女子针灸电疗后瘫痪住进医院颈部疑有一根断针[吃惊]】日前，成都的高女士到一诊所进行针灸电疗后，不料竟因瘫痪住进ICU。影像结果显示，高女士颈部疑有一根“断针”，但医院再次检查时“断针”却不见了，对此结果医生给出两种猜测↓↓而目前高女士还尚未脱离危险...[生病]tRaiOoS
[The woman after acupuncture therapeutic paralysis was hospitalized Neck suspected a broken needle [surprised]], chengdu high lady to a clinic after acupuncture electrotherapy, only admitted to the ICU for paralysis. Ms image, according to the results of the high neck suspected a broken needle, but the hospital check again the broken needle are all gone, these are doctors left left two speculation and ms is high also is not yet out of danger... [ill] tRaiOoS]

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南方都市报：
#下班分享#你大爷还是你大爷，公园里的“体操王子”太强了，担心自己老了都没办法在公园混了。 tRaiOd .
[Uncle # # to share your work or you big ye, the prince of gymnastics in the park is too strong, dont worry about their old way of mixed up in the park. TRaiOd.]

欢迎同时关注南都微信（搜索公众号“南方都市报”或者“nddaily”即可）

优酷：
【BBC K高分大片<小巨人>独播】超震撼！D视角看小动物的大世界，花栗鼠VS致命大蜈蚣，血拼毒蝎子、毒蛇，精彩刺激堪比《碟中谍》，结局我已看呆！全程高能预警，花栗鼠带你刷新萌值上限~tRaxQzAb
[The BBC K high large < little giant > window 】 super shock! D perspective of animal world, a deadly chipmunk VS the centipede, shopping poisonous scorpions, snakes, exciting as mission impossible, end I have a look! The high-energy warning, chipmunks take you refresh of maximum ~ tRaxQzAb]

微博汽车：
#大V聊车# 来辆老敞篷，感受下它的魅力 [笑cry]
[# # to big V chat chariots old pickup, feel the charm of it [laugh cry]]

这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞

新浪News：
【合肥机场高速美女收费员口含筷子练微笑[good]】工作时每天多次的微笑、上千次伸手...最平凡的日常也因她们的认真而不一样。近日，合肥机场高速收费站一群后美女收费员们火了。为了能有“最美笑容”，她们每天都要咬着筷子练习微笑，最长有人可以坚持半小时...↓↓tRaipaP
[【 hefei airport express beauty toll collector practice smiling mouth with chopsticks [good]] work many times a day in the smile, thousands of times hand... The most mundane of daily also different due to their serious. Recently, hefei airport expressway toll station after a group of beauty to the cashier. In order to have the most beautiful smile, they bite the chopsticks practice smiling every day, the longest anyone can insist on for half an hour... Left left tRaipaP]

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新浪汽车：
#宠物与车#给你一个不削的眼神，再让你尝尝我的厉害！tRaJLHg
[# # pet with car gives you a not cut eyes, let you try some of my bad! tRaJLHg]

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新沐sunshine：
昨天八点下班回楼房玩手机，问辅导班，睡觉，联系哥哥妈妈，下午三点起，玩手机，做饭吃，回楼房，拿到高老师电话，给他发短信[嘘]王爷爷那里推拿，老毛病又犯[泪]。晚上玩手机，整理资料，和同学通电话。熬到深夜
[Back to work at eight o clock yesterday buildings play phone, asked the remedial class, sleep, contact brother, mom, three o clock in the afternoon, play phone, cook a meal to eat, back to the building, to obtain a high teacher call to his text [SHH] king grandfather massage, mean making [] of tears. Night to play mobile phone, finishing materials, with my classmates on the phone. Late into the night]

凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航

新浪News：
【超九成青年坦言与父母有沟通障碍：父母不太懂我】你和父母的关系融洽吗？一项对名-岁的青年的调查显示，.％的受访者与父母存在沟通障碍，其中.％的受访青年表示情况非常严峻，基本不怎么交流。为什么会两代人会越走越远？了解这些会帮你避开“尬聊”区↓↓tRaiMGn
[【 admitted by more than ninety percent youth and parents have communication disorders parents dont know much about my 】 you and his parents? To a name - year-old youth, according to a survey. % of respondents and parents communication obstacles, one of them. % of youth said the situation is very grim, basic dont how to communicate. Why two generations will more walk more far? Knowing these will help you avoid the full area left left tRaiMGn down]

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猫扑：
【女棋手岁出道被嘲笑像男生后来画风大变成大美女】日本有名从岁就踏入将棋界的女生棋手「香川爱生」，出道时因为较为中性打扮，都还有人开玩笑说她是男生。她目前出道年，现年岁，随着时间的过去，她慢慢把头发留长，也变瘦了一些，结果却出现惊人的变化！不少人都惊呼根本就认不出来，她跟...全文： m.weibo
[The age of female players out derided as boys Later style into a big beauty] Japan famous from the girl would QiJie step into the age of players love life sichuan, started out as a more neutral, all others joked that she is a boy. Her current career years, years, over time, she slowly the to keep long hair, also lost some weight, only to appear surprising change! Many people were amazed was beyond recognition, with her... The full text m. eibo]

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新浪News：
【新玩法？熊孩子骑小黄车对撞找乐子[摊手]】近日，有市民爆料，上海某小区内有两个不满岁的孩子在骑共享单车玩：只见他们面对面骑着小黄车，在车辆要撞上之前跳车走人，让两部车相撞在一起...而从现场拍摄的视频看出↓↓，两个孩子的花样是越玩越惊险...[黑线]千万不要学！tRaioGYT
[The new play? Bear children ride a yellow car collisions have fun [stand hand]] recently, residents have revealed that two children under the age of dissatisfaction in Shanghai community share bike ride in play see them face to face on a yellow car, vehicle before the vehicle would hit leave, let the two cars collided together... And see from the scene shooting video left left, the pattern of the two children are playing more and more close... [the black] dont learn! tRaioGYT]

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猫扑：
回复@Vitaye格子我也是[笑cry]@Vitaye格子哈哈哈哈哈哈笑死我了看了好几遍
[Reply me too [laugh cry] @ @ Vitaye grid Vitaye grid ha ha ha ha ha ha lol watched several times]

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汽车之家：
#新车官图# 【奇骏X-Scape官图】日前，日产官方在海外市场发布了一组奇骏X-Scape的官方图片，消费者可以在海外普通版奇骏的基础上额外选装X-Scape套件包，让新车更加具有科幻色彩。据了解，X-Scape套件包目前仅针对欧洲市场限量销售，售价约为英镑（约元人民币）。tRaJZeM
[# # new officer figure figure 】【 qi jun X-ray Scape officer, nissan official in overseas markets has released a set of qi jun official pictures of X - Scape, consumers can abroad on the basis of the normal version, jun extra options X - Scape suite package, let the new car is more science fiction colour. It is understood that X - Scape suite package is currently only limited sales for European market, sells for about pounds (about RMB). tRaJZeM]

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新浪汽车：
#车主有话说#在中东遇警车追击，千万别停，体验一下简单粗暴的拦车工具，#速度与激情#必备追车道具tRaMZIdE
[# # owners have words in the Middle East in the police car chase, dont stop, experience of lanche of simple and crude tools, # # speed and passion for car chase props tRaMZIdE]

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猫扑：
好的，你赢了tRaizjfq
[Ok, you win a tRaizjfq]

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优酷：
#超级剧集寒武纪#今天鲜肉型男@JA符龙飞空降第四集玩弹幕，剧中这么多帅哥小仙女们喜欢哪一款呢，赶快上弹幕留言让你的爱豆看见你，还是相约晚小编送你上去~
[# # super show the Cambrian fresh stylish men today @ JA Jason airborne fourth set play barrage, the play so many handsome boy little fairies like which model, quickly barrage on the message to let you love to see you, or meet small make up take you up to late]

新浪News：
【再添实锤！石原里美山下智久被曝已“半同居”[污]】据日本八卦杂志爆料，他们连续多天拍到山下智久出入石原里美家中↓↓，两人疑似已处于半同居状态。还有知情人士爆料两人差不多在《朝晚》结束后便在一起，已经热恋一年多了。两人光从颜值来看也真是“配一脸”啊↓↓tRaisZS
[【 add real hammer! Ishihara beauty news had already living together half [pollution]] according to the gossip magazines, and they captured news out for days in ishihara left left the home, two people suspected of has been in a state of half cohabitation. And people familiar with the story about two people at the end of the night together, and have been in love for over a year. Two people from the appearance of light level also is really with a face of left left tRaisZS]

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