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微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
思想聚焦：第一眼就喜欢的人｜喜欢一个人，始于颜值，陷于才华，忠于人品 tRIKpdXE
[Of the person you like | at the first glance like a person, began in appearance, in talent, loyal to the personality tRIKpdXE]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
回忆专用小马甲：#妞妞端午# 愿意挤就挤着睡吧，晚安了
[# # niu dragon-boat festival to crowded is crowded with sleep, good night]
《愿无岁月可回头》
人民网：在这条微博的评论里来留下你手机锁屏的壁纸吧~[嘻嘻]
[In the weibo comments to leave your phone lock screen wallpaper ~ (hee hee)]
报道全球 传播中国
同道大叔：#同道大叔粉丝圈# 失眠的来打卡，分手的来打卡，饿了的来打卡。你们打着，我睡了。[微笑]
[Fellow uncle fan coil # # insomnia to clock in, break up to clock in, hungry to clock out. You in, I sleep. [smiles]]
星座只是娱乐。工作联系 邮箱：woshitongdao@shushujia.me
一条：北京一对后小情侣，在二环有一套平米的房子。原本这里住得很憋屈，后来他们请来建筑师张海翱改造，竟然做出来平米的效果！建筑师用造价万升降楼板，玩出卧室、书房、茶室、健身房……要知道，北京二环平均房价万，现用了约两平米的价钱，就多开发出平米！tRIKpQu
[In Beijing after a pair of small couples, on a set of square meters house. Originally here very wronged, then they invited architects Zhang Haiao transformation, it made to the effect of the square meters! Architects use cost elevator floor, playing out of the bedroom, study, tea room, gym... On average house prices, you know, Beijing is now with about two square meter price, just send additional square meters! tRIKpQu]
每天一条原创视频。
季箐：“ 要努力要优秀，要不畏惧失去任何人。”
[To try to good, dont afraid to lose anyone.]
愿深情都会被温柔以待。【除非微博私信回复，其余都是骗子】
天天美食推荐：做个调查吧，吃番茄炒蛋，甜党打，咸党打
[Make a survey and eat tomato scrambled eggs, sweet party, salty party]
新浪微博最大的美食基地。每天推荐不同的美食做法，尝尽世界美味，感受舌尖上的中国！加关注吧！
北美吐槽君：“作为一个偷偷恋老者我该怎么办？”
[As a man secretly love what should I do?]
吐槽请发私信；公众号kissmemouth【商务合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】
全球热门搜罗：普通青年 打出来是“爸妈”
文艺青年 打出来是“宝马”
二逼青年 打出来是“便秘”
老实一点 你打的是什么？_______________________ 。
[Ordinary youth play out is parents < br > literature youth play out is BMW < br > type forced youth is constipation < br > honest point is you are calling? _______________________.]
每日最佳搞笑幽默，居家旅行必备神器。——搜罗君
韩国me2day：【tvcast】#蓝色大海的传说# 许亚洲醋王俊宰开启了护妻狂魔模式,变身汗蒸房管理员[笑cry]水太危险了,离我们鱼远点,一点水都不能沾![摊手] →tRIKpFV
[# # tvcast 】 【 the legend of the sea blue xu vinegar Wang Junzai Asia opened the wife slasher mode, turns into a sweat evaporate room administrator [laugh cry] water is too dangerous, away from our fish, water cant touch! [stand hand] - > tRIKpFV]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
谢娜：#谢娜拜托了衣橱# 我涛和大张伟来 #拜托了衣橱# 啦，这次大家一起开的是涛涛的衣橱，各种得瑟各种亮瞎眼，涛涛的衣橱为啥有马桶🚽，为啥涛涛现场翻脸，不说了给你们看啦→tRIKWos
[#谢娜拜托了衣橱# WoTaoHeDaZhangWeiLai #拜托了衣橱# 啦，这次大家一起开的是涛涛的衣橱，各种得瑟各种亮瞎眼，涛涛的衣橱为啥有马桶🚽，为啥涛涛现场翻脸，不说了给你们看啦→tRIKWos]
太阳女神（也可称为喜神）的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方：）工作邮箱：w@qq（仅限工作）感谢！
电影Mr：杨宗纬与网友点赞前三名演唱《空白格》，杨宗纬一出声再也没有别人。 tRhGzPy .
[Aska with netizens thumb up top three singing blank space, aska a silent no others. TRhGzPy.]
（合作联系请私信）
全球影视指南：恐怖电影《空房间》完整版高清在线看，喜欢的话就马走看吧~[doge]tRUxzLCB
[Horror film the empty room full hd online watch, like it, they go see ~ [doge] tRUxzLCB horse]
不在看电影，就在看电影的路上！推荐你看的都是好电影，拒接烂片！
一起神回复：#神回卧谈会# 冬至你们都是怎么过的呢？
[# # god back to lie about the winter solstice how are you?]
这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地，请自觉投入你的节操。
环球时报：俄罗斯一个渔民开了一个推特，更新他们从深海里捞上来的怪鱼，感觉每个都是外星生物。。可能水下太暗了，啥都看不到，大家随便长长就好了。[笑cry]（@英国报姐 ）
[Russia a fisherman opened a twitter, update their up strange fish, from the deep feeling is alien life. Every one. May be underwater is too dark, what all cant see, you literally long. [laughing cry] (@ British newspaper elder sister)]
报道多元世界 解读复杂中国
扒圈娱记：【请回答超长分钟花絮】电视剧台前幕后，演员们第一次参加试镜等珍贵画面，以及NG搞笑花絮！好有爱好多回忆感动！tRIKlQE
[[please answer trivia long minutes] drama behind the scenes, the actors to audition for the first time such precious pictures, and NG funny trivia! Good have fun memories moved more! tRIKlQE]
资深娱乐评论人 不定期爆料圈中八卦
掏心話_：#掏心夜语# 评论里留下一张你笑得最好看的照片，看对眼的就勾搭一下。[二哈]
[# # comments left a rink hijinks night language you laugh the most beautiful photos, see the eyes of hook up. [two ha]]
每张图片背后都有一个故事 愿你我都会被温柔以待。
调色课堂：说一个秘密吧 这里没人认识你
[Say a secret There is no one to know you here]
更 多调色教程欢迎关（tiao）注（xi）我的 威 信 号 ：tiaose 更多惊喜等你发现
郑秀文Sammi：煲汤。材料：响螺 木瓜 雪耳 南比杏 蜜枣 无花果干 猪骨
[In clay pot soup. Material snow ear ring screw papaya south than apricot glazed date Dried figs The pig bone]
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任真天：玩个小游戏：看看你能截图到谁，谁就是你的。
[Play a game who can see your screenshot to, who is you.]
合作QQ：，请直接说明来意。Big 笑工坊旗下节目：《唐唐脱口秀》每周三更新,《唐唐神吐槽》每周六更新,不定期还有《唐唐爱GAME》。
李林演员：而立之年的第一年就这么愉快的过去了。感谢妈妈、感谢恩师们、感谢身边所有的朋友、也感谢我的东家米未传媒 。更感谢今天陪在我身边和活跃在群里提前陪我过生日的小伙伴们@李艾 伉俪 @庞瀚辰 @关爱八卦成长协会 马睿@包文婧 还有阿囧、诗萌和赵龙、思雨。有你们的陪伴我很幸福！可以开心的说一句：你好
[ in the first year is so happy past. Thank you mom, thank the teacher, to thank all the friends around, also thanks my team not media. Thank you to accompany in my side today and more active in the group with me ahead of time the birthday friends @ lee couple @ @ PangHan Chen love gossip growth association Melvillo @ bao wenjin And sorry, sprout and neal, rain. Have you accompany me very happy! Can happy say hello]
演员、主持人。《奇葩说》辩手。代表作《少帅》《魔轮》《猫城记》
酒足饭饱勾二嫂：让汪星人穿上蜘蛛衣服后，逆天神技汪：我这么可爱！你们跑什么啊？？哈哈哈哈吓哭了。。[笑cry]tRIwYaj
[Let Wang Xing in spider clothes, go against god technology wang Im so cute! What are you running? Ha ha ha ha cry.. [laughing cry] tRIwYaj]
正在前往高冷路上的K千足金纯逗逼！好了，就说这么多，多了装高冷就破功了。合作请私信或Q我：
波杰克马男：我们总是在失去之后才后悔，于是一个个现任变为前任、[伤心]
[We always after losing just regret, so a current into the former, [sad]]
我不想做人了
噗嗤大叔：你遇见老师做过最奇葩的事是什么？
[You meet the teacher did what is the most wonderful work?]
做科普的。微信号：ouba
一只学屌：款只有 后的人玩过游戏，看着有些感动，太多回忆，那是逝去的青春！ tRISQNvU
[Only after the played game, watching some moved, too many memories, that is lost youth! tRISQNvU]
从前有个人关注了我，然后Ta过上了幸福快乐的日子
小羊爱吃酱肘子：“我们不再说话了，不知道为什么。”
[We dont talk, dont know why.]
一只逃走的羊，有时温和。
电影狙击手：完整视频版：这就是我们梦寐以求的爱情，虐哭单身狗！！！[心]tRUM
[The complete video version this is what we dream of love, abuse of single dog cry!!!!!! [heart] tRUM]
看的了小清新，玩的转重口味！关注我，每日电影资源不断！你又在看我微博。合作QQ
正常人办不出这种事儿：厉害了，这歌词写得太了！如果当年高考时听到这首青花瓷，我化学能多考一点分！tRIKmAN
[The lyrics to write too much! Heard this piece of blue and white porcelain, if that year the university entrance exam I chemical test more points! tRIKmAN]
本中心宣传口号：扬我国威振兴中华。精神病人思维广，弱智儿童欢乐多『内有限制级的小秘密哟』
鞋吧Sneakersbar：Li-Ning Speed Low——#篮球大梦想#晚安。
[Li - Ning Speed Low - # # basketball dream good night.]
关注全球最新的运动鞋、潮鞋讯息~投稿：sneakersbar@ 买鞋请关注@鞋吧Outlets
捕夢少女的信箱：东北宋仲基安吉 可爱到不行 阿姨姐姐粉请举手 🙋
[The northeast song joong ki anji cute AYiJieJieFenQingJuShou 🙋]
白茶清欢无别事 ) 歡迎私信投稿 📝
贴吧君：你手好看吗？
[Your hand good-looking?]
分享贴吧有趣的东西，欢迎私信投稿
1024专员：千金易得，好臀难觅！巴西国际美臀小姐大赛！tRffcpc
[Good daughter comes easily, buttock hard! The Brazilian international miss beautiful buttock! tRffcpc]
想做网红的网黄！
于嘉：雾霾红警整一星期，每次看女儿口罩捂住口鼻，就觉得自己渺小无力。昨晚七点十七,手机弹出消息：今夜有风雨，雾霾将散去。那会儿已在台里，准备解说广东山西。看到消息，想打电话跟老婆报喜，电话接起，竟然是我闺女，于是我的第一句，变成了宝贝儿，爸爸对不起你……[泪][泪]
[Fog alert the whole a week, every time see daughter mask their nose and mouth feel little weakness. , at o clock last night, mobile phone a pop-up message tonight rain, fog haze will be low. That moment is in Taiwan, ready to guangdong, shanxi. See message, want to make a phone call with the wife good, answer the phone, is my daughter, so my first sentence, and turned into a baby, dad Im sorry you... [tears] [] of tears]
哪怕他曹营千员将 难敌我青龙偃月刀
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