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崔永元：
@饼干姐你真给警察丢人！
[@ biscuits elder sister You really gave the police a disgrace. ]

北美吐槽君：
不小心把不可描述的部位剪伤...
[Accidentally cut the cannot describe the part of the injury... ]

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公安部打四黑除四害：
【汽车玻璃不小心被石子打裂，怎么办？[挤眼]】必须收藏[推荐]！如果去s维修需要几百元呢，自己动手才不到元！省钱的同时省去去店里的维修时间！（@青岛交警）#蜀黍带你涨姿势# tRnSSR
[【 auto glass to be stone cracked, what can I do? [eye]] must collect [recommend]! If go to s maintenance need hundreds of yuan, diy is less than yuan! Go to the store to save money and save the maintenance time!!! (# @ Qingdao traffic police) sorghum with you # tRnSSR higher posture]

打四黑除四害，主要是依法严厉打击从事危害民生违法犯罪活动的黑作坊、黑工厂、黑窝点、黑市场，为民除害，保民平安。人民对美好生活的向往就是我们的奋斗目标。齐心协力打四黑，警民联手除四害！

延参法师：
愿每个人在春天里都有花香作伴，有微笑作陪。早安。
[Let each people all have companion of flowers in the spring, with a smile. Good morning. ]

作家

ACG视界：
奉行一夫一妻制度的小爪水獭最近在日本变成了夹娃娃新宠，看起来蠢萌蠢萌的，甚是可爱。真水獭是没条件养了，那就改天去娃娃机里夹一只回来呗
[Pursues the monogamy of the small claws in Japan recently became a clip dolls to be bestowed favor on newly, the otter looks stupid stupid, is very lovely. True otter is have no conditions, it would be another day to back a bai doll machine]

和诸位二次元的同好们分享二次元资讯、美图、推荐精彩的动漫

人民网：
说说你从小到大最怕什么动物？
[What about your growing up the most afraid of animals? ]

报道全球传播中国

头条新闻：
#视野#【男子上山烧纸被护林员劝阻叫嚣“灭你九族”】近日青岛崂山，一名男子开车上山烧纸被护林员劝阻，遂对着护林员狂飙脏话，谩骂威胁称：“青岛人知道我姓啥名谁！今天我来看我妈来了...不开我灭你九族！”护林员一直保持克制。事后该男子向护林员道歉。tRXvzQ 看来是息怒了……
[# # 【 view man is up the mountain burn the ranger discouraging Shouting destroy you JiuZu 】 recently Qingdao laoshan, a man drove up burn by rangers, hence to the rangers after swearing, abuse threatened who know my name is ShaMing Qingdao! Today I came to see my mom was here... dont open JiuZu I destroy you! The ranger had been restraint. Later the man apologized to the ranger. TRXvzQ seems cool... ]

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中国书画诗词院：
【一路红运 … 】
[Red all the way...]

一字一方圆，一笔一江山;一点一春色，一抹一冬寒;一心一世界，一生一百年，中国书画。

KatAndSid：
为了生命安全，我们选择#从此不飞美联航United Airlines#
[To safety of life, we choose # from then on dont fly United United Airlines#]

我们是Kat&Sid 欢迎和我们互动哦^^ 微信订阅 Kat_And_Sid（商业合作请联系syhz@papitube, 注明[katandsid合作]

纯良叫兽：
不生气口诀[doge]
[Dont angry formula [doge]]

关注叫兽脱离单身每天好心情 (^o^) YES!搜索公众VX她漫画【biaojie】我会一直陪伴你，广告合作QQ联系：

王人平：
作为父母，当你的女儿电话里告诉你她今晚可能要去一个男孩家过夜，你会如何反应？电影《完美陌生人》中，女儿提出了这个请求，爸爸与女儿的这段对话，非常有启示性。不仅让我们看到了爸爸明确的态度和易懂的道理，更让我们感受到了爸爸传递给孩子的爱和力量。 tRXhFDAI .
[As a parent, when your daughter phoned to tell you she might want to go to a boys home for the night tonight, how will you react? Movie the perfect stranger daughter put forward this request, father and daughter this dialogue, very illuminating. Let us see the father not only clear attitude and simple sense, more let us feel the father passed to the childs love and power. TRXhFDAI.]

非专家，非机构，一位普通父亲的自我救赎。

中国长安网：
热播剧#人民的名义#集清晰讲述不论丁义珍是谁，一个贪官落荒而逃后所得的“待遇”只能如过街老鼠！而我认识的李达康书记依然是网友最为关注的，耿直#表情包#拿走不谢[拜拜]
[Channel TV # # the people in the name of the set who is clear about whether Ding Yizhen, a corrupt official be defeated and flee after the treatment can only be obtained if rats! Li Dakang secretary is still a net friend and I know the most attention, uprightness package # # expression take no x [bynum]]

中国长安网（chinapeace.gov）是中共中央政法委员会、中央社会治安综合治理委员会官方新闻网站。讲好政法故事，弘扬法治精神。

国文女教师：
“ 桂香听月醉，山静任人痴… ” #品味国文#
[Still be drunk cinnamon to month, mountain chi... # # Chinese taste]

语文教师，兼职模特。

涨涨麻麻：
今天探讨下几件事，第一，银行系统下发文件要求防范房地产领域风险，强化房地产风险管控，特别是有加强房地产押品管理的描述。有个房可以轻易到银行抵押到款的好日子估计很快就没了，针对房产方面的金融政策即将全面收紧，首套买房的优惠利率也可能取消，买房成本将上升。对投资性高杠杆购房也形成了巨
[Today to discuss a few things, first, the banking system for guard against real estate risk issued documents, strengthen the real estate risk controls, especially to strengthen the management of real estate and product description. A room can easily mortgaged to the bank did not have a good day to estimate soon, in view of the real estate of financial policy will be tightened, preferential interest rates may also cancel the first set of housing, the housing costs will rise. Also formed a giant for the investment highly leveraged housing]

专注量化投资研究，股市投资即修行，分享投资心得，所有言论均不构成投资建议！

全球糗事排行榜：
这就是健身和不健身的差别，一起共勉！！！tRJQHv
[This is the difference between fitness and not fitness, together!!!!!! tRJQHv]

★每日大量糗事、笑话、趣图大量放送，关注一下不会怀孕滴。你们的支持是我最大的动力^_^

家政女皇小妙招：
碉堡了！！超可爱简笔画。tRagc
[The bunker!! Super cute boys. tRagc]

家政，难不倒我！分享生活百科，时尚潮流讯息、化妆打扮、健康养生等... | 合作QQ：

搞笑图片会：
小柯基实力演绎如何装病请假，卧槽，奥斯卡级别的演技。。。 tRknFQ
[Xiao ke base strength to deduce how sick, oh my god, Oscar levels acting... tRknFQ]

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义乌红星方人也：
咯咯喔🐥🐥🐥又天亮咯😃😃😃全球的朋友们大家爱❤️在一起😘😘😘月号星期二的早上好哦😃😃😃😃😃 tRXhFdbZ .
[咯咯喔🐥🐥🐥又天亮咯😃😃😃全球的朋友们大家爱❤️在一起😘😘😘月号星期二的早上好哦😃😃😃😃😃 tRXhFdbZ ]

百善孝为先

新浪财经：
【年房企高管薪酬人均万元王石万微涨】年，地产行业管理层年度报酬均值排行第三位，为万元，比去年上涨多万。金科股份的名高管以万元排行第一，万科以万元排行第二。万科董事会主席王石薪酬为万元，比去年微涨，但其在股东或关联单位领薪。tRXhrn
[The enterprise executive pay per capita ten thousand yuan Wang Shiwan 】 up years, real estate management average ranking the third annual reward, is ten thousand yuan, more than higher than last year. The senior executives of jinke shares to ten thousand yuan, ranking the first vanke ranked second with ten thousand yuan. Vanke chairman wang shi salary is ten thousand yuan, up from last year, but its shareholders or paid association unit. tRXhrn]

新浪财经提供*小时财经资讯及全球金融市场报价,覆盖股票、债券、基金、期货、信托、理财、管理等多种面向个人和企业的服务。

双鱼座蜜语：
#双鱼故事# 【判断星座男是否认定你】玩玩 or 认真？教你分辨星座男生套路，准的扎心[酷][酷][酷]姑娘，就要对自己好一点，和渣男说拜拜[doge][doge]
[# # Pisces story whether constellation male decided that you have fun or serious? Teach you how to distinguish constellation boy routines, the heart of quasi [cool] [cool] [cool] girl, will be a bit better to oneself, and deceive philandering man say bye [doge] [doge]]

多愁善感怎么了，爱我你怕了么？！欢迎和我分享你的双鱼故事~欢迎添加卫星xianguainimen

三秦话语：
#正能量·暖新闻#【爱车被撞，安康男子一举动感动路人】月日时许，宁陕县的李某来旬阳游玩，自己的爱车在旬阳城区康华园被别人的摩托车追尾相撞，摩托车驾驶人王某不但不承认错误，反而纠集余人与李某挑衅，导致现场围观群众越来越多，让本来拥堵的康华园路段水泄不通。情急之下，李某选择打报
[# # are energy, warm press 【 car was hit, ankang man has touched passers-by 】 June PM, li mou to visit XunYang NingShan county, guarantee their car in XunYang city garden being motorcycle rear-end collision, motorcycle driver wang mou does not admit his mistake, but more than goons and li mou provocation, lead to the scene the crowd more and more, which makes heavy guarantee garden road. The feeling be nasty under, li mou choose to play]

阅读新闻，阅读人生。关注三农，援助留守贫困儿童，传递社会正能量。新浪微博社区委员会成员。

中国青年网：
#早安#如果你意志不坚定，任何的风吹草动都会成为你半途而废的借口。既然认准了一条路，那就坚持走下去，命运不会辜负每一个认真而努力的人。
[Good morning # # if you are not determined, any trouble would become an excuse for you fall by the wayside. Since one path at a time, that will stick to go on, fate wont disappoint everybody seriously and work hard. ]

微博私信或关注中国青年网微信公众号，直接对话小青！小青热线：-；邮箱：youthpress@

一本书一句话一段爱：
♤有没有一个人，你无数次说着要放弃，但终究还是舍不得？
[♤ to have a person, you countless times said to give up, but ultimately or loathe to give up? ]

一本好书远离浮躁，广告合作QQ联系：

杨清柠Devbor：
道理谁都懂谁都做不到
[Truth who all understand who all cant do]

我有三只薇娜乐(｡•ˇ‸ˇ•｡)

张鸣：
每日一呼，北航校长请回答，年游行中，贵校副研究员韩德强当街打人，说校方支持他，是否属实！@北京航空航天大学。
[A daily call, buaa principal please answer, in March, your university associate professor han deqiang street hit people, said the school support him, is definitely correct! @ Beijing university of aeronautics and astronautics. ]

中国人民大学教书匠，仅此而已。

_huiFeng：
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Navy ins：_aunicorn

大傻Damnshine：
起个早
[Get up early a]

一秋波一蛋闪工作联系：--。官网：supmusic

Grace爱在多伦多：
炸鸡还是Popeyes好吃！今天还试了他家的Cajun Poutine，味道蛮不错。
[The Fried chicken or Popeyes delicious! Today also tried out of his home Poutine, taste pretty good. ]

记录生活，收藏美好。

评论古今：
【什么是“我执”？】佛法中有一种慧叫顺慧。我执，即是不知随顺。原先一直不明白为什么水主智，那是因为水的随圆就方的特性，是一种智慧的表现，水的本性就是智，遇石而过，遇曲能弯，遇清则清，遇浊而浑。智慧的法则，不就是这样吗！当愿众生勤修顺慧，别自以为是，忏悔自己的自以为是。
[What is I ? In Buddhism there is a kind of wisdom called shun hui. I hold, is somehow flow. Originally dont understand why always main water, its because of the water with the characteristics of the circle is, is a sign of wisdom, is the nature of water, in the stone, the encounter can bend, in the qing qing, turbidity and muddy. The law of wisdom, is not so! When may all beings often shun hui, dont self-righteous, confess their self-righteousness. ]

古今多少事，都付笑谈中（陈博文，文学硕士，保护大熊猫协会理事）微信号：

内裤都笑松了：
【奇葩贴】脑洞很大的画是什么样子的？（作者见签名）
[Imagination a lot of wonderful work post 】【 picture is what look like? (see the author signature)]

专业搜索各种搞笑，娱乐，恶搞的微博,投稿合作QQ

东京小资：
昨日的盘面，雄安和凶案〜买了雄安股就是牛市，买了次新和高送转就是股灾，除了雄安就是熊。炒中国股票政治觉悟是必须滴，保持清醒也是必须滴，站队不能站错[偷笑]
[Yesterdays disk, male Ann and murder ~ bought male Ann is a bull market, and bought a new and high to turn is a crash, in addition to the male Ann is bear. Fried Chinese stocks political consciousness is must drop, stay awake is must drop, reform cant stand wrong [laugh]]

“The roses in her hand,the flavor in mine.”赠人玫瑰,手有余香

北美新浪：
#奇趣美图#【来自荷兰摄影师镜头下的美景】来自荷兰摄影师Stunning Oer-Wout镜头下的美景，总是带有一些奇幻的色彩。tRXhkeNZ
[# # hall won the beauty of the Dutch photographer camera from the Dutch photographer Stunning Oer - Wout under the lens of beauty, always have some fantasy overtones. tRXhkeNZ]

新闻、资讯、时尚、趣图、笑话，还有微博上最流行的。一旦关注，别无所求。

说给女生听：
清醒时做事，糊涂时读书；大怒时睡觉，独处时思考；做一个幸福的人，读书，旅行，努力工作，关心身体和心情，成为最好的自己。
[When we are awake, confused; Rage when sleeping, when left alone to think; Do a happy person, reading, travel, work hard and care for the body and mood, become the best you can. ]