2017年2月8日星期三

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北美吐槽君:
    “我妈太小公举,我爸宠她宠到无法无天,我已经快抑郁了。” ​​​
[My mother young public election, my dad spoil her pet into lawlessness, Ive almost depression. ​​​]

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人民网:
    【这些名言,真相原来都在后半句】“天才是%的灵感加%的汗水”,这是你努力奋斗的座右铭?且慢!人家这话才说了一半,后面紧跟着的是——“但那%的灵感是最重要的,甚至比%的汗水都重要”。真是自古后句出真相呀!戳图↓↓一起澄清那些“前半句的误会”吧! ​​​​
[These quotes, the truth in the latter half sentence 】 all genius is % % inspiration and perspiration, is this your striving motto? Wait a minute! The somebody else is said by half, followed by the - but the inspiration of the % is one of the most important, even more than % of the all important sweat. Really ancient words after out the truth! Poke figure left left to clarify the misunderstanding the first half of the sentence! ​​​​]

报道全球 传播中国

五岳散人:
    失眠没睡着。孤陋寡闻,居然刚听了大热的《成都》。
这个么……作为听罗大佑长大的老家伙,不是太能听得下去。
大概相当于在兰州吃完牛肉面坐飞机回北京,在东三环某摊位吃了碗兰州拉面的感觉差不多。 ​​​

[Insomnia didnt sleep. Ill-informed, had just listened to the big hot chengdu. < br > the yao... As old guy who grew up listening to luo, can not hear. < br > roughly eat in lanzhou beef noodles, take a plane back to Beijing, in along a stall to eat a bowl of lanzhou noodles feeling about. ​​​]

安心真好,绿腰生活:lvyaolife.taobao 家具木器店:wuyuesanren.taobao?儒匪窝 古董文玩店:rufeiwo.taobao

热美妆师:
    好用到逆天的底妆技巧* 技巧不嫌多 一起来发现tRcIbZe ​​​
[Useful to the fate of bottom makeup skill * skill not too many found tRcIbZe together]

知名美妆博主 合作qq:

柳三便:
    寻找此刻同样被楼上叮叮哐哐声音吵醒并再也睡不着的有缘人 ​​​
[Looking for at the moment are also being ding-ding kuang noise upstairs to wake and sleep is predestined friends the human]

阳光宅男

笑到你肚子疼:
    儿不嫌母丑,狗不嫌家贫,狗是最人类最好的朋友[心]tRJhZV ​​​
[Son take the mother ugly, dog not suspicion GuPin, dog is mans best friend most tRJhZV [heart]]

每日奉送各种雷人笑话,欢乐笑不停,h合作扣扣

我是小婊砸儿:
    一个福利,拿走不谢[微笑]tRxWbS ​​​
[A welfare, take not thank tRxWbS [smiles]]

我这么污,用去污粉也没用( ‘-ωก̀ )

我的损友是个极品:
    这个视频虽然只有两秒,但是真的好好笑啊哈哈哈!旁边的海水都看不下去了![笑cry]tRJjtR ​​​
[This video is only two seconds, but really have a good laugh ah ha ha ha! Next to the sea to see not bottom go to! [laughing cry] tRJjtR]

私信我爆出损友的各种趣事吧!欢迎私信吐槽!【注:出于隐私来稿录用后均不会注明出处,如需@ 你请注明】

白猫骑士-:
    hahaha~群里总发些让人哭笑不得的东西。😅 ​​​
[Hahaha ~ group always send something to let people in distress situation. 😅 ​​​]

欢迎加群: (群) (群)淡笔 扯弹 开车~速来~ˊ_>ˋ

Jackson得晙130925:
    最近有很多人问我怎么样才能买到有得晙照片的手机壳,为了更方便大家了解与订购,我和卖家进行了沟通,可以在一周内进行预订。其实一直以来,光是喜欢得晙我就已经很感谢了,现在还有那么多人想要买得晙的手机壳我真的是惊呆了!再次感谢大家那么喜爱得晙!如果不是在韩国,而是想在海外订购的朋友们, ​​​
[Recently there are a lot of people ask how can I buy you 晙 following from the picture, more convenient for you to understand and to order, the seller, and I can book in a week. Actually for a long time, just like I was very grateful to the 晙, there are so many people wanted to buy the following to 晙 I was really shocked! Once again thank you so love 晙! If not in Korea, but want to order overseas friends,]

This is 得晙Jacksons account.工作事宜请私信。

这梦真他妈噩:
    幻灭了,老陈醋的发明者竟不是老陈。 ​​​
[The inventor of the disillusionment, vinegar was not Mr. Chen. ​​​]

没事瞎鸡巴写

这不是历史:
    奥黛丽·赫本绝世美貌的背后,原来有着这样一段不为人知的关于背叛、勇气、心碎和梦想幻灭的传奇 ​​​​ tRMbVDGY ​​​
[Audrey Hepburn behind the beautiful, the original is such an unknown about betrayal, courage, heart and dream disillusionment tRMbVDGY legend]

只要你认真,历史不是任人打扮的小姑娘。 合作联系QQ:

坂田Tina:
    晚安啦(我是真的预言家 ​​​
[Good night, I am a true prophet]

家有猛宠 生人勿近@北原水希

这微博笑死我了:
    这哥们又来恶搞啦[doge]tRJZzBtd ​​​
[This elder brothers to spoof again [doge] tRJZzBtd]

感觉自己萌萌哒(• . •)

FortyLions:
    晚安吧 ​​​
[Good night!]

Duebass

哑巴:
    被赵雷的《成都》刷屏两天,忍不住去听了下,听不下去。。。难道我的审美已经和主流轨道发生极大偏差,有点不安。 ​​​
[By zhao chengdu refresh for two days, cant help to go to the next, listen to not go down... Dont I aesthetic has great deviation and mainstream track, a little nervous. ​​​]

开口若是谎话,不如做个哑巴

精彩表情君:
    那些年央视第一段子手朱广权押过的韵哈哈哈,一本正经的播报,厉害了!喊麦界需要你!tRJmN ​​​
[Those years CCTV first hand jokes Zhu Guangquan of rhymes ha ha ha, serious, hard! Shout mic world needs you! tRJmN]

一个萌萌的gif制图匠!每天给你带来最gif的动态图 合作qq:

牙刷小姐姐:
    分享图片 ​​​
[Share photos]

我没钱可我想旅行:
    【很罕见的冰岛攻略】小伙伴还是略显生疏,不过真的很用心,也够详细,又是很罕见的冰岛攻略,想去的可以借鉴参考一下哦[心]
[兔子]——概——要——[兔子]
Page 碎碎念的前言&目录
Page 冰岛概况&签证机票&费用概况
Page 黄金圈-朗格冰川-冰川湖-
钻石冰沙滩-寻找极光
Page ​​​

[Friend or rare Iceland strategy 】 【 a bit rusty, but Im really very attentively, also detailed enough, is very rare Iceland strategy, want to go to the can reference reference [heart] < br > [] rabbit - almost - to - [] rabbit < br > Page & twitter preface directory < br > overview Page Iceland & visa ticket & cost overview < br > Page gold ring - lundgren glacier ice - glacial lake - < br > diamond beach - looking for aurora < br > Page]

爱旅游,个人薇❤:lvxing

开水族馆的生物男:
    如果嫌不够,我可以继续 ​​​
[If enough, I can continue]

野外探索者,独立鱼类学者

靠谱影评:
    大神剪辑香港电影群像!全都是惊艳了时光的偶像,曾经陪伴我们的那些银幕上的青春,看着好燃啊!tRfzHkZg ​​​
[The great spirit clip portraits of Hong Kong movie! Are all the amazing time idols, once with us the youth on the screen, watching good burning! tRfzHkZg]

这是一个快节奏的时代,关注我,节省你找寻经典的时间。

我叫王村村:
    一个不愿意拍照的我………… ​​​
[A not willing to take photos of me............ ​​​]

诗人

杨九郎L:
    祝Kevin Guo birthday happy@郭奇林 🎂 ​​​
[祝Kevin Guo birthday happy@郭奇林 🎂 ​​​]

认哏

挖宝少女:
    有哪些习惯长期坚持下来可以让女性变得更美? ​​​​
[What are the habit to insist for a long time down can make women more beautiful? ​​​​]

知名美妆博主

化妆师miuo:
    “女孩子到了一个阶段就会抛弃粉色喜欢黑色,然后过了这个阶段,是更加疯狂地喜欢粉色 ”
你们也是吗?
老夫的少女心诶[兔子] ​​​​

[Girls to a stage will abandon pink like black, then after this stage, is even more crazy like pink < br > you also? < br > the old girl heart! [rabbit]]

热爱彩妆的本少女只是一个安利工,尽可能推荐优质产品。不代购无店铺。任何化妆护肤问题欢迎随时骚扰~

女人情感营:
    “我不确定自己能用多少时间把你忘了
也不敢保证我就能真的把你忘了
我只能像现在这样
不吵不闹 不悲不喜
安安静静的与你 再无交集” ​ ​​​

[Im not sure I can use much time forget you < br > also dare not sure I can really forget you < br > I can only like this < br > dont noisy Dont sad dont like < br > quiet no intersection with you]

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我的电影圈:
    Adobe创意搞笑短片《甲方的要求》,这么难搞的甲方真是够了![笑cry]tRUqrE ​​​
[Adobe creative hilarious video, the party as requirement, so difficult to make the party a is enough! [laughing cry] tRUqrE]

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SNH48-李宇琪:
    生日快乐。现在是:。 ​​​
[Happy birthday. Is that right now. ​​​]

合作联系,商务:business@snh - 影视:yingshi@snh -* 综艺:zongyi@snh -*

健身女王Miuo:
    【全身的动态基本拉伸动作】包含了脊柱拉伸,助你瞬间长高公分!非常简单,身边很多成功的朋友都有提到拉伸对长高很重要性,未满岁的朋友赶紧来试试吧 tRGkZcsB ​​​
[Contains the systemic dynamic basic tensile action 】 【 spine stretch, help you instantly cm tall! Around is very simple, a lot of successful friends have mentioned stretching is very importance to grow taller, hurriedly to try tRGkZcsB under the age of friends]

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极品搞笑君:
    陈思诚 佟丽娅 心疼丫丫 父亲对于女儿婚姻的独白,父爱如山[悲伤]这才是父母对儿女的婚姻应有的态度![爱你]#极品搞笑君# tRMMOnd ​ ​​​
[Chen Sicheng Liyan tong love ya ya The father for the daughter marriage monologue, the father loves the mountain [sad] this is the parents pair woman marriage due attitude! Love you [] # # tRMMOnd acura funny king]

网络评论人

水妖vv:
    第一件Celine毛衣,看了大半年选了这件,准备穿年,请大家监督🙋 ​​​
[第一件Celine毛衣,看了大半年选了这件,准备穿年,请大家监督🙋 ​​​]

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wuli妖妖:
    来 点赞 让我知道我的粉丝除了僵尸粉还是有活人的[doge] ​​​
[Thumb up to let me know that my fans in the powder has the living [doge]]

我久居深巷守一段旧时光ޓ

FASHION头像集:
    你是我的可遇不可求 可遇不可留 可遇不可有 ​​​​
[You are I can not find Can not leave Can not have]

知名情感博主

365个潮流发型:
    多款短发 发型,短发达人教你轻松搞定 tRxFZFZu ​​​
[Many short hair style, hairs teach you easily get tRxFZFZu]

改变,从“头”开始~爱折腾头发就关注我吧!微信订阅:hair

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