Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽：
    歪，妖妖灵吗？我爹看了这个视频正在家里练肌肉，场面快控制不住了！
[Slanting, YaoYao spirit? My dad looked at the video is at home to practice muscle, scene control!]

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猫扑：
    【盗窃后心痒痒 蒙面贼当街坐地数钱被抓[摊手][摊手][摊手]】在河南洛阳凌晨的街头，一蒙面男子盗窃洗车行后，心痒难耐急于清点“战利品”，当街坐在地上数钱，被民警抓现行。tRazNfKg ​
[The theft of middle of the back grind Masked thief street sit counting money caught [stand hand] [stand hand] [stand hand]] of luoyang in henan province at the street corner, a masked man theft after the wash, heart tickling eager to count trophies, sitting on the ground for money, this street was police catch the current. tRazNfKg]

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优酷：
    #王嘉尔# 这个总是笑容明朗，热情努力的年轻人，总是像小太阳一样温暖着我们。[鼓掌]晚安咯[亲亲] ​
[# # Wang Jiaer this always bright smile, passionate young man, always as warm as a small sun with us. Good night cough up [kiss] [applause.]]

MIUI：
    青年，在任何困厄的处境中都有站起来的力量。大声说出你的目标_______。

转发送出 枚小米 F码 [太阳] tRawguwm #五四青年节# ​​​
[Youth, have to stand up in any difficult situation. Claim what you want.... < br > < br > forward send pieces of millet F code [sun] tRawguwm # # the May th youth day]

MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！

汽车之家：
    #夜福利# 充满青春与活力 远景X ​
[Welfare # # night full of youth and vitality The vision of X]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

但斌：
    发表了博文《【国金电新】特斯拉Q电话会议中文详细纪要》tRaweLQ ​
[Published a blog post the tesla Q of the new 】 【 conference call detailed notes in Chinese tRaweLQ]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小米手机：
    #小米夜探# 中国青年的定义是：年龄在 ～ 周岁之间。在小米手机的粉丝中， 岁以下的占到了 .% 。tRaZEtCK ​
[Night out # # millet Chinese youth is defined as aged between ~ one full year of life. In the fan of millet mobile phone, accounted for under the age of... %. tRaZEtCK]

探索黑科技，为发烧而生。

冷笑话精选：
    其实你诶特列表的第二个人就是你的锦鲤，快把TA@ 出来蹭好运[doge] ​
[In fact you say the list of the second one is your brocade carp, quickly took a TA @ ceng good luck [doge]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

卢健生：
    “姚基金慈善赛”美国职业篮球明星队队对阵中国男篮明星队，月号在香港举行，由我们@南華體育會 承办，我是筹委会成员之一，有兴趣赞助的各界朋友请联系我。
[Yaos charity fund the American professional basketball all-star team against the Chinese mens basketball team, month held in Hong Kong, by our @ south China athletic association, is one of the preparatory committee members, I interested in sponsoring the from all walks of life friend please contact me.]

视觉科技 ImagineVision, CEO

冷笑话精选：
    发现一个最佳方案[doge]@一本震精_：是时候祭出这张图了[doge] tRaZSU
[Find a best solution [doge] @ a stunning _ it is time for the out of the picture [doge] tRaZSU]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

新浪News：
    【市委书记坐出租车“挨宰”被强制拼客并付全程车费】日，江西萍乡召开文明交通动员大会。会上市委书记李小豹讲述了自己的亲身经历：他乘坐出租车时，竟被司机强制拼客，最后下车时却要他付全程车费...李小豹历数了整整个交通乱象↓↓，并希望在场所有干部都“扪心自问”。tRawrNK ​
[The party secretary ripped off be forced to take a taxi to spell the guest and pay full fare 】, jiangxi pingxiang a civilized transportation mobilization meeting. Meeting, party secretary Li Xiaobao tells the story of his own experience when taking a taxi, he was forced to spell the guest driver, finally get off when they asked him to pay the full fare... Li Xiaobao counted for a traffic chaos left, left, and hopes to present all cadres ask. tRawrNK]

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小S：
    感謝姐妹！希望讓你又笑又哭 @侯佩岑等不及了！！ 黃金組合 必有佳作！ 好會演 好會導 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 @小S @蔡康永
[Thanks to sister! Hope to make you laugh and cry @ Patty cant wait!! Gold combination There will be good! HaoHuiYan HaoHuiDao 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 @小S @蔡康永]

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南方都市报：
    【杭州警察花块钱用支付宝锁定嫌犯】近日，杭州一小贩身揣把飞刀伤人后遁逃，却在作案现场遗留下自己的支付宝收钱码，警方用二维码汇钱方式，得到嫌疑人被模糊处理过的个人信息，随后结合公安侦查手段，仅四小时抓获嫌犯。在杭州犯案？支付宝玩得的警官不答应[二哈]钱江晚报tRavQwUW ​
[Hangzhou police spend dollars use pay treasure to lock the suspect 】 recently, hangzhou a vendor chuai fly knife cuts after fleeing, are left behind at the scene of the crime own pay treasure to charge code, the police with qr code remit money, get a suspect has been blurred personal information, then combined with the public security investigation means, caught the suspect just four hours. Crime in hangzhou? Pay BaoWan have to police do not allow , qianjiang evening news tRavQwUW]

欢迎同时关注南都微信（搜索公众号“南方都市报”或者“nddaily”即可）

当当李国庆：
    美国华盛顿邮报选出十大奢侈品：.生命的觉悟。.一颗自由，喜悦与充满爱的心.走遍天下的气魄 .回归自然，有与大自然连接的能力。 .安稳而平和的睡眠。 .享受真正属于自己的空间与时间。 .彼此深爱的灵魂伴侣。 .任何时候都有真正懂你的人。 .身体健康，内心富有。 .能感染并点燃他人的希望。 ​
[Washington post choose luxury the consciousness of life. A freedom, happiness and loving heart. Around the world vision, return to natural, has the ability to connect with nature. Safe and peaceful sleep. . To enjoy real belong to your own space and time. A soul mate. Love each other. Are really understand your people any time. Wealthy, healthy body, the heart. Infection and to ignite the hope of others. ​]

我口无遮拦,多有得罪,请海涵

小野妹子学吐槽：
    #不可辜负的美食# 转走即可在微博名后获得一个🍗图标，可以说非常符合你的吃货身份了[doge] ​
[#不可辜负的美食# 转走即可在微博名后获得一个🍗图标，可以说非常符合你的吃货身份了[doge] ​]

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新浪汽车：
    #视频#童言无忌，车企起名也是绞尽脑汁[吃惊][笑cry]tRXsKlai ​
[# # video children, car companies are racking their brains [surprised] [laugh cry] tRXsKlai]

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新浪News：
    【“电车痴汉”原形毕露 男子狂摸醉酒女胸部[怒]】近日，在东京一电车上，醉酒女子在座位上睡着，上半身倾斜；她旁边的男子用左手掩护，右手则不断揉摸女子胸部。因为女子睡得很熟，整个袭胸过程她竟完全没反应，且至少被摸了分钟↓↓，有乘客拍下全过程，随即引发网友众怒...tRawlKG ​
[Idiot car betray oneself Man crazy touch a drunk female chest [anger]] recently, an electric car in Tokyo, a drunken woman sleeping in their seats, upper body tilt; The man beside her with his left hand, right hand keeps rubbing womens chest. Because womens sleep soundly, there has been no response, the whole process of attack chest she touched minutes left, left, and at least be taken passengers, was sparked a net friend anger... tRawlKG]

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小野妹子学吐槽：
    《中国人会偷笑我们落后吗》。中国人表示：不会，我们会明目张胆的笑。尤其刷完支付宝看到汇率的时候，简直哈哈哈，嘿嘿黑，呵呵呵……不要太开心。
[The Chinese will smile we behind it. Chinese said no, we will brazenly laughing. Brush in particular, pay treasure to see currency it ha, ha, ha, hey hey, ha ha ha... Dont be too happy.]

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新浪News：
    【男子快递万西周青铜鼎被损毁 快递公司赔万】湖南人谭先生称自家的祖传西周青铜鼎，在今年月被一深圳土豪以万买走，于是谭先生准备将“宝贝”快递给对方。不幸的是，快递箱到深圳后，眼前一块块碎了的青铜片真是吓傻买家↓↓；而谈到赔偿，快递公司也是振振有词↓↓tRawmpRQ ​
[The man, express west Zhou Qing bronze dings was damaged Express company to compensate all 】 people of hunan Mr Tan said their ancestral west Zhou Qing bronze dings, in this month is a shenzhen local tyrants to bought, so Mr Tan ready to baby, express to each other. Unfortunately, after the delivery box to shenzhen, in the sight of the pieces of broken bronze strip is really scared silly buyers left left; But with compensation, express company is eloquent left left tRawmpRQ]

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微博搞笑排行榜：
    一些忘记自己是什么种类的动物！[二哈] ​​​​
[Some forget yourself is what kind of animals! [two ha]]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

新浪News：
    【校园暴力令人揪心！广西南宁一小学女生被同学打耳光[伤心]】据网友爆料，月日，在广西南宁金陵镇金腾小学发生一起校园暴力事件。分半的视频中，两名女生不停对一女孩扇脸打耳光，甚至还将其踹倒在地，进行语言侮辱↓↓经了解，打人者及被打女生均为金腾小学学生。tRawRVtw ​
[【 disturbing campus violence! Guangxi nanning has been slapped a schoolgirl [sad]], according to the netizen has month day, in the guangxi nanning JinLing Town kingtimes elementary school campus violence. And a half of the video, two girls for a girl face slapped, even to kick it and insult left left by the understanding of language, the attacker and beaten girls are kingtimes elementary school students. tRawRVtw]

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小野妹子学吐槽：
    日本女棋手香川爱生，岁加入职业以来，棋艺不断精进，画风也是一年一变...很想问问她这些年发生了什么[哆啦A梦吃惊] ​
[Age of Japanese female chess player sweet, love life, to join professional, chess continuous diligence, painting style is also a year... Would like to ask her what happened these years [doraemon surprised]]

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猫扑：
    史上最复古抢劫犯！抢超市带的武器竟然是剑，万万没想到，老板拿出更大的刀吓走劫匪。tRaZxP ​
[Restoring ancient ways in the history of the robber! Rob a supermarket with weapons is the sword, never expected, the boss took out a bigger scare the robber. tRaZxP]

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一块去旅行：
    撸串，龙虾，啤酒，冰激凌，西瓜，火锅，演唱会，大海，旅行，夏天不得不学的技能，这才是夏天的意义！[哆啦A梦花心] ​​​​
[Lu series, lobster, beer, ice cream, watermelon, hot pot, concerts, the ocean, travel, summer have to learn skills, this is the meaning of the summer! [doraemon flower heart]]

我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：

新浪News：
    【实至名归！杨洋荣获年“激扬青春梦”五四优秀青年称号[good]】央视五四青年节晚会于月日晚在北京举行，杨洋再度登上央视舞台，向到场的优秀青年致敬，并荣获“激扬青春梦”五四优秀青年称号。现场杨洋着黑西装身姿挺拔、一身正气↓↓，真不愧在军营里学习过呀！tRawHYIT ​
[【 deserve! Yang Yang won the years exciting youth dream May th youth title [good]] CCTV May th youth day the party held in Beijing in late February nd, Yang Yang once again boarded the stage of CCTV, salute to present outstanding young, and won the title of exciting youth dream May th youth. Tall and straight body appearance, Yang Yang, a scene with a black suit and a vital qi, left left you studied in the barracks! tRawHYIT]

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小S：
    你是真的嫉妒我 @刘若英如果出於嫉妒，這些招還不夠，哈。相信好戲還在後頭吧！
[You are really envy me @ Rene liu if out of jealousy, the action is not enough, ha. Believe in the real fun starts!]

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小S：
    @范晓萱超級期待熙娣和康永哥的第一部電影-「吃吃的愛」！熙娣充滿戲劇的細胞終於可以好好發揮和釋放了！為妳開心！早該進入影壇讓大家看到妳的天賦了！哈哈！😃👍🏼妳很棒的！期待妳之後更多的電影喔！先相約去看「吃吃的愛」！耶😄✌🏼️👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
[@ mavis fan to see xian Kang Yongge and her first movie - taste love! City her cells could finally to play full of drama and release! Happy for you! Early into the film to let everyone see your talent! Ha ha! 😃👍🏼妳很棒的！ Looking forward to you after more movies! To meet first to see the taste love! 耶😄✌🏼️👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼]

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汽车之家：
    #海外谍照# 【明年亮相？新Mustang Shelby GT谍照】日前，海外媒体曝光了一组全新Mustang Shelby GT的路试谍照，作为Mustang车系中性能最强版本，该车即使覆盖了严格的伪装也难掩自身强劲的野性气质。据外媒猜测，这款车最快将在年初举行的北美车展亮相。tRazYiAc ​
[Overseas photos # # 【 next year? A new Mustang Shelby GT spy 】, overseas media exposes a set of new Mustang Shelby GT road test photos, as the Mustang strongest performance in cars that version, the car has even covered the strict camouflage to mask their strong wild temperament. According to foreign media speculation, this car is the fastest will be held at the beginning of this years auto show debut in North America. tRazYiAc]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷：
    优酷超级网剧#少年锦衣卫#集。第一季即将撒花完结，女主小亭子却在此时身陷巨大危机。所有人通过不同方式抵达神秘鬼街，故事戛然而止，一切将在第二季揭开谜底！少年锦衣卫，无热血不青春，第二季不见不散！ tRazSIh ​
[Youku super net play # # young security set. In the first quarter is about to take over, at the same time, the Japanese small pavilion in a huge crisis. All arrived at through different ways mysterious ghost street, story to an abrupt end, everything will be in the second quarter to unravel. Young security, no blood no youth, in the second quarter to be there or be square! tRazSIh]

新浪News：
    【碰瓷新手段！当你低头玩手机时，可能已被碰瓷的盯上了！】张先生着急赶火车，不小心撞到一男子，对方却说自己手机被摔坏了，让张先生赔元维修费。因钱不够，张先生报警，随后男子就不见了…快看“新型碰瓷”实拍↓↓经查，两人已在多地作案多起，专挑着急赶车、低头族下手。tRawlkgS ​
[New methods [racketeer! When you play mobile phone, may have been racketeer sights!] Mr Zhang hurry to catch the train, accidentally bump into a man, but the other said his mobile phone was broke, let Mr. Zhang compensate yuan upkeep. Because money is not enough, Mr Zhang alarm, then the man disappeared... Look at new racketeer film left left as, more than two people have been more answers, picking the worry ganju, bowed their heads and laid hands on him. tRawlkgS]

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新浪汽车：
    #老司机课堂#自寻亮点……[doge]小时候觉得帅，现在看真的有点辣眼睛tRaPmCzD ​
[Old driver class # # trouble spot... [doge] when I was a child feel handsome, now look really hot tRaPmCzD eyes]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
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最丰富的汽车活动。

小野妹子学吐槽：
    好的我也去玩农药直播了，一个亿我来了[doge] ​
[Okay, I also to play live pesticides, a $I came [doge]]

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Autobeta汽车杂志：
    头上带块布，十个九个富！[偷笑][偷笑][偷笑]tRavewL ​​​
[Head with a piece of cloth, ten nine rich! [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] tRavewL]

国内外汽车资讯速递，依据新车进行点评，欢迎大家一起来侃车。你的评论和转发是我发微博的动力，喜欢车请关注 @autobeta汽车杂志。

南方都市报：
    【曝赴韩游客频被宰：出租车故意绕远 民宿漫天要价】近日，央视曝光赴韩游客频频被宰，打车司机故意绕远路，民宿漫天要价、相同菜单不同价，外国人吃饭更贵等乱象…据韩国政府调查报告显示，去年赴韩外国游客的回头率从%下滑到%。这样的韩国游，你会去吗？@央视财经 tRaXhv ​
[【 exposed to Korea tourists frequency was kill taxi longer on purpose Home stay wild speculations 】 recently, CCTV exposure to tourists at slaughter, a taxi driver intentionally, the long way home stay facility on wild speculations, menus, same price, foreigners such as eat more expensive mess... , according to south Korean government survey last year to foreign visitors coming back from % drop to %. Like South Korea, where would you go? @ CCTV tRaXhv of finance and economics]

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[【 Wang Yuanyi Yang seal HuiReQi photo Height is not enough to leap up two ha 】 this afternoon, hanah and Yang thousand seal appearance with a program both brothers suits, appear mature many left left; Also met womens volleyball athletes HuiReQi in the background, a group photo with the sleep shorter too much suddenly jumped up and left, left, a little boy lovely and naughty strength son inadvertently exposed! tRawWCh]

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