冷笑话精选：
小伙子说出了骑行川藏线的真相，%的人都后悔了……哈哈哈自己装的B，含着泪也要走完！tRXihkNo
[The young man spoke ride the truth of the sichuan-tibet highway, % of regret... Ha ha ha pretended to B, in tears also to go out! tRXihkNo]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
Happy张江：天哪！好懂事的小女孩，家长教育得好， 孩子才能懂事，感觉自己都不如她懂事。。。小姑娘自己把道理讲的一套一套的[爱你]tRXihebA
[Oh my god! Good sensible girl, parents is a good education, children can understand, feel like her understand... The girl took the truth about a set of a set of tRXihebA love you []]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
我的前任是个极品：一只狗狗在过马路的时候被车撞了，它的小伙伴守在它的身边一直不肯离去，好心疼[泪]tRXiPLWp
[A dog was hit by a car when crossing the road, its friend beside it has refused to leave, good love dearly tRXiPLWp [tears]]
我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧！发泄内心的负能量！
北京人不知道的北京事儿：北京胡同儿里的“幽默”，句句透着无奈和迫不得已。。。[失望]（by@KAIXIKX）
[Hutong in Beijing humor, good helpless and forced... [disappointed] (by @ KAIXIKX)]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
人民日报：【皮皮虾被“注胶”？吃货们看完笑了…[二哈]】日前有网友拍摄视频，义愤填膺曝光皮皮虾“被注胶”！真相是[话筒]：她所说的“胶”其实是皮皮虾的籽，现在正是皮皮虾准备结籽的时候，所以母虾身体里会有未成熟的虾黄，并不是什么胶。请大家不要被误导，让谣言越传越广。tRXqZlD （新华网）
[【 pipi shrimp note glue? Read foodies smiled... ha] [two] has some shooting video, outraged exposure pipi shrimp by injecting! The truth is that [the] phone what she called glue is actually the pipi shrimp roe, now is the time to pipi shrimp to seed, so there will be immature female shrimp body shrimp yellow, what is not glue. Please do not be misled, let the rumors spread more widely. TRXqZlD (xinhuanet)]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
反裤衩阵地：那么努力，去过丰沛的生活，就是为了让恋爱不再成为点亮人生的单选项。
[So hard, the abundant life, is to make love no longer light up the life of the radio. ]
Dolce far niente
思想聚焦：有什么可以保持每天好心情的方法？
[What can I do to keep a good mood every day? ]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
王尼玛：国外一些创意海报，这脑洞真心赞啊！
[Abroad some creative posters, the imagination to sincerely praise! ]
处处留心皆暴漫，天下尼玛是一家。合作邮箱hezuo@baozou
新浪娱乐：【知情人称方媛确实已怀孕：不足三个月 长辈不让说】有媒体从知情人处证实了方媛的确已怀孕，之所以不对外公布是因为“长辈们都说不要问，还没到三个月，会小气。”月日#郭富城方媛婚宴#举行，天王正式迎娶交往一年多、岁的内地女友方媛。tRXizi
[The person said moka indeed was pregnant less than three months Elders dont let say 】 there are media from insider confirmed moka indeed was pregnant, has not released because the elders say dont ask, havent to three months, will mean. June # # Aaron kwok moka wedding banquet held, singer formally marry my girlfriend more than a year, at the age of the mainland moka. tRXizi]
新浪娱乐
全球热门搜罗：蔡明的新作《念念不忘》，原来蔡明不毒舌也这么好看，前面太搞笑了，最后看哭了，时间较长，建议先马再看！！！ tRXJdoKu
[Girls new charge, the original so good-looking girls dont poison tongue, the front is too funny, finally see cry, for a long time, suggest first horse again see!!!!!! tRXJdoKu]
每日最佳搞笑幽默，居家旅行必备神器。——搜罗君
英国那些事儿：这个画家妹子是梵高一个大写的迷妹，尤其喜欢《Starry Night》……她会将自己喜欢的一些现代流行元素融入梵高的星空风格，居然有点好看了~~~[太开心]Twitter：ajaart
[The painter sister was van gogh a capital of seduction, especially like the Starry Night ... She would you like some modern pop elements into the star style of van gogh, even feeling good ~ ~ ~ [quite happy] Twitter ajaart]
一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.
瓜-几-拉：彈起我的小琵琶♪( ´▽｀)#瓜几拉畫貓#
[Bounce my small pipa ♪ (´ del `) # a few painting cat #]
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文怡：送包包路上，坐在车里闹，闹着要听音乐，我说：“这不是放着音乐么？”
还闹，说：“不是这个，我不听这个，我要听那个。”
我问：“你闹是没用的，你得描述具体一下，妈妈才明白。”
他：“我就要听那个。”
我：“是钢琴么？”
他哭：“不是，不是。”
我：“是一闪一闪亮晶晶么？”
他继续哭
[Send bags on the road, in the car, make and listen to the music, I said this is not to put the music? < br > < br > also, said thats not what, I dont listen to this, I want to listen to that. < br > < br > I asked you is useless, you have to describe specific, mother didnt understand. < br > < br > he Im going to listen to that. < br > < br > I is a piano? < br > < br > he cried no, no. < br > < br > I twinkle twinkle little star? < br > < br > he continued to cry]
工作电话： 。课堂电话-。中年已婚女吃主。吃，喝，玩，乐，健走，瞎画，是我生命中最重要的事儿。
笑多了会怀孕：“主人智障多年，狗子不离不弃”合集……[笑cry]最后狗子的白眼翻的很到位[doge]tRXihTmR
[Dog owner mentally disabled for many years, to does not abandon collection... [laughing cry] then dog eyes turn in place [doge] tRXihTmR]
爱笑的人运气不会太差。商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow 。
Eleven11dream：+
James Curran
[+ br > > < < br James Curran]
艺术+
謝依霖HOLD住姐：不同角度的世界
[Different point of view of the world]
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Vista看天下：【岁少女在教室被同学强奸后勒死 案件今开审】年月日晚上，岁少女在北京市昌平区新东方外国语学校的教室内被人杀害。案发次日，其男同学王某向警方投案，并因涉嫌故意杀人被拘留和批准逮捕。公安机关认为，虽然犯罪性质恶劣，但鉴于王某不满岁，《刑法》规定应当从轻或者减轻处罚。
[【 years old girl in the classroom was classmate raped strangled case trial 】 today (date) (month) (year) in the evening, old girl in changping district of Beijing new Oriental foreign language school classroom are killed by people. Had the next day, the male classmate wang mou to surrender to the police, and were detained on suspicion of manslaughter and approved the arrest. The public security organ believes that although the bad nature of the crime, but given wang mou discontent, criminal law provisions shall be given a lighter or mitigated punishment. ]
vista看天下：中国发行量最大的新闻杂志，十天一期，内容涵盖时政、财经、娱乐、文化诸领域。我们的目标是：“做中国最好看的新闻杂志”。
头条新闻：#朝鲜半岛紧张局势#【朝鲜：将继续导弹试射 美国想怎么打仗都奉陪】日前，朝鲜驻联合国副代表召开记者会，强硬回应了美国对朝鲜的警告。他直言“朝鲜已做好一切准备，美国想怎么打都奉陪”。朝副外相也表示，朝鲜将继续导弹试射，“将会在每周、每月、每年进行更多导弹试射”。tRXizhJb
[# # tensions on the Korean peninsula [north Korea want to how the war will continue to test the United States company with 】 recently, north Koreas deputy ambassador held a press conference, strong warning on north Korea responded to the United States. He calls a north Korea is ready for anything, the United States to think how to play both company with. The vice foreign minister also said that north Korea will continue to the missile tests, will have more missile tests on the weekly, monthly, annual. tRXizhJb]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
三联生活周刊：【史上最萌奥运会诞生了！】近日，国际奥林匹克委员会举办了或许是史上最可爱的“奥运会”。因为参赛的全都是小宝宝。快来围观下“比赛精华片段”，看各位萌宝们使尽浑身解数冲击金牌。[doge] tRXxPcVf
[【 historys most of the Olympic Games was born! Recently, the international Olympic committee held a is probably the most lovely in the history of Olympic Games. Because of all the baby. Come and watch the gem game, see you lovely babies as their impact on the gold medal. [doge] tRXxPcVf]
一本杂志和他倡导的生活.
澎湃新闻：【四川德阳小女孩上学途中遭绑架，好市民驾车追匪公里】日早上点过，四川德阳城区往城南八角方向，一辆轿车一路跟着一辆无牌奥拓车。轿车上男子一边开车，一边在电话里向警方报告奥拓车方位和路线。而在奥拓车上，两名蒙面男子绑架了一名小女孩。中午点过，在广汉市连山镇吴某家里，警方解救出被
[Sichuan deyang kidnapped the little girl on his way to school, good citizen driving chase robbers km] point in the morning, sichuan deyang city north star direction, a car followed an unlicensed alto car all the way. Man on cars to drive, while on the phone to report to the police car rolling bearing and route. In rolling back the car, two masked men kidnapped a little girl. At noon, in guanghan even hills Wu Mou home, rescued by the police]
有内涵的时政新媒体
口袋英语：外网一个分的超满分广告，腻害了...[喵喵]tRclxMf
[Outer net a super points out ads, greasy hurt... [meow] tRclxMf]
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汪星人日记：狗狗被车撞了，另外只小伙伴一直不肯离去，看着好心疼。[泪]#汪星人日记# tRXihec
[Dog was hit by a car, the other friend has been refused to leave, only looking at good love dearly. [tears] # Wang Xing # tRXihec diary]
记录每天与铲屎君的日常，把你所有的心事都告诉我，我虽然不会说，但我听得懂。
天津股侠：没人管吗？股市跌成这样，符合国家稳定要求吗？
[Nobody tube? The stock market fell into such so as to meet the requirements of national stability? ]
新浪微博财经类自媒体人，年的股海沧桑,民间职业股票投资人.操作风格<超短线结合波段>微博是个人炒股日志，不做咨询、荐股，跟风者自负盈亏。
中国新闻网：【旬奶奶扮米老鼠 给儿媳筹救命钱[悲伤]】近日,一只米老鼠在济南一公园引游客合影,每次收到元。而卸去木偶服的,竟是位多岁的奶奶。奶奶叫银丕芝,德州人。年儿媳出了车祸,本靠儿子儿媳务农打工支撑的家,一下没了收入来源。天气渐热,老人每次都大汗淋漓,但她仍想坚持,靠自己赚钱支撑这个家。
[The ten-day grandma play Mickey Mouse to raise vital daughter-in-law [sad]] recently, a Mickey Mouse in jinan a park guide for group photos of tourists received yuan each time. And discharge puppet clothing, turns out to be a s grandmother. Grandma called silver PI zhi, Texas. Years daughter-in-law had an accident, this work by son daughter-in-law farming support home, no source of income. The weather gradually hot, the old man always kubla khah dripping wet, but she still want to insist, on their own to make money to support the family. ]
这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。
极品爆料王：hhhh一种蜜汁生物——柴犬[doge]tRXiga
[HHHH a honeydew creature -- firewood dog [doge] tRXiga]
你开心就好
YYP颜宇鹏：上海车展现场，带你看一整天，出发啦#上海车展#（tRXiZVms）
[At the scene of the Shanghai auto show, take you to see all day, # # (tRXiZVms) Shanghai motor show start?]
车评人，人称YYP。私信太多看不了，交流请登陆APP“大家CARS”。
宠物卖萌中心：柴你再这样放屁，会被哥哥凑的知道吗？估计坟头草几米高了哈哈哈哈太贱了[笑cry]#宠物卖萌中心# tRXcgwU
[Wood you fart, so again will be elder brother do know? Estimated springing grass a few meters high ha ha ha ha too base [laugh cry] # # tRXcgwU pet show MOE center]
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窦骁：之华Happy birthday! ！[鲜花][蛋糕]@董洁
[, Happy birthday! ! @ satisafied [flowers] [cake]]
工作事宜请联系： maggie马焱洁。
神店通缉令：还不如一条狗帅......
[Dog is better off than a handsome... ]
微信公z号：tuijian 快上车，来不及解释了
小野妹子学吐槽：我还能说什么呢...那你就很棒棒啊[摊手] tRXiwdv .
[What can I say... You are very stick [stand hand] tRXiwdv.]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
史上第一最最搞：五星级男票什么样，你的男朋友做到几个？[摊手]
[Five-star male what ticket, your boyfriend do some? [stand hand]]
让好心情发酵，蒸发掉所有负能量
微小微：今天也是一只活力十足爱尬舞的仙女！只要敢跳，整个城市都是我的舞台！我正在参加#闯出新点尬舞大赛#，赢万元奖金！你也来跟我一起尬舞吧～😄tRXim（使用#秒拍#录制,免流量看热门短视频!）
[Today is also a dynamic love full dancing fairy! As long as you dare to jump, the whole city is my stage! I am # # through new point full dance competition, win a RMB ten thousand bonus! 你也来跟我一起尬舞吧～😄tRXim（使用#秒拍#录制,免流量看热门短视频!） ]
跳舞是热爱，跳到世界充满爱！😄 合作联系 邮箱：lidan@vmovier
薛好大：达康书记分居、育良书记分居、沙书记聊起离婚跟去菜市场似的那么轻松。再看反派，赵处长贪两个亿不告诉老婆怕她担惊受怕，这是真爱吧？丁市长老婆虽然只有一个镜头也能看出糟糠之妻不下堂。。。凭什么正面人物就不能家庭和睦婚姻幸福，嗯？别跟我说侯亮平夫妇，恩爱夫妻有在家里互称职务的么？
[Da Kang Shuji separation, breeding of good separation, the sand secretaries talking about divorce as easy to go to the market. See villain, zhao director of greedy two wind up not to tell his wife was afraid of her, this is the true love? Ding mayor wife although only a lens can see their wives than don... With what positive character cannot finds peace in his home a happy marriage, huh? Dont tell me Hou Liangping couple, conjugal love of husband and wife have mutual said position at home? ]
乖。。。别闹。
人民网：【常吃三无辣条致岁男孩肝衰竭！还敢吃吗[衰]】岁男孩小强今年两次突发肝衰竭入院，医生经多方排除，认为致病元凶就是他最爱吃的辣条！专家表示，“三无”辣条高糖、高盐，含大量食品添加剂，青少年摄入过多会对肝脏和神经系统产生损伤！尤其提醒孩子！tRXMQL（马鞍山广播电视台）
[【 often eat without spicy dry tofu to old boy from liver failure. Still dare to eat? [failure]] old boy jack Bauer sudden liver failure in hospital twice this year, the doctor through out in many ways, think of pathogenic culprit is his favorite spicy dry tofu! Experts said that without spicy dry tofu high sugar, high salt, containing a large number of food additives, adolescent eating too much will produce damage to the liver and nervous system. Especially to remind children! TRXMQL (ma on shan station)]
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