看了好多遍，还是挺好笑的[笑cry]
[It looks funny to see a lot of times, still [laugh cry]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
李开复：想象力是人工智能不能够打败的，希望蜻蜓FM继续做更多有优质的，有思想的，有想象力的好内容。
[Imagination is artificial intelligence can not beat, dragonflies FM is to continue to do more high quality, thoughtful, imaginative good content.]
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新浪News：【CBS正式宣布《破产姐妹》被砍 版权太贵续不起[泪]】经历六年长跑，《破产姐妹》未能免于被砍命运。这部剧集台词重口，故事励志↓↓深受观众喜爱。今年播出的第六季最终集成了全剧大结局，Caroline和Max最后究竟走向了怎样的人生↓↓你觉得还算圆满吗？我们会想你的[泪]tRaoVvf
[【 CBS officially announced the bankruptcy sisters are copyright cant afford to be too costly to continue [tears]] after six years running, the bankruptcy sisters fails to be cut from fate. The show lines heavy mouth, inspirational story left left loved by the audience. This year on the sixth season of the integration that the final ending, Caroline and Max finally what towards the left left in life do you think is perfect? Well miss you tears tRaoVvf]
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南方都市报：【狗狗野地刨出活婴，婴儿嘴里全是泥[悲伤]】日，重庆江津一位村民称，她家的狗从一偏僻树林地里刨出一名约一个月大的婴儿。据医生介绍，男婴被送到医院时嘴里满是泥，入院治疗后各项指标逐渐趋于稳定。目前，当地警方已展开调查。@梨视频 tRaSLXv
[Wild plane [dog live baby, the babys mouth is full of mud [sad]], chongqing metro, a villager said her dog from a remote forest ground plane out a about a month old baby. According to doctor introduction, baby, who was taken to hospital when his mouth is full of mud, admitted to hospital after the indicators gradually stabilized. At present, the local police investigation was launched. @ pear video tRaSLXv]
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新浪News：【姜思达恋爱了！恭喜这朵最懂爱的奇葩[心]】本周奇葩说，姜思达面对“如果爱人失忆了，你会不会让他恢复记忆”的辩题再次大爆发，承包全场笑与泪↓↓他更借此辩题大胆认爱，透露拿着这道题去问男友，男友回答既撩又惹人泪目↓↓[泪]大概这就是最好的爱情吧。恭喜这位最懂爱的奇葩tRaoAy
[【 Jiang Sida in love! Congratulations on this most wonderful work [heart] understand love 】 exotic flower said this week, Jiang Sida face if love have a memory, you will not let him restore memory outbreaks of motion, contracted to the laughter and tears left left him more to motion is bold to recognize love, revealed that take this question to ask her boyfriend, her boyfriend answer liao and provoking eye tears left left] [tear down probably this is the best love. Congratulations to the most exotic flowers tRaoAy understand love]
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但斌：@老曾阿牛 牛兄绝对是品格高贵、高洁，敢担当，够兄弟之士！一生的良师益友[心]@厦门羊总之花菜炒蟹回复@但斌但总所言极是；心胸，往往比智商还重要……@但斌回复@老曾阿牛路遥知马力 日久见人心！发现牛兄像我一样，只要是兄弟们做得好的都赞！心胸辽阔似海洋…[哈哈][赞][作揖][心][鲜花]
[@ old had pig NiuXiong is absolutely character noble, pure, dare to bear, brother man! Life mentor [heart] @ xiamen sheep in short cauliflower Fried crab reply @ but said bin but headquarter and extremely is; Breadth of mind, often more important than intelligence quotient (IQ)... @ but bin reply @ old had pig man knows his companion in a I want to be! Found NiuXiong, like me, as long as its brothers do well all praise! Mind the vast ocean... [ha ha] [who] [bowing] [heart] [flowers]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
陈姝瑭-瑭瑭：#陈姝瑭# 游… tzAfrQF
[# # Chen Shu Tang swim... tzAfrQF]
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但斌：回复@一个汉堡你抬一个几千亿市值的蓝筹股试试，能抬起来吗？[挤眼]@一个汉堡回复@安菲尔德理性之光弄多个基金，抬轿子也能抬出来一个好的
[Reply @ a hamburger you carry a blue-chip try hundreds of billions of market value, can you up? [eye] @ one burger @ anfield rational light more funds, can carry out a good sedan chair]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
微博汽车：@汽车族杂志 自制剧上新，让我们一起来看看食车David在干嘛[允悲]
[@ automotive family magazine On new homemade play, lets take a look at the food car David doing [allow sad]]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
杨幂：ok五岁生日快乐[蛋糕]
[Ok happy birthday cake [] five]
这里有一只狐狸，幸福，感恩，知足，爱~＞＜
但斌：东方港湾年月成立，年复合回报率国内%，海外%[笑cry][挤眼]@张翎哈哈哈但老师基金产品的五年十年的年化多少？ @但斌回复@老曾阿牛路遥知马力 日久见人心！发现牛兄像我一样，只要是兄弟们做得好的都赞！心胸辽阔似海洋……[哈哈][赞][作揖][心]@老曾阿牛[good][good][good]牛逼！
[Eastern bay exergue, % compound annual rate of return home, overseas [laugh cry] [eye] % @ zhang ling ha, ha, ha, but the teacher of fund products in five years ten years? @ but bin reply @ old had pig man knows his companion in a I want to be! Found NiuXiong, like me, as long as its brothers do well all praise! Mind the vast ocean... [ha ha] [who] [bowing] [heart] have @ old pig [good] [good] [good] cow force!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
冷笑话精选：哈哈哈一只被食物蒙蔽了双眼的狗子[笑cry] tRaozqu
[Ha ha ha a blinded by food dog son [laugh cry] tRaozqu]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪News：【孕妇私家车上产女 护士就地剪脐带狂奔送医】私家车上产妇刚生下孩子，四名护士就地剪脐带、清理呼吸道，抱着孩子狂奔病房。监控拍下这场紧急接生↓↓对宝宝来说一定是宝贵回忆[心]可爱护士长说起此事时也一脸骄傲↓↓据悉，参与急救的护士事后险些晕倒，打完止痛针坚持上岗[心]tRaozlhN
[The pregnant women on private cars produce female nurses in situ cut the umbilical cord running hospital 】 vehicles on maternal just gave birth to the child, four nurses in situ cut the umbilical cord, clear the respiratory tract, her child in her arms down ward. Monitor was delivered left left for baby photographed the emergency must be precious memories [heart] lovely when the head nurse spoke about this matter, also a face of pride left left, after nearly fainted, the nurses in emergency [heart] tRaozlhN pain injection adhere to mount guard]
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Autobeta汽车杂志：不怕没人救援，就怕来救援的是猪一样的队友[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry] tRaMutP
[Not afraid nobody rescue, afraid to rescue is a pig teammates [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] tRaMutP]
国内外汽车资讯速递，依据新车进行点评，欢迎大家一起来侃车。你的评论和转发是我发微博的动力，喜欢车请关注 @autobeta汽车杂志。
新浪汽车：#老司机课堂#【生活小巧妙，教你如何呵护自己的爱车！】别说没翻译，我们英语十级的都能看懂[doge][doge][doge]tRaeKxG
[Small clever old driver class # # 【 life, teach you how to care for their car! Dont say no translation, we English ten steps can understand it [the doge] [doge] [doge] tRaeKxG]
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优酷：#美少年学社# 优酷君打包奉上十一位小哥哥，睡懒觉的宝宝们快来认领，你最想和哪位小哥哥一起过周末？ @美少年学社
[# # beautiful young society youku jun packaged in the eleven little brother, sleep in babies come and claim, which the little brother would you most like to spend the weekend together? @ adonis society]
平安北京：【岁萌娃独自在家吓cry，打求抱抱[可怜]】“我...我...我妈妈没有在，我害怕...”这个福建泉州的萌娃独自在家十分害怕，打报警找警察叔叔求助。指挥中心接到电话后，耐心安抚萌娃，直至家人回家[心] 蜀黍提示：在河南和南京等地，人大立法规定，不得将周岁以下未成年儿童单独留在家中，多省...全文： m.weibo
[[age of Eva frighten to cry at home alone, please hold [poor]] I... I... my mother is not in, Im afraid of... The quanzhou of fujian province of Eva alone at home very afraid, uncle called the emergency call the police for help. Command center received a phone call, after the patient comfort of Eva, until the family home [heart] sorghum tip in henan province and nanjing and other places, peoples congress, the legislative provisions, children stay at home alone, is a minor under age shall not be more province... The full text m. eibo]
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但斌：凯尔特人与奇才，要进入抢七了！比赛充满悬念，最后一刻决出胜负，精彩！
[The celtics and the wizards, to enter the tiebreak! Game is full of suspense, the last minute decided, wonderful! ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：不存在，只是恰好坐那里，同学们都是已上市公司的企业家，向他们学习！同学说的好：“做实业像养猪，离开一天都不行……”@shangguzhe：无论什么聚会都是老大坐中间啊，讲感情更讲江湖地位。
[Does not exist, just sitting there, the classmates are listed company of entrepreneurs, learn from them! Classmate say do industry like a pig, not to leave a day... @ shangguzhe no matter what party is the boss sit in the middle, speak feelings more status.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：[作揖][心]@禾子爱美食_坚信价值：红色短袖，好鲜艳，预示但总的股票好红红火火🙏
[[作揖][心]@禾子爱美食_坚信价值：红色短袖，好鲜艳，预示但总的股票好红红火火🙏]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
南方都市报：【无人机又闯祸了！重庆机场昨晚余个航班受影响】日，重庆江北机场再次发生无人机扰航事件。@重庆机场官方微博 发布消息称，日晚，重庆机场两次受到无人机干扰，截至昨夜，航班开始陆续恢复正常，共造成余个航班备降，余个航班取消，余个航班延误，上万旅客出行受影响。
[【 drones in trouble again! Chongqing airport last night more than a flight affected 】, chongqing jiangbei airport drone air disturbance events happening again. @ chongqing airport official weibo said in a news release, Saturday night, chongqing airport two unmanned aerial vehicle (uav) disturbance, as of last night flights began to gradually returned to normal, a total of more than a flight in alternate, more than a flight cancellations, more than a flight delays, tens of thousands of passengers affected. ]
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新浪News：【北影遭性侵学生阿廖沙同学：愿证实她所说的】不愿透露姓名的阿廖沙同学发文表示愿意证实阿廖沙所说情况。文中爆料个人悲惨经历↓↓称北影对许多同学来说是噩梦开始的地方↓↓更曝出北影摄院老师混乱男女关系↓↓为证所言非虚，这位同学更是豁出去了↓↓北影表示对此事展开调查tRaovTY
[The bfa was sexually assaulted student allyson classmate may confirm 】 she said on condition of anonymity allyson classmates post offered to confirm allyson said. This paper revealed personal tragic experiences, left left say north shadow is a nightmare start for many students left left more Revelations to the perturbation school teacher left chaos relationship between men and women left to right, the student is throwing caution to the wind left left the shadow said an investigation into the matter tRaovTY]
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小野妹子学吐槽：岛国一位主人惊讶地表示，自己兔几竟然是...虚胖[允悲] tRaSseMO
[Island a master in astonishment, said his rabbit several turned out to be... Puffiness tRaSseMO [allow sad]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
冷笑话精选：[摊手]@思想聚焦[摊手]@德莱文的小迷妹-：天蝎 表面：大家都是朋友嘛 内心：妈的怎么办我得把朋友抢回来[摊手][摊手]
[[stand hand] focus @ thought [stand hand] @ small seduction - levin Scorpio surface everybody is a friend Heart mom do I have to take my friend back [stand hand] [stand hand]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
冷笑话精选：果然是同一个世界同一个钢琴老师……哈哈哈哈可以说是非常走心了[笑cry]tRaSFCy
[It was one world one piano teacher... Ha ha ha ha is very heart [laugh cry] tRaSFCy]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪News：【又一位慰安妇受害者含恨离世[泪]转发送别！】海南慰安妇事件受害者陈亚扁离世，享年岁。年，未满岁的她被日军抓去充当性奴，年受尽各种非人折磨↓↓常年虐待导致子宫变形，她历尽如此辛苦才得来女儿↓↓她曾与另名受害者赴日诉讼，官司输了，老人的话着实揪心↓↓tRaSkLO
[[[another comfort women victims swallowed their anger away tears] forward farewell!] Hainan comfort women victims Chen Yabian died at the age of years old. Years, under the age of her grasp to go to work as sex slaves by Japanese forces, various non-human years experience suffering left left years of abuse lead to deformation of the uterus, make so hard just to come her daughter left left she was with another victim to litigation, lost the lawsuit, the old mans words really concern left left tRaSkLO]
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新浪新闻客户端：【又一位慰安妇受害者含恨离世[泪]转发送别！】海南慰安妇事件受害者陈亚扁离世，享年岁。年，未满岁的她被日军抓去充当性奴，年受尽各种非人折磨↓↓常年虐待导致子宫变形，她历尽如此辛苦才得来女儿↓↓她曾与另名受害者赴日诉讼，官司输了，老人的话着实揪心↓↓tRaSkLO
[[[another comfort women victims swallowed their anger away tears] forward farewell!] Hainan comfort women victims Chen Yabian died at the age of years old. Years, under the age of her grasp to go to work as sex slaves by Japanese forces, various non-human years experience suffering left left years of abuse lead to deformation of the uterus, make so hard just to come her daughter left left she was with another victim to litigation, lost the lawsuit, the old mans words really concern left left tRaSkLO]
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一块去旅行：意大利Ravioli的制作方法，感觉这样包饺子的方法有在可爱哟。[哈哈] tRiRiVni
[The method of making the Italian Ravioli, feel this method of making dumplings in a lovely yo. (ha ha) tRiRiVni]
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薛蛮子：@黄明明靠谱项目招人！
[@ ming-ming huang on project hiring!]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
顶尖设计：有趣又现实的插画 by Eduardo Salles
[Interesting and realistic illustrations by Eduardo Salles]
职业搬砖，业余设计。公众号：dingjiansheji
薛蛮子：再次为这个靠谱项目站台！潜在的独角兽
[For the platform on the project again! The potential of the unicorn]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
微博汽车：#我与汽车的日常# 最速：分秒 [威武]
[# # and my car daily the steepest minutes [power]]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
薛蛮子：花椒首播非常热闹
[Chinese prickly ash premiere]
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汽车之家：#国内谍照# 【车身尺寸略有缩小 新款索纳塔九申报图】在此前的上海车展上，北京现代正式发布了新款索纳塔九。而日前，我们从工信部获得了一组该车的申报信息。作为中期改款车型，新车针对于现款车型的外观进行了升级，但车身尺寸略有缩小。tRaXU
[Domestic spy # # 【 body size slightly smaller The new sonata nine declare figure 】 in the Shanghai auto show, Beijing hyundai officially issued the new sonata nine. And recently, we get a set of the vehicle from ministry of information. As a medium-term change model, the appearance of the new car models for cash upgraded, but slightly smaller body size. tRaXU]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪News：【奔跑吧景甜贾玲飙方言 鹿晗练唱秀高音】新一期奔跑吧来到黄河边，出生在西安的景甜在自己的地盘大飙陕西话↓↓网友大呼小姐姐好接地气好喜欢[太开心]听她说得标准吗↓↓兄弟团的任务是表演《黄河大合唱》，大家各显神通，歌手鹿更是秀出完美高音炮↓↓最终作品可谓惊喜满满↓↓tRaSDbK
[【 running scene sweet Jia Lingbiao dialect Lu Han sing show high 】 a new period of running practice came to the Yellow River, was born in xi an of sweet surging shaanxi words left left on his own ground net friend call little sister good grounding gas like [quite happy] to hear her speak standard, please left left moonbeams mission is to show the Yellow River cantata , we demonstrated singer deer is to show a perfect treble gun left surprise left left tRaSDbK full left finally works]
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