“男票痴迷于健身打球以至于影响性生活这么办”
[Male ticket obsessed with fitness ball that affect sexual do that]
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张歆艺：有些非常精彩的瞬间。
[There are some very exciting moment.]
好人好面，恶人恶语。施主珍重。
不二大叔说：你已经是个大人了，别再因为一点感情问题就失魂落魄。你可以有一段糟糕的爱情，但不能放纵自己过一个烂透的人生。你已经是个大人了，别再因为一点感情问题就失魂落魄。你可以有一段糟糕的爱情，但不能放纵自己过一个烂透的人生。
[You are already a adult, dont because a little emotional problem is time-consuming. You can have a bad love, but cant let yourself live a bad life. You are already a adult, dont because a little emotional problem is time-consuming. You can have a bad love, but cant let yourself live a bad life.]
微信公众号：dashu 让思考更有效率，让时间更有价值。
这微博笑死我了：卧槽厉害了，一只敢和雪崩刚正面的兔子，差点没看到！tRMbKtm
[God much, a dare and avalanche integrity in rabbit, almost didnt see! tRMbKtm]
感觉自己萌萌哒(• . •）
崔永元：#全民打假方舟子# 方骗子跑南开大学去耍流氓了？@啊格木呀 [good]
[# # the anti-counterfeit fang fang liars run nankai university to play rascal? O @ lattice wood ah [good]]
坎话：据说点赞年都会脱单[心]
[It is said that thumb up years will take off a single [heart]]
一个懂你的微博，那些说到你心坎里的话。(合作QQ）
电影图解师：【大型史诗纪录片：神秘的西夏】曾经辉煌一时的王朝最后却消失在历史长河之中——西夏。该纪录片以西夏王朝从兴起到灭亡的发展过程为历史线索，对逝去的西夏历史文化做了一次最全面、最综合的展现。生动详实地为观众呈现出一个短暂却又神秘的西夏王朝。在线：tRqeuFfX
[Large epic documentary mysterious xixia 】 【 once flourishing dynasty finally has disappeared in the history of xixia. The documentary in xixia dynasty perish from rise to the development of the process for the historical clues to lost of xixia history and culture made a most comprehensive and integrated display. Vivid detail to the audience presents a brief but mysterious xixia dynasty. Online tRqeuFfX]
电影图解师 各种口味都有 欢迎投稿！
1句实话：敌人变成朋友，就比朋友更可靠，朋友变成敌人，比敌人更危险。有些事知道了就好，不必多说。有些人认识了就好，不必深交。
[The enemy into a friend, is more reliable than friends, friends become enemies, is more dangerous than the enemy. Some things know good, dont need to say more. Some people know the good, dont have to fraternize.]
加QQ ，请标注到访原因！
我的电影图解：只要你的心是善良的，对错都是别人的事。——《大鱼·海棠》
[As long as your heart is good, right and wrong, is other peoples business. -- -- the big fish haitang]
人生漫漫，道远兮。闲暇时我就是你的最佳伴侣，这里各种口味图解都有，Please 抱紧我！！！合作请私信或Q我：
汪星人日记：若某天有流浪动物主动跟着你接触你，那是它在自救。它可能饥饿寒冷到极限，也可能受伤。它认准你能给它生的机会。请不要对它置之不理，给它一口饭一口水，将它带离危险的地方。因为错过了，它也许就此消失在这个世界上了，生命不能再来一次，请伸出援助之手[心]#汪星人日记#
[If one day have a stray animals active follow you in contact with you, that is it in itself. It may be cold hunger to the limit, also could be injured. It look you can bare it. Please dont ignore it, give it a bite of rice a mouthful of water, take it away from the dangerous places. Missed, because it may disappear in the world, the life cant again, please lend me a hand [heart] journal # # Wang Xing people]
把你所有的心事都告诉我，我虽然不会说，但我听得懂。
人民网：#一起过新年#【四喜蒸饺】新年要到了，四喜蒸饺，四喜临门，好意头！过年试试新花样~（转）
[# # spend New Years day New Year is coming, four xi steamed dumpling 】 【 four xi steamed dumpling, four xi rimmon, in Chinese! New Years day try new tricks to (turn)]
报道全球 传播中国
写给前任的999封情书：“说爱你的人不一定等得起你 但等你的人一定很爱你。”
[Said love you of person does not necessarily have to wait on you But you must be very love you.]
你不是公主 你是会哭泣的鱼儿。投稿合作 QQ
博露齿一笑：卧槽，简直整人神作！！！ tRLnLd #年末穷开心#
[Oh my god, is moving the god make!!!!!! TRLnLd # # at the end of the poor happy]
每天更新笑话，喜欢就关注我吧，合作加扣扣
我是种草囤货菌：以后就用这个决定吃什么，哈哈哈很实用[笑cry]
tRwSsN
[Then use the deciding what to eat, ha ha ha very practical [laugh cry] < br > tRwSsN]
我是种草囤货菌 (｡･ω･) 拔草不吃土，省钱囤好货！ (•́ ₃ •̀)广告合作QQ联系：
艾莉尔Aariel：说起又帅又深情的男人，大概就是吴彦祖和张智霖了！看看两位男神的爱情观[心]
[Speaking of the handsome and loving man, probably is Daniel wu and zhang! Look at the two male god of love (heart)]
嘿，你终于来了。我一直在这里等你呀。人生很短，人世很长，艾莉尔陪你走过岁月匆匆
吃货秘籍：【芝士紫菜卷】不走常规路的紫菜卷，满满的诱惑，一看就不是正经卷！芝士不坏，吃货不爱~ tRqTwg
[【 cheese nori rolls 】 dont regular way nori rolls, full of temptation, is not is books! Cheese is not bad, dont love ~ tRqTwg version]
为吃货们提供各类美食信息，做最幸福的吃货请关注@吃货秘籍投稿合作联系QQ
小羊爱吃酱肘子：半夜上厕所的时候，
你老是小心翼翼冲马桶不至于吵醒家人，
可你发现没，你从没被冲水声吵醒过。
——xyacjzz 译
[The toilet in the middle of the night time, < br > you always careful to flush the toilet not wake the family, < br > but you found no, youve never been lapping wake. < br > < br > - xyacjzz translation]
一只逃走的羊，有时温和。
马汤波杰克boJake：有缘无份的时候好聚好散是最好的尊重
[Predestiny not on good terms when is the best respect]
哥不是很想做人了
痞人周鱼：#失眠签到# 安。
[# # insomnia sign in.]
周鱼 | 二手诗人 | 著名网黄 | 天蝎之光 | 吵架之王 | 水军大都督 | 玻璃碴子心 | 文能提笔调戏美娇娘 | 武能啤酒瓶子砸流氓 | zhouyu@dapumedia
每日笑话微博：加拿大音乐牛人Rajiv Dhall放大招，串烧翻唱首年欧美金曲！首首都是耳熟能详的大热单，串联的毫无违和感！tRIRApQ
[Canadian music buff Rajiv Dhall enlarge recruit, cover the first year the European and American songs! First capital is familiar hot sheet, series no acosmia feeling! tRIRApQ]
新浪热门微博-笑话榜专家成员，每日分享热门笑话、趣图、搞笑段子，让您开心一笑！部分内容原创或改编，部分内容源于网络，如侵权请私信联系，谢谢。
我的萌宠日记：大狗狗非常耐心地教小奶猫爬楼梯，最后……覚得它太吃力了 tRtCdau
[Large dog very patiently taught little milk cat climbing stairs, finally... Its too hard tRtCdau 覚]
这里是爱宠，爱心人士的集聚地，诚邀您来一起关注、爱护这些可爱的小动物！·····图片摘自网络,如侵权删除。（快手观看可关注ID）
像個鴨子：分享视频 tRMqIaY .
[Share video tRMqIaY.]
一半明媚，一半忧伤；沉魚落院，雲淡風輕。
Flower-Humar：无论我们最后生疏到什么样子
曾经对你的好都是真的
[No matter what our final unfamiliar to < br > it was good to you is true]
Cause youre sky
朱子奇：额…屏蔽了推荐一开首页还是各种躲不开啊，欣赏不来，这往死里表演一种“我很幽默”的样子是微博至少五年前的流行款了吧……
[Er... Blocked access to recommend an open the home page or various hide not open ah, cant appreciate, this performance to the dead a I am very humor is the popularity of weibo at least five years ago now...]
其实我们农村路也滑，人心也复杂
家常美食精选：有什么好吃的传统糕点？~
[Whats so good traditional pastry? ~]
我是一个吃货~你懂的！投稿合作QQ
虐芯话：知道什么叫爱到无能为力吗
就是越想靠近你 越想给你关心
你敷衍地接受 却暗示了界限
我进退维谷 像给自己打一耳光
知道以后再也不敢这样了
[Know what call love to do < br > just want to close to the more you want to give you care < br > your perfunctory to accept that the line < br > Im in a bind Like a slap yourself < br > never like this in the future to know]
有没有一句想说给自己
LOL英雄联盟小说：#LOL趣事# 女生们，你们还敢玩英雄联盟吗？[污]
[# # LOL funny girls, do you still dare to play the hero alliance? [pollution]]
欢迎各位帅哥、软妹踊跃投稿！无论鲍照或者分享心得、趣事、创意图片等，都大大欢迎！ wechat：jiangbeiboy
奶糖_糖：天使 大卷毛的卡一定是天使
[Angel big curly card must be an angel]
Mika一生粉英国留学汪漫威ZQ拜仁MarkipliersteamBJD欧美向贾妮一个哈哈哈的小透明～我比较忍生_(зゝ∠)_
黄熙茹：背书背一半又拍照来了😂
[背书背一半又拍照来了😂]
淤青好不了
宫崎骏漫画全集：你没挽留，我没回头，如此余生各自安好。也没有谁不好，真的只是时间不凑巧！《有个爱你的人不容易》分享给所有人，珍惜眼前人[心]tRyvwPg
[You dont keep, I dont look back, so the rest of my life well. Also who is not a bad thing, really even if its timing is an accident! There is a love you of person is not easy to share with everyone, cherish the present tRyvwPg [heart]]
每一个，每一个角落都充满着惊喜，每一扇窗户都诉说着动人的（合作QQ：）
早安丶晚安丶情感：每次看到这一幕都被苏到了，教科书般的秀恩爱，满眼的宠溺，这画面太温馨.太浪漫了！~单身狗已被虐晕。
[Every time I see this scene was Sue to the textbook of affection, and with the spoil, the picture is too sweet. So romantic! ~ single dog has bettered dizzy.]
家常美食菜谱大全：【葱油鸡】皮爽脆弹牙，鸡肉鲜嫩多汁，带着满满的葱香味，实在美味~
[Skin crispy onion chicken 】 【 play tooth, chicken fresh and juicy, with full onion flavor, really delicious ~]
爱美食爱生活
甜蜜系美乐乐：鬼怪
[ghosts]
VX：menggdar
三个岁月：以前你也要写小作文，记得你以前在ins写“你们以后留言能不能一样的留一条就好了，我都能看见”
你也还写过“从来没有删过任何粉丝的留言…”这一次你又写起了小作文，竟然引起了轩然大波。
我很生气，很难过，也很开心。我生气的是你干嘛需要别人的祝福，我难过的是有一些不要脸的人开始骂你，我开心
[Before you have to write a small composition, remember in ins before you write can you leave a message after the same for a good, I can see < br > you also wrote, never delete any fans of message... At this time youre working on a small composition, has caused quite a stir. < br > I am very angry, very sad, also very happy. I am angry with is what do you need other peoples blessing, Im sorry there are some shameless people began to scold you, I am happy]
我的两个眼角都有疤，可是都没有瞎。
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