2017年2月12日星期日

Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽:
    看动作就无疑了,一代武学大师...这可能就是失传多年的还我鱼干拳[喵喵] ​​​
[The action is no doubt, a generation of martial arts masters... It might be lost years also I dried fish fist [meow]]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

央视新闻:
    【普通水池被当许愿池 捞出.元】四川成都宽窄巷子有个水池,被游客当成了许愿池,每天都有大量钱币被抛入其中。景区呼吁:希望游客不要再扔钱了,这真的只是一个普通水池,不是许愿池!最终,工作人员捞出.元,加上爱心捐款,共元送往医院捐给抗震英雄。你怎么看?@华商网 ​​​
[The common pool was when the wishing well remove. Yuan 】 width alley in chengdu in sichuan province has a pool, by tourists as a wishing well, every day there are a lot of money being thrown into it. Scenic spots hope that visitors dont throw money again, this really is just a common pool, not wishing well! In the end, the workers remove. Yuan, plus the compassion donation, a total of yuan sent to the hospital to the seismic hero. What do you think? @ Chinese network]

“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博,是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

谢娜:
    辣辣姐姐[兔子][太阳] ​​​
[Spicy hot sister [rabbit] [sun]]

太阳女神(也可称为喜神)的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方:)工作邮箱:w@qq(仅限工作)感谢!

环球时报:
    【傅园慧吃了这个后,再一次爆发了神秘力量[哈哈]】傅园慧跟随贝尔野外探险,贝爷在教授她野外生存技巧时,给她吃了两条虫子,结果傅园慧再一次爆发了……贝爷已被这股来自东方的神秘力量惊呆。(@梨视频 )tRJIBfW ​​​
[【 Fu Yuanhui after eating this, once again broke out mysterious force (ha ha) 】 Fu Yuanhui follow bear wild adventures, Mr Ye in teaching her survival skills, give she tasted two worms, results Fu Yuanhui broke out again... Mr Ye has been at the mysterious force from the Orient. TRJIBfW (@ pear video)]

报道多元世界 解读复杂中国

人民日报:
    震撼!一分钟,带你了解中国三军仪仗队[威武][威武][威武]@军粉 tRMgfSI ​​​
[Shock! Know a military honour guard in a minute, take you [power] [power] [power] tRMgfSI @ the powder]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

韩国me2day:
    【naverblog】女友视角的#朴灿烈# ~心空到不行[舔屏](crlogo) ​​​
[Girlfriend naverblog 】 【 view # chan yeol # ~ heart empty to [] lick screen (crlogo)]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

Happy张江:
    歪果小伙嫌弃他家的洗衣机噪音很大,于是。。。[笑cry]#秀个假恩爱# tRJYr ​​​
[Slanting fruit man abandon his washing machine noise is very big, so... [laughing cry] # # show a false love tRJYr]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯,欢迎私信

骑着Vespa的Miller:
    至少,我还有你。@我 ​​​
[At least, I have you. @ I]

演员:米勒。 工作请联系邮箱:Miller@yeah.net

一夫食堂:
    我炒我的麻辣香锅,她炒她的火腿蒜苔。 ​​​
[I fired my spicy pot, she Fried ham garlic moss. ​​​]

谢绝任何有偿无偿商业广告合作,我只为自己代言。玫瑰店:yifurose.taobao

痒气美少女:
    谁还不是个小仙女了咋滴[摊手]tRJSxVT ​​​
[Who is not a fairy zha drops tRJSxVT [stand hand]]

我就是我,颜 射 不一样的我!!广告合作QQ联系:

刘若英:
    日常各取所需 口味各取所愛 粉蒸肉與義大利麵 午餐和平共處 ​​​
[Daily to get each take one for a change Steamed pork with rice flour make peace with the pasta for lunch]

親愛的路人

这里是美国:
    俩女学生在学校打架,警察冲上去就扑倒!tRtmCLaN ​​​
[Fighting two female students in the school, the police rushed go down! tRtmCLaN]

环球网美国记者站,为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。环球网,世界很精彩!

我的前任是极品:
    #极品曝光#渣男前任跑来找我约P,我该怎么办整他? ​​​
[# # the best exposure cheat philandering former ran to find me about P feelings man, what do I do whole him? ​​​]

【人生在世,总会遇到让你爆表的极品前任!!私信我!晒出那些贱人吧!!】

全球奇异事件:
    卧槽!姐弟俩翻唱小幸运,遇见你是我们最大的幸运,超好听!!![心][心][心][心] tRJMxytX ​ ​​​
[Oh, my gosh! The sister and the cover small lucky, met you is lucky for us, really great!!!!!! [heart] [heart] [heart] [heart] tRJMxytX]

发现世界新奇趣事儿~(o゜ω゜o)合作QQ

应采儿:
    什么季节 都必须“高瘦美” [嘻嘻] @郑希怡 @黃伊汶 ​​​
[What time must be tall, thin beauty (hee hee) @ advertisement @ good show]

祈祷,不如思考

Dipsy迪西:
    Alexander Wang FW |about “All Black”~[酷] ​​​
[Alexander Wang FW | about All Black ~ [cool]]

一个重庆人,男的~▊公众微信realDipsy ▊工作请联系:dipsy@doperinc

最神奇的视频:
    六岁天才小妹妹街舞,简直萌爆了啊![哈哈]tRmdxi ​​​
[Little sister genius six street dance, can sprout burst! (ha ha) tRmdxi]

视频,就要神奇的!看神奇的视频就关注我,你绝对意想不到的视频!用最神奇的视频伴你渡过神奇的一天!

Star_阿扇:
    #全民K歌# >> 《千古》-[MV]阿扇>>tRJRSXz (来自@全民K歌) ​​​
[# # the K song > > o eternal - (MV) fan > > tRJRSXz (from @ the karaoke)]

如果时光可以倒退,一切也就不再珍贵

我的前任是个极品:
    #品姐枕聊室# ​​​
[Elder sister pillow chat room # #]

我们不一定要完美的爱情,但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣!私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧!发泄内心的负能量!

治愈系心理学:
    来来来!过来比照一下!你是左姑娘哩,还是右姑娘?[喵喵] 丨图文作者:牛轰轰LZZ ​​​
[Come to! Come over in a minute! Are you a girl, left or right girl? [meow] 丨 by the author cattle LZZ]

治愈系,一种平静后舒畅的感觉!情感探讨、文字投稿请私信。图文自网络。

头条新闻:
    #视野#【奇葩女黑客一年不洗澡不出门 警察拉她一抓一手死皮[污]】岁女黑客涉嫌信用卡诈骗在广东肇庆被批捕。“自学成才”的她落网时,已一年没出门没洗澡,每天网上找“料”超小时。民警伸手拉她,一拉就是一手死皮。tRJWiS ​​​
[# # 【 view exotic female hackers dont bathe not to go out in a year The police pull one catch with one hand she dead skin [pollution]] - year - old female hackers suspected of credit card fraud was arrest in guangdong zhaoqing. Self-taught when she was arrested, havent shower, a year didnt go out to find material super hours online every day. Police stretched out his hand to pull her, one is dead skin. tRJWiS]

每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻,全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿,请发私信或者邮件:xlttnews@vip.sina。

谢娜:
    元宵之后,学习工作加油油[太阳]⛽️ ​​​
[Yuanxiao, after studying work refueling oil [sun] ⛽ ️]

太阳女神(也可称为喜神)的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方:)工作邮箱:w@qq(仅限工作)感谢!

加措活佛-慈爱基金:
    我们的一切,都是我们创造出来的。我们爱的是自己,我们喜欢的亦是自己,当我们的心变了,一切就变了。心里有阳光,世界就充满阳光;心里有爱,就生活在爱的氛围里;心里盛满快乐,满处都是笑声。同样,如果每天抱怨、挑剔、指责、怨恨,就会活在地狱里;一念到天堂,一念下地狱。心在哪,圆满就在哪。 ​​​
[We all, are we created. We love ourselves, we like also is their own, when our hearts are changed, everything changed. The sunshine in my heart, the world is full of sunshine, Is love in heart, is living in the atmosphere of love; Heart filled with joy, laughter covered. Also, if the complain, criticize, blame and resentment, every day will live in hell; A read to heaven, a hell. Where is the heart, where is satisfactory. ​​​]

优美的文字是心里的良药!

德卡先生的信箱:
    “恨不得现在就一个电话打过去表白,和他鱼死网破。从此以后殊途不同归,两不相欠,不再相见。” ​​​
[Couldnt do a phone call past, now and his larger foe. From then on extremely way is different, the two dont owe, no longer meet each other. ​​​]

想说的话 寄存在这里〔私信投递 · 匿名发布〕不欢迎没礼貌的人 GIF大多出自宫崎骏动画

成都发布:
    【游客跑进音乐喷泉 被喷一身水[摊手]】#住在成都#昨天,在成都太古里的音乐喷泉,有几名游客跑进喷泉,几秒之后,音乐喷泉开始喷水,游客的衣服瞬间被淋湿了。音乐喷泉开始之前都会有提示“不要进入喷泉”,游客切勿跑进音乐喷泉,这样很危险!(视频@成都云天 ) tRJxKZJ ​​​据四川日报 ​​​
[The tourist ran into music fountain Water spray is a [stand hand]] # # yesterday in chengdu, in chengdu ancient music of the fountain, there are several tourists ran into the fountain, after a few seconds, music fountain water starts, tourists are instantaneous wet clothes. Music fountain before will be prompt dont come into the fountain, tourists dont run into the music fountain, so dangerous! (video @ chengdu yun) tRJxKZJ according to sichuan daily]

这里是成都市人民政府新闻办公室微博,我们将及时给朋友们提供有关成都的各类信息。

挑款师:
    闺蜜就要这样穿 然后一起变美~[兔子] ​​​
[Girlfriends will be dressed like this And together we become beautiful ~ [] rabbit]

这里是你的私人挑款师,关注这里,分享美丽,留住快乐!

发现instagram:
    富士山下🗻🌸inscapkaieda ​​​
[富士山下🗻🌸inscapkaieda ​​​]

一起来发现新鲜好玩的ins吧

史上第一最最搞:
    少一点套路,多一点真诚![拜拜] ​​​
[A little less routine, a little more sincere! [bynum]]

让好心情发酵,蒸发掉所有负能量

李想:
    我的微博基本原则。我发表我的观点,你发表你的观点,观点完全不同都没关系。但是,如果你因为观点不同而骂我、侮辱我,我绝对不惯着你。以德报怨,何以报德?我心情好的时候就【直接拉黑】,心情不好的时候就【帮你出名】。 ​​​
[My weibo basic principles. I published my opinion, you publish your point of view, and totally different point of view it doesnt matter. However, if you because of different views and scold me, insult me, I absolutely not to spoil you. Good for bad, why good? When I was in a good mood is, directly blocked 】 【 】 【 help you famous when I was in a bad mood. ​​​]

车和家CEO

电影工厂:
    一组版《倚天屠龙记》幕后照,当年你最喜欢谁。 ​​​​
[A set of edition of the handheld device maker e-ten slew a dragon to record behind the scenes, who was your favorite. ​​​​]

主营:炮制各种影视动漫花边,推荐影视精品!

一起神吐槽:
    分享两个请人节单身头像。[二哈] ​​​
[Share two man single head, please. [two ha]]

你造么不吐槽的人生都不完整。关注后膝盖易碎,节操必失,三观毁尽...

六小龄童:
    现在进行时:北京十里河花鸟鱼虫市场[呲牙][握手][good] ​​​
[The present continuous tense Beijing li river market [yi tooth] [shake hands] [good]]

本名章金莱,六小龄童签名书店:httpsshop.taobao?spm=ar....hhLe ,学校讲演邀请:jiangwei_china@

中国新闻周刊:
    【厉害了!清明上河图的十个黑色幽默】北京故宫博物院研究员余辉,在研究《清明上河图》多年后,道出了这幅“繁荣盛世”之作的黑色幽默,画中也许深藏着北宋灭亡的秘密哦。tRxYqIX ​​​(视频by:@梨视频) ​​​
[【 much! Qingming scroll ten black humor 】 afterglow, a researcher at the national Palace Museum in Beijing after many years in the research on the qingming festival pursues , says the the work of black humor prosperity, lies in May and the secret of the northern song dynasty perish. TRxYqIX (video by @ pear video)]

中国新闻周刊官方微博。定位于信息管家、时事顾问、意见领袖。

网红揭秘:
    陈乔恩发微博吐槽:最讨厌的事情之一就是到机场后被人拿着相机一路跟拍,并指责在网络上公布她航班信息的人。网友表示想要多大荣誉,就要付出多少,陈乔恩随后在那条评论下面怒怼网友“神经病” ​​​
[Absent so winning qiao en tweeting ridicule one of the things I hate most is to the airport by people with a camera to shoot all the way, and accused her flight information published on the Internet. Netizens said want much honor, is how much, absent so winning qiao en then in the comments below anger Dui netizen sickos]

如果我发有关明星的,请不要纠结我的微博名,因为这里就是一个八卦的地方~

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