我很困。。。[睡][睡][睡][睡]
[I am very sleepy... Sleep sleep [sleep] [] [] [sleep]]
JYPE旗下组合PM成员Nichkhun.
思想聚焦：你笑起来真好看。[可爱]
[You look really nice smile. [lovely]]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
团子熊por：相信这个动态壁纸，可以有效减少你玩电脑的欲望……#被戳中了#
[Believe that the dynamic wallpaper, can effectively reduce your desire to play computer... # # has been poking in]
(›´ω`‹ )我是团子冷脑洞，有病，有毒....
追风少年刘全有：元宵节可能是我国唯一一个不用吃饺子的节日
[The Lantern Festival is probably the only one who dont have to eat dumplings festival in my country]
我是一只蘑菇。同时我还是一个屁股。最后我还是吴彦祖。
袁姗姗：元宵节[心]这是一个特殊的日子，今天过去，体重都会陆续下降[呲牙][呲牙]
[The Lantern Festival [heart] this is a special day, today in the past, the weight will gradually decline [yi tooth] [yi tooth]]
傅园慧o_O：在元宵节把大腿拉伤了[doge]纪念人生第一次大腿爆炸✌[心]元宵节快乐！今天你和你的家人在一起吗！[doge]
[doge][心]没有的话 我跟你在一起[doge][心]
[doge][心]云端一起过元宵节[doge][心]
[Took a thigh strain [doge] during the Lantern Festival to commemorate the life first leg explosion ✌ [heart] happy Lantern Festival! Today you and your family! [doge] < br > [doge] [heart] without words I with you together [doge] [heart] < br > [doge] [heart] cloud spend the Lantern Festival together [doge] [heart]]
爱猫咪爱狗狗；看见圆球体萌仔欲罢不能；以食为天；一只混天蝎座血统的摩羯座。一直认为自己是个安静的美男子。
冷笑话精选：一哥们想看付费频道的WWE摔角比赛，但老婆不让买，于是他就求当地广播电台恶搞了下自己老婆！哈哈哈快笑岔气了[笑cry]tRJIBWO
[A the elder brothers want to watch the WWE wrestling game pay channel, but the wife not to buy, so he asked a local radio station a spoof of his wife! Ha, ha, ha quick stitches tRJIBWO [laugh cry]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
宅腐集中营：元宵节快乐！！这些元宵，大家喜欢什么馅的呢？[可爱]
[Happy Lantern Festival!!!!! What filling these yuanxiao, everyone like? [lovely]]
既宅又腐，前途未卜。各位宅男腐女，你们找到组织了！投稿请发私信。合作请加Q：
Happy张江：哇哦！！主人训练汪星人只要说“I love you”就会有奖励， #情人节#快到了千万不要不如狗啊，赶紧去说吧[偷笑]tRJIrhBY
[Wow!!!!! Master training Wang Xing people just say I love you there will be a reward, # # valentines day is coming soon, dont than dogs, hurriedly say tRJIrhBY [laughing]]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
漾花朵朵：嗨！元宵快乐🏮🎉🎊🎆
[A hi! 元宵快乐🏮🎉🎊🎆 ]
我的前任是极品：#极品曝光#给男友买了件的卫衣，他说要跟我分担，结果发了个的红包，我心里不舒服但不知道这样的心理正不正常[污]
[# # the best exposure to buy my boyfriend a fleece, he said to share with me, the result of a red envelope, my heart uncomfortable but I dont know that psychology is not normal [pollution]]
【人生在世，总会遇到让你爆表的极品前任！！私信我！晒出那些贱人吧！！】
财经网：【男子两度申请离婚 甘愿净身出户陪绝症初恋情人】“女儿已经成年了，她现在有个好的归宿，不用我操心了。至于儿子，他从小和他妈过，我们已经分居年多，我离开了也对他影响不会太大。”岁，与妻子在上海经商，且有一双儿女的李某从去年起两度申请离婚，因为他的初恋小芳患尿毒症，且病情已进入晚期
[The man twice filed for divorce Willing to clean body leave home with a terminal illness first love 】 daughter already adult, she now have a good home to return to, I dont need to worry about. As for the son, he grew up with his mother, we have separated years, I left the impact will not be too big for him. Years old, doing business in Shanghai with his wife, and a pair of children to li mou twice since last year to apply for divorce, because he first love small fang suffer from uremia, and the illness has entered the late]
商务合作： 廖先生 QQ ： 邮箱：kailiao@caijing
二逼青年这样过：好好好，你赢了！这TM是谁配的音乐？[笑cry][笑cry] tRJYMLS
[Okay, you win! Who is that TM with music? [laughing cry] [laughter cry] tRJYMLS]
你快乐吗？不快乐时，看看二逼青年是怎么过的。
全球奇闻趣事：哈哈哈这个我可以笑两年！当你对着视频学B-BOX时。。[笑cry] tRJIrF .
[Ha ha ha this two years I can laugh! When you on the video to learn B - BOX.. [laughing cry] tRJIrF.]
每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事，欢迎爆料。
秋田六千：小短腿的脖子蹭起来也非常苏糊啊！
[Little short legs neck rub up also very Sue paste! ]
每天都有新内容的的的的V信公众号qiutianliuqian
小婊渣神吐槽：哈哈哈！笑的我肚子疼！警察我的车丢了，结局想不到！[笑cry][笑cry]#搞笑视频笑翻天# tRJcQa
[Ha ha ha! Laugh my belly hurts. The police I have lost my car, unexpected ending! [laughing cry] [laughter cry] # funny video hilarious # tRJcQa]
⚡看到我的微博，你就是我的人了，快跟我一起玩吧！⚡机智如我，天下我有⚡合作请私信
娄艺潇：元宵节快乐，祝大家新年事业学业圆满，亲情爱情圆满，财源好运滚滚来！（我可爱的元宵们的节日哟[爱你]）
[Happy Lantern Festival, wish you all a business school complete, a complete family love, wealth luck rolling! (my lovely yuanxiao festival yo love you [])]
会跳舞的歌手里体育最好的演员。。。工作联系经纪人高才雅(仅此一位经纪人)louyixiaocompany@或直接私信@娄艺潇工作室。
中国新闻网：#小新在直播#【落叶归根！今天，一起#接老兵王琪回家#[心]】今天中午，滞留印度年的老兵王琪一行将抵达北京首都机场，并乘坐今日的航班返回陕西。年，王琪因迷路误入印度。几十年来，他从未放弃回国的想法。今天，老人终于如愿!家里的手擀面已备好，戳↓一起接老兵回家 tRJIreD
[# # small new live in the falling leaves! Today, # # together by veteran britain-based authority home [heart]] at noon today, a veteran of the stranded in India a britain-based authority line will arrive in Beijing capital airport, and return on todays flight to shaanxi. Lost years, britain-based authority for straying into India. For decades, he never give up the idea of home. Today, the old man finally fulfill a wish! Hand roll surface has been prepared in the home, stamp left by veteran tRJIreD home together]
这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。
这里是美国：TED演讲：如何找到自己钟爱的工作[思考][思考]什么工作你非做不可？什么工作非你不可？听听这个演讲，或许能够得到一些启发tRGUIw
[TED speech how to find your favorite work [thinking] [thinking] what kind of work do you do? What kind of job do you not? Listen to the speech, may be able to get some inspiration tRGUIw]
环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。环球网，世界很精彩！
铲屎官和主子们：笑死我了，简直毫无违和感！[笑cry]
[Lol, absolutely no acosmia feeling! [laughing cry]]
每日更新铲屎君和宠物们的逗比日常
大锅只是喝醉：又有朋友生孩子了，姓银，女孩，请大家帮忙起个名字
[And a friend have a baby, silver surname, girl, please help me a name]
i easy吗 i
一起神回复：昨天发了“可能有个假爸妈”的微博，看了评论也很好笑啊，哈哈哈这年头谁还没个假爸妈呢！[笑cry]#评论笑死系列#
[Yesterday sent might be a fake parents, see comments are also very funny, ha ha ha who havent a vacation parents these days! [laughing cry] # # comments killing series]
这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地，请自觉投入你的节操。
波杰克马男：他从来没说过我爱你，但却处处都是我爱你。[心]
[He never said I love you, but everywhere is I love you. [heart]]
我不想做人了
丸子安利菌：(˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و啊啊啊喜茶终于开来上海了！！这家的芝士茶真的好喝到飞起！厚厚的一层芝士奶盖，看着就觉得超满足了！！
丸子之前在别的地方已经喝过很多次啦！
最推荐的是招牌「金凤茶王」，味道很独特，非常清香，回甘也很持久，感觉是爸爸妈妈也会爱上的那种味道。还有就是「绿妍」～很秀气的名字
[Organisation (˃ ̵ ᴗ ˂ ̵) ahhh finally from Shanghai like tea!!!!! The cheese tea is really nice to fly up! A thick layer of cheese milk cover, look at feel very satisfied!!!!! < br > balls before in other places have been drinking a lot of time! < br > is the most recommended brand jinfeng king, the taste is very unique, very faint scent, the sweet also very persistent, feeling, mom and dad is falling in love with the kind of taste. And then there is the name of the green yan ~ very delicate]
公众号：bobawanzi 坐标上海+纽约 一个努力安利泥门的po主 合作邮箱：wanzi@ 欢迎私信投稿安利好物+发布好物安利微博@丸子安利菌
史上第一最最搞：最近火遍全网表情包终于找到出处了，这鸡简直太魔性！[笑cry] tRJIRCOK
[Recent fire tech-oriented expression the package finally found the source, the chicken is too devious looking! [laughing cry] tRJIRCOK]
让好心情发酵，蒸发掉所有负能量
拜托别黑我：祝大家元宵快乐,我们再拿出抽个人，还是老规矩tRJIgKl ，不过呢今天按照我们帅马总的要求顺便带上一张我们的海报！
[I wish you all a happy Lantern Festival, we will take out smoke individuals, or as usual tRJIgKl, however according to the requirements of our handsome Ma Zong today by the way, could you take a piece of our posters! ]
爱奇艺独播剧《拜托！别黑我！》官方微博
金大川：谢谢@JeremyLin林书豪 请看球，保重身体早早回归赛场！
[Thank you @ JeremyLin book Lin hao Return early to watch, please, take good care of yourself! ]
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英国那些事儿：俄罗斯艺术家Diana Latysheva做的羊毛玩具，这萌萌的画风还透着股魔性，看得我好想捏一捏[二哈][二哈]
[Russian artist Diana Latysheva do wool toys, the sprout of painting style is showing the stock ones, look I really want to knead a pinchtwo ha ha] [two]
一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.
我和表妹的极品事：爸爸在妈妈那受气了，来找我发脾气的即视感。tRIZlKkE
[Mom and dad in the suffer indignities, namely regards feeling come to me losing my temper. tRIZlKkE]
走着走着，你突然被爆菊了；爆着爆着，你突然笑了.....哈哈哈！合作Q
看书有道：【腹有诗书气自华！秒重新认识董卿】《中国诗词大会》因一群才女才子而走红，但主持人董卿也因端庄得体，出口成章而吸睛无数。节目中的董卿落落大方，眼角眉梢带着盈盈笑意，各种诗词信手拈来，向观众展示了自己深厚的文化底蕴。tRJbhYhm
[【腹有诗书气自华!秒重新认识董卿】《中国诗词大会》因一群才女才子而走红,但主持人董卿也因端庄得体,出口成章而吸睛无数。节目中的董卿落落大方,眼角眉梢带着盈盈笑意,各种诗词信手拈来,向观众展示了自己深厚的文化底蕴.tRJbhYhm]
你的人生，也可以是一本最好看的书。合作请到公众号iikanshu回复【合作】了解详情。
让你变幽默：哈哈哈！过年走完亲戚回家后的你……[笑cry]#幽默君搞笑视频# tRJVPuRQ
[Ha ha ha! New Years day you walk the relatives back home... [laughing cry] # # you use funny video tRJVPuRQ]
让你变幽默，欢乐每一天，无图不微博，么么哒
央视新闻：【个被拐失散家庭元宵节团聚[心]】孩子，我找你找的好苦，年来，每年春节我都会在家门口放碗饺子，希望你还能回来吃…岁张启妮和失散年的儿子武当在认亲现场抱头痛哭。今天，合肥举办帮助被拐儿童认亲仪式，名儿时被拐失散人员与家人团聚，他们和亲生父母别离，最短的年，最长余年。（
[【 a abducted separated the Lantern Festival family reunion [heart]] children, I find you find good bitter, for years, every year the Spring Festival I will put a bowl of dumplings at home, hope you can come back to eat... The son of wudang Zhang Qini and separated in endeavoured sorrow at the scene. Help children abducted endeavoured ceremony held today, hefei, kidnapping a child lost staff with their family, they with their departure, the shortest, the longest years. (]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
喵星人的喵星球：主人给一家四口买了个猫窝，有点挤吧。。。[喵喵]
[Owners buy a cat litter for a family of four, a little crowded... [meow]]
做一只，有态度的喵星人。合作联系：shangwu@hamelon
小野妹子学吐槽：这位先森，您四不四忘记了自己是一只狗狗[拜拜][doge]
[You, the first four four forgot he was a dog [bynum] [doge]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
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