杀马特强子：
张老师告诉你：在东北，有一种人，我们叫他“山炮”！tRXieJaG
[Teacher zhang told you in the northeast, there is a person, we call him mountain gun! tRXieJaG]
二①⑥，峩葒遍世界。二①，峩進軍宇宙。
回忆专用小马甲：异色瞳宝宝MARU，笑起来比萨摩耶都甜，媚眼抛的也轻车熟路，感觉要沦陷[心]
[Different color eye baby MARU, smile is sweet, the Maya pizza at behind also good feeling to fall [heart]]
《愿无岁月可回头》
思想聚焦：“ 总要允许有人错过你 才能赶上最好的相遇。 ”
[Always allow someone to miss you to catch up with the best meet.]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
黄晓明：岁的小井先生，期待你能走多远就走多远的冒险之旅，生日快乐[蛋糕]
[Age, the little well Sir, looking forward to how far you can go how far adventure, happy birthday cake []]
少说话，多做事！我不是最好的，但我要做最努力的......（相关工作事宜联系经纪人郭亭婷：hxmstudiowb@）
人民日报：【江西吉安上演丁义珍式窗口 工作人员：领导外出无法回应】吉安网友称，当地房产交易中心三楼的制证窗口是半封闭式的，在刚到成人大腿位置留有递送材料窗口，高度低于米，窗口前没座椅。办事群众只能半跪或半蹲办理业务。工作人员：不了解情况，所有领导都已外出，无法回应。tRXiGImJ
[The jiangxi province Ding Yizhen type window Staff leadership go out cant response 】 gian net friend say, the local real estate trading center on the third floor of the window is semi-closed, just to the thigh position in left a delivery window material, height less than m, window seat. Do people only half kneeling or crouch. Staff dont know the situation, all leadership has been out, unable to respond. tRXiGImJ]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
八哥专用：蕾哈娜和彪马合作的最新时尚潮鞋。就问你眼不眼熟[拜拜]
[Rihanna and the latest fashion shoes puma cooperation. Ask your eyes not familiar [bynum]]
娱乐有理，吐槽无罪。
这里是美国：印度动物救助组织“Worldforall”制作了这样一组宣传海报，呼吁人们领养流浪动物。缩略图和点开大图后的效果大不同......创意太厉害了！[赞]
[Indian animal rescue organization Worldforall produced such a set of posters, urging people to adopt stray animals. Thumbnails and different point of effect after open a larger view... Creativity is too much! [who]]
环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。联系邮箱：usa@huanqiu
当时我就震惊了：好疼好气哦，但还是要保持微笑[笑cry][笑cry]
tRXiDCc
[Pain spirit oh, but I still keep smiling [laugh cry] [laugh cry] < br > tRXiDCc]
深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜
回忆专用小马甲：人们常说恋爱中的人智商为零，是因为灵魂中最柔软的部分不需要理智。电影《喜欢你》邀请了对情侣分享他们的故事，大家来说说恋爱中做过什么傻事，@电影喜欢你 官博君会选五条评论点赞，每人送元甜蜜红包[心][心][心]#电影喜欢你# tRXiYh
[It is often said that people in love IQ is zero, because the most soft part of the soul does not need to reason. Film like you invited the couple to share their stories, do any silly things for all said love, @ movies like your officer bo gentleman would choose five comments thumb up, yuan each sweet red packets [heart] [heart] [heart] # # movies like you tRXiYh]
《愿无岁月可回头》
北京人不知道的北京事儿：#北京事儿#【岁少女在教室被同学强奸后勒死 凶手不满岁从轻处理…】年月日晚上，岁少女在昌平区新东方外国语学校的教室内被杀。案发后，其男同学王某因涉嫌故意杀人被拘留批捕。今日开庭，公安机关认为，虽然犯罪性质恶劣，但鉴于王某不满岁，《刑法》规定应当从轻或者减轻处罚。
[# # about Beijing [years old girl was classmate raped strangled in the classroom The murderer discontent, lightly... 】 Date night, years old girl in the changping district new Oriental foreign language school, was killed in the classroom. Shortly after, the male classmate wang mou was detained on suspicion of intentional homicide arrest. Opening today, the public security organ believes that although the bad nature of the crime, but given wang mou dissatisfaction, criminal law provisions shall be given a lighter or mitigated punishment. ]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
我的朋友是个呆B：一只肥肥的猫咪和他最爱的娃娃，感觉这个肚子一定非常好摸(insbo_mang_co)
tRXieIKN
[A fat cat and his favorite doll, feel the belly must be very good touch (insbo_mang_co) < br > tRXieIKN]
没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的
我们爱讲冷笑话：春天应该有一套这样的唯美照片：樱花树下的舞蹈家[喵喵]
[Should have a such beautiful photos spring under the cherry trees of the dancermeow meow]
笑话竟有冷热之分，究竟是谁不懂幽默。。爱生活，爱冷兔！！！（如果相关微博系谁原创 请及时联系冷兔）
吾皇的白茶：吾皇：你所不知道的流浪生活……[喵喵][doge] tRXiFBi .
[Emperor you dont know of a wandering life... [meow meow] [doge] tRXiFBi.]
插画师，绘本画师 卡通形象吾皇创作者 合作邮箱gezikk@
英国那些事儿：这位全职奶爸有写便条向老婆汇报带娃工作的习惯……然而起初爱意满满的便条，最后的画风却越来越跑偏了... [笑cry]
[The dad had written a note to report back to the wife with her work habits... At first love full of notes, however, the final drawing style are wandering... [laughing cry]]
一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.
BTS_official：[#放不下中文会话#] 请欣赏由大邱boys为大家带来的小品(?)#算账#
#请开始你们的表演# #向可爱势力低头#
(tRXieRM )
[[# not put Chinese session #] please appreciate from daegu boys to bring us the sketch (?) Settled accounts with # # # < br > please proceed with the # # # bow to lovely forces of your performance < br > (tRXieRM)]
中国新闻周刊：【专治“中国式过马路”！#武汉设人行横道闸机# [二哈]】近日，武汉金银潭大道上的一路口人行横道线旁，安装了人行道闸机通道，闸机会随红绿灯切换来打开或关闭，防止行人闯红灯。此外附近还设有闯红灯抓拍系统，摄像头将抓拍闯红灯的行人，并在路边显示屏播放。tRXioZTy 你支持推广吗？
[【 specializes in Chinese cross the road. A pedestrian crossing gate # # wuhan ha] [two] recently, wuhan gold and silver lake avenue near the intersection crosswalk line, installed the sidewalk gate channel, brake opportunity with traffic lights to open or close switch, prevent the pedestrian red light. In addition also has a red light near the capture system, the camera will capture the red light of the pedestrian, and screen playing by the side of the road. TRXioZTy promotion do you support? ]
中国新闻周刊官方微博。定位于信息管家、时事顾问、意见领袖。
一块去旅行：小伙子说出了骑行川藏线的真相，%的人都后悔了……哈哈哈自己装的B，含着泪也要走完！tRXihkNo
[The young man spoke ride the truth of the sichuan-tibet highway, % of regret... Ha ha ha pretended to B, in tears also to go out! tRXihkNo]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
秒拍：李健歌手段子合集，这个情话小哥哥太有意思了，一个被歌手耽误的段子手！[二哈][二哈]#秒拍##带你上热门#@小石头乀 tRXiDRbh
[Li singer jokes collection, this sweet nothings little brother is so interesting that a singer delay jokes hand! [two ha] [two ha] # s clap hot # @ # # take you on a small stone 乀 tRXiDRbh]
秒拍-秒拍大片！众多明星、美女都在玩的最新潮短视频分享应用。网页版：miaopai下载秒拍：miaopaidownload
英国报姐：这个患有精神分裂症的岁的小艺术家，希望通过画笔来和病症做斗争，也让大家知道她眼中的世界，不要总是戴着有色眼镜去看待她，她只是希望自己能变得更好……
[The people who suffer from schizophrenia, small artists, hope that through the brush to struggle and conditions and also to let everyone know that the world in her eyes, dont always wearing colored glasses to look at her, she just hope I can get better... ]
订阅号：UKUK。国外各种好玩的，报姐带你看世界
大神说：「有哪些孤独的故事？」
[What are the lonely story? ]
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秋田六千：这只猫的动图经常见，视频我还是第一次看到诶[哆啦A梦吃惊] tRXisBYI .
[This cat dynamic figure is often seen, video status was the first time I saw [doraemon surprised] tRXisBYI.]
每天都有新内容的的的的V信公众号qiutianliuqian
环球时报：【情侣在车道中央长吻 酒驾司机将两人撞“上天”】凌晨三点，一对情侣在马路中间长吻，有几辆车看起来不愿打扰他们，先后躲了过去。不料一个酒驾司机好像未察觉到他们的存在，驾车飞驰而过，终结了他们的马路之吻。各位热恋中的人士注意了，秀恩爱一定要分场合呀。tRXijnBH 山东卫视
[The couple in the middle of the lane long kiss Drunk drivers will be god, two people 】 three o clock in the morning, a couple in the middle of the road long kiss, have a few cars look dont want to disturb them, successively from the past. Only to a drunk driver seems to be not aware of their existence, driving speed, bringing an end to their kiss from the road. You love the people attention, affection must points situation. TRXijnBH shandong TV]
报道多元世界 解读复杂中国
Happy张江：哎！！！满满都是泪啊，夏天就要到了，可是。。。[二哈]
[Ah!!!!!! Is filled with tears, summer is coming, but... [two ha]]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
喵星人的喵星球：突然想起刚刚刨了屎。。。
[Suddenly remembered just dig the shit... ]
做一只，有态度的喵星人。合作联系：shangwu@hamelon
王尼玛：我每次喝水时总会遇到这样的事......
.倒一杯水
.有点烫
.放一会稍微凉点再喝
.忘记了自己倒了杯水，放凉了……
.重新倒一杯水
.有点烫
.放一会稍微凉点再喝
死循环……
[Every time I drink water always meet such things... < br >. A cup of water. < br > a little hot. < br > put a little cool for a while and then drink. < br > forgotten her poured a glass of water, cool...... < br > to pour a glass of water. < br > a little hot. < br > put a little cool for a while and then drink < br > death cycle... ]
处处留心皆暴漫，天下尼玛是一家。合作邮箱hezuo@baozou
国民老岳父公：只有你的微笑可以拯救无聊的时光，墨爷，我们来聊聊桌子上，消失的那块蛋糕吧！！！
[Only your smile can save boredom and ink ye, lets talk about the table, the disappearance of that cake!!!!!!!!! ]
微博第一尴尬段子手的工作邮箱@qq
这里是美国：【中国待我们这么好 你们还让我捅他刀子 你们良心不会痛吗？】日，特朗普接受福克斯FOX & Friends节目采访。他在谈及近期中国对朝态度时说：中国现在这么帮助美国，怎么可能大打贸易战，怎么可能去指责他们操纵汇率呢？？[疑问]tRXiGDO @微丢
[The Chinese treat us so well you still let me stab a knife Your conscience wont pain? , trump FOX FOX & Friends show. His attitude to the said, referring to recent China China so help us now, how is it possible to play a trade war, how is it possible to accusing them of manipulating the exchange rate?? [question] tRXiGDO @ slightly lost]
环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。联系邮箱：usa@huanqiu
唐艺昕：[摊手][摊手][摊手]
[[stand hand] [stand hand] [stand hand]]
工作联系 贾先生jiach@
史上第一最最搞：卧槽，duáng你大爷！！你等着，等我长大了～[笑cry][笑cry]tRXidUvS
[Oh my god, duang you big ye!!!!! Waiting for you, when I grow up ~ [laugh cry] [laugh cry] tRXidUvS]
让好心情发酵，蒸发掉所有负能量
新浪娱乐：【后女孩受《人民的名义》感染 奋不顾身追小偷】近日，在郑州一公交车站，后女孩曹小莉目睹小偷偷包，大呼后一个箭步追上了小偷，最后小偷不得已将钱包扔下逃走。在被问及是什么让她不顾自己安危去追小偷时，曹小莉打趣道最近自己在追《人民的名义》，不自觉地就想到了正义。tRXirvH
[After the girl by the name of the peoples infection For chasing the thief 】 recently, a bus station in zhengzhou, after the girl Cao Xiaoli witnessed small secretly package, shouted a step after catch the thief, the thief had the purse cast away. When asked what makes her regardless of his life chasing the thief, Cao Xiaoli joked recently himself in in the name of the people, involuntarily thought of justice. tRXirvH]
新浪娱乐
创意工坊：坐飞机很多人都喜欢靠窗的位置，以方便一览高空风景。可是全透明的飞机，你敢坐吗？[笑cry] tRXyAOc @SoFun搜趣坊
[Flying a lot of people like the position of the window, for high altitude scenery. But the transparent planes, dare you sit? [laughing cry] tRXyAOc @ SoFun boring mill]
分享各种新鲜、新奇、创意、设计、发明、搞怪、画作！ 【非原创，只分享】
君之：一张用手机拍的，一张用很贵的相机拍的，差别大么？能分出来哪张是手机拍的不？
[A mobile phone, using a very expensive camera, big difference? Can point out what a mobile phone is not? ]
男，金牛座，美食名博，美食撰稿人，畅销美食图书作者，“君之烘焙”手工曲奇网店创始人。 长帝电器形象代言人。工作邮箱：junsmorework@
战争史研究WHS：没有地图炮的意思，但刚才说到南方某地菜肴偏甜的问题，想起以前有个人在这问题上跟我叫板说“我们这里爱吃甜是因为自古富足，吃得起蔗糖，不像你们北方人只用盐和辣子下饭”。可烹饪菜肴的基本原则应该是以好吃为主啊。难道因为要炫富就使劲放糖？这跟“我有钱所以我把真牙敲了镶一口K大金牙“也没
[No map gun point, but just said somewhere in the south the sweet side dishes, remembered before said someone to compete with me on this issue we love to eat sweet because rich since ancient times, here to eat sugar, unlike north of you with salt and chilli orders. But the basic principles of cooking dishes should be mainly on delicious ah. Because want to flaunt wealth hard sugar? It with I have the money so I set the real teeth knocked on a big gold teeth K is not]
半瓶子醋闲人
杰克波比：很多人分手后，虽然互相取关了前任，但偶尔还是会去看看，这时候或许就会被误解为还放不下，还没有走出来。
其实，之所以偶尔过去看看，只是去上上坟而已。
[A lot of people after a breakup, though each other take off the former, but occasionally will go and see, maybe this time will be misinterpreted as still not put, not to come out. < br > in fact, occasionally look at the past, just go to the grave. ]
喜剧编剧，作品《屌丝男士》、《极品女士》等，看段子请点原创。
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