当我发现我连给银教授投稿都得不到回复，我想我的职业生涯该结束了。
[When I found I could contribute to silver, a professor at all can not get reply, I think my career is over.]
笑点太高不益于身心健康。工作洽谈请发邮件hezuo@baozou 一起玩耍可以加官方粉丝QQ群
我的精神分裂史：喜欢精分漫画的朋友们，因本人身体不适，这周停更一画，抱歉啦～提前祝你们圣诞节快乐🎄
[喜欢精分漫画的朋友们，因本人身体不适，这周停更一画，抱歉啦～提前祝你们圣诞节快乐🎄]
语言的发明只能表达人的一部分感受而已
视角_日本：趣闻：两位日本“技术”人员间的对话。
技术A「新垣结衣真可爱啊」
技术B「恩，真可爱」
技术A「明明眼睛、鼻子的数量都是一样的，为什么脸会差这么多呢？」
技术B「是因为排版上有差异吧」
技术A「排版...」
技术B「比如我的脸，在奇怪的地方有
（换行）」
技术A「
...」
技术B「还有多余的marg
[Interesting fact two Japanese technique dialogue between staff. < br > technique A new walls and cute clothes ah < br > technology B um, so lovely < br > technology A clearly the number of eyes, the nose is the same, why would face difference so much? < br > technology B because there are differences on typography, < br > technique A layout... < br > technology B in my face, for example, in A strange place with < br > (wrap) < br > technique A < br >... < br > technology B and redundant marg]
知己知彼 。公众订阅号「Japan」
蔡卓妍：Elle 一月號～ 很快又踏入新的一年了[擠眼] 時光飛逝啊～ 預祝大家有一個美好的[嘻嘻]
[Elle January ~ step into a New Year again [eye] how time flies ~ wish everyone have a goodhee hee]
暂无
德卡先生的信箱：“在我们这段感情里，我希望是我赢，可我也同样希望是你赢。”
[In our this affection, I hope is I win, but I also hope is you win.]
想说的话 寄存在这里〔私信投递 · 匿名发布〕不欢迎没礼貌的人 GIF大多出自宫崎骏动画
新快报：【湛江#雷州五中曝校园欺凌# 一女生遭施暴入院】近日，广东湛江市雷州市第五中学一#女生惨遭多名同校男女围殴#，七八个人把女孩围在小巷子里，巴掌狂风暴雨般劈头盖脸对女孩扑面而来，受打女孩缩在墙角嚎啕大哭，还给揪住头发不准用手遮住脸。此外，对于这起事件的受害者，雷州市副市长何培烈与学校相
[# # 【 zhanjiang leizhou five revealed the bullying a girl was admitted to hospital violence 】 recently, guangdong zhanjiang leizhou a # middle school girls were more than confronting WeiOu # men and women, the eight girls in a small alley, slap as the storm swept over the girl, the play girl crying in the corner, also seized a hair not covering his face with his hands. In addition, for victims of the incident, vice mayor of leizhou He Peilie with school]
《新快报》由羊城晚报报业集团主办，年月日创刊，世界日报发行量前强。爆料电话- 商务合作请联系-
美食百味馆：泰国现在最流行的椰子吃法，这剥椰子的技术真是绝了。感觉全身都舒畅了~[馋嘴]tROlEPN
[Thailand is now the most popular coconut ways, the peel coconuts technology is unique. Feel all happy ~ [available] tROlEPN]
新浪首席知名美食微博，最IN美食分享，推荐特色美食！一切与美食有关的事，你懂的！投稿合作Q
我的失眠读物：今年过年想回家陪爸妈，男友不同意，就算结婚后也让我自己回
[This year New Years day, want to go home to accompany my parents dont agree with her boyfriend, even after getting married, let myself back]
撕逼，狗血极品，甜文各种读物，电影图解
三联生活周刊：圣诞节前的布达佩斯夜景，美醉[心]
[The Budapest before Christmas night, the drunk [heart]]
一本杂志和他倡导的生活.
喵星人的喵星球：自从开了暖炉，这两只就没挪过地方。。。。本喵的命就是它给的。。。。tRIpTLp
[Since the heater, the two have not removed a place... The meow alive is it to... tRIpTLp]
做一只，有态度的喵星人。商务合作请邮件联系：shangwu@hamelon
我和表妹的极品事：搞笑不分年龄[二哈]，只要保持一颗逗B的心[摊手][笑cry][笑cry]
[Funny [], regardless of age, as long as you keep a heart to make B [stand hand] [laugh cry] [laugh cry]]
走着走着，你突然被爆菊了；爆着爆着，你突然笑了.....哈哈哈！合作Q
北京人不知道的北京事儿：【[话筒]个英语音标读音示范，专门纠正中国人英语发音】💯英式发音的个音标示范，一张表一次为你读清楚。 从发音基础开始，一步一步打造最标准的英式发音口语！先收了[鼓掌] tRIKoo
[【[话筒]个英语音标读音示范，专门纠正中国人英语发音】💯英式发音的个音标示范，一张表一次为你读清楚。 Starting from the pronunciation basis, step by step to build the standard spoken English pronunciation! Received [applause.] tRIKoo first]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
穿帮君：#帮主看剧#霍格沃茨放学啦[二哈]
[# wang see play # hogwarts school ,]
影视狂魔
作家崔成浩：日前，平壤的一些幼儿园和学校，陆续收到了最高司令官派人送来的柿子。这些柿子因为饱含着最高司令官的恩情，大家传阅着都舍不得吃，拿回家与亲人共享甜蜜。
[Pyongyang has some of the kindergarten and school, have received the highest commander sent from persimmon. The persimmon because full of kindness, supreme commander everyone to eat, circulated a sweet home to share with loved ones.]
心系平壤，从未离开。工作联系：cuichenghao@vip.
新浪财经：【硕士创业失败欠债多万 欲打工十年预支万】药物化学硕士臧国栋辞职贷款开了家宠物店，没想到才一年就步履维艰，计划本月底就关店。对于多万元的贷款他束手无策。无奈之下，他发出求职帖，希望有老板能够让其打工十年，但需要提前支付万元。你愿意先付钱收留他做员工吗？tRIpfhM
[The master of business in debt more than failure Work for ten years in advance than 】 medicinal chemistry master ZangGuoDong resignation loans opened a pet shop, didnt expect to year is struggling, plan the end of the month shut up shop. For more than ten thousand yuan loan him what to do. In desperation, he issued a job Posting, hope to have the boss can make its work ten years, but have to pay ten thousand yuan. Are you willing to pay employees take him do first? tRIpfhM]
新浪财经提供*小时财经资讯及全球金融市场报价,覆盖股票、债券、基金、期货、信托、理财、管理等多种面向个人和企业的服务。
SpeXial-执-赵志伟：小包醒醒 蹭我一身粉[摊手]
靠的可舒服[哈欠][哈欠][哈欠]
@大峰吕鋆峰 不来探班 是想赔我件衣服嘛[耶]
[Small wake up Rub my whole body powderstand hand < br > by can be comfortable [yawn] [yawn] [yawn] < br > @ big peak lu air-conditioning peak Dont dress to the set is to want to compensate me [and]]
工作联系：周室长：hao@comicgroup;微信：chowbathen，非诚勿扰
小新和贝塔：孩子们的#圣诞节#，我们在香港迪斯尼过圣诞啦🎄，一起看花车巡游吧～（来自tRIptkQY）APP下载地址：tRcndk
[孩子们的#圣诞节#，我们在香港迪斯尼过圣诞啦🎄，一起看花车巡游吧～（来自tRIptkQY）APP下载地址：tRcndk]
生活有多平淡就有多美好～
新剧不能停：【小调查】新的一年，你对国产剧的一个期许……请不要吝啬的写下吧！
[The New Year, small survey 】 【 you a promise of domestic drama... Please write down!]
最有深度和诚意的追剧博 合作QQ： 本博剧评、图文均为原创，谢绝转载
SE7ENCLUB：不知不觉，月份已过大半，翻看微博，这一年也写了不少功课。今天就来总结一下，拍过写过的个唇部试色！
[Unconsciously, have too much month, flipping through weibo, this year also wrote a lot of homework. Today is to sum up, made a try lip color for written!]
彩妆✨护肤✨香水✨手帐✨酒✨YG家族饭✨ins：I_AM_SEENCLUB
安东尼：各种松枝 尤加利的枝叶 穿插在鸡网上 做成table runner 还没做完 明天等@摄影师Harry 来拍照～
[All kinds of pine The branches and leaves of eucalyptus Hadnt done in chicken online to make the table runner etc. @ photographer Harry to take photos ~ tomorrow]
微信idrinkbeer
LOL无双小智：本周网线没弄好。预计下礼拜大家就能看到二线主播的直播了（直播时长估计不会像过去那么长）。
[Cable didnt set this week. Is expected next week you can see the second line anchor live (live time dont anticipate as long as in the past).]
商务邮箱@qq
艳光四射性冷淡：开放一下评论，希望大家理性评价下《摆渡人》这部电影。
[Open the comments, I hope you under rational evaluation of the movie ferry people.]
I want an instant orgasm with no effort.
渗透之C菌：大家好，我要公布恋情了，这是我女朋友：@我
[Hello, everyone, I am released relationship, this is my girlfriend @ me]
收信地址 CC Bilibili Schaefer Ave. Suite D- Chino, CA
零食少女：据说第一眼看出的三个单词就是你的～
我是 pass adventure love！
[Is said to be the first to see the three words is your ~ < br > I am pass adventure love!]
全世界最美的美食博主∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ 我们仙女，只吃零食。
史上第一最最搞：护栏：兄弟 除了我 没有人受伤啊[打脸][打脸][打脸]
[Barrier brothers In addition to me no one was hurt [face] [face] [face]]
让好心情发酵，蒸发掉所有负能量
我们爱讲冷笑话：“篮球场上哪句话最能击垮对手？” “你的鞋是假的！”
[Basketball court which sentence most can defeat opponents? Your shoes are fake!]
笑话竟有冷热之分，究竟是谁不懂幽默。。爱生活，爱冷兔！！！（如果相关微博系谁原创 请及时联系冷兔）
日本流行每日速报：配上这个BGM，觉得无脸男的滑板技术真是炫酷极了[doge]...tRIpZc
[Deserve to go up the BGM, feel no face man has been very cool skateboard technology [doge]... tRIpZc]
用传统媒体以外的视角，分享日本的那些事...
可爱萌宠物中心：二货主人将哈士奇弄成哈士驴，虽然同情二哈但原谅我笑了！[二哈]
[ the shipper will huskies, and for a donkey, while sympathy ii, but forgive me laugh! [two ha]]
萌猫萌狗控一枚，每天分享最有趣、最可爱的喵星人 汪星人(合作扣扣，Tel： )｡◕‿◕｡
韩国me2day：说说是你家爱豆的哪首歌让你入了坑?~ [思考]
[Say your love beans which song to let you into a pit? ~ [thinking]]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
新京报：【不工作不交际没孩子 上海拥套房夫妻全年只花万】这对中年夫妻年全年只花了万元，他们有套房，无贷无车，自认过得很幸福。“我们都不上班，没有孩子。所以全年不用买穿的，也没有额外花销。如果上班要买新的穿，还有交通，外食等，一年也存不了钱，还不如不上班。”tRICv
[【 dont work no communication not children Shanghai have suite couple thousands year spends only 】 the middle-aged couple years took only totaled ten thousand yuan, they have a suite, no credit no car, think happy. We didnt go to work, have no children. So dont have to buy all the year round, no additional cost. If want to buy a new wear to work, and traffic, outside food, etc., also save a lot of money in one year, return not equal to dont go to work. tRICv]
一份以责任为灵魂的报纸；一份致力于记录时代步伐的报纸；一份进步、美好的报纸。新京报，品质源于责任。
猫扑：【史上最失败！男友求婚送朵玫瑰 被吃货女友炒成玫瑰酱[二哈]】最近一个吃货妹子收到男友求婚送的朵玫瑰，但这个吃货妹子竟然把它们做成了玫瑰酱！[笑cry]她还@博物杂志 问能吃否。@博物杂志 回应这是现代月季，不能吃。网友：都做好了不能吃，这就很尴尬了。[doge]求妹子男友的心理阴影面积
[【 the most failed! Her boyfriend proposed to send roses Swathes girlfriend fry into a rose sauce,] [two] proposed a version sister recently received her boyfriend sent roses, but they are made to this version sister unexpectedly rose sauce! [laughing cry] she @ nature science magazine asked whether can eat. @ nature science magazine in response to this is the modern Chinese rose, cant eat. Net friend all ready not to eat, its very embarrassed. [doge] sister boyfriend psychological shadow area]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：，邮箱：dan.cao@opi-corp
小逗比神吐槽：圣诞老爷爷拜托千万别弄错了~[笑cry]
[Christmas grandpa please dont make a mistake ~ [laugh cry]]
各种搞笑、深井冰、脑残、吐槽段子~客观们戳进来看呐~！
StreetsFashion：我觉得大部分女生都是
我要你肯给我花钱的态度
但我不要你给我花钱
然而大部分抠逼没这个态度就开始逼逼女生爱钱
缺你那点钱啊
[I think most of girls are < br > I want you to give me money attitude < br > but I dont want you to give me money < br > but most pick force not this attitude to begin to push force girls love money < br > the lack of your money]
Fashion is a feeling , just enjoy it .
让男人更懂你：越长大越觉得，一辈子能遇上一个，你说上半句他能接下半句，还能把你宠上天的人，有多难。
[More grow up more feel that had met a lifetime, you said half sentence he can take half sentence, also can bring your pet to heaven, how hard it is.]
只要天，就可以让这个男人爱你到极致！ @让男人爱到极致的秘密武器 （合作Q）
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