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北美吐槽君：
“我妈在我眼里一直是个女强人、工作狂，一想到她因为我的身体竟然相信了骗子，每天偷偷念几千几万遍“佛经”还要跪拜，我就很心痛。”
[My mom has always been a strong woman in my eyes, the workaholic, the thought of her body because I believe the liar, secretly read thousands of times every day buddhist bow down, my heart is very pain. ]

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曼联电视台：
#MUTV#正在直播预备队：曼联vs阿森纳！
MUTV 小时视频直播专题pc端：tRtvuwIy
手机端：tRIQIIs tRachbce .
[# MUTV# are on reserve Manchester united v Arsenal! Special PC hour video MUTV tRtvuwIy handsets tRIQIIs tRachbce.]

曼联电视台MUTV

季箐：
想要一个东西就去买，喜欢一个人就去追，哪怕最后那个东西没有用，那个人没有跟你在一起，都没有关系，人生苦短，要知道遗憾要比失败可怕的多。
[Want to buy something, like a person go after, even if the last thing is useless, that person is not with you, it doesnt matter, life is short, to know regret more terrible than failure. ]

愿深情都会被温柔以待。【除非微博私信回复，其余都是骗子】

Houson猴姆：
OMG！天后席琳·迪翁将在今年的Billboard音乐盛典上再唱经典作——《泰坦尼克号》主题曲My Heart Will Go On！这首歌曾在Billboard单曲榜夺冠，全球销量超过万！并获得了奥斯卡年度最佳原创歌曲以及格莱美年度最佳制作、最佳歌曲和最佳流行女歌手！而今年是这首歌诞生周年，所以会在BBMA上再次表
[OMG!!! Diva celine dion Will sing again On the Billboard music festival this years classic - Titanic theme song My Heart Will Go On! This song was on the Billboard chart title, global sales of more than million! And won the Oscar best original song and the grammy awards, including best production, best song and best female pop vocal performance. And is this song birth anniversary this year, so will on BBMA table again]

这货就是【猴姆独家】！！！

红花会PG_ONE：
心好累来聊会天吧
[Heart will be very tired to chat]

万磁王

坏先生图片文集：
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凡事不必太在意一切随缘随心缘深多聚聚缘浅随它去
[Spending all things need not too care about Very easygoing as deep get together more edge shallow go along with it]

坏先生的私人领地。

我的电影圈：
霍建华，一个人就可以演完整部剧的男人！[笑cry]tRMHlyek
[Wallace huo, a person can play full play man! [laughing cry] tRMHlyek]

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暴牙三叔：
卧槽，好怕怕啊，你吓到本宝宝了知道吗[泪]心疼[嘻嘻]tRaGWBtR
[Oh, good afraid afraid, you scare the baby you know [tears] [xi xi] tRaGWBtR heartache]

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陈君乐：
熬到两点钟，没看到赛前合影，只看到隔空对抡，赛后握手总不能省吧？唉，看来还得多熬两个钟。。。 tRachHvm .
[Until two o clock, didnt see pre-match photos, see only a distance of lun, after the handshake cant save? Well, it would seem much boil two minutes... TRachHvm.]

拦不住盗图，于是我不加水印

囧糗大百科：
每个爸爸都应该是孩子的守护神 . tRaqxRyR
[Every father should is the patron saint of children. TRaqxRyR]

让我们一起往奇葩、逗逼、中二的方向前进！

康华影迷会：
@康华Akina [舔屏][舔屏]靚爆鏡啦 tRachoQ .
[@ guarantee Akina [lick screen] [lick screen] tRachoQ. Jing explodes the mirror?]

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博露齿一笑：
【奇葩贴】谈谈当年让你无法理解的歌词
[Talk about the wonderful work post 】【 let you cant understand the lyrics]

每天更新笑话，喜欢就关注我吧，合作加扣扣

这个微博有点婊：
【狗血贴】感觉我的智商受到了侮辱！[笑cry]
[Dog blood stick feeling was insulted my intelligence! [laughing cry]]

我就是传说中的风流倜傥玉树临风，新浪倒数第一丑--表子，粉粉们都叫我--表哥！关注下是分分钟的事(^_^)

Wynn温馨：
[笑cry]睡眠被谁偷走了
[[laugh cry] who sleep was stolen]

比起大声说话更喜欢抬头看天

电影派Mr：
暖心动画短片《命中注定遇见你》这个许愿池超有爱啊。[心]tRaUmen
[Heart-warming animated short film destined to meet you this ChiChao vows with love. [heart] tRaUmen]

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罗志渊：
、学会孤独，没有谁会把你当宝护着。、学会比以前快乐，即使难过也要微笑面对。、学会绝情，该滚的滚，该留的留。、学会珍惜，知心朋友已不多，如再走真只剩自己了。、学会忘记，不活在过去学会独立，不再麻烦别人。、学会长大，不那么任性，幼稚。#渊品天下#
tRyJdRF
[, learn to loneliness, no one will take you as treasure protect a. , learn to happy than before, even if sad also want to smile. , learn to coolly, the rolling roll, the stay of the stay. , learn to cherish, bosom friend is not much, is like to walk again really only himself. , learn to forget, do not live in the past learn to independent, dont trouble others. , learn to grow up, so not willful, childish. # # deep product all over the world tRyJdRF]

【微信公众号：文化学者罗志渊】资深媒体人、新媒体专家。

财上海：
博士要读八年大学，卤鸡爪要学八年吗？
答：博士读八年，%的人可以拿到大学合格证。卤鸡爪你学八年，%的人得不到市场的认可。你说哪个难？
[To read eight years university, Dr Pot stewed chicken claw to learn eight years? a Dr. Read eight years, % of people can get a college certificate. % pot stewed chicken claw you learn for eight years, people do not have market recognition. You say which difficult? ]

请粉丝谨慎发言，莫谈国事，不谈房价。

韩今谅：
慢师傅热情向我推荐了一部去年我给它推荐的电影，没话讲，感情破裂了
[Slow teacher warmly recommended to me the movie last year, I recommend it, not to speak, and affection]

天公作美，许我半途而吠（公众号：wujinyi-）

英语老师课：
四六级重点词组盘点，速转给小伙伴！（人民网）
[Key phrases band and band inventory, speed to a friend! (peoples)]

喜欢新浪微博，分享英语小知识，欢迎关注老师

泛读人生：
中国古代匠人发明的榫卯机构巧夺天工，不用钉子，古人的脑洞太牛逼了！
[Ancient Chinese craftsmen invented by mortise and tenon joint institutions wonderful artical excelling nature, without nails, the ancient peoples imagination so cow force! ]

时尚少男。许我一袭袈裟，伴你浪迹天涯。许我绿树红花，陪你青丝白发。

一句话囧言囧语：
无论几点去睡的，反正一天又过去了。无论终点在哪里，反正一年又过去了。照顾好自己，如果尚有余力，记得保护美好的东西。不畏不怖不怂不退不磨叽，大家共勉。
[No matter what time to go to bed, the day after the past anyway. No matter where the end, a year passed by again anyway. Take good care of yourself, if there are spare capacity, remember to protect the good things. Some who dont refund not hesitant, not particularly anlyzes. ]

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热门头条：
弘一大师说：“恬淡是养心第一法，安详是处世第一法，涵容是待人第一法，歉退是保身第一法。” 贪得者身富而心贫，知足者身贫而心富；居高者形逸而劳神，处下者形劳而神逸。人生的苦恼是不分贵贱的，要么你去驾驭生活，要么生活驾驭你，你的态度决定了谁是坐骑，谁是骑者。
[Master hong yi, said clearly is the first method of yangxin, peace is the first method of life, including being the first method, qian back is turned to the first law. Greed is rich and poor heart, heart content is poor and rich; R, smarting from the most high form, nobody in shape but from god. Life distress is the grand leveller, either you to control the life, or drive your life, your attitude determines who is the mount, who is the rider. ]

宁夏许军生：
做人千万不要太敏感，要豁达一些，不仅仅是对别人，也要对自己。想太多伤到的是自己，说者无心听者有意，随随便便一句话，你都要想东想西琢磨来琢磨去太累了，很多事情都是听的人记住了，说的人早忘了。不要错误的认为别人都自我意识太强，其实是自己的自我意识在作怪。
[Personhood dont be too sensitive to open-minded some, is not only to others, also for myself. Think too much hurt is yourself, speaker unintentionally the listener, just a word, you have to want to east to west he had thought the matter to tired, many things are listening to people remember, said the people forget. Dont mistakenly believe that others have self-awareness is too strong, it is your own self-awareness. ]

奋斗的男人最美丽！

掏心話_：
除了你自己，没有人会明白你的故事里有过多少快乐或伤悲，因为那终究只是你一个人的感觉。
[In addition to yourself, no one will understand your story had many happy or sad, because that, after all, only you a persons feeling. ]

每张图片背后都有一个故事愿你我都会被温柔以待。

桥话：
如果你很喜欢一个人，那么保持一个朋友的距离，这样一辈子都不会失去。
[If you love a person, so keep a friend distance, so dont lose the rest of my life. ]

【情感搬运工】哪有什么感同身受　　 ”

我的损友是个极品：
本来美美的照镜子...结果被吓出表情包，哈哈哈哈哈哈笑出眼泪！[笑cry]tRachLKc
[Originally meimeis look in the mirror... Package was frightened into expression, ha ha ha ha ha ha laugh out of tears! [laughing cry] tRachLKc]

私信我爆出损友的各种趣事吧！欢迎私信吐槽！【注：出于隐私来稿录用后均不会注明出处，如需@ 你请注明】

小羊爱吃酱肘子：
托尼困了
托尼知道困了就该他妈的闭眼睡觉
而不是打开行动电话不停的刷社交网络
托尼很聪明
学学托尼
[Tony sleepy Tony know the trapped on the fucking close their eyes to sleep brush not open mobile phone kept social network intelligent Tony learn from Tony]

一只逃走的羊，有时温和。

晚池：
【王大龙断腿飞铲后若无其事至今未道歉全国媒体球迷要求严惩】 @大连一方足球俱乐部_ @大连足球资讯@大连阿尔滨万岁@大连万岁 tRachjY
[【 Wang Dalong leg after flying as if nothing had happened Yet the apology The national media fans strict punishment 】 @ _ @ dalian dalian side football club football information @ dalian coast al long live long live @ dalian tRachjY]

晚池东北草民也少喜读书有解民倒悬保卫地球之志及壮乃悟所学皆屠龙之技遂负家国之望苟全温饱于盛世爱蹴鞠美女敬公益正义之士憎倭狗小人之辈

设计美甲：
部电影中的句告白，遇见你，我的世界从此有了斑斓的色彩。tREbJd
[Films in the words of confession, meet you, my world with multicolored colour from now on. tREbJd]

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每天教你学做菜：
※ Foodie ※ 芒果季到啦！超喜欢芒果香甜的气息，金黄的鲜果色也诱惑力爆表～[馋嘴] ins absofruitlymel
[Does Foodie does mango season to! Super like the sweet smell of the mango, the golden fruit color also allure extraordinary ~ [available] ins absofruitlymel]